Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Chapter 52: Fifty-second money

Yu Xingmi’s abruptly closed live broadcast, one is to create an unfinished gimmick, the other is to create the effect of a punch, the third is to ferment the hot search of cooking freaks, and the fourth is to strive for the explosion of recorded screen forwarding and various spreads.

For meat full of life energy, Yu Xingmi is accustomed to nibbling rather than cooking.

Because the picture is too cruel, it may cause discomfort to the audience. So turn off the live broadcast to make you and me comfortable.

As everyone knows, the black screen live broadcast room is completely hot, and within ten minutes it was occupied by dense barrage——

"Is there really such a hero who collapses a monster with one fist? Ma Ma, come and see God!"

"Haha, the special effects are good, give me 1 point."

"I don't believe it, it's too fake, no one can be so calm when seeing a monster!"

"The female anchor didn't even scream, her acting skills are not superb!"

"Does anyone believe in such an obvious fake live broadcast?"

"But I found the information on the official website. There is a record of this ‘calf’. It slaughtered the village half a month ago and then hid in the death forest in the pursuit of an A-level hero."

Yu Xingmi didn't care what the barrage was torn into.

She ate a sumptuous lunch, instinctively feels comfortable, and every pore is full of vitality!

Not long after, the little brother Janos finished picking up the meat skewers and said, "Do I need to burn the monster's body clean?"

He raised his head and locked in a direction through high-tech transformation: "The smell of blood has attracted other monsters. If the heroes of the Association come to deal with the corpse, it may be unpredictable."

After all, not every hero is as strong as Saitama-sensei.

Even if it was an S grade like him, he didn't dare to say that he could walk sideways in the death forest. Most of the personnel handling follow-up matters are ordinary people. This...

Yu Xingmi didn't care: "Bring the prey back."

Why do you abandon the soil for hunting by your own ability?

"What do you think is the meaning of live broadcast?" Yu Xingmi said, "If there is no corpse to prove it, then today's live broadcast will be in vain."

"Even if you have a long mouth to explain, some people think this is a fake."

"Moreover, malicious speech is often more guiding."

It's like she was blacked out because of a rough life in her previous life, tusk. Why must it be a goddess to live exquisitely, is it required by law?

She sighed and continued: "The malice and jealousy of people, slander and slander, are far from what'live broadcast' can resist."

"There are always a group of people who, even if they see it with their own eyes and enjoy the benefits, will never be able to recognize the excellence of others, will ignore your efforts, and even take your life-threatening actions as a'hero' for granted. "

Ignore the effort, take it for granted...

Jenos suddenly remembered that day when a meteorite from outside the sky hit the city, and his home was about to be destroyed.

It was the teacher, it was Saitama-sensei who took the shot, destroying the burning boulder with one punch and saving the city at stake. But finally...

But what did the teacher get in the end?

He got the rumors and slander from the jealous: "This bald head is just a C-ranked hero, how could he be able to shoot down meteorites!"

"He cheated!"

"He is not a hero!"

"Get out of the Heroes Association!"

Jenos remembered the heavy rain that day, and the Deep Sea King invaded the land with his supporters. It defeated countless heroes who went to the rescue and beat him to pieces.

Seeing that the King of Deep Sea is about to succeed, it is the teacher, and it is the Saitama-teacher who has taken the initiative, saving the survivors, saving the hero who almost sacrificed, and killing the King of Deep Sea with one punch!

But finally...

But what did the teacher get in the end?

Get the righteousness of the slanderer: "They are heroes. They eat our taxpayers' taxes. Shouldn't it be their responsibility to save us?"

"He can't come early."

"It can be defeated with one punch, so that monster is not very powerful!"

Janos fell into silence, his fists gradually clenched because of disappointment and anger.

And Yu Xingmi continued: "Jenos, Saitama, you two dare to pack up and say, among the people who have been saved, are everyone really grateful to you?"

"No one really questioned you or slandered you. Instead of saying thank you at the stall for salvation, they would say,'Why don't you come early?','If you try your best, it won't be like this','It's not your responsibility to protect us.' '……"

Seeing that the little friend didn't even have a rebuttal, Yu Xingmi's heart was cold.

Emma, there is such a wonderful thing!

"The purpose of my live broadcast is to shut up this group of idiots who get cheap and sell well."

"I want them to understand--"

Yu Xingmi's gaze swept from Jenos to Saitama, and solemnly said: "I understand that I owe you a life, and I owe you a'thank you'."

Hearing that, Jenos was stunned, Saitama...

