Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Unexpectedly, Qi Ya was only ready to be a babysitter for a week, but was caught off guard.

Sister-in-law who should only be better than ordinary people, don't need him to carry, don't need him to raise, let alone take care of her. She even gave him the number plate.

"Hey, I'm talking about you!" Qi Ya held number 99, like a white cat with fried fur, "I give it to you kindly, you lose these 3 points, but you can't pass the level!"

"Cut, you don't take this number plate, don't expect me to help you score!"

Yu Xing silently took out a No. 80, and then his No. 302.

Qi Ya:...

I thought it was a bronze, but I didn't expect it to be a king. Have you already eliminated an opponent in such a short time on the island?

He asked dryly: "Is it the opponent you killed?"

Yu Xingmi showed a river eel's smile: "No, I just happened to be walking by the river and ran into someone taking a shower. Her clothes and number plate were all placed aside, so I grabbed the number plate and ran."

Qi Ya:...

Yu Xingmi adapted well to Qi Ya's dead fish eyes and embarked on a picnic trip happily with him. In the stumbling and stumbling process, she found that Qi Ya, like Xiaojie, was full of plasticity and possibility.

Qi Ya hung in the wild grass, slightly lowered his body to make a sprint, and stared at a rock sheep in front of him.

He has to take care of the food for two people. It's absolutely not a matter of catching rabbits... uh? !

He stared at the cat's eyes and saw Yu Xingmi dragging a strong male rock sheep with his left hand and a straw basket of wild fruits with his right hand, walking briskly towards him.

Qi Ya:...

He asked dryly, "Didn't I let you hide?"

Yu Xingmi kept smiling: "Yes, there are wild fruits in the hiding place, and this rock sheep is looking for food there. When it saw me, it was shocked, and if one was not careful, it choked to death by wild fruits."

Qi Ya:...

No, I don’t believe it.

Until Qi Ya cut open the yanyang's belly and found that it was stuffed with wild fruits. After a while, beating the enemy's most sincere child, he couldn't help but fall into contemplation: "It looks like he was struck to death."

"But it's a bit weird..." Qi Ya digs into the abdomen of the rock sheep, "Wild ginger? Does rock sheep eat wild ginger?"

"Wait, is this green onion?"

"Wild fruit, green onion ginger, what's the white one?"

Immediately afterwards, he heard his sister-in-law order: "Qiya, can you peel off a whole piece of rock sheep skin?"

"Of course!"

Qi Ya's sharp claws pinpointed the joints, and peeled off the entire piece of rock sheepskin in minutes. The next second, he heard Yu Xingmi say: "Come on, shave off a whole set of sheep bones."

She broke the wild fruit with her bare hands and motioned for him to speed up.

After all, the speed of Eviscerate was a little slower, but Qi Ya still successfully completed the task.

He muttered: "It's just food for the stomach, what are you doing?"

Yu Xingmi did not answer his question, just gave him a meaningful look, and filled the lamb into the sheep's skin.

She squeezed various fruits and sprinkled the juice on the mutton. After that, he tied it with a straw rope, and threw a piece of sheepskin meat to Qi Ya.

She smiled and said, "Come on, beat the lamb with a small fist. Pay attention, don't break the sheepskin, can you?"

"Of course!"

Unfortunately, beating lamb with flexibility and toughness is not so simple. Qi Ya really found that the sheepskin would be bad if the strength was heavier, but the sheepskin would not move when the strength was lighter.

What he can and can only do is to control his strength, master the rhythm as much as possible, or turn his fists into his palms and slap it with one blow.

Subtly, he felt that he had mastered something.

Raising his eyes again, Qi Ya found that Yu Xingmi had scooped up a few large banana leaves, quickly weaved them into basins, poured water into them, and placed them on the newly raised fire.

Before long, she put the leg bones of lamb into the water, mixed with fruits and condiments...

Qi Ya was immediately alert: "There is smoke and smell, someone will come over!"

Yu Xingmi said calmly: "It just happened to be here, so we don't need to spend time looking for it. There is no reason to reject the number plate when it comes to home."

Qi Ya exploded his hair: "What if Hisoso comes here? I'm not his opponent!"

