Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　41 minutes in length.

　　This event broke Wu Shaobai's record for the longest time in a single non-group cross talk.

　　But it was smashed and smashed by Hou Zhen.

　　However, no matter what, it was finally finished smoothly.

　　When the two stepped off the stage, Sun Na took the stage and led them back, and then said:

　　"Shaobai, it's almost 6 o'clock."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded slightly, and Hou Zhen's mouth twitched...

　　The two came back and stood in front of the microphone.

　　"After entering the operating room..."

　　"Alright, alright."

　　Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand:

　　"What are you planning to do with this story?"

　　"I'm going to let you in the operating room, just talk about a set of "Journey to the West-"."

　　"Oh~~~~~~"

　　The audience cheered.

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"Alright, alright, especially that girl, you've been raising it all afternoon, let's put it down."

　　Looking at the girl who was conscientiously videotaping, Wu Shaobai made a joke.

　　And Hou Zhen also smiled and said:

　　"Girl, it's worth your hundred dollars this year."

　　It was originally a joke, but the girl on the video waved her hand after hearing this:

　　"300!"

　　"Ok?"

　　"what?"

　　Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen were stunned.

　　"how much is it?"

　　"300. The first row of scalpers sells for 300."

　　"Huh~~"

　　"Good guy..."

　　Not to mention Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen, even several audience members exclaimed in surprise.

　　Wu Shaobai blinked, then sighed:

　　"Hey... Then I have to apologize to all of you who bought scalper tickets here. Although I don't know how many of you here are paying high prices, but our grandfathers are here, I'm sorry. Let me You guys are spending a fortune."

　　"I'm sorry everyone."

　　The two bowed in unison.

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　The audience applauded.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded and said into the microphone:

　　"Actually, we also deal with scalpers. Let's be honest about this, you guys, look at some of the audience who sat on the horses, and the horses you were sitting on were provided to us by the scalpers."

　　"???"

　　The audience was full of surprise.

　　"it is true."

　　Wu Shaobai admitted this generously:

　　"Our second team came here on the first day today, probably in the afternoon... At around 1 o'clock, Yan Hexiang from the backstage came to tell me, "Sir, it's all full, but there are still more than 6 spectators at the door that can't get in." Come, but I don't want to leave. I thought to myself what should I do... Dayan said that a scalper found him, and he said that he had been looking forward to it for half a year, and he was looking forward to our second team to Huguang. We decided to start in June last year. He began to look forward to the transition... I don't know where he came from so well-informed."

　　"Well, that's true. People know more than we do."

　　Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Yes, and then tell Dayan: You tell Mr. Wu, there are no extra chairs in Huguang. If you need help, I will prepare a plastic stool here. If you need it, I will bring it here."

　　"Wow……"

　　The audience looked at the group of people sitting on the Maza in astonishment.

　　Just listen to Wu Shaobai continue to say:

　　"Look, everyone, as the saying goes, stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person. And... I don't know what Huguang was like last year, but when we were in Guangdelou, we actually thought of a lot of ways. At the beginning, we and Guangde Boss Lu of Delou discussed that he was quite powerful over there and asked him to control the scalpers, but later found that he couldn't control them at all.

　　No way, we have limited purchases, one person can buy up to three tickets.The scalpers mobilized a family of young and old plus friends to buy them, and even mobilized a lot of spectators in the top line to buy them. They bought three tickets, gave them one for free, and sold the remaining two for money... You said they bought tickets Turn around and give it to the scalpers, we don't know who is the scalper and who is the audience.This is even more chaotic... Then everyone thought about it, saying that one person can only buy one with their ID card, but the problem is that many people ask friends to buy tickets, and when they buy tickets, they come with friends... This method Nor is it realistic.Later, after opening the box last year, the business of Guangde Building is getting better and better, and there are more and more scalpers. In the end, there is no way to recruit them. Boss Lu specially invited the scalpers to have a meal. "

　　"Yes, talk about it."