Saitama scratched her face, looking unclearly sharp ==

As a million-fan UP master, Yu Xingmi was indeed a successful internet celebrity in his life.

If it wasn't for her Buddhist character, low ambition, low utilitarian ambition, and particularly fear of trouble, perhaps she could be even more popular.

However, having little ambition and little desire does not mean that Yu Xing does not understand the twists and turns.

On the contrary, she knows what the rules are, she also understands the mentality of fans, passers-by, and gangsters, and she knows what to do to hang people's appetites.

Although the anchor is her, the themes are "Saitama-teacher" and "Cooking Weird".

All she has to do is to act as a host, be responsible for narration, part-time vase, and occasionally appear as a "screaming user", waiting for Saitama's rescue.

It must give people a strong illusion of excess, dragging oil bottles, and weakness. The same goes for Qi Mu Kusuo.

Waiting for the image of Saitama's "one punch" to be established, and waiting for her and Qimu's "cumbersome feeling" to reach the peak, is the most suitable time for them to shoot.

When the "cumbersome" burst out of powerful combat power, the contrast between the front and back is enough to detonate hot searches. At that time, it will be a good time to be a character, make a point of sale, and circle fans.

Moreover, countless viewers will flock to the live broadcast room because they are curious about which of the three is the strongest. As for the S-class hero Jenos, he will no longer be the focus of everyone, but will become a benchmark for measuring the strength of three people.

For example-Saitama's power of punching, can it be matched by the cooperation of several S-rank heroes? Qi Mu can't be measured by S-level, at least SSS-level!

At this point, with live broadcasts, daily news reports, and every time the Heroes Association cleans up the mess, who can question Saitama's true strength? Who dares to spread the rumors that Saitama is a cheating hero?

Just because Saitama's power smashed the meteorite, beyond ordinary people's cognition, he immediately judged his strength to be fake?

Just because Saitama defeated the unbeatable Deep Sea King with one punch, it was too exaggerated, and the choice ignored his efforts?

Hey, before the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, but now the forest is big and everyone treats himself as a bird.

There is only one world, but there are many levers.

However, once the live broadcast is on, there is no room for false rumors.

The journey to rectify Saitama's name starts with the face-slapped gangster.

So, with Yu Xingya's instigation, Qi Mu's gaze, and Janos's request, Saitama could only drag the minotaur's corpse and swagger through the market all the way.

Wherever he went, he flew and screamed, and countless onlookers.

During the period, someone secretly took a picture of the four-person group and the Minotaur with a mobile phone, and quickly transmitted it to the Internet: "God! That live broadcast is actually true! [Picture] X9!"

The melon eaters typed like crazy: "The spicy chicken that said the anchor was faked came forward, and I promise not to kill you!"

After a while, the melon eater's Jiugongge was forwarded by dozens of people, and the heat was climbing at an unstoppable speed.

And the name of "one punch" is like a single spark, setting a prairie fire all night!

The world of Saitama makes Yu Xing full of yearning for it.

There are not only the law of the jungle of the dark continent, but also the civilization of human existence. More importantly, the public has a good acceptance of superpowers, and there is no fear that the "overwave" will be sent to laboratories for dissection!

It's an ideal place to live!

However, Qi Mu shook his head, "If you don't want to be bald, go back to the original world."

Yu Xingmi: WTF?

Qi Mu raised his head and stared at the sky indifferently: "The consciousness of this world will impose ‘blessing’ and ‘strength’ on the heads of the selected."

"Like Saitama, you have the potential to become a'pillar'. So..."

In Yu Xingmi's increasingly horrified eyes, Qi Mu slowly said: "Have you noticed that you have lost a lot of hair in the past two days?"

Yu Xingmi was so scared that he hugged his head!

Up to this moment, she once again recalled the fear of being dominated by Shaolin's bald head, and the pain of not having to keep warm in the cold winter after losing her hair!

Qi Mu: "If you don't have the consciousness of'I would rather be bald in order to be strong," I advise you not to stay in another world for too long."

Yu Xingmi: "I promised to do it live..."

"Three hours a day, no more." Qi Mu stared at her, "This world loves you very much, and'blessings' and'strength' are converging towards you."

"You can take them back and'digest' them well."

"But, remember to buy some medicinal products for hair growth and nourishment."

As he said, Qi Mu touched his pink hair, opened his palm and counted it, there are seven or eight.

Yu Xingmi's eyes were complicated: "Qi Mu, it turns out that even you..."

Qi Mu took a deep breath: "Let's... run!"

If you don't run, you will really become bald! The world consciousness's love for the "pillar" is too deep, and no one can bear it on the scalp!