Yu Xingmi blinked: "I can't kill him, can I still pull him? Have you seen the small basket of Croton? I'm prepared for this kind of person."

Qi Ya:...

At this moment, he looked at his sister-in-law's eyes as if he was looking at a big brother ==

Boil the lamb bones, wrap the lambskin wrapped meat with banana leaves, paste it with mud, and bury it by the fire.

Yu Xingmi, who was born in China, has always been the first place to do nothing and eat.

Under the premise of "everything can be spicy and spicy", she carried the "pickled" lamb tripe, washed and peeled it and handed it to Qi Ya: "Tick it into silk, and slice it into the lamb bone soup."

The rich fragrance came out, and the soup had become milky white.

Qi Ya's five fingers formed into claws, clutching the lamb's belly like a cat, sliced ​​into thin noodles, and put them out of the pot. For a while, the fragrance became more rich.

Rao is the scent has been exposed so clearly, but still no one dares to come to the door.

One hour later, Yu Xingmi handed Qiya two branches, and the two of them ate lamb tripe and drank soup with banana leaves. When the umami is soaked in fruity aroma and sweet and sour, the hot soup is in the stomach, it is so happy as a fairy!

Qi Ya gobbled it up, but Yu Xingmi restrained.

"It's delicious!" Qi Ya took the plant stem that Yu Xingmi handed him, and took a mouthful of soup as a straw. "It's delicious!"

Yu Xingmi picked up the leg bones: "Knock open, **** the marrow."

Qi Ya obeyed and did so, and soared after eating in the next second!

Two hours later, Yu Xingmi took out the cooked mud ball, put it into the straw basket, and said, "This one is our dinner and rations. Leave the rest here."

Qi Ya nodded: "Yeah."

Yu Xingmi poured croton into the remaining lamb soup and said: "According to the law of the jungle, when the beast at the top of the food chain has eaten its food, as long as it leaves and does not continue to guard its prey, it is telling other predators. You can eat the remaining remains."

"But beasts and beasts are like this, humans and humans cannot."

"After all, we are now in a competitive relationship."

Yu Xingmi's black hand has no guilt: "The fragrance floats so far, everyone who should be here is here."

"I'm not a devil either. Let's just give up croton diarrhea. As for his diarrhea, someone took the opportunity to take the number plate..."

Could he still pull it halfway, lift up his pants and get up and chase him wildly?

Qi Ya:...

I begin to believe that you are the dog who took the number plate while others were taking a bath ==

Qi Ya and Yu Xingmi stayed together for four days. Not only did they not suffer, their faces were a little rounder. They didn't have the tension to survive on a deserted island at all, but instead had the comfort of strolling in a leisurely courtyard.

On the first day, I drank mutton soup and mutton. The next day I gnawed honeycombs and ate grilled fish. On the third day I caught piglets and fried snakes. On the fourth day... I met three brothers who took the hunter’s exam. Ya's goal.

At this point, Qi Ya had enough 6 points, and so did Yu Xing Mi.

On the evening of the fourth day, they found the injured Xiaojie in a cave where they had settled down.

The poor baby didn't eat well, and didn't sleep well. His face was swollen like a pig's head, as if he had been beaten severely by someone.

Yu Xingmi stared at the baby's face and said, "Who did it?"

Xiaojie was aggrieved: "Hisuo was the first to hit me, and Feitan was the second to hit me! They were too much!"

Yu Xingmi rolled up his sleeves, his anger gradually filled.

"I don't know what they did squatting naked in the grass!" Xiaojie broke the news loudly, his face no longer hurts, his body no longer sore, it can be said to be full of confidence, "I just muttered, "It smells so bad," they Just jump out from two directions and hit me together!"

"Fighting, their expressions are getting more and more painful."

"I took the opportunity to grab Hiso's number plate, and he didn't have time to catch up. Because Fei Tan caught him and kept scolding,'What the **** did you **** give me?"

"Hisuo said,'One person's bushes are lonely, and two people's bushes are just right. I can't find Xiao Yi, so I can only eat it for you'."

"Then they fought more fiercely."

"Rolling around in the grass."