　　"We all know that cutting people's fortunes is like killing one's parents, and people refer to this line of food for food. What can we guarantee? That is, our ticketing staff will not leave tickets to the audience privately, every day and every show. From the first ticket to the end, they all go out from the ticket window. But people have mobilized a lot of people to buy tickets, and we really can't stop it. So we can only maintain the rule of up to 3 tickets per person.

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　　Boss Lu invited scalpers to dinner, and he also said this.The guarantee that other scalpers give us is: guarantee not to make trouble, not to raise prices indiscriminately, and not to be so outrageous.Facts have proved that these people have indeed done it. Before the fare change this year, at most one ticket is sold.Then in the month of the new year, some of those people were a bit unremarkable, and each ticket was sold for five or six hundred...

　　We actually don't want you to spend so much money. The more money you spend, the more panic we are.But for this kind of scalper ticket... it's really unavoidable.But today after Dayan came back with the stool, I also told him that in the past two days, the boss of Huguang will also find the cattle in this area for a meal. But I still have to say: you spend hundreds of dollars to listen to us, it's really not worth it.If you have this unjustly wasted money, you might as well buy some meat to eat at home... It's really not good, you can go to the Internet to see us, but we really feel sorry for you for this kind of unjustly wasted money..."

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　　"Worth!~~~"

　　As soon as Wu Shaobai finished speaking, the girl holding the camera shouted.

　　When she took the lead like this, the others also shouted:

　　“Value~~~”

　　"One or two hundred is nothing, just to see you."

　　"Not expensive!"

　　"That's right, as long as there are tickets to come in!"

　　……

　　The audience gave back their ideas to Wu Shaobai in a hurry.

　　Listening to these voices... Wu Shaobai sighed:

　　"Alas... As the saying goes, there is no gentleman who does not raise artists. Wu Shaobai, Hou Zhen, and all the actors of the second team of Deyun Club will remember your feelings in your heart. Thank you for your support!"

　　"Thank you all."

　　The two bowed solemnly.

　　Then, Wu Shaobai stood up:

　　"I can't repay it, I can only do my work in a down-to-earth manner and bring more and better works to you. Unpacking today, good day, let's talk for a while, come come, all the actors in the backstage come up. One person will put on a show for everyone..."

Chapter 786

　　6:[-].

　　"May you all, you will attract wealth and treasures! Joy ~ Lian Lian ~~~~"

　　At the end of a big comeback, in the final "Hundred Ninja Picture", all the performers of the second team folded their fists and bowed to the audience to say goodbye.

　　Then, Wu Shaobai didn't let them go, and said hello:

　　"Come on, help me pick up the present."

　　Then he himself was drowned in a sea of ​​crowds.

　　6:55.

　　Liang Chao instructed the waiter:

　　"Fast, just 5 minutes, hurry up and clean! Turn on the exhaust fan to the maximum! Turn on the fans too!"

　　At 7 o'clock, the sanitation hastily cleaned up, and the audience began to enter.

　　The show was delayed by half an hour.

　　……

　　Backstage.

　　Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Jun He and Teacher Wang stay, Sister Sun, you stay too, and the others go to eat. Hurry up and eat! Come back after dinner."

　　Everyone hurriedly nodded and hurried out.

　　And Wu Shaobai glanced at the time, and after seeing that it was almost time, he nodded:

　　"Jun He, Teacher Wang, it's time to play. You said as usual, don't worry about other people, they will come back after you finish speaking, you know?"

　　"Understood, brother."

　　Zhang Hejun nodded and walked out with Sun Na.

　　Wu Shaobai glanced at the time and said to Hou Zhen, who was eating the grilled chicken:

　　"Mr. Hou, let's also go to the gate and wait, and take a look. If something goes wrong, we'll be able to stand up."

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen nodded and put down his chicken feet:

　　"no problem."

　　When Hou Zhen went to the bathroom to wash his hands, put on a coat that was afraid of getting oily, and went out with Wu Shaobai, the performance on the stage had already started.