Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

Chapter 202

"Sudden tongue twister 66666"

"This line is not easy to memorize 2333"

"It's here again, damn this is too strong!"

"The management of CCTV needs to be strengthened. How can you let Wu Na who run out of this kind of people survive? After all, treat foreign friends with friendliness!"

"How can I have no culture, and I will go all over the world with one word"

"Hahaha very skinny, so what kind of paper is it?"

"Why did you let Li Mubai out? Isn't a single Sataning enough to bring harm to the world?"

"In the future, the Qianqing Palace can be changed to Deyun Club (funny)"

"E-sports Wu Yifan, CCTV produces talents"

"Writing, directing, and acting, it's amazing! You really deserve to be a talented CCTV talent!"

"..."

The barrages exploded the major live broadcast platforms, and the applause of the scene also resounded in the No. [*] studio for a long time.

The emotions of the audience can be so enthusiastic, not to say how classic this sketch is.

Compared with the classic works of the Spring Festival Gala in the past, regardless of the artistry and completion, "Anecdote of the Tibetan Scripture Paper" is far behind.

This sketch can be considered qualified at best, and it is still 26 miles away from the classic.

The overall content is very exaggerated, completely tailor-made for Li Mubai, carrying forward the essence of his jokes in the same vein.

But the stacking of Internet jokes one after another also shows the weakness of the successor of the two screenwriters.

It is no exaggeration to say that at best, after watching it three times, not many people are willing to continue watching this sketch!

Why is it so popular now?

Just because no good works have been produced tonight, the performances of other sketch actors wearing "shackles" make people drowsy.

The audience stood tall among the dwarfs, and Li Mubai stood out at once.

And it is really rare for a CCTV host to perform to such an extent!

If the requirements are higher, their conscience will hurt.

Besides, Ba Ba spends so much energy to support such a person, who dares to offend when he is full?

Finally, with the mysterious aura of the CCTV news host itself, Li Mubai's rhyming style has been carried forward...

With the blessing of various reasons, it is reasonable to make "Anecdote of Tibetan Sutra Paper" popular!

Li Mubai was vaguely aware of this, but he had no time to take care of him during the performance.

"I ask you, what is the most frequently written word on the booklet?"

Xiao Lizi Zhao Bin bent down and looked at Li Mubai, with a tangled expression that was hard to guess.

"No, it's about paper!"

Li Mubai made repeated gestures with his right hand in the air, and said in a very dissatisfied voice, "My paper has arrived, but my paper has not arrived."

With his waist bent even lower, the little plum Zhao Bin turned to look at Zhang Shuo, and complained in his dialect, "Look at the maddened man who speaks Tangshan dialect!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

The audience laughed and thought this moment was super cute.

Li Mubai looked up to the sky and sighed: "I hold the pioneering pen, dip the pen in ink from the four seas, and write on genuine paper."

After the voice magnetic thick said enthusiastically, he turned his head to look at the two of them and said: "How can I use high imitation and 9 yuan and 9 free shipping?"

This sentence is more cute and super down-to-earth.

The young audience couldn't help laughing, and the barrage of the live broadcast platform also burst into laughter.

At the same time, in the old employee community in Suzhou, Wang Jianing's room was filled with uncontrollable and crisp laughter.

Wang Ma and Wang Dad and his wife were sitting in the living room, and Li Mubai's sketches were also playing on the TV.

Pricked up his ears and listened for a while, remembering his wife's whispers, Dad Wang was still a little disbelieving.

He shook his head and thought for a while, then turned to look at his wife and said, "What you said is true, Ningning really likes this Li Mubai?"

Wang's mother said with a serious expression: "It should be inseparable from ten to ten, you don't know how I see people, it has always been very accurate, especially in Ning Ning.

Moreover, this Li Mubai is indeed talented and handsome, and he is still in the same profession. It's normal for Ning Ning to like it! "

Like all fathers in the world.

Wang's father's brows suddenly wrinkled into the word "Chuan".

These days, there are so many wine bureaus that he can't handle it, and even the local rich and famous families come to talk about matchmaking.

