Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The cool black men's sports vest fits Ilumi's muscle lines perfectly, perfectly delineating his strong body contours.

The open U-shaped collar cannot conceal the **** collarbone, the slender swan neck, and even the slightly exposed texture.

The smooth curve winds down from the neck, undulates slightly in front of the chest, and finally cut a sharp and thin waistline, which is suddenly cut off at the floating part of the dress.

Quite a kind of taste of wanting to talk.

Even in order to act as a woman, Ilumi deliberately uses a needle to poke the muscles from the bend to the thin, but because the foundation is so good, he is also a tall and neutral model in disguise.

In addition to the fact that he has always been dressed conservatively and has not seen the sun all year round, the young master's skin is white and shiny. Especially under the background of cool black, it becomes more and more soft and pearly white, which looks clear and beautiful.

If there are no two sponges, the charm of this neutral wind is likely to cause nosebleeds.

It's a pity that the two sponges went out for funerals in the C position, which was very eye-catching. Whoever sees this scene will be caught by the sponge and ignore some things that should have been discovered.

Just like now, Ilumi feels that the fact that he is "male disguised as a woman" has been exposed, and the vest has been completely stripped.

In any case, there will be a public execution, but unexpectedly the roommate's brain circuit is exceptionally strange. Not only did he not doubt his identity at all, he even found an exceptionally powerful reason for his falling horse-flat chest!

Ilumi:...

He didn't know what to say at all, and he really felt a pain in the matter of "figuring out what women are thinking".

Hearing Yuxing Mianli's papaya milk and soybean trotters, I saw Quilia and Camilla nodding solemnly to agree. The young master endured it, but still couldn't hold it back.

Ilumi asked: "Why don't you think I am a man?"

With that, he tilted his head slightly, relying on his altitude advantage, and his long hair poured out like a batch of black satin. With the exquisite face and dull look, it gives people a sense of arrogance and isolation that is unique to high-end models.

This face, this expression, this figure...

Oh grass, why should we think you are a man? When a man grows up like this, how do you make the whole dormitory live?

mediocre! Must be mediocre!

Based on the basis of the same sex, although you look beautiful, but you are "flat", it can give us a little comfort!

Yu Xingmi said loudly: "Unless you expose your underwear, otherwise I don't believe you are a man!"

Camilla said fiercely: "You have the ability to take off your underwear, otherwise don't say you are a man!"

Quilia clenched a fist and said, "Even if you take off your underwear and don't touch me, you are still not a man!"

Ilumi:...

Do women look like this?

To be honest, I have to change Hisuo to stand here. At this moment, I "submitted to God's will" and stripped myself naked, making a lustful action, and then said: "Huh, are you satisfied with what you saw?"

Then akimbo, hips, hips, trembling...

But Illumi was standing here, there was only a moment of silence, and after a moment of silence, he drew up his clothes, buttoned his neckline, and nodded in "obedience to God's will" and said, "Well, you are right."

Then turn sideways, move forward, go to the toilet, lock the door...

When the eldest master closed the bathroom door and began to pull the needle and pierce the stall, he heard the whispers of three girls through the thick wall and the thin door.

Out of control, he quietly concentrated his "mind" on his ears, and patiently listened to it.

Quelia whispered: "It's flat, it's not without it. But it's the first time I've seen the practice of stuffing sponges."

Camilla nodded and said: "The model has a water of silica gel in the backstage, and the sponge is really beautiful."

Yu Xingmi felt his chin and thought: "Lightness is lightness, but what if there is a heavy rain? The sponge absorbs water and has the same volume. Even if it is an A cup, it has to bear the weight of a C cup!"

Ilumi:...

He found that the three women really couldn't get through with the sponge.

It wasn't until he finished the needle again and picked himself up before leaving the bathroom that the wind direction of their chat changed. However, looking at Yu Xingmi's hesitant expression, he probably understood what she wanted to ask.

Oh, failed the final exam...

Speaking of this incident, Ilumi was also surprised.

Unexpectedly, in addition to the test paper divided into A and B, even the answer sheet also has A and B points. By coincidence, he was planted in the answer sheet.

I didn't expect that there are so many bells and whistles in study and examination...

In short, all the mistakes are Mi Ji's fault.

As for him, he was just a victim after the stupid Mi Ji did not work well.

