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　　In laughter, Hou Zhen spat:

　　"You can't control it!"

　　"Look, don't be angry, I'm just curious. The main reason is that I haven't seen a lot of injuries, and there is a lot of congestion on the head. This... We recommend that you have surgery. Craniotomy. Hey, Mr. Hou, it's a coincidence Ah, today is the [-]th anniversary of the opening of our Tongrentang. If you are operating now, you can not only enjoy the buy-one-get-one-free activity, but also participate in the lottery on the spot. There are prizes for all of them, and the biggest prize is the Babaoshan luxury backymian mountain. A set of apartments with a view…”

　　"Good guy... I wasn't beaten to death by Yagami, I might end up dying at the hands of this unlucky doctor."

　　"Hahahaha~".

Chapter 784

　　"Don't say anything, Mr. Hou decided to do surgery."

　　"Good guy...I have a big heart too."

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand.

　　Wu Shaobai made a cart action:

　　"As soon as he heard that he was going to have an operation, the shirtless brawny man at the door and the sissy with his belly button exposed came in and pushed Mr. Hou on the hospital bed and pushed him away."

　　"Oh yes, there must be the two of them."

　　"When I walked to the door of the operating room, the doctor said, "Mr. Hou, please wait here for a while. There is still a patient in the operation room. I will go in and have a look. After the work is over, it will be your turn."

　　"Oh, and patients?"

　　"That's for sure, there must be a queue for surgery in a hospital as big as Tongrentang. After the doctor finished speaking, he pushed open the door of the operating room. But at this moment, Mr. Hou suddenly heard a sound coming from inside. …”

　　"Yo? What's the sound?"

　　"I'll teach you."

　　Wu Shaobai said, stood up straight, and took a deep breath:

　　"One needle cures the mother's disease, and two needles pierce the dragon. See you soon! Long Xinxi, please appoint him to be in the court. If he is a civil servant, he won't want it. If you give him a military commander, shake your head..."

　　"Yo?"

　　Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment:

　　"This... comrade?"

　　"Yes."

　　Wu Shaobai slapped his hand.

　　"Everyone, what was that voice just now? "Tong Ren Tang"! This is the famous work of my master, Mr. Gao Fengshan! Mr. Hou thought to himself, why is there still someone singing this in the operating room? Listening to the sound inside suddenly cut off, followed by a wailing sound: Ah!!!! Slap!"

　　"This is……"

　　"The door is closed."

　　"nonsense!"

　　Hou Zhen said speechlessly:

　　"Who asked you to close the door? I asked how that sound came out."

　　"Who knows, it's just that this sounded too miserable, and Lord Hou suddenly became nervous."

　　"Hey, I'm nervous."

　　"After waiting for a while, suddenly, the door of the operating room opened. A hospital bed was pushed out, and Mr. Hou's doctor shouted at the door: "Wait a minute, clean up the blood inside, it will be your turn in a while. After saying that, as soon as the door was closed, Lord Hou glanced at the hospital bed next to him. A glance... yo? Familiar!"

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"A head of wool rolls."

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen blinked and nodded honestly:

　　"That must be familiar, is there something in your hand?"

　　 "A bottle of wine and half a cigarette."

　　"Good guy... Yu Xuan is here."

　　"Mr. Hou is very happy when he sees it: yo, big brother? Why are you here? Oh...the surgery was a success, right? Congratulations to you. Congratulations to you. Yu Xuan opened his eyes in a daze and saw Hou Zhen. He was also stunned: oh, brother, why are you here? Come, come, smoke..."

　　"You're still polite? Okay, okay, don't be polite. He won the Babao Mountain by lottery, right? Are you running towards that?"

　　"What is this called!"

　　Wu Shaobai pushed him:

　　"Did you say that?"

　　"Nonsense! Just off the operating table, smoking and drinking don't leave your hands, is this okay?"

　　"This is called human dignity! The more ruthless my master is with tobacco and alcohol, the more stable his personality will stand!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　The audience laughed.

　　Hou Zhen was also speechless and nodded:

　　"Well, well, then I wish him an early realization of his dream."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Are you poor or not?"

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand angrily, and Hou Zhen responded:

　　"Come on, then why did he come here?"

　　"When my master heard this, he quickly shook his head: Hey, brother, don't mention it. After our annual meeting, I came home with the year-end bonus and met an old lady who touched porcelain... I went up to the theory, but I was beaten by the old lady. Kicked in."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Seeing the audience laughing, Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Don't laugh, everyone, Mr. Hou hasn't spoken yet."

　　"What did I say?"

　　"Everyone, what do you think, isn't the reason why he went to the hospital because of the 20 yuan year-end bonus? As soon as Yu Xuan mentioned it, he didn't care about the old lady who sounded familiar, and directly Asked: Brother, how much did you give out for the year-end bonus?"

　　"How much?"

　　"one million."

　　"It's not a loss to kick him to death!!!"

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　"Good guy, kicking him to death is considered a killing for the people."

　　"Hahaha~ woo~~~~"

　　"Look...you have a problem with your thinking."

　　Pointing at Hou Zhen's nose, Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"It's their ability to take one million, so what's your business?"

　　"Nonsense! I'm going to the hospital if I want to send one million!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Looking at the hysterical Hou Zhen, the audience laughed, and Wu Shaobai looked a little helpless. After walking a few steps on the stage, he spread his hands:

　　"I can't do it either. In short, although Mr. Hou's heart is unbalanced, when he sees my master's virtue on the bed, his heart softens. But there is something curious about it right away: Brother, I heard how someone sang a fan hall in it just now. what?"

　　"Yes, yes, and this matter, what's going on?"

　　"My master let out a long sigh: Hey, brother, it's not this event that caused the trouble. I drew a prize and it said: Performing talent, if you don't perform, you will die..."

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　"never heard of that!"

　　Hou Zhen's face is full of absurdity:

　　"Good guy, is this a hospital? A black shop?"

　　"My master sighed: I didn't want to say this at first, but the doctor likes to listen to "Tongrentang", and requires that people who talk about cross talk must know this. My mouth is bald, and the doctor's hand shook..."

　　"The operation was unsuccessful?"

　　"Amputated."

　　"Huh~~~~~~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai, he put on his coat:

　　"Mr. Hou is all stupid. After hearing this, he said that this place is some kind of tongrentang, the whole black shop. Immediately, he was about to sit up from the hospital bed and run out, but just as he was about to get up, suddenly, a big shirtless man beside him. Slap him on the bed with a slap: Ooh!"

　　"Hahaha……"

　　"Then the door of the operating room opened, and the doctor held a machete weighing about thirty pounds in his hand, and waved to the big man and the exposed navel: Come, come, live pigs are coming!"

　　"Kill the pig! Don't be busy, don't be busy, I'm not going."

　　"Aren't you going? Aren't you talking about cross talk? Come in and perform a "Tong Ren Tang", the surgery is done, you'll be fine! You can still draw a lottery!"

　　"Don't, don't, don't!... I... tell you the truth... I... I'm not talking about cross talk, I quit long ago!"

　　"Aren't you going to do it? Then you can learn to touch porcelain with me?"

　　"It's still the industry chain...Fuck you!"

　　Hou Zhen spat, bowed to the audience's laughter and cheers, and stepped down. .

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