Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　"Don't mention that. It's the end of the year, and she's also off work."

　　"Ah~~~~

　　Seeing that Hou Zhen refused to speak, many audience members began to boo.Hearing this, Wu Shaobai pointed to the audience:

　　"They all support me!"

　　"Who supports you!"

　　As soon as his rhetorical question came out, the audience immediately cheered.

　　"Oh!!!"

　　"Okay, okay, don't coax..."

　　Waving to the audience again, Hou Zhen said:

　　"It's almost stinking to talk about this. You, just open the box and do good deeds. Let's expose this matter, shall we?"

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai suddenly slapped his mouth, looking a little regretful:

　　"This... well, tsk tsk tsk, in a word, people who practice martial arts are in a hurry. As soon as they hear the year-end bonus, they are given 20 yuan. His wife is in a hurry and thinks, how can I treat my throat with 20 yuan? Arrest Hou Ye. It’s just a burst of front punches and back punches, right up and down + A, left down and right + C, jump up and left down + B, down and then right + A…”

　　"You wait... 29"

　　"Finally, there's a burst of gas! Oh!!!!!! Ban [-]-style eight girls!"

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai with his hands gathered above his head as if he was holding back, the audience burst into laughter again.But Hou Zhen couldn't stand it any longer, and pushed him:

　　"Okay! ~I made you stop, didn't you hear what happened?"

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly assumed a fighting posture:

　　"Master! You can actually interrupt my big move!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Eh...ha...that, Mr. Wu, wait a moment."

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai, Hou Zhen first waved his hand and then said:

　　"Up and down + A?"

　　"……Yup."

　　"what is this?"

　　"Your daughter-in-law's starting moves!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In the midst of laughter, Hou Zhen glanced at Wu Shaobai speechlessly, and spat:

　　"Why are you farting here?"

　　"Hey, what's that called?"

　　"Bullshit! Your family started to use Shenglong in a series of tricks?"

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　"……Um?!"

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, and then he heard Hou Zhen say:

　　"You made a mistake in starting your hand. The starting hand should be jumping up and lower left + B, falling to lower left B, then connecting to lower left and right + A, and then punching with front and back. This is called upper light foot lower light angle, + cut Wind + Hundred and Twenty Seven, Sunflower. If you knock someone unconscious in the end, do you know that you are talking to an eight-year-old girl?! This is the classic combo of Yagami in The King of Fighters 97. When I play this, you still wear open crotch pants. !"

　　"Hahahaha~!~~~~"

　　Listening to the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen suddenly raised his hand:

　　"It's still like this... Your eight gods are making a big move like this?"

　　He made an appearance of raising his hands parallel to the sky, imitating Wu Shaobai's action just now.

　　Then he said:

　　"It should be like this when the Eight Gods move!"

　　When the voice fell, he instantly crossed his hands and raised them on his forehead.

　　"That's the right move, you know?!"

　　"Hahahaha~ hoo!!!"

　　"Fighting and fisting... Brother, Iori can't play well, what else are you talking about? Go home and raise pigs!"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　The words were just like the combo of the Eight Gods, and they all called out to Wu Shaobai's face.

　　The audience watched Mr. Wu being stunned for a while, cheering and laughing.Under the gloating eyes of Hou Zhen, who had completed the counter-kill, Wu Shaobai covered his heart...

　　"Strong... strong man... good combo! Skills are not as good as others!"

　　"What a mess! I've never heard of it! What are you talking about King of Fighters 97 when a couple fights?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Ok."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Anyway, Yagami-an..."

　　"Ok?"

　　"His daughter-in-law, his daughter-in-law beat up Teacher Hou."

　　"Eh, okay! I forgot about it."

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand.

　　"This guy knocked Mr. Hou unconscious on the spot."

　　"Good guy."

　　"Then his daughter-in-law fell down when she saw Mr. Hou... ah~ hehehehe~ hehehehehe~hahahahaha~"

　　Hou Zhen looked at Wu Shaobai who suddenly covered his face with one hand and let out bursts of strange laughter, and nodded heavily:

　　"Hey, yes, these prodigal women have met Kyo Kusanagi."

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai also burst into laughter, but he still held back his laughter and continued to say:

　　"Then when he saw Hou Zhen fainted, his wife was not surprised. Anyway, it was a common thing, so I took out the phone and called an ambulance. Di Zhuo Er Di Zhu Er Di Zhu Er ~ the ambulance came. Two nurses came. Arrived at their house. A shirtless man, wearing this wooden slippers, with a bandage on the top of his head. See my aunt first: ohhh! Take a bow."

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　"A hair is standing upright, looks like killing Matt, wearing a tights in winter..."

　　"The tights have to show the belly button."

　　"Yes, yes, there are sparks and lightning along the way."

　　"Eh, that's right. The gate and Benimaru."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Then the two of them carried you to the hall closest to your house."

　　"Look at all of you, I have suffered so much for going to the Tongren Hall."

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　Countless audience members rubbed their hard cheeks and rubbed their numb faces.

　　Laughing and losing all the strength.

　　"In a room in the hall, you woke up."

　　"It's okay, the girls haven't killed yet."

　　Following Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai narrowed his eyes and slowly opened them, looking confused.

　　"This... where is this..."

　　"Hoo, this must be a concussion, right?"

　　"That is. You opened your eyes and found that this was a room with white walls all around, and in the middle of one wall, there was a shrine dedicated to it. Inside the shrine..."

　　"The one dedicated to the King of Medicine, Sun Simiao?"

　　"Do not."

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"The one dedicated to the divine doctor Xilaile. I saw him smiling and holding a lion's head..."

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　In the laughter, Hou Zhen pulled him:

　　"Wait for a while, Mr. Wu. Let me interrupt you... Who do you think is enshrined there?"

　　"Xilale. The magician is Xilaile."

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　Hou Zhen looked hysterical amid the audience's laughter:

　　"I haven't heard of it! You Tongrentang don't worship Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, but what kind of Li Baotian!!?"

　　"Hahahahaha...".