Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Yes. Then I walked out and watched Teacher Hou bleating out. I thought to myself, in such a short time, what did you steal?"
"me?"
"But you see me, hey hey smile: hehe, baa baa..."
"Okay, don't make this weird movement."
"Okay, then, the two of us walked out and left the muscle temple. After going down the mountain, Mr. Hou felt uncomfortable in his stomach. Look left, look right, and found a tree."
After speaking, Wu Shaobai suddenly made a salute gesture:
"Shaobai, I'm sorry, you wait for me for a while. I think you are too dirty... But people have three urgent needs, and we can't say anything at this juncture, so just wait."
Then he grabbed his pants and walked around with his legs apart.
Hou Zhen explained it appropriately:
"Oh, I'll go to the convenience now."
"That's right. I waited on the side for a few minutes, and suddenly, I heard Teacher Hou calling me: Shaobai! I thought to myself that this was wiping my hands?"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
"Ah~~~~"
Amid the speechless boos from the audience, Wu Shaobai stretched his head:
"I saw Mr. Hou walking out from behind the tree with ten dollars in his hand, and said sillyly to me: hehe, Shaobai! Come on!"
Everyone thought that Wu Shaobai was going to say that Hou Zhen used ten dollars to wipe his buttocks, so they hurriedly booed:
"Applause!!!"
But it turns out that it would be strange if they could guess Wu Shaobai's burden.
"I was so frustrated at the time...I asked him: Teacher Hou, don't you be disgusting?"
"me?"
"It turned out that I misunderstood Teacher Hou."
"Oh?"
"No, Shaobai, I found ten dollars, and there's something in it, come and see!"
Having said that, Wu Shaobai looked towards the audience:
"What do you think?"
"..."
The field was quiet, and then the boos sounded:
"Appreciate~~~~"
Hou Zhen smiled:
"They must have done it."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
The audience was not annoyed, but the audience burst into laughter.
Mind you.
Just kidding...who hasn't had an accident yet?
Unspoken.
And Wu Shaobai also knew that he couldn't make jokes with the audience, so he closed the conversation:
"I took the money and checked it carefully first... to make sure there was nothing on it..."
"Not at all!"
Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand.
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"I call it planning ahead, but the money is really clean. It's wrapped in a square with something like a coin inside."
"Yo? What?"
"When I opened it, my heart was broken."
"how?"
"There is a copper coin inside, and there is a note under the copper coin. It is written: borrowing life, this is a reward."
"what?"
Hou Zhen was surprised.
And Wu Shaobai was worried:
"I don't know if we all have this custom, but in Yanjing, when we were young, the adults in the family would tell us that we would see a red envelope or money that someone had left under the tree, and we must not pick it up."
"Oh, yes, there is such a thing."
"As for the reason, it's very simple. Ladies and gentlemen, you can remember that although it is superstition, it is best not to encounter these things, otherwise it will be bad luck. Whether this money or red envelopes are not lost by others, the way It's not right. It's a superstitious method used by some people who do evil things. Especially in the old society. There are two kinds of sayings. Some people put them under trees or in the grass. For example, when a little girl died, if a doll who was herding sheep and cattle picked up a red envelope, the people hiding beside him would kidnap the child and marry him. There is an explanation in my stand-alone book, "Wu Daoran, the Divine Doctor"."
"What about the other one?"
"The other is to borrow life. Bi Fang said that no one in the family can't do it, and some wicked gods will find a way to find a yin coin that was in the mouth of a dead person and wrap it with yang coin. The note, which reads: How many years of longevity are borrowed, and this money should be paid to the person who finds it. Ten yuan and eight yuan, how many years of life can be bought for a person, although it is superstition, but it is true It's abominable. So, when you see something like this, don't touch it, just turn around and walk away. Do you understand?"
Hearing his words, all the audience answered in unison:
"Understood~~".
Chapter 1056
"Oh, then I'm too unlucky."
After the audience answered, Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
"Who said it wasn't."
Wu Shaobai also seemed to agree very much.
"but!"
"Oh?"
I saw Wu Shaobai suddenly arched his hand:
"Or say Mr. Hou is really smart!"
"What's the matter?"
"When a catastrophe is approaching, the face does not change, and Mount Tai never bends over the top!"
"Oh?"
"Seeing this note, Mr. Hou laughed..."
"Am I still laughing?"
"Haha, little tricks of carving insects. Young master, come with me!"
"Yo? Where are you going?"
"I was pulled by Mr. Hou and went back along the way up the mountain, back to the Muscle Temple."
"what?"
"I saw with my own eyes that Teacher Hou walked into the Daxiong Palace all the way with the ten dollars in his hand."
"Why did you go?"
"I'm also wondering, when you come out and look at you with a red face, I will ask: Mr. Hou, what are you doing here?"
"How did I answer?"
"You slap your chest: Humph! I threw the money directly into the merit box. I want to see it today! Is it his life or the Buddha's life?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"it is good!"
"Oh!!!!"
"Wah la la la la la..."
In an instant, there was a cheer.
And amid the sky-high applause, Hou Zhen also nodded with emotion:
"Eh yes... hey... better."
"Hahahahaha~"
"It's true, your move is really high, and it makes me look stupid."
"Award."
"It's over, the money is also going to the merit box. No matter how many years of life this person borrows, let him discuss it with the Buddha himself. It has nothing to do with us, and it's not too early, Mr. Hou, shall we go down the mountain? "
"Okay, no problem."
"broken."
As soon as Hou Zhen agreed, he saw Wu Shaobai clapping his hands.
Seeing this, he hurriedly asked:
"Yo, what's wrong."?"
"As soon as we turned around, we saw that the master suddenly blocked the door of the temple with a group of strong men with a similar physique to him."
"Ah? What's going on?"
"I'm wondering too... I said in broad daylight, what are these people doing? Then I saw the great monk walking over and shouting at me: Namo Schwarzenegger..."
"Hahahahaha~!"
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