To be honest, most of my life has passed mediocrely, and these few months have really satisfied a lot of vanity.

But if I really want to be sure that my daughter has someone she likes, the feeling of being robbed of a baby who has been raised for more than [*] years can't stop filling my heart.

After a moment of silence, he lowered his voice and said, "Then why did Ningning come back so obediently, she had a chance to enter CCTV at that time?

And since he came back, he never left Suzhou, and he couldn't have anything to do with Li Mubai. How could he be together? "

Wang's mother was speechless, and said with a disgusting expression: "How do I know this, you ask me who I will ask, and emotional matters come when you say it, how can you control it?"

After a pause, Mother Wang said worriedly: "I am most afraid of my daughter's unrequited love now. What if Li Mubai is not interested in her?"

"This~~"

The old couple whispered in the living room, and the sketch on the TV was about to come to an end.

"The minister deserves ten thousand death for sin, long live for shame, shame for Huang Gongwang, shame for Wang Xizhi."

"I don't want you to die, I want genuine paper."

"Long live, even if you cut off all the officials in the manufacturing office, it will not help. This kind of paper making craftsmanship will not be produced even in a few hundred years!"

"Ah~~"

Following the exclamations of Li Mubai and Xiao Lizi Zhao Bin, the stage lights dimmed.

"Woooooooo!!!"

There was thunderous applause at the scene, applauding the wonderful performance of the three.

The camera slowly swept across the auditorium, and many viewers, including a group of stars, were a little unsure.

Not to mention the major live broadcast platforms, the barrage proves their state of mind.

"Nine yuan and nine free shipping, Pinduoduo hahahaha"

"Tang Shan dialect made me laugh..."

"Tangshan people say hello to His Majesty the Emperor (hee hee)"

"This special emperor is more talkative than eunuchs, and he is indeed the emperor of farmhouse music"

"Mu Bai is so cocoa ah ah ah"

"The paper he mentioned is likely to be the king of paper in the legend: Chengxintang Paper, which was personally supervised by Empress Li of the Southern Tang Dynasty."

"It should be Jinsu hiding gold paper (disagreeing to argue)"

"Li Mubai doesn't feel good if he doesn't rhyme!!!"

"In the end, what Master Liu meant was: I want to live for hundreds of years."

"On the bridge of Naihe, a boy has already drank eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, Meng Po saw him and stopped him: Enough, stop drinking, what can you forget?

The boy had red eyes from crying and looked at Po Meng, and shouted at Po Meng: Look at this bowl, he is big and round! ".

Chapter 203

"Thank you, thank you Li Mubai."

"In 2016, the Shenzhou [*] spacecraft rushed to the sky, and China's aerospace industry started a new journey..."

Li Mubai had already walked into the backstage passage of Hall [*], and he could still hear the voices of the two hosts.

The long-lasting applause also faintly came, making the three of them happy, and their steps were much brisk.

In particular, Li Mubai was wearing a dragon robe, and he walked as if he was carrying the wind.

It looks like it's really a blast!

Smiling and looking at the next group of dancers, Li Mubai finally had a young man's heart and couldn't help but jump for a while.

"Hahaha!!"

Zhao Bin and Zhang Shuo laughed dumbly.

However, it is only with such partners that they can recognize them from the bottom of their hearts, and they are far more comfortable than those high-level stars who have cooperated in the past!

"Hehe~~~"

Li Mubai smiled knowingly, then slowed down and regained his composure.

Perhaps it was a rare moment of letting himself go, which made him somewhat forget his identity as a news anchor.

Still have to guard against arrogance and impatience!

A grade like Bai Yansong's is the direction of his future efforts.

Zhang Shuo shook his head and said with a smile, "Mu Bai, you are a young man. What do you think is the most popular sketch among netizens this year?"

"It must be us."

After speaking with certainty, Li Mubai bared his teeth and said with a smile: "This year, there are no competitors, and there is no problem with "Anecdote of Tibetan Scripture Paper" winning the grand prize that will be released tomorrow.

By the way, if the two teachers are popular in the coming year and receive a job, don't forget to give me a red envelope! "

"Hahaha, how can you be so red!"