Yu Xingmi struggled for a while, but still said, "Rumi, I heard about the score test... Don't worry too much about the results, and don't worry about it. Anyway, no matter what the final result is, we are still friends."

Ilumi frowned: "Friend?"

The young master’s focus has completely deviated-so he has “worked hard” for so long and “paid” so much, is he just a friend in her eyes?

The word "friend" is equivalent to "nothing" in the eyes of the beating enemy.

Ilumi doesn't know what answer he wants to hear from her, but he can be sure that the answer he wants is by no means a "friend".

So, what does he want?

Yu Xingmi continued: "Well, a good friend!"

"If the board of directors opens up the Internet and gives you the opportunity to make up the exam, then I will help you make up the class in the next time."

"If the board of directors is punished severely and is determined to persuade you to leave, then..." Yu Xingmi raised his eyes and looked at him directly, "I also hope that you can start again. Don't give up your studies because of this."

In this ordinary world, how important a diploma is to finding a job!

Unlike the world of Saitama, you can eat as long as you have an iron fist and a bright head. You don't need to worry about live broadcasts, and you get the headlines all the time. If it weren’t for being bald, she would really like to stay there and not come back ==

Ilumi didn't say a word, but took out a newly revised transcript and handed it to Yu Xingmi.

Yu Xingbi opened it unclearly, but saw that on the transcript marked "Lumi Yi", the scores of each course fluctuate around the average score, which is not outstanding, and it is not bad.

"Huh?" Yu Xingmi was taken aback, "This score..."

Ilumi said calmly: "The board of directors ‘knows the mistake’, let me ‘check’ the scores and re-register the scores.”

I have to say that Mi Ji's desire to survive is particularly strong. In order to save his dog's life and avoid the crazy blows of his elder brother, he almost spent an afternoon working for nothing.

First, he locked the head of the "Jabel" board of directors.

Secondly, a dozen time bombs were sent in the name of beating the enemy off.

Once again, he said cruelly: "Dare to persuade me... the woman I like, I will blow you'Yabel' flat!"

Mi Ji: When I think of the woman I like with the face of a big brother, I really want to be a single dog QAQ with no affection for a lifetime!

Finally, the board of directors was so scared that he changed the score of "Lumi" every minute, and respectfully asked "her" to check the score. The specific dialogue is as follows-

Person in charge: "Look, are you satisfied with these 100 points?"

Ilumi: "This is cheating."

Person in charge: "Or 99 points, you see how lucky this number is!"

Ilumi: "It's too exaggerated."

Person in charge: "Well, 88 points, excellent ranks?"

Ilumi: "I don't like it."

Person in charge: "Please! You must accept these 77 points, please!"

Ilumi: "That's all right."

The person in charge cried with joy, and Mi Ji withdrew the death notice!

At the end of the memory, Ilumi said blankly: "Do you have any doubts about this result?"

The whole bedroom shook their heads. In order to celebrate the passing of the "Lumi" final exam and a false alarm, Yu Xingmi smiled and sacrificed a paper bag of high-grade roast beef and said, "Come on! I invite everyone to eat skewers!"

The voice fell, and the paper bag was opened by her.

A strong scent spreads all over the bedroom instantly, with the aroma of cumin pepper, the crisp scent of roasted meat, the scent of honey, and the flavour of sauce.

Ilumi's eyes just stared at the paper bag!

This, this is...

This is the burnt incense of the nuns being ignited!

Several large bunches of roast beef with golden color were taken by Yu Xingmi and distributed to his roommates, seeing Ilumi's heart dripping blood, even the sponge in his chest trembled slightly with his breathing.

The flesh and blood of rare beasts containing "mind" can only absorb 100% of their essence and give full play to their 100% effect only if they are fed into the mouth of the person with the power of mind!

It can improve the tolerance of mindfulness to the mind and increase the tolerance for mindfulness.

The body of the person who tempers the power of mind should coordinate with the breath of nature, coordinate the internal and external, regulate the qi and meridian, and increase the amount of "mind", purify the aptitude, and prolong life.

There are too many unspeakable benefits.

But it turns out that so many benefits have entered the stomachs of non-mindful people...Although there is a certain chance to start "mind", most of the results are indigestion ==

There will even be something like this--

Quelia chewed on the beef, from a look of enjoyment to an expressionless expression: "Xingmi, my tooth hurts so much."

