Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!
Chapter 95: Ninety-fifth money
Master: What should I do if the vest is off?
Yu Xingmi: Don't move! Stand! I will put it on you again, one hundred layers!
As a perfect operating system, Ilumi's life plan never goes wrong.
Consolidate the foundation at an early age, and become stronger as a teenager. It took a long 12 years to invest in Qi Ya and cultivate him into the most ideal householder. Master the financial power of beating enemies and guests, and become a veritable executor, providing the previous generation as combat effectiveness and raising the next generation as labor.
Excluding Nanica, the "wish machine", there are still three younger brothers. It doesn't matter whether he gets married or not.
Therefore, life is too short, and Ilumi decided to devote his limited life to unlimited money-making careers.
Until one day, Yu Xingmi pushed open the door of 616's dormitory...
After that, Ilumi’s life seemed to have taken a sharp turn, the brakes slowed down, the windshield was lifted, and even the steering wheel was pulled up==
There is no doubt that Yu Xingmi is a special person in his heart.
Otherwise, he would never stay with You Kexin for her, nor would he find excuses to help her cover up, nor would he accompany her to go shopping for dinner, pick clothes, buy a mobile phone, and do all boring things.
Like an ordinary person, I feel the satisfaction of staying next to each other.
What kind of feeling this is, Ilumi doesn't know.
He just instinctively believed that this kind of development was wrong and wanted to cut off, but in the end, he chose to let the flow go.
Naturally, he desperately wanted Yu Xingmi to put him in her heart as important as he valued her.
One can only hold him, and never hold someone else's place.
The most concealed thoughts, the most secret thoughts, Ilumi didn't know how to use words to describe it. He only knew that if his partner was Yu Xingmi, he would not have any repulsive emotions.
Just like now, he who is conservative by nature stands in front of the other party naked, not only has no idea to hide, he even wants to ask "Are you still satisfied with what you see?"==
Unfortunately, Yu Xingmi resolutely determined that he had undergone **** reassignment surgery.
"Xingmi, I have never had **** reassignment surgery." Ilumi stated the facts, "If you don't believe it...well, although I am embarrassed, it doesn't matter if I touch it for you."
"Do you want to touch it?"
Yu Xingmi:...
At this moment, the woman standing at the top of the food chain, the Demon King who dominates the Dark Continent, and the unsuccessful UP master who has never seen such a big scene, actually took a step back instinctively!
too frightening!
Ilumi waded towards her. From the deep water to the shallow water, her black hair was close to her body like a poisonous snake, resembling a sea monster in myths and legends, exuding a scent of enchantment.
"Don't resist me, don't resist me, Xing Mi."
As soon as he grasped her hand, put it on his face, and continued: "Everything you see is real."
"Really?" Yu Xingmi was startled in a daze, with a vague voice.
Ilumi said calmly: "Well, did you feel it? This is a Adam's apple."
"My shoulders are very broad, and my body fat is almost no body fat. Should I go down? Actually I don't mind, but you have to be responsible."
Yu Xingmi:...
"Lumi, I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language." Yu Xingmi looked into his eyes deeply, "Have you eaten a certain kind of transgender plant? Have you soaked in something called'male drowning'? spa?"
Ilumi tilted his head: "No."
Yu Xingmi:...
"Tell me, you have a barrier to your own gender recognition." Yu Xingmi tremblingly said, "Or, your sexual orientation is male."
In this way, they are still friendly girlfriends!
Ilumi said straightforwardly: "No."
"I told you that I was a man. But you told me that I had to take off my **** before I believed it. Is this possible?"
Yu Xingmi:...
"Also, there is no problem with my sexual orientation."
Ilumi spreads his hands: "Do you want to try? Although it is very simple here, the scenery is very good."
"The first experience is yours, I don't mind, but you must be responsible." The young master said sincerely, "I still know the theoretical knowledge, but I have no actual combat experience."
Yu Xingmi:...
As the saying goes, every creature in the world has natural enemies, and she began to believe this sentence.
After three seconds I held her head star Mi, hiss scream: "ah ah ah -"
"Die! Beasts!"
Nuclear explosion-like thoughts rushed from the ground, spiraling through the sky in thick darkness. The white clouds in the sky were blasted away in the blink of an eye, and the suffocating, overwhelming darkness instantly enveloped the sky, filling this space!
