Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　Wu Shaobai said to Sun Na with a teacup:

　　"Sister Sun, let's go eat."

　　Sunna shook her head:

　　"I'm losing weight. This one has gained three pounds during the Chinese New Year, so I need to lose weight quickly."

　　"This... okay."

　　Wu Shaobai didn't say much, he sat in the chair with Hou Zhen and listened to Zhang Hejun and Wang Lei talking on stage.

　　After talking for a few minutes, when the two started playing lantern riddles, Wu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief and asked Hou Zhen:

　　"Mr. Hou, what do you think?"

　　Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"It's alright, Wang Lei was still a little nervous at first, but the support is still in place. The two have just formed, and they are short of running-in. After grinding, they should be fine. As for Hejun... This child was originally the youngest in the Hezi family. The group that followed Li Jing didn't follow you, but you can tell that the basic skills are solid. You can rest assured."

　　Wu Shaobai was not talking, and continued to listen to the two of them talking.

　　"Playing lantern riddles" is actually based on lantern riddles.

　　And this lantern riddle is more of a brain teaser than an anagram.

　　The opening of Zhang Hejun's work is good. Although the rhythm is not brilliant, it is stable. With Wang Lei's cooperation, at least in Wu Shaobai's view, if the future work is of this quality, then the opening is qualified.

　　But just as he was thinking so, suddenly, something went wrong on the stage.

　　After Zhang Hejun guessed 2 lantern riddles in a row, he figured out a question:

　　"Let me ask you, which animal is the tallest in the world?"

　　Lei Wang said:

　　"Which animal is the tallest?...Giraffe?"

　　"No."

　　"Elephant?"

　　"No."

　　"Then... an eagle?"

　　"No~ yes~ it's even a little shorter."

　　"Huh, how high or short does it fly?"

　　This was originally true, but at this moment, an audience member shouted:

　　"Pig, she-wolf, and wasp!"

　　The voice was so abrupt that even Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen in the background were stunned.

　　In fact, this lantern riddle is a homophonic burden.

　　"Pig, female wolf, wasp" just corresponds to the roof of the world "Mount Everest".

　　And after the audience said it in advance, other audiences also reacted.

　　In an instant... Zhang Hejun couldn't go on.

　　There is a very annoying word in cross talk called: planing work.

　　It was supposed to be the crosstalk actor who shook it out to make everyone laugh, but after the audience said it, it was no longer fun to turn over the burden.

　　Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen frowned.

　　But I have to say that Zhang Hejun's response was fairly quick, and he pointed to the stage:

　　"Look, everyone has guessed it, but you can't guess it. Why are you so stupid?"

　　"I~ this, this... I really didn't guess it. People are smart, and I'm ashamed."

　　Wang Lei also knew that this burden could not be heard, so he started to talk, cooperated with Zhang Hejun, folded this burden, and started the next...

　　Wu Shaobai nodded slightly here:

　　"It's okay, my brain reacts very quickly."

　　Hou Zhen also breathed a sigh of relief.

　　But before the two of them were happy, Zhang Hejun started the next question:

　　"Say, what animal and what plant are most like chickens in this world!"

　　As soon as his words fell, Wang Lei hadn't opened his mouth, and the audience shouted again:

　　"Digital camera! Big tree, horse, like chicken!"

　　"..."

　　All of a sudden, the two of them were all dumbfounded.

　　After two consecutive jobs, all of Zhang Hejun's cross talk rhythms were instantly disrupted.

　　Both Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen frowned.

　　Zhang Hejun was also speechless on stage, but he also knew that he could not speak to the audience, so he said in a good voice:

　　"Brother, do you know that? ... Okay, okay, I'm talking about one thing, this time you give me face, even if you know it, don't say you don't know, okay? Come on, listen, I'm giving you a guess One."

　　"Row."

　　Wang Lei nodded.

　　"Tell me, in this house, men are in the majority, typing a word."

　　Before Wang Lei said it, the audience said again:

　　"Wonderful! There are few women, little girls!"

　　"Brother, are you finished?"

　　Zhang Hejun is a little angry.

　　"Are you here to listen to the cross talk or come to live?"

　　"Guess you don't let anyone tell you?"

　　The audience also came.

　　Backstage.

　　Wu Shaobai stood up and said to Hou Zhen:

　　"Mr. Hou, I'm going."

　　"Are we together?"

　　"No, I'll do it myself. You greet the others offstage."

　　After speaking, Wu Shaobai walked out directly.

　　As soon as he appeared, the audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into cheers:

　　"Oh!!!!!"

　　Wu Shaobai nodded with a smile and walked to Zhang Hejun step by step.

　　"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just had a bite to eat, so I'm late."

　　As he spoke, he pointed to the third microphone, meaning to move it.

　　Then naturally, in the cheers of the audience, he stood in front of the funny microphone.

　　(Thank you all for your support last month! Thank you so much! Thank you!!!! I can’t repay it. The elders in the country can tolerate me and don’t make money in the world. I bow to everyone! Thank you!!).

Chapter 787

　　Zhang Hejun's face was a little uncomfortable.

　　I thought my brother was here to trouble him...

　　Wang Lei was completely stunned.

　　But Wu Shaobai patted Zhang Hejun on the shoulder with a smile, and then said to the audience:

　　"Everyone, I'm sorry. It's a bit late to finish just now. I've eaten here. Have you all eaten yet?"

　　"eat~"

　　"No~"

　　Different voices sounded.

　　Wu Shaobai smiled and nodded:

　　"Okay, okay. Don't talk to those who have eaten, and those who haven't eaten will go to the backstage with me to eat."

　　"Oh~~~~~~"