Camilla put down the meat skewers, tears in his eyes: "I can't bite at all, how did you eat it?"

Well, it contains the flesh and blood of the rare beast, it's not that you want to eat, you can eat it.

Those who need the power of mind can cover the "mind" on the teeth to chew the meat, so that it can be absorbed by the stomach, otherwise it will only get a result that will not chew for a long time.

Yu Xingmi, who burst into three skewers of meat, panicked. She seemed to have never thought about the fact that ordinary people can't bite meat!

In the world of Saitama, the four of them... uh, none of them are normal ==

Damn it, what should I do?

This, this is out of place with everyone!

At the critical moment, Ilumi bit off a piece of meat, chewed and swallowed slowly in front of their noodles, and said: "There is no problem with the meat, but your teeth have a problem."

Yu Xingmi stretched his brows and nodded with a smile.

Well, that's it! The problem of your teeth being not sharp enough has anything to do with me as an ordinary person!

Quilia:...

Camilla:...

This meat skewers are not fragrant at all==

So the question is, how did these two guys eat it? Could it be that their teeth are meat grinders?

It was night, almost in the early hours of the morning.

Quelia and Camilla, who had only eaten a piece of meat but had their stomachs for a long time, collapsed on the bed with a look of lovelessness. After being too exhausted, he fell asleep deeply.

Yu Xingmi was deeply sorry about this, but looking at the little lady who had nothing to do with her, she felt that she was too guilty and self-blaming?

Quilia and Camilla took over the job of a graphic model. Because of their good looks, they are currently on the rise, and they have a certain degree of control over their diet.

Desserts are non-sticky, greasy and not licked at all, it is rare to nibble on beef for face, diarrhea...it is normal.

Forget it, she will pay attention in the future and don't feed all the meat to others.

If something goes wrong with the feeding, it will be troublesome...

Yu Xingmi finished washing and was about to climb the bed, but saw "Lumi" tapping on the phone, not knowing what he was replying. After a while, "she" closed her phone and said, "I have something to go out."

"Eh? You still go out so late, do you need me to accompany you?" After that, Yu Xingmi wanted to get out of bed and put on shoes.

Ilumi refused: "No, I won't be back tonight."

Unexpectedly, the spider leader Kurolo not only put him on the blacklist, but also wanted to make a deal with him. Since Kuroro personally delivered him to the door and could not kill him, his surname was not "Beat Enemy".

He once said that if you want to do business with him after blocking black, you will have to double the number of nuns. This sentence is always valid. How can a great opportunity to earn oracle nuns be wasted on sleep.

Yu Xingmi is too prodigal, and sure enough, the turnover of beating enemies depends on him.

The young master thought so.

As for the safety of the appointment to go to the "Phantom Brigade" alone, Ilumi is not only uncomfortable, but also indifferent.

After all, as Yu Xingmi's "friend", holding Yu Xingmi's mobile phone number, and Yu Xingmi as his backing, the young master said that he is not afraid of being creative.

If the brigade really wants to attack him, he really can't use one opponent, but there is always a way and time to dial this number and shout "help me".

At that time, it is really hard to say who will not see the sun tomorrow.

Thus, the young master happily embarked on the road of earning nuns.

After the eldest master left, Yu Xingmi wanted to have nothing to do, so he simply opened the 16-inch panel and pointed like a touch screen mobile phone and infrastructure game in his previous life.

After a day of fermentation, the headline traffic brought by the "Saitama-sensei Gourmet Room" has exploded.

Topics such as "What I lack is fists", "Live broadcast is real", "Weirdos can eat", "Saitama is Jenos's teacher" and so on, occupy the top of the hotspots list and remain high.

At this point, Yu Xingmi truly realized that she seemed to underestimate the network and traffic in another world.

Also, can the power of science and technology be poor to create a world similar to "Jenos" and other demons transforming people?

In a world where weird people attack from time to time and need to spread information to inform the masses of evacuation, can network traffic be low?

Even, because of the hardships and the urgent need for the true backbone, while they are picky about the hero, they really yearn for the true savior.

Once a hero similar to the savior appears, can they not get excited?

To sum up, it is really not false data to be on the headlines of major sectors within a day.