The creatures squatted on the ground tremblingly, unable to raise any thoughts of running away.
Qi Ya was sweating all over, Xiaojie's teeth trembled, Hisuo and Feitan turned their heads abruptly, and they were shocked to find that they couldn't move half an inch.
Yu Xing's black hair turned into the sky, and his thoughts were overwhelming.
But Ilumi neither ran nor resisted. He seemed to be innately restraining Yu Xingmi, even if the pores were surging out of the "gas", even if the pores kept leaking blood, even if the fragile body could not be stretched and cracked. Open a series of slender openings-
He still didn't let go of Yu Xingmi's hand, and pressed it to his chest.
"My heart is beating under your hand, just grab it."
At this moment Ilumi showed a crooked, distorted smile, and his hollow cat eyes were scary: "That's it, don't be angry, okay?"
Use my death to live in your heart.
Use my blood to wash your conscience.
I want you to always remember me and never forget me.
I was the first person you killed, right?
I am the first and will be the only one remembered by you, right?
You would put me in that place and never pretend to be a second person, right?
Don't be angry, when I die, my thoughts will accompany you. You dispel the thoughts, and you still have me in your heart.
You will never be alone.
"Xingmi..." Ilumi lowered her head and gently kissed her forehead.
The next second, the arteries in his neck suddenly burst, and a large amount of redness sprayed on her face.
Suddenly, she was sober!
The pressure disappeared in an instant, and Ilumi fell into the river with a "puff". The dazzling blood red spread all of a sudden, soaking through the water.
Yu Xingmi's pupils shrank.
When she reacted, the person had been picked up by her, and she even held a fan-shaped leaf in her hand, constantly feeding him "Returning to the Snow".
Ilumi closed her eyes tightly, breathing steadily, as if she was asleep.
Yu Xing sat beside him blankly, took a piece of clothing hastily over him, and then walked slowly towards the riverside, holding up water to wash his face.
She took a deep breath and exhaled. Repeated several times, finally returned to calm.
Yu Xingmi looked at herself reflected in the water, and then at the sleeping Ilumi on the shore. After a long time, she slowly picked a place and sat down in a "big guy" posture, with a dog's tail in her mouth. The grass was overwhelmed.
I have seen it with my own eyes that "Rumi" is a man.
From personal experience, she lived with him for more than a year and became a "best friend in the world."
Think of the knight who walked away after being beaten up and never saw him again; look at Lumi, who almost died in her hands, so I really advise her not to get angry.
I am so mad at you!
Yu Xingmi threw up the dog's tail grass and replaced it with a new one, full of confusion. Various national curses flashed in my mind, and various voices sounded in my mind.
An ultimate BOSS style cruel: "One day you will kill all female dogs in the world with a knife in your hand!"
An Aunt Xue knocked on the door violently: "You have the ability to take care of people, and if you have the ability, you will be responsible!"
A beautiful girl shed tears like a ghost: "Could it be the end of the love, and the two or two flesh under her body?"
Yu Xingmi scratched his hair irritably and realized that a lot of it had fallen off.
She was shocked!
Looking back at Ilumi, Yu Xingmi felt extremely complicated.
She can be sure that she can't do it, and she will never do it. Otherwise, don't want to grow hair in this life ==
But when I thought of the other party living with her in women's clothing for a year...
Mom really couldn't control the unicorn arm!
What can be done?
Goodbye, forever!
Look at the previous love, and keep it until he wakes up.
Yu Xingmi didn't want to kill people, and he didn't want Ilumi to die because of herself. She didn't want to take a conscience debt at all. I would rather others owe her than myself.
With mixed thoughts, she changed another dog's tail grass.
Therefore, when the candidates on the island rarely abandon their previous suspicions, and tremblingly formed a team to come to this area to peep, suddenly they found a messy beauty lying on the bank of the river... The beautiful woman with afterthought.
Everyone:...
Don't ask why you come here for death, watching the excitement is human nature!
But, but! They were ready to see the fierce beast, how could they run into this situation?
The flushing river, the messy shore, the lying man and the woman with unhappy faces.
This, this is!
Was it squeezed out? !
They showed horror eyes, completely forgetting the horror they had encountered before.
For a moment, his small eyes flew wildly.
Yu Xingmi raised her head, looked at the group of four not far from her, and sensed the "food" coming one after another around her. She spit out the dog's tail grass and said coldly: "Go away!"
