Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

After leaving the police station...

On a road...

A handsome young man, driving a tricycle, honking the horn randomly, kept driving, very happily racing, and went around for a long time...

"Who knows my family! A small anchor on the 19th line is racing without a helmet. I want to report it. It's so crazy..."

"Master Lin... I just received a bonus of 5,000 yuan, and then I took the carnival that rewarded you and told me to go to that club to be cool. I changed the place tonight because I was afraid of being cracked down on pornography..."

"Haha... When Master Lin went out, the entertainment venues in the entire city were trembling. Which one will be the next one to crack down on pornography and illegal publications?" "

"Host... please stop singing... I'll give you 2,900 out of my 3,000 yuan salary, how about that?"

"Everyone go away! What kind of ghost crying and god howling..."

Lin Dong kept driving, not paying attention to the live broadcast room at all, and kept saying "dinosaurs, wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves". The original 20,000 online viewers were reduced to 5,000 people...

Anyway, there is a system, just a few fewer fans, what's there to be afraid of?

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for activating a special sideline and obtaining thief skills... They are top pickpocket, top lock picking, top car theft, top lurking, top disguise..."

The system suddenly prompted.

A series of thief skills, it turns out that becoming a thief requires so much practice...

Lin Dong was slightly stunned, and the system suddenly activated a special side job. Could it be a fraud? He quickly stopped the tricycle and saw a thief at the station entrance from a distance...

The thief looked around and suddenly saw a beautiful girl, heroic, with a ponytail, a casual dress, very capable...

The thief took a step forward and gently bumped into the woman. He immediately apologized and left, and then handed it to another person, and it seemed that he stole something...

"Fuck... They stole things blatantly, and the anchor didn't take action. They are still a gang. Let's call the police!"

"You are talking nonsense... Lin Da Shen challenged more than a dozen policemen last night. He is known as the capable successor of the old man in the park. He went up and threw down a few..."

"They committed the crime in a gang, so they must have weapons or something. Master Lin should be careful. I have already reported the case..."

"Damn... What is Master Lin doing? Isn't he the descendant of the old man in the park? Why is he unmoved and still eating bananas..."

"I am so numb... Don't people have any sense of responsibility?"

The live broadcast room exploded...

They watched the pickpocket steal the woman's things in an instant and leave quietly, shocking everyone and wanting to come to the scene to take action...

It turned out that Lin Dong took out a banana from the back of the tricycle and ate it. Looking at a gang of three people coming, he threw a banana peel with one hand...

Oh...

"Fuck... That bastard threw banana peels randomly..."

One of them stepped on it directly and fell down like a dog eating shit on the spot, which made everyone in the live broadcast room laugh to death.

"Brother..."

"Sorry, I was distracted and threw the banana peel around. Are you okay? Do you need to be sent to the hospital? I have a tricycle..."

In front of everyone, Lin Dong came over with a smile, convinced the man, and took back the stolen things with one hand, shocking everyone in the live broadcast room...

Who is the pickpocket? It seems that the anchor is the real pickpocket. The masters fought, and the other party didn't notice...

"Anchor... You are so elusive. If I hadn't slowed down the camera and kept staring at you, I'm afraid I would have been fooled by you..."

"Haha... Lin Da Shen is Lin Da Shen. No wonder he was in the hands of the police station and went in and out three times. I don't know anyone. I will obey you... From now on, you are my father..."

"Master Lin... If you say you are Qin Shi Huang, I will believe you. You are really amazing... You can do it with just one banana..."

The broadcast room was completely crazy...

The number of people online indicated that it was about 30,000 to 40,000. It was destined to be a rising internet celebrity. It was really incredible. No wonder none of the people who became famous were reasonable...

"Damn... Did you do it on purpose..."

The man was furious, and even the two people around him couldn't persuade him. It was really infuriating...

This kid was eating a banana and suddenly threw it out. If it wasn't intentional, what else could it be?

"Oh! You saw through it... I did it on purpose, come and hit me!"