Therefore, the settlement given to her by the Jinjiang Toutiao system is very impressive.

Calculating the flow in units of "10,000" and converting it into Jinjiang coins, she earns 1,280 points a day.

After the energy tank was stored, the extra part was used for system maintenance and upgrades. A card drawing opportunity was given free of charge, and a 24-space space backpack, a pear velvet silk bag, was also given as a gift.

Out of curiosity, Yu Xingmi clicked "Equipment Package". Seeing a flash of blue light, there was an additional word "package" in the gray box of the sixteen-inch panel.

Yu Xingmi tried several times, and after confirming that the "package" was available, he understood the ultimate purpose of this thing-loading meat, loading meat hard, loading meat desperately!

As for a chance to draw a card...

"Forcing King Sakamoto" to be troublesome, "Hulk" is an internet celebrity, and "Hyuga Neji" is wanted. As expected, a brand new little vest is needed to do something that cannot be done.

Thinking of choosing another day, it's better to hit the sun, or just smoke it today!

With good luck these few days, she is determined to be full of European spirit!

So, Yu Xingmi clicked to draw the card, and when the interface radiated away, she unlocked a brand new character-Golden Shining·Hero King·Gilgamesh!

On the interface, a handsome man with soaring blond hair, full face and arrogant red eyes jumped on top of him. He was wearing a gold armor, stepping on a gold Vemona, holding a gold sword, sitting on the golden throne, and still behind him. There are countless golden holes...

As if he could see her through the screen, he spoke the most ugly words in the most provocative tone: "Miscellaneous repair!"

Voice mode, emotional simulation.

Yu Xingmi:...

Miscellaneous repair? !

I tell you, if you are not a game character, but stand in front of me alive, your nose has been broken! do you know!

She was dressed in such a flash of gold, she wore this vest and went out, afraid that she would encounter a robber?

Who is so lucky to want to rob her?

The author has something to say:

PS: Kulolo stumbled in--

Hisoso: Hello, Mr. Luxiro. Is there anything we can help you with?

Kulolo: Don't be afraid of what I want to say!

Ilumi: We are perverts, we are not afraid, please say.

Kulolo: I was overturned by a nouveau riche just now!

Hisoso: Who is the nouveau riche?

Kulolo: It's not anyone, it's a nouveau riche with a single color all over.

Ilumi [Hulk.jpg].

Kulolo: No!

Ilumi [white eyes.jpg].

Kulolo: No!

Hisoso [Qi Mu Nanxiong.jpg].

Kulolo: Nouveau riche! I haven't watched the movie. It's the kind of nouveau riche with gold all over the body, like carrying a golden mountain on his back, understand?

She slapped me frantically, saying that I don’t have hair. Who doesn’t know! Then tie me up with a chain! too frightening!

Hisoso X Ilumi laughed.

Kulolo: What are you laughing at?

Hisoso: Thinking of happy things, I was interrupted by the Hulk with six ribs.

Kulolo: What are you laughing at?

Ilumi: I was also broken by the Hulk.

Kulolo: The same one that broke your ribs?

Hisoso X Ilumi: Yes, yes, the same day in the hospital.

Kulolo beats the table: I repeat, I'm not kidding!

Hisoso X Ilumi: Yes, yes.

Ilumi: Let's get back to the subject, that, what you just said-nouveau riche, do you have money?

Kulolo: It's not a question of whether she has money or not. She is really the kind, the kind that is rare, and people want to rob when they see it! It's a pity that she fists too fast, and I don't know if her gold is true or false.

Hisoso and Ilumi laughed again.

Kulolo: You deceive people too much! I have endured you for a long time!

Hisoso: I was beaten into the hospital by the Hulk.

Kulolo: You are obviously laughing at me, you have never stopped!

Ilumi: Mr. Luxiro, we have received strict training, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh unless we can't help it.

Hisoso: Why not, Mr. Luxilu, you should go back and wait for the news. We will let you know as soon as we make progress.

Kulolo: Okay, you guys hurry up, okay, it's dangerous. My team members are dangerous. Bring more people.

Kulolo pushed the door out and laughed behind him.

Kulolo opened the door to see--

Hisoso: Mr. Luxiro, do you have anything to add?

Kurolo went out, laughed again behind his back, and went in again.

Ilumi: Mr. Luxiro?

Kuroro:...