Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Hou Zhen's neither salty nor cold nor hot voice sounded at the same time:

　　"Speak well."

　　"Uh... me and my teacher Hou."

　　Wu Shaobai, who looked a little cowardly, quickly corrected his name.

　　"It's almost there."

　　Taking the fan away, Wu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief:

　　"Huh... Teacher Hou and I decided to go to the temple to burn incense."

　　"Hey, I'll be with him."

　　"Where did you go? It went to Shijing Mountain in Yanjing."

　　"There are many temples there."

　　"The temple I went to was Muscle Temple."

　　"You wait a moment."

　　Hou Zhen quickly stopped him:

　　"Where did it go?"

　　"Muscle Temple!"

　　"I've never heard of it... Whose temple is called Muscle Temple!~ Did you go to the wrong place? If you say you go to the gym, go to the gym. What are you doing in this nondescript place?"

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai spread his hands:

　　"We don't know. I don't believe in Buddhism, and I don't know much about this. It's just that the monks in the temple are all five-dimensional and three-dimensional, and they seem to have a sense of security."

　　"Eh, yes... no. I don't know how much protein powder I ate."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"When I walked in with Mr. Hou, it felt dark in front of me."

　　"Yo?"

　　"Looking up, I saw a big Han leopard with a head and eyes, a face like tough iron, translucent in the black, and black in the light, and a pair of black steel beards pierced under the jaw, like a steel needle, just like an iron wire... "

　　"Good guy, Zhang Fei is here."

　　"Two donors, what about swimming and fitness?"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　"Dude, this is the gym!"

　　After Hou Zhen finished speaking, Wu Shaobai showed a mocking smile:

　　"Hey...this...Master Hello............"

　　"Oh, that's kind of polite."

　　"Nonsense! This monk's thighs are thicker than your waist. With a slap in the face, we will be slapped on the wall and won't be able to dig it out. Can you be more polite?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　With the laughter, Wu Shaobai continued to say with a face full of embarrassment:

　　"This... Swimming... I can't, fitness... I can't bear the hardship. The monk is also embarrassed: Then you will die?"

　　"Ah? What kind of monk is this?"

　　"That's what it meant anyway. Then, people looked at you."

　　"Oh? Me?"

　　"Donor, are you here to lose weight for your pigs?"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　"Nonsense!! What kind of monk! I can't control it!"

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai continue to shake his head, his face is polite:

　　"No, no, this is my friend. I've been a villain recently, thinking of burning incense sticks. Master, please do it as soon as it's convenient for you. Let's go in and burn incense sticks."

　　"You're very polite, what did the blind monk say?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Wu Shaobai couldn't help laughing and crying:

　　"What is a blind monk?"

　　"Nonsense, what do you think of me? Can you not be blind?"

　　"The master was very polite, and when he heard me burning incense, he pointed to the inside: the donor is dedicated to goodness, which is a good thing. It's just that people can go in, but the pig must be tied outside. I'm afraid it will steal the protein powder."

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　 　Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

　　And Hou Zhen also laughed, took a handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his head, then nodded with a wry smile:

　　"Hey, grandma's, he knows a lot."

　　Wu Shaobai pointed at Hou Zhen:

　　"Anyway, they didn't let Lord Hou go in. Lord Hou was relieved, knowing that he was here with me today, so he waved to me: I'm walking around the temple, you can go inside and burn incense."

　　"Look at our character."

　　Hou Zhen boasted, and Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"As for me, I walked into the Daxiong Hall with the master. I saw this hall looking at the misty marsh in the distance, and the four-way brick kiln close by. I walked in and looked up to see the Buddha. The moment I saw the golden statue, I'm stuck..."

　　"Oh? What's on offer?"

　　"Schwarzenegger."

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……".

Chapter 1055

　　"Uh this..."

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen was stunned, then nodded suddenly;

　　"It's not a big problem. But you'll see if your eyes are red."

　　"If it's red, it's...?"

　　"That's called the Terminator."

　　"nonsense!"

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　Wu Shaobai spat Hou Zhen again in laughter, and then said:

　　"The master looked at me a little surprised, and said something very Zen philosophical, which dispelled all my doubts."

　　"indeed?"

　　"Donor, if you have a song in your heart, you will naturally be happy. If you have a Buddha in your heart, you can worship at any time. Come and come, don't worry about it. Let's see which incense you choose. Is it amino acid? Or protein powder? Or nitrogen pump?"

　　"Hahahahaha!!!"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　Boos and laughter erupted from the sky at the same time.

　　And Hou Zhen was full of emotion:

　　"Oh... fortunately I didn't go in, otherwise I'd have to kill him."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"All in all, 29, I chose an incense, lit it with a constant lamp, knelt on the futon and prayed sincerely: Schwarzenegger bless Schwarzenegger bless ~ bless me away from the villain, if there is a villain who wants to harm me, Please send a T-1000 over here to kill him..."

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　"When the time comes, the disciple must buy a cart of protein powder and donate it to the temple..."

　　"Hahahahahaha! Shoutout!!!!"

　　At this time, Hou Zhen waved his hand:

　　"How much foam is this Schwarzenegger peeing."

　　"hahahahahahahahaha……"

　　Everyone was laughing insanely, and Wu Shaobai, who was praying with his hands folded and eyes closed, also laughed.Since the two of them talked about entering the temple, the trembling of the burden never stopped.

　　Secret and funny.

　　And Wu Shaobai silently walked several steps on the stage and returned to the microphone:

　　"Are you interested in the surname Hou!?"

　　Who knows, Hou Zhen nodded with a smile:

　　"Very interesting!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Both burst out laughing.

　　Then, Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"Anyway, no matter what, this prayer makes me feel more at ease."

　　Hou Zhen didn't say much, just nodded:

　　"There is comfort in my heart."