"Then, they seemed to have pressed something, and neither of them moved."

"Finally, I saw them running frantically to the beach."

"It's weird, the exam is not over yet, why are they going to the beach to gather?"

Yu Xingmi:...

Qi Ya:...

They finally remembered the pot of lamb bone soup with a basket of croton==

Forget it, Xiaojie, your "death" is not too unjust.

The moment to remember this historic grassy moment is also considered "death" well.

Yu Xingmi put down his sleeves, and his anger gradually declined.

It wasn't until she heard the name "Xiaoyi" that she remembered her roommate in hindsight.

It's the fourth day, well, it's time to find Rumi.

Yu Xingmi found some herbs for Xiaojie, left enough food, and asked Qiya to take care of him by the way.

She told Qi Ya: "I'm going to find Rumi, Xiaojie will ask you."

"Cut it, go and chant!" Qi Ya put aside his mouth, with a face of disdain, but said it very honestly, "In order to find my eldest...Sister, throw Xiaojie to me, and throw me here. "

In order to lure that **** cat, not only did you lose your puppy, but also the white cat that was newly lured for four days?

Yu Xingmi smiled and said, "Because Qiya is very reliable, I am especially relieved. Like your sister, she may be eating dirt after leaving me for four days!"

Qi Ya:...

His elder brother eats dirt, which is simply unimaginable.

But to some extent, Yu Xingmi is the truth ==

After all, Ilumi is an individual, and he also needs food and hygiene.

He emerged from the ground like a groundhog and saw the light again. Then dig the ground like a groundhog, each paw a sweet potato, and roast them in a stuffy fire.

After completing the meal, he decided to take a good bath.

As a killer, it's not right to be full of sweet potatoes. What's more, today should be the fourth day. If you want to come in another day or two, Yu Xingmi will definitely come to him.

Ilumi's long black hair was not so smooth, so she simply searched for some plants in the forest and walked towards the calm river.

The water is clear and bitterly cold, but this is nothing to an enemy attacker.

He removed his clothes, waded into the water, squatted, and submerged his whole body. The young master took the plant to wash his hair, and gradually rubbed his head full of rich foam.

He stuffed into the water, letting the flowing water take away the stains.

Following the rest of the plants, he got up and began to rub his shoulders, arms, back, waist and abdomen... The river was not deep, only his thighs, and the fish were swimming not far away. It seemed that he could add a midnight snack tonight. Woolen cloth.

The young master thought indifferently.

Until, he turned around calmly and suddenly met Yu Xingmi who was standing on the shore.

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi:...

At that time, she had just followed her breath and landed softly by the river. Seeing the eldest lady in the shower, she was quite embarrassed, and was about to stay away carefully.

Unexpectedly, the other party suddenly turned around.

Then, there is no more.

Yu Xingmi's smile disappeared completely, and his facial expression gradually stiffened.

She no longer cared about the so-called "differentiation between men and women" and "see no evil". She swears with a 5.3 vision that she is different from Rumi, completely different!

At this moment, Ilumi was standing calmly in the river while holding the saponins, but his brain set off a terrifying storm. It was as if a typhoon had blown into the room, causing everything to be messed up.

He imagined a lot of things, but he didn't expect Yu Xingmi to come, and he was stuck in such a coincidence?

Then, there is no more.

The saponaria in the hands of the eldest master fell into the river with a thud.

Yu Xingmi trembling hands, trembling body, holding his face, making the classic action of the world-famous oil painting "screaming", quite in the style of Jiqiu's screaming: "Lumi——"

"Gosh!"

"You, you-did you have **** reassignment surgery when you went to develop the withered machine for two months?"

No, she doesn't want to think or believe it!

She once again recalled the fear of being dominated by women's ladies!

Ilumi:...

So the question is, what is the point of me that is not like a man in your eyes now?

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PS: Ilumi: This is no longer a question of confession, I am really a man.

Yu Xingmi drew the 100-level Orange Wu: I will give you a chance to reorganize the language.

Ilumi:...

Ilumi firmly said: I am a man!

Yu Xingmi: Okay, then I will give you a chance to reincarnate.

Ilumi:...