"Kill you guys!" Murderous.
Hiso X Feitan:...
Xiaojie X Qiya:...
Everyone spends a minute to scatter birds and beasts, and don't know why they are so obedient ==
Hisuo smiled happily: "Xiaoyi~ did you have indigestion after eating the golden apple?"
Fei Tan: "If you mention'digest' again, it will kill you!"
As if thinking of something, the two fell into a mysterious silence together.
While running, Xiaojie clenched the fishing rod tightly: "What happened to Sister Lumi? Sister Xingmi is so angry, why don't you let us come closer?"
Qi Ya kept his eyes open: "Xiaojie, you are already twelve years old, don't you understand what happened to them?"
Xiaojie showed innocent eyes: "What's the matter?"
Qi Ya: "Just, that's...Anyway, it's..."
Xiaojie: "What is it?"
Qi Ya: "Some kind of improper relationship has happened!"
Facing Xiaojie’s puzzled face, Qi Ya went out of outer space: “Sister-in-law is so angry, isn’t it because the big brother’s waist is not good? Isn’t it durable enough? Or is the technology bad?”
"Tsk, it's so bad!"
Xiaojie tilted his head: "Qiya seems to know a lot..."
Qi Ya held up her head and stood tall: "Humph! Of course I am different from my peers!"
Xiaojie singled out multiple big moves: "Then Qiya can demonstrate, what is an improper relationship?"
Qi Ya:...
Suddenly hurt my self-esteem ==
Illumi was a beating enemy and his life-threatening injury, as long as he could stop the bleeding and cover the injury, he would basically be healed after one night's sleep.
He opened his eyes, and the killer's instinct brought his sanity back instantly. And Fengsi, there was an abnormal noise.
The bright moon hung above his head, and the silver sprinkled the forest.
In the sparkling water, he wakes up by the river. Looking back around, he stared at the crushed weeds aside with a little fascination, and stretched out his hand to touch it.
The residual temperature of the human body...
In other words, was the other party still here just now?
On Spectacle Island, there is no one else but Yu Xingmi who can successfully come and go by his side without being noticed.
After all, I'm still angry, don't even want to see him?
Ilumi took out the withered machine.
Soon, he found that his phone number and MI account were hacked by Yu Xingmila!
Ilumi opened the group of 616 bedrooms...
Very well, he has been removed from the group chat by Quilia.
Ilumi dials Camilla.
Great, the number you dialed is not in the service area, please try again later.
The eldest master wanted to make more than a billion dollars, causing Hisuo and Kulolo to be reluctant to buy his withered machine. Furthermore, he now has no one to give advice.
Hisoso brought a cell phone, but the ordinary cell phone had no signal on the Spectacle Island. Kurolo brought his cell phone, but the two parties had an unpleasant relationship, and Ilumi didn't want to ask him.
Think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it...
Ilumi logged into the Beat Enemy and Hakka family group, and it was difficult to start a conversation with Father Xiba as "I am a son", "I listen to you today, you are my father".
Ilumi: "Dad, what if mom wants to unilaterally break up with you?"
Sheba:...
Sheba couldn't help but glanced at Gijo next to him, and found that his wife was wearing a mask with a peaceful face, and immediately replied confidently, "Illumi, this is impossible."
Ilumi: "What if? What would you do?"
Sheba: "This kind of thing won't happen."
Ilumi: "I mean ‘if’."
Sheba is very determined: "There is no ‘if’!"
Immediately afterwards, Seba was about to teach this wild-hearted dog son and instill in him something that killers don’t need emotions, but after he finished typing a long string of words, he suddenly found out that he was hacked by Ilumila. .
Sheba:...
Ilumi murmured: "Would you like to ask Grandpa?"
"Ten-year-olds should know a lot, right?"
Ilumi: "Grandpa, if grandma unilaterally announces a breakup with you, what should you do?"
Jen Nuo:...
In the next second, the old man called in furiously: "What are you talking about! Your grandma is going to end this marriage, will you stay on Meteor Street and not come back?"
"Tell her, dream! I'll find her tomorrow!"
Ilumi:...
The author has something to say:
PS: Ilumi: Since childhood, you told me that killers have no love, but what are you doing one by one?
Qi Ya: It's all a lie! Big brother is still in love!
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