Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

He also laughed at him for transforming himself into a painting, calling him "the great cosplayer".

The works of art created under the guidance of the Great Emperor are even ridiculed as the aesthetics of farmhouses.

The TV series "Strategy of Yanxi Palace" has such a bridge:

In front of Emperor Qianlong, the young concubine complained that his poetic talent was not outstanding, and his aesthetics were tacky.

She mentioned a "Cesium Map of Magpies and Flowers in Autumn", which Qianlong wrote more than [*] chapters.

I knocked one when I was happy, and another when I was unhappy. Like the dog skin plaster I saw under the flyover before, I couldn't even open it.

Of course this is not historical fact.

Qianlong is a ruthless man, who would dare to be so presumptuous in front of him.

However, when the screenwriter wrote this play, he was obviously influenced by the people's evaluation of Qianlong's artistic accomplishment, as well as the resentment that the antiques industry has not been able to let go of.

It is conceivable that the priceless famous paintings are covered with the stamp of Qianlong.

However, his artistic attainments are also at an ordinary level, making it seem like he "has come here for a visit".

His most famous poem is also on a famous painting, and that scene makes the hearts of antique lovers even more!

Piece by piece, three pieces, four pieces, five or six pieces, seven pieces, eight pieces, and ninety pieces, the reed flowers are not seen when they fly.

The last sentence was supplemented by Liu Yong and Liu Luoguo. Qianlong's literary talent was really unattractive.

In this life, there is also the same Qianlong Emperor, so Zhang Shuo's words are very recognized by people who know what to do.

"It's not all because of you."

Li Mubai angrily slapped the desk and scolded loudly, "I didn't prepare paper for me, so I could only write and practice on the calligraphy of those ancient sages and sages."

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused and laughed, and Li Mubai rhymed again and went online.

"As soon as I saw those good papers, my eyes lit up, my blood pressure dropped, my mood felt better, my heart swelled up, and I wrote everything on it if there was a blank space!"

After speaking, he shook his head with great disappointment, and sighed: "As a result, I have been infamous for the ages, saying what kind of farmhouse aesthetics I am!"

Zhao Bin and Zhang Shuo nodded in agreement, seeing Li Mubai turning his head to look at him, he was in a hurry to concentrate.

Li Mubai said speechlessly, "Is it that far? It's the Fifth Ring Road!" Jiu.

Chapter 201

"Return the five rings, Li Mubai, you are all out of the earth hahaha"

"Barrage appeared in Qing Dynasty 2333"

"Qianlong left more than [*] poems in his life! More than the shit he made!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"Why did the historians break their muscles, why the ministers were speechless, and why did the eunuchs have calluses in their ears? Please see Li Mubai, Emperor of the Qing Dynasty (Tang Dynasty)."

"The nonsense plot was saved because of his good eloquence, hahaha"

"The sound is very sensible, and it even feels like acting (stunned)"

"It's mainly because some artists now have no skills (cover their faces)"

"Wu Yifan exited the live broadcast room and yelled at the door: Look at this bowl is big and round"

"..."

The barrage kept laughing and laughing, and the performance on the stage never stopped.

Xiao Lizi, Teacher Zhao Bin, put his upper body upright and said honestly, "Your Majesty, this isn't much better, right?"

"Speak up."

Staring at Zhao Bin, who was terrified, Li Mubai put his hands on his back and said in a cold voice, "Liu Dong."

"The minister is here."

"Hurry up and find a good paper for me, or I will write today's experience on Wang Xizhi's "Quick Snow and Clear Posts"."

Zhang Shuo's face suddenly became extremely ugly.

Seeing this, Xiao Lizi turned into an upright boy again, and said weakly with a helpless face: "Long live, then you are covered with stamps!"

"Uh~~"

Jun Yi's expression froze slightly, and he immediately thought of something and said, "I remembered that Dong Qichang's "Ask Poems of Song Dynasty" was also written on this paper, and I wrote it on him."

After all, it was already a threatening expression.

"Long live, it's absolutely impossible, what kind of paper do you want to use~ I can use it!"

With a constipated look on his face, Putong fell to his knees, and Zhang Shuo pleaded with tears in his voice.

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

The audience laughed out loud, and Li Mubai smiled with satisfaction.

With a sigh, he looked at Teacher Zhao Bin, Xiao Lizi, and instructed, "Little Lizi, tell him."

"promise."

Zhao Bin hurriedly bent over and walked over.

The live broadcast was aimed at the two drama teachers with superb acting skills, and staged a half-minute-long "No Paper" plot.

During this period, the stars in the round table area below started to discuss.

