Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Wang Yan was a little speechless. You have a side job that makes you several times more than others. You are a capable person who can do your job well and you can attract a lot of people...

"By the way... can you open a lock?" Wang Yan suddenly asked curiously.

"You can try this..."

Lin Dong nodded. After all, the request of a beautiful woman should be a little bit perverted. He said, "But... you have to pay more, otherwise my tricycle will not come to your home for service..."

Wang Yan rolled her eyes coquettishly, as if she was greedy for his body. She was really a self-satisfied little anchor. She said, "How much?"

"It depends on the grade! Ordinary doors are about 100 yuan, electronic doors are 500 yuan, and safes are more than 1,000 yuan. As for BMW cars, airplanes, tanks, etc., it's another matter..."

Lin Dong has super lock-opening skills and a certificate in his pocket. He is a professional. He must arrange for a meal...

Even if you take out the safe of the world's top ten banks, which is said to have not been broken in 300 years, I can help you try it and I guarantee you will not be disappointed.

System products must be top-notch...

"Okay... I'll give you more than a thousand dollars if I can open it. I'm in the eastern suburbs of the city. The safe has been locked for half a year. You can come and try..."

After Wang Yan explained, she personally sent a location to Lin Dong, registered with the police, and left in a hurry, as if something happened...

This theft case ended with a few interrogations. After a simple and lonely look, the three people got on the police car. Only Captain Wang looked at Lin Dong with a reluctant look, and I don't know what kind of gay love he thought...

"Captain Wang... You look at me like this, right? What should I do if I can't sleep tonight?" Lin Dong shrank his neck.

"There must be something wrong with you, kid. Don't find anything for me? I guarantee you'll be in jail for life, hum..." Captain Wang snorted coldly, got into the police car and left.

"Captain Wang... don't forget my banner, I have done a great deed again this time..."

Lin Dong shouted, but no one responded. He was about to cry. As a good citizen, he had no trust at all. He had done nothing bad, but he became the ultimate boss...

I am afraid that I will be abused by Captain Wang, this scumbag, in the future...

"Fuck... Master Lin... your love and hatred with Captain Wang, you don't know each other without fighting, it's really wonderful... Look at the eyes of this kind of resentful woman, he is indeed a scumbag..."

"Shocked... Captain Wang of a certain police station failed to catch a prostitute three times, and thus developed a deep gay relationship, which is incredible..."

"Everyone... please believe me... I am Xu Fu, I will take 3,000 boys and girls to the island country tonight, are there like-minded brothers to join us? Hurry up and sign up, I will give you a virgin as your wife..."

"Ding Dong... Wang Sicong rewarded a carnival..."

"Brother... the show effect is very good..." Great, you can get away even after being caught in the crackdown on pornography and illegal publications. Come to my Yida Group to check in when you have time. I will reward you with 100 carnivals, and I will pick you up in person when the time comes..."

The viewers in the live broadcast room were originally complaining, but suddenly this happened, and the entire barrage was silent, shocked...

I actually saw the number one person on the Internet, Wang Da Gongzi, who is known as the Disciplinary Inspection Committee of the entertainment industry...

"Awesome! I didn't expect to meet Wang Da Gongzi. Your family still needs a dog. I'm a single dog..."

"Haha.. ..I am a bootlicker, I am always available, Mr. Wang...I am easy to keep..."

"What are you talking about? Master Lin...won't you explain? Why are your pickpocketing skills so pure and innocent? Are you really a thief?"

"Haha...Master Lin's move was smooth and flowing, and he started with a banana, which was simply amazing...Tell me how you did it, I want to pretend like this..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room immediately changed the topic, and wanted Lin Dong to give a proper explanation.

Lin Dong's face darkened...

Originally he wanted to fool around...

"Everyone... Although I am a bit handsome and charming, these are not my strengths. Did you see what I did just now? Don't panic when things happen, stay calm, everything is your way of pretending, a banana becomes a weapon, isn't it reasonable?"