Lin Dong simply stopped pretending...

He spread his hands and looked at the trio. The gang of thieves at the station was not a small matter.Since I have met him, I will become the embodiment of justice. Maybe I can become a first-class citizen and fight against pornography in the future... No...

In the future, I will not be caught when I enter and exit certain places...

"Looking for death..."

The three thieves were also furious and wanted to teach Lin Dong a lesson. They rushed forward, but Lin Dong, who had the strength of a soldier king, was about to take action...

Da Da...

A group of people came in a mighty manner...

The person who came was actually Captain Wang, who happened to be passing by nearby on duty. After hearing the alarm, he quickly took action and ended up As expected, he saw four people fighting at the intersection...

"Police! Don't move..."

Five police officers were dispatched, and they surrounded the four people at once. The leader, Captain Wang, had a sullen face and stared at Lin Dong without blinking. It was really a narrow road for enemies to meet....

"Haha... Captain Wang, what a coincidence... I haven't seen you for a day, you look much more handsome, how come you have time to come and take a walk..."

Lin Dong smiled and really didn't want to deal with him. Every time he was stared at by that kind of eyes, he shuddered.

"Just received a call, someone was stealing, now I see you are ready to fight each other, do you have any explanation?"

Captain Wang was naked, with a cold face, and glanced at the three thieves. The three habitual criminals lowered their heads.

Lin Dong knew that if he didn't explain clearly today, he would definitely not be able to get away. He immediately took out a mobile phone from his pocket. It was a certain pollen mobile phone, which was said to be worth tens of thousands of yuan...

"Let me make it clear first. This phone was not stolen by me. It was done by the three thieves. I just happened to pass by and I helped out of kindness. Remember to issue me a good citizen certificate..."

"If you don't believe it, the brothers in the live broadcast room can testify..."

Lin Dong explained to avoid misunderstandings, otherwise it would be a big trouble.

"Good... very good... very good..."

Captain Wang had a gloomy face. Every time he couldn't catch this kid, after all, in front of the live broadcast room, if he was a little bit out of line, it would be their police abusing their private power.

He immediately sent his men to check, not only to find the owner of the lost phone, but also to inquire about the situation of the three people, and then watch the camera...

"Haha... What a pair of happy enemies, Captain Wang is everywhere..."

"I like to watch Captain Wang the most. Every time his expression is like a Peking Opera face-changing, it is really wonderful..."

"But... The pickpocketing skills of the live broadcaster are simply perfect. He must not be an ordinary person. Will he be caught?"

The live broadcast room was boiling...

They couldn't believe that a pretty boy anchor had superb pickpocketing skills, even thieves were inferior to him...

After a while...

Two police officers who acted separately came back and brought back an intellectual beauty with a ponytail, a heroic temperament, and a charming charm that made people shine...

"Captain... It's almost the same as Lin Tian's description, but there is one thing I don't know. This guy actually stole the phone from the thief without them even noticing..."

The police were very surprised. Every time they watched the video, it was very exciting. It was really a perfect method.

"Hmph... This kid is problematic. Sooner or later, we will catch him." Captain Wang gritted his teeth. After all, this alone cannot convict him.

On the other side...

Everyone at the scene was completely stunned...

"Hello... My name is Wang Yan. Thank you for your help this time. There are important files in my phone. Otherwise, the consequences will be serious. How about we add each other's contact information? I will treat you to a meal when I am free..."

Wang Yan smiled like the wind, a graceful and intellectual beauty, with charming eyes and a different style. She is definitely a successful person...

"Okay... My name is Lin Dong. One more beauty is good. I will add you on WeChat..."

Lin Dong smiled slightly, scanned the other party's WeChat, and showed pride. He actually added a beauty with a score of more than 90.

After Wang Yan added, she glanced at the introduction and was a little surprised that a small anchor had so many side jobs, takeaway, gynecological expert in the hospital, home appliance repair, sewer dredging...

"You have a lot of side jobs..."

"Not much... It's hard to make a stable living..."