Not only Hu Ge and Wang Kai, they can't stop praising them. Fu Yuanhui, a vigorous girl, is calling crazy, and even Ode to Joy and Wumei praised them again and again.

Wang Ziwen rubbed her sour cheeks, covered her mouth and said, "Li Mubai's sketch is too funny, I'm laughing low, I'm going to die of joy at this moment!"

Jiang Xin couldn't help but pursed his lips and smiled, and said in a low voice, "Is it so funny? I think that's what it is! Is it because I laugh too high?"

Qiao Xin laughed and interjected: "Sister Xin, you are the female version of Zhao Si, you must have a high laugh! Oops, I was wrong..."

"At present, it seems that [*]% of the CCTV hosts will dominate the list tomorrow!"

Glancing at the two sisters who were quietly fighting, Wang Ziwen put her hands on her cheeks and praised: "Their presence has been so strong this year that I want to be a host!"

Hearing this, Jiang Xin jokingly said: "You will starve to death then."

Wang Ziwen: "...!!"

The round table was chatting non-stop, while Yang Zi on the other side was also chatting with Liu Tao beside him.

"Sister Tao, you see Li Mubai is too funny!"

"Well, it's funny."

"This is the Emperor Qianlong who is playing, he is clearly a bear child, amusing me to death!"

Liu Tao burst out laughing and explained in a low voice: "It looks like a very arrogant child, but in the real history, Emperor Qianlong really couldn't bear to look directly at this aspect. This sketch is not too exaggerated..."

Li Mubai would definitely not be able to hear the conversation under the stage, and he was already sitting on the dragon chair by this time.

After the two teachers finished their lines, they immediately slapped the table and said in a feigned anger, "Have you finished yet? Where's the paper?"

Zhang Shuo knelt down with a bitter face, and Ai Ai said, "Long live, paper?"

Before he finished speaking, Zhao Bin hurriedly said, "Designate Longyan Dayue."

"Oh, what makes me so happy?"

Li Mubai raised his eyebrows, stood up and rhymed: "Is it the Ziweixing shining, where is the auspicious omen?

The last sentence "the emperor smiled at me" was so magical that it made the audience with low laughter laugh unsurprisingly.

There was cheering applause at the scene, and the barrage of major platforms also exploded...  

"It's alright for the first emperor to smile at me hahahaha"

"This can also be bet, Li Mubai, are you a devil?"

"All of a sudden the historical sketch turned into a horror sketch (manually funny)"

"6666 this can't hold back hahahaha"

There was no room for the audience to post a few barrages, and the little plum Zhao Bin shook his fat flesh and said in a panic, "Long live lord, don't scare the servants!

Yes, Master Liu said; a batch of good papers has been offered all over the place recently, and the Lord Long Live must like it. "

Shaking his head firmly, Li Mubai said decisively and affectionately: "No, I only love that kind."

Zhao Bin turned his head helplessly, Zhang Shuo sighed, raised his head and gritted his teeth: "Long live, that paper... run out!"

After all, it is a look of death, and the acting is properly and powerful.

Li Mubai was a little bit playful, he stood up abruptly with both hands on the case, widened his eyes and said, "Have you run out?"

With a stalk on his neck, he looked like he would be slaughtered when he pulled his neck, Zhang Shuo said: "There are only imitations left, no more!"

After gesturing with his hand, Li Mubai recalled, "I remember that there was still a bunch left last time?"

"Long live back, I have used it a long time ago!"

The funny BGM sounded, Li Mubai slumped on the dragon chair with a lost expression, and lamented, "Ah~~ the emperor's family doesn't have any rich paper!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience laughed, Li Mubai's episode was quite expressive.

　 　Zhang Shuo kept explaining: "Long live, this kind of paper is of excellent workmanship and scarce materials, and it has long been lost in the Northern Song Dynasty.

The minister originally thought of imitation, but it is easy to imitate, but to achieve the same texture and texture, I am afraid it is more difficult than ascending to the sky! "

Li Mubai still had a lost expression on his face, full of arrogance.

Xiao Lizi Zhao Bin came out of the class and said, "Long live Lord, Master Liu really said that there is not much left of this paper, and even what Long Live Lord used for mounting pictures a few days ago was torn from the original paper in layers!"

"Tear off in layers?"

Li Mubai stood up with a puzzled expression, walked to the middle of the stage, and said, "Is it hanging on the wall to tear off the writing paper, once tearing off the horizontal writing paper, once tearing off the vertical writing paper, and tearing off the forty-four poems paper twice horizontally and vertically?

If it is writing paper, you should tear it up, but if it is not writing paper, don't you tear up the paper randomly? ".