Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"That's right. Dukang is wine, and although your bar is a tone of voice, it can also represent a bar in the text. You see, it's that simple to give points. Ladies, how about it? This wine, do you want to drink it or not? ”?”

　　"Drink~~~~~~"

　　The audience responded in unison.

　　"Ha~"

　　Wu Shaobai shook the folding fan gently, his body full of warmth.

　　"This is the first question. Two, everyone, listen up, I'm going to start the second question."

　　"Well, you said!"

　　"Brother, listen to me too~"

　　Saying that, Wu Shaobai closed the folding fan in his hand:

　　"Snapped!"

　　"Say that Wang Xizhi wishes to write the "Huang Ting Jing". Type a 2-character animal."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　In an instant, the audience fell silent.

　　The buddy who was digging just now also frowned.

　　With the presence of the old god Wu Shaobai, he unfolded the paper fan unknowingly, showing his elegant demeanor.

　　After about ten seconds, when no one spoke, Wang Lei shook his head:

　　"This... can't guess."

　　"How about you guys?"

　　"..."

　　There was no sound from the audience, and they all shook their heads.

　　Zhang Hejun said:

　　"Brother, please explain it."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded and looked at the audience:

　　"How about you, brother?"

　　"..."

　　The eldest brother frowned and thought for a while, before that confidence disappeared without a trace.

　　Wu Shaobai smiled slightly:

　　"Listen. Wang Xizhi is willing to write "Huang Ting Jing" and type a word or two about an animal. The name of this animal is: Penguin."

　　"penguin?"

　　"Yes. Penguin. Come, the answer to the riddle has come out, but it's not enough to come out alone. We've already said it before, and we have to explain the meaning of this anagram. Do any of you know the allusions?"

　　The audience still shook their heads.

　　"Please explain."

　　"Okay. Ladies, who is Wang Xizhi? The great calligrapher of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. He has a hobby, that is, he likes geese. He believes that raising geese can not only cultivate sentiment, but also understand some calligraphy theories from observing the movements of geese... Ladies and gentlemen, don't look it up, it's not on Baidu. It's written in a miscellaneous book."

　　Seeing that many viewers took out their mobile phones, Wu Shaobai smiled and shook his head:

　　"Speaking of one day, he saw a flock of white geese kept by the Taoist priest, and he liked it very much, and wanted to buy the geese. The Taoist priest knew that he was the famous Wang Xizhi, so he refused to sell it for money, but bartered. He asked him to write it himself. In exchange for writing the "Huang Ting Jing", Wang Xizhi agreed immediately and exchanged a copy of the "Huang Ting Jing" written by himself for the goose, and this is also an allusion: the origin of the white goose for the book. And the reason why it is called the penguin is because he In the beginning, it was a request for Taoist priests to sell geese. Therefore, the riddle Wang Xizhi wished to write the "Huang Ting Jing", the answer to the riddle: penguin. You see, although this truth is crooked, the allusions are true. What do you think of this lantern riddle?"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　This time, the audience did not laugh, but felt that the scene was a little cold.

　　Some people may have heard of the allusion to the change of the book to the white goose, but the answer to this mystery... is a bit remote.

　　But Wu Shaobai wanted this effect. Taking advantage of everyone's coldness, he said slowly:

　　"Look, everyone, the scene has cooled down, right? That's actually the reason. Like the Everest that He Jun said just now, or a digital camera, it all belongs to Li'er's crooked smile. If you really want to hear something special I have some uncommon lantern riddles here. The question is what is the use of saying it? There are many allusions that you don’t know, and many idioms that you can’t think of. When you understand it, the smile will disappear. The question is, aren’t you here to listen to cross talk to find happiness?

　　Just like this big brother.When you listen to cross talk, it is interesting.And we say cross talk, which is a craft to support a family.At the same time, talking about cross talk is also our job.Like this eldest brother just now, there is a very disgusting term in our line, called scrapbooking.

　　In the past, only the most sinister peers would do this.Because of his work, the actors on the stage couldn't speak.When the place is cold, the rice bowl is smashed.Besides, Everest, the two jokes about digital cameras were originally created by Xiaoyue and I. Brother, you may have heard of this show, but it doesn't matter, the next scene, the next scene, the next scene, our actors are all in the background and can come up at any time.It's hard to make it difficult for the two partners who have no stage experience.

　　You are happy to say a word or two, but it is our group of cross talk talkers who are ruining their jobs.You said that you smashed our jobs. If you really encounter a few bad-tempered people, as soon as the door is closed, even if you don’t talk about cross talk, let’s tear it up with you. What are you here for?Come to listen to cross talk, isn't it just for fun?

