Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Wu Shaobai looked a little speechless:
"Xilale! Do you know? The genius doctor Xilaile! That's it~ The world is rolling~ Heaven's will is impermanent~ Don't follow my heart and don't force it~~~"
Back then, the "Magic Doctor Xi Lai Le" became popular all over the country. As soon as the opening song appeared, many audiences sang along with it:
"Smile long, the medicine spreads from all directions, not asking for a name to make a name for yourself~~~~"
Wu Shaobai pointed to the audience:
"Look, a household name, a good hand and a benevolent heart, and a wonderful doctor with joy!"
"Oh~~~ So it's like this... It's dedicated to the divine doctor Xi Lai Le, right?"
"correct."
"Who is that person in the photo?"
"Li Baotian!"
"..."
Hou Zhen was stunned, and the audience booed:
"Appreciate~~~~"
Along with the boos, Hou Zhen said speechlessly:
"Aren't they all the same!"
Wu Shaobai raised his head and spat at Hou Zhen:
"Nonsense! He played Li Baotian! Do you know?"
"Hahahahaha..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute..."
Hou Zhen quickly stopped him:
"Who did you say he played?"
"Celebrity."
"No, you just said that he played Li Baotian."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Appreciate~~~~"
"...What did he play Li Baotian?"
"You said it yourself, the original words: nonsense, he played Li Baotian, you know?"
"……Have it?"
Wu Shaobai was stunned.
Hou Zhen pointed to the next stage:
"You let everyone talk."
“Yes~~~~”
Listening to the audience's response, Wu Shaobai said:
"Isn't that wrong?!"
"Hahaha~ woo~~~~~"
"It's wrong, what's the matter!"
"Refund!!!"
An audience shouted.
Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes:
"Brother, are you crazy? You've been sitting here all afternoon, and you're calling for a refund right away? I've been messed up on this stage for more than ten minutes, and now you're calling for a refund."?"
"Twenty-nine minutes."
Suddenly, the female audience shouted.
Everyone was stunned...
"Hahahahaha~"
Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen both burst out laughing, one of them wiped their mouths and one walked on the stage.
After walking for two laps, Wu Shaobai pointed at the female audience:
"You sit tight for me, and you'll see him after a while, and you'll be the next person to face Li Baotian!"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
Amidst the laughter, Wu Shaobai coughed and continued:
"In short, Mr. Hou is awake. Sitting on the hospital bed, I bowed to Xilaile: cure all diseases, cure all diseases, all of them are colleagues, pay as much as you want..."
"What a mess!"
Silently looked at Wu Shaobai:
"I've been beaten like this, and I still have the heart to walk with others?"
"Isn't this at ease. While I was worshiping, a doctor came in."
"Oh? This is someone coming."
"Hey~ the doctor came in and saw that you were awake, and said with a smile, "Mr. Hou, are you awake?"
"Yo, do you know me?"
"That's not wrong. You also have to say hello to the doctor: Doctor, doctor, hello... Where is this place? The doctor said: Tong Ren Tang, you are in the consultation room now (three times). When you hear it, you are stunned..."
"What's so embarrassing about this?"
"I don't know."
Wu Shaobai spread his hands, his face also full of doubts:
"But I don't know why, you looked at the pillow on your hospital bed..."
"Ok?"
"Also pinched."
"what?"
"Finally, I smelled it and licked it..."
"Hahahahaha..."
"I've never heard of it! Wu Shaobai, don't do this. It's called a clinic, not pillow shit! My fellow, you guys are too bad, do you play this kind of homophonic baggage with him when you meet a patient? !?"
"Hahahahaha..."
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai was a little embarrassed:
"It's not funny, is it?"
"nonsense!
"Then why do they laugh so happily... Do you also sleep on shit?"
"Applause!!!!"
"Okay, okay. Anyway, the doctor came to your side and gave you a pulse. When the pulse is finished, you are also worried about whether you will have any sequelae from this beating, so you quickly asked, "Doctor, how am I?"
"What did the doctor say?"
I saw Wu Shaobai making a gesture of pulling his chin and stroking his beard. Hou Zhen looked at it and gave a thumbs up:
"Hey, if you have a beard, you look like an old doctor."
"Um... Judging from your pulse..."
"What's the matter?"
"There must be sweaty feet!"
"You're not going to die!!"
Hou Zhen's mood gradually became irritable.
He pushed Wu Shaobai, and in the sky of laughter and boos, he shouted at Wu Shaobai:
"¨"What kind of doctor is this! Is it too slippery?!"
"The doctor is joking with you! What are you anxious about?"
"Nonsense! Is he joking like that? I was knocked unconscious by a set of tricks, or was it because Temen and Benimaru brought me here, who is joking with him here?!!"
"Hahahahaha..."
The audience couldn't be happy anymore, and the backstage people who had all come over after seeing the time was about to go crazy with laughter.
Brother, this new life is too that...
What the hell is this...
What do you think?
Hahahahaha...
Wu Shaobai also heard the people behind him laughing, and after connecting with the sentence that the audience reminded just now, it was almost half an hour.
There are already a lot of spectators today, so it’s hard to leave after a while. If you get together with the audience at night, it might become very crowded.
So speed up the pace:
"The doctor was playing (Li Li's) laugh, but his medical skills were not bad at all. After examining his injury, he said, "Mr. Hou, can I ask you something?"
"Ask."
"Your injury... Was it beaten by Yagami?"
"Hahahahaha~"
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