Around three o'clock in the afternoon, Yu Xingmi returned to school with two paper bags of fresh beef and roast beef.

When she entered the bedroom, she found that Quelia and Camilla were both present, but Rumi was missing.

It's strange, is the eldest lady not in the dormitory? Then let’s take out the roast beef later...

In case she was shared with her roommate but missed her, the eldest lady might not know how to let her air-conditioning!

"Hey, you are both here, it's really rare!" Yu Xingmi smiled, "Aren't you busy with graphic modeling today? By the way, where's Rumi?"

Quilia and Camilla looked at each other. They were all girls in the same dormitory. Sooner or later they would know... Forget it, let Yu Xingmi tell the painful news.

"Xing Mi, we came back because... I got a score in the final exam today."

Quelia said: "First of all congratulations, you got the first place in the total score, and the scholarship for this semester is yours."

"Eh!" Yu Xingmi laughed in surprise, "Really? Don't lie to me! I will really believe it!"

Quilia laughed, and Camilla laughed too.

But smiling and laughing, they can't laugh out.

Camilla bit her lip, pointed to the empty space in the bedroom, and said, "But...Xingmi, Lumi failed the final exam. She was the last to last in the total score. She...will be dismissed."

Yu Xingmi:...

Last, last? Being, being persuaded to retire! Fuck, she did a live broadcast for one day, and the day changed when she came back!

Also, didn't the eldest say that the final exam is absolutely fine?

Is the last one serious?

So, I thought you were a school bully, but you turned out to be a school scumbag dressed in a school bully, and you screamed hard at me?

However, this is not a problem, the point is -

Because of her beautiful face, the eldest has always been a "person of the wind" in the broadcasting and hosting department. But he is too dog to behave in the world, and he has no friends at all.

Falling from the clouds this time, I don't know how people will be ridiculed.

Even if the exam counts down, this is dismissed...

Can she really bear the criticism? Really not... Can't you think about it?

Yu Xingmi is a little worried!

She quickly asked, "Where is Rumi?"

"It seems that the score is checked at the board of directors?"

Yu Xingmi immediately put down the two paper bags and decided to find her.

Who knows, she came out in a hurry, and Ilumi came back suddenly, caught off guard, and the two of them bumped into each other full of arms!

The collision made Ilumi frowned; Yu Xingmi was in a trance.

The former found that the position of the needle inserted in the chest was shifted, causing a deviation in the "disguise", which must be adjusted as soon as possible.

The latter discovered that the "steamed buns" that the eldest was not so big, seemed to slowly deflate into "poached eggs". This...

Ilumi raised his hand subconsciously to block his chest. Oh, something happened, and the props seem to have been crashed.

Yu Xingmi instinctively raised his hand and grabbed his hand. Damn, with a little bit of force, did it crash people?

"What's wrong with you, Lumi? Are you uncomfortable?" Yu Xingmi eagerly said, "Let me see, is it crashed?"

Ilumi squeezed her neckline: "There is no discomfort, and no damage. You let go first..."

Yu Xingmi: "Your face is pale, do you want to be brave? Let me check it for you first!"

If it's serious, hurry up and "return to the snow" to protect you from death!

Ilumi grabbed his clothes: "No need to check."

Yu Xingmi: "But I don't worry! Please don't worry me, okay?"

Please don't worry me, okay?

As soon as this remark came out, Ilumi paused, always feeling that this line was familiar.

Unexpectedly, with this meal, the original balance of strength was out of accuracy. The neckline of the long skirt was crooked, the buttons were not tightly sealed, and the "wow" was torn apart.

I saw the whole bedroom and saw the scenery of "Lumi" under the long skirt. It was not a high-definition diamond-studded **** underwear, but a men's tight sports vest. Isn't it special...

Is it the kind with two sponges in it? !

Quilia X Camilla:...Is this, so flat? It's flat to the fortress sponge, it's terrible!

Yu Xing Mimu shook his face, and slowly closed his shirt for the young lady.

She didn't mean...

She really doesn’t know, Missy’s clothes are so good to tear ==

Ilumi: "Do you have anything to say?"

Has it been discovered? Real sex...

Unexpectedly, Yu Xingmi's lips moved, his eyes showed pity, and he suffocated for a long time: "Eat more papaya."

Ilumi:...

The author has something to say:

PS: Facing Ilumi’s flat chest, the gynecological master Yu Xingmi: Eat more papaya.

Facing Kurolo's bald head, Yu Xingmi: Drink plenty of **** tea.