　　(Li Li's) So, everyone, I'm not blaming this big brother. People who spend money on tickets are our parents.But in the same way, big brother, you remember, we put up our bowls to eat, and we remember your kindness every time we eat porridge and rice.But if you ruin our jobs and don't even let us live, then we have to talk about it.

　　The words have come to this point, there may be a little inappropriate, brother, please bear with me.Again, these two are newcomers to our second team, and they have little stage experience. They are not as good as those of us who have some experience, so we need to work hard.If there is anything wrong with you, Haihan, but since you have chosen to listen to cross talk, let’s listen carefully, respect each other, and forbid digging. That’s all I have to say. Students Wu Shaobai, Wang Lei, Zhang Hejun, thank you for our food and clothing. parents.A hug to you all. "¨"

　　"Thank you all."

　　Wu Shaobai took the two back three steps, bowed to the audience for the third time after he came on stage, and clasped his fists and hands.

　　Huguang Guild Hall was filled with thunderous applause from all directions.

　　(Please ask for a monthly pass and flowers at the beginning of the month, brother Meng, thank you very much!).

Chapter 789

　　Having said this, it is already very transparent.

　　That eldest brother is not an unreasonable person. Wu Shaobai is really holding him in his words. At the same time, he also reacted. He was just trying to talk about it for a while, and he was indeed ruining other people's jobs.

　　It's really generous that others don't hit him.

　　So I hurriedly shouted sorry, Zhang Hejun bowed to everyone on the spot and won countless applause.

　　Wu Shaobai shook his fan lightly and laughed:

　　"Okay, then let's talk about the third riddle..."

　　……

　　"There are you two in the door, what do you say?"

　　"what?"

　　"The lot for the lot!"

　　"Are we two kings? Fuck you~"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Oh!!!!"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　The three bowed and stepped down.

　　From the beginning of the two to Wu Shaobai's rescue, the three of them gave a lantern riddle that lasted less than 20 minutes and ended, from embarrassment to full house, and finally left quietly.

　　Incredibly chic.

　　After stepping off the stage, Meng Hexi and Zhang Hewen walked out quickly under the news of Sun Na.

　　In the applause, Zhang Hejun said quickly:

　　"Senior brother, I'm sorry, I messed up..."

　　Wu Shaobai took the water cup brought by Zhang Helun and waved his hand with a smile:

　　"Hey, it's alright. No one can do anything when it comes to planing. Don't worry, I and Mr. Hou listened to it for a while. Mr. Wang, you are quite stable."

　　"Don't dare."

　　Wang Lei quickly shook his head:

　　"If it wasn't for you, Shaobai, to save the scene, I would have panicked too."

　　"It doesn't matter. The stage experience is accumulated little by little. Let's play twice a day, and after ten days and a half months, it will naturally be fine. It's you, Hejun."

　　"Sir, say it."

　　"After singing "Hundred Ninjas" for a while, find the audience and make amends with them."

　　"……what?"

　　Zhang Hejun looked a little confused.

　　My heart said that I was right, why did I go and apologize to others?

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"In the final analysis of today's game, it's your work that is nothing new, or that you live in someone else's house without any pressure. No matter if you're working hard or not, if a slap doesn't make a sound, you still haven't done your job well. Go over and tell people later, brother, I am I'm sorry, today's life is not good. Next time you come, I promise to let you listen to a good one. With a polite word, you can gain a particularly loyal audience. Even if he never comes back home, there are With your polite words, he will not be the one who scolds you on the Internet. Also, this incident has also taught you a lesson. Cross talk can be old, but the burden must be new, understand? "

　　Zhang Hejun nodded heavily with the word "fu" on his face:

　　"Understood, brother!"

　　"Okay, let's go down and have a rest. Mr. Hou, keep an eye on me. I'll go out to eat."

　　Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"no problem."

　　……

　　When Wu Shaobai had a meal, his rescue in "Playing Lantern Riddles" became a topic directly.

　　Viewers who recorded videos on their mobile phones directly uploaded the videos to the Internet.

　　The word "planing" also entered everyone's field of vision for the first time.

　　"#WuShaobaiSaveZhang# Mr. Wu is really handsome! It's really steadfast to have this kind of teacher you can rely on! I envy the people on the scene!"

　　"# Wu Shaobai Rescue# The planing work is really annoying. Mr. Wu's words are fine! That is to say, he is well-trained. If it were me, I would have fought with that person. So who are you going to lose!"