"What else are thieves and pickpockets? I choose to show my cards... In fact, I have a side job, I am a world-class thief, the real top one, when the time is right, I will steal an aircraft carrier for you..."

Lin Dong put his hands behind his back, with a master's demeanor, truly showing what it means to have no sword is better than having a sword, and everything is the highest realm of the sword.

"Fuck, Nima... I really deserve a beating...”

“I can bet that the live streamer who was possessed by the slut must have taken a fancy to the beauty just now, so he tried to seduce her once....”

“Haha... If there was no live stream, recording everything, he would have been framed by the thief. The one who got into the police car must have been Lin the Great God. He has a new side job. What the hell....”

“So he escaped again....”

The fans in the live stream room were furious again...

They agreed that the next time the streamer was caught, they would call for his arrest on the entire network, find his criminal flaws, and help the police solve the case. They didn’t believe that they would be so lucky every time...

Lin Dong didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. If there wasn’t a system in The hand had been taken away long ago, so how could there be any excuse?

It was noon time....

Lin Dong refused the aunt's offer to clear the sewer, and helped to check the gynecological problems. He ate a bowl of snail noodles on the roadside. It was really a food that he loved and hated...

After looking at the time, he went back to sleep to have a comfortable life. After all, a combination of work and rest, 996 will only make more people unemployed, and it will be evening if he sleeps...

When Lin Dong had dinner again, it was probably more than seven o'clock...

After sending a message, he opened the live broadcast room, drove a tricycle and sang Dinosaurs Fight Wolfs Fight Wolfs, Rakshasa West Sea, and rushed all the way...

"Who knows, family members! Whose live broadcast rests during the day, but doesn't stay well at night, rides a tricycle out, is he going to the venue to punch in? ”

“Damn it... No wonder a group of young ladies said they were going to rest tonight when they went to a massage, and they went to the next one, which was closed directly...”

“Just a joke... Once the live broadcast went out, the entertainment venues in the entire city were really lonely as snow...”

“Report it quickly! The anchor went to the entertainment venue to check in again...”

“I have called the police...”

A group of water friends in the live broadcast room kept asking and complaining, and they were all very curious about where Lin Dong was going?

According to past practices, he must have gone to an entertainment venue and checked in hard. No wonder many entertainment cities closed down, fearing that he, the god of bad luck, would come to the door...

Even the police station immediately summoned the resting police officers and prepared to go out at any time. In every live broadcast, there was a major change...

After walking for more than half an hour...

I came to the eastern suburbs of the city, a wealthy area, decorated with lights and a row of beautiful scenery. If it is developed, it will definitely Become a place of Internet celebrities...

An intellectual beauty walked out of the gate, her face full of resentment, the live broadcast room was boiling, it turned out to be the beauty whose phone was stolen during the day, what a beastly guy, actually came to date a beauty...

"Why are you here so late?" Wang Yan glared coldly, wearing pajamas, with curves in all the right places, very visual.

"It's more exciting to work at night..." Lin Dong touched his nose and said.

"Hmph... The service fee of more than one thousand yuan is not much, it depends on your ability..." Wang Yan snorted.

"Pay the deposit first, and add more money if it's difficult..." Lin Dong rubbed his hands and said.

"Then why are you so anxious? Will you run away?"

"You are wrong... I provide a one-stop service, guaranteeing satisfaction and satisfying customers, at least five-star reviews, who will work without money..."

"You are a bad guy, come in! ”

“I won’t be polite....”

Lin Dong walked in with a smile and took out the payment software...

Ding...

A thousand yuan arrived in Alipay...

The live broadcast room exploded...

“Fuck... What should I do if a duck comes in? Can I call the police?”

“Let go of that beauty, let me do it... She is worse than an animal, there is something fishy....”

“Uncle police... Someone is engaging in illegal transactions... And they are caught red-handed...”