Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Oh~~"
Wu Shaobai nodded and said to the audience with a smile:
"Playing Lantern Riddles" is also called "Guessing Lantern Riddles". It's unpacking today. It's still in the year before the first month of the year. In two days, 29 will be our Lantern Festival, so it's a very popular traditional comic show. Right... right?"
"Ok?"
"...??"
Wang Lei and Zhang Hejun were both stunned after hearing him suddenly throw a sentence.
But Zhang Hejun finally reacted faster in his mind. Seeing that Wu Shaobai came up to help him, he quickly asked:
"Who are you asking?"
"Hahaha~"
There were bursts of laughter.
But not enthusiastically.
Wu Shaobai scratched his head:
"The main reason is that I haven't opened for a long time, and I didn't say anything about "Playing Lantern Riddles"... Hey, I'm not asking. I'll make you laugh, and the big guys also know that after I broke up with Xiaoyue, I started the scene. Gradually I stopped talking about it. These little paragraphs of discussing Caier are so unfamiliar. Although life is unfamiliar, the principles are the same. Hi. Right?"
"Yes."
"Correct."
The two responded in unison.
Wu Shaobai laughed:
"Haha~ This job is a very traditional job, I said it just now, it's very funny. If you really want to be more serious, in fact, many truths can't stand scrutiny~ But as the saying goes, if you don't make sense, you can't laugh. This job is different. Cross talk actors perform in different styles. Just now I heard the lively scene at the front desk. As for my junior brother, I have little stage experience. You all cheered with applause just now. , I'm here to give you all a hug. Thank you."
"Hurrah la la la..."
In fact, the audience has long understood why he came out.
But at this moment, seeing the handsome Mr. Wu say such words, I feel very comfortable.Naturally, it will not be stingy with applause.
Zhang Hejun and Wang Lei were full of gratitude.
And when the applause became smaller, Wu Shaobai said:
"But then again. Ladies and gentlemen, these newcomers don't have enough stage experience, so they're not that rich. Unlike me and Mr. Hou, the wind and waves are coming, and their cheeks are thicker than the city wall..."
"Hahaha~"
"The two of them are still in a learning process. If you say it well, please give your applause and encouragement. If you say it badly, please take my face and wait for the children to finish the performance. It doesn't matter if you find me, give your opinion or whatever. Okay?"
“Okay~~~”
"Hey, I thank you all."
From the beginning of the game, Wu Shaobai bowed twice.
Then, when the applause disappeared again, he asked:
"I saw a big brother just now with a very smart mind, who is he?"
Zhang Hejun didn't speak, and looked in one direction.
The audience also looked in one direction at the same time.
Then a male audience member leaning on the girl's shoulder raised his hand.
Wu Shaobai didn't say anything, and nodded with a smile:
"Okay, I think you have a good mind, brother, so, I can see that today when you open the box, you are having fun. Well, I will also give you a few lantern riddles for you to guess, okay? "
Then, he pointed to Zhang Hejun and Wang Lei:
"What about these lantern riddles, you two have to come too."
"Oh? We have to come too?"
"That's not... My lantern riddle is different from other lantern riddles. Like what you said just now... men are in the majority... Junior brother, that's all I've left playing, my fellow, it's all stinky, Are you still talking about it? People have heard it on the Internet a hundred to eighty times, and I don't even know how the two of you are so embarrassed to act... Brother, everyone, listen carefully, my lantern riddle is very particular. "
"Where did the talk come from?"
"Listen, "Wulin Old Stories" contains: writing poems with silk lanterns, ridiculing when rich, and painting figures, hiding their heads, and using old Beijing slang to tease pedestrians. During the Lantern Festival, the Imperial City is not at night. At the meeting, a hundred dramas are mixed. The poems and riddles are written in the lamps, reflected in the candles, listed in the passage, and anyone can guess. So it is called lantern riddles. This is the origin of lantern riddles~”
Hearing this, Wang Lei was stunned, turned his head, pointed at Wu Shaobai to Zhang Hejun and said:
"Who asked him?"
"Hahahaha~"
Wu Shaobai's eyes flashed with admiration, and he continued:
"I'm here to teach you knowledge, do you understand? This lantern riddle can be described as a poem: a lamp is like a bean hanging by the door, and the grass and fields can be busy with the art garden. If you want to ask or doubt, you will have to think about fame and fortune. Thinking about it, it is unforgettable. The country has the master, and the people are virtuous. This lantern riddle is naturally a game between elegant people and gentlemen, and the few lantern riddles I'm talking about today have allusions, which are wonderful, can you guess it?"
"Dare~"
"There's nothing to dare, you come and come."
Zhang Hejun and Wang Lei responded in unison.
Wu Shaobai laughed, suddenly changed the subject and pointed to the audience:
"Brother, what about you? You are a smart person. You have guessed a few of them just now. Let's continue this time, shall we?"
"no problem."
The man was also a bachelor, so he responded generously.
Seeing this, Wu Shaobai smiled slightly:
"Then let's start with the easiest one. As soon as I say it, everyone will know it. Why do you worry about it? Go to an entertainment venue."
The audience was stunned for a moment, and the two of them were also stunned. The eldest brother had not opened his mouth, and an audience asked tentatively;
"bar?".
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"That's right."
Wu Shaobai didn't hide it at all. After answering, he turned his head and glanced at the two:
"Look at your IQ!"
"Hahaha~"
Picking up a fan, the handsome young man stepped down from the stage:
"Brother, your reaction is a bit slow, you have to keep working hard."
After finishing speaking, he said to himself:
"Lantern riddles are actually not limited to guessing characters or objects, as long as they are pleasing, they can come as they please. In fact, to put it bluntly, it's just a joke~ As for this question, I'll give it to you, and I'll explain it to you here. Let me explain the reason. This sentence "How to solve worries" comes from a poem "Dan Ge Xing" written by Wu Amo..."
Wang Lei rolled his eyes and quickly patted Wu Shaobai's arm:
"You wait a minute."
"What's the matter?"
Wu Shaobai held a swinging fan and listened attentively.
"This... Teacher Wu."
"Hey, shout twice."
"Hahaha~"
"..."
Wang Lei was stunned for a while, and Zhang Hejun handed over a sentence:
"My brother likes people to hold him."
"Oh~ then... Mr. Wu."
"Eh~"
"Mr. Wu, this, this... let me ask you something."
"You said."
"What is Wu Ahuo?"
"Haha~"
Wu Shaobai laughed and pointed at Wang Lei:
"New here, right? Say, new here!"
Wang Lei was stunned, then nodded:
"correct."
"It's normal for a newcomer to not know, so go back and read more books. I'm in the books. I, Deyun Club Wu Amo!"
"Ah~~~~"
"This……"
Listening to the boos from the audience, Wang Lei nodded:
"Okay. You say yes~"
"That's right~ Me! Wu Ao! Wu Cao Cao!"
"Hahaha~"
"Return to Wu Cao Cao..."
The two of them spoke in unison.
"It's alright, alright, don't interrupt. There is a sentence in this "Dan Ge Xing", which is called: Why can only Du Kang be the solution to worries. What is Du Kang?"
"Is... a bar?"
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