Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Whoosh whoosh...

A breeze blew in...

The longan tree swayed, and a branch fell on the stone table. The withering years were a kind of desolation in people's eyes, and it was easy to dig out the memories of youth.

Lin Dong's tricycle was parked in the village. A road that could accommodate one car led all the way into the village. Now there were only about thirty families left, and there were few people.

"Who knows, family members! Is this the countryside? How can I see the term of extinction? Sure enough, many rural people need to give birth to sons. Once there are no sons, there are only weeds and old courtyards with no popularity..."

"Hey! There is a relative next door who gave birth to daughters, and three of them. If they marry well... they can take care of their parents. Now all three of them can't marry well, and now they are old... it's hard to say..."

"What if you give birth to a boy? Do you think a boy will take care of the elderly? What a group of pedantic men..."

"... .... Damn, where did this great man come from..."

"He should be from Cihang Jingzhai, saving the world..."

"Stop arguing... What if you win? This is the era now..."

"God Lin, come into the village! And give me a piece of Feng Shui treasure land. I'll go in after a hundred years, and it will be really peaceful..."

"Haha... The anchor is a one-stop service. He is good at everything, such as undertaker and corpse retriever..."

It's like this on the Internet. Who doesn't have a keyboard? It depends on who sprays the most. Even Jesus can't control it...

Lin Dong shook his head. As a single dog, he can only let it go. After all, there are so many single dogs...

He drove a tricycle and rumbled into the village. Before he had walked for long, he saw the village chief and a group of guys carrying tables, chairs and benches to the old man's house.

The old man was the oldest great grandfather in the village. He passed away at the age of 99, which was considered a happy funeral....

"Little Lin... why did you come back on a tricycle?" The village chief saw Lin Dong and laughed.

"It's inconvenient for my parents to go out, so I bought a tricycle. If you need it, you can come to my house to drive..."

Lin Dong laughed and took out another box to share with everyone, one pack per person, very generous, without any intention of showing off.

After all, how much can a person who drives a tricycle show off?

"Okay..." The village chief nodded repeatedly.

"I'll go home first..."

Lin Dong said goodbye to a group of familiar people, basically from the generation of old fathers. Everyone has aged a lot. Time is not forgiving.

The tricycle took a few turns and finally returned to a home that was both familiar and strange. After two lives, it was inevitable that he felt a little emotional.

"Brother..."

"Brother...you're back!"

Two figures hurried to the door. They were his younger brother and sister, who were still in junior high school. They ran over excitedly. If it weren't for the nine-year compulsory education, they would have dropped out of school and worked in the factory to screw screws.

"Where are my parents?" Lin Dong took a look.

"They went to help. I'll go call them back." The younger brother was excited and was about to go out when he saw the two elders coming back.

"Mom and Dad..." Lin Dong's nose was sour, and he felt a sense of relief. This was the hoarseness of being a human being in two lives.

"I'm back. I cooked sweet potatoes. You can eat some first, and then go to see the old man off in the evening..."

My mother was so kind. She went to the kitchen and got a bowl of sweet potatoes in person. There were all kinds of sweet potatoes. This was a snack that was hard to eat for city people.

Lin Dong ate sweet potatoes for lunch. It was another lunch. In the eyes of millions of chickens, there were basically tears and memories, which were basically youth...

Once upon a time...

They were also country people. After school, they would eat sweet potatoes for another meal. After the 2000s, there were no such memories...

"Brother... I heard from mom that you pick up garbage outside and live as a beggar online. Is this true?"

The youngest sister was very curious. At this time, young people in the countryside still asked very innocently.

"This..." Lin Dong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. A big internet celebrity, a real internet number one, turned into a beggar.

The millions of chickens in the live broadcast room laughed so hard....

This is just a conversation, how can it be so hurtful?

"Little sister, stop making trouble... Everyone in the village says so. Anyway, I can't do it. Big brother will definitely make a lot of money and build a house for us. We can also eat pork every meal. Tsk tsk..."

The younger brother is still more sensible. After all, he is in the third year of junior high school...

"Okay... I will definitely let you eat meat every meal and live in a big house..."

Lin Dong touched the little heads of the two guys. It was true. He planned to build a house at home recently, and even sell goods online. Pure hometown specialties.

"Okay... We allBelieve in big brother..."

Both of them had bright eyes, and their excited hearts could hardly be restrained, just like what we said when we were young to become scientists, doctors, and policemen...

There is no entertainment in the countryside...

At 10 pm, we went to the ancestral hall to handle the funeral, which required beating gongs and drums. People from every household came, especially the young men, who basically came back...

"Lao Guang..."

"Lao Dong..."

"Lao Cheng..."

"Lao Ba..."

"You kid didn't come back once a year, and this time you finally decided to come back."

As soon as we arrived at the ancestral hall, a group of guys of the same age laughed and shouted. The so-called strong jealousy in the countryside is just some generalizations.

Everyone is basically screwing around outside. Throughout the year, they basically only go home during the Chinese New Year. If it weren't for the death of the old man, everyone would not plan to go home at all.

"By the way, where is Xiao Linzi? This guy has become a big internet celebrity..."

"Haha...our Linjia Village has also become a big internet celebrity. If I hadn't been screwing around, I would have wanted to follow him every day..."

"A while ago, only a few thousand people watched the live broadcast. I wonder how many there are now..."

"When I watched, it seemed like more than 10,000 people..."

Everyone rarely goes online and is busy every day, just to move out of the remote mountain village early for their family.

Little did they know that they worked hard to move out, and when they reached a certain age, they became the village they wanted to move back to. This is a lifetime memory.

"Aren't you coming back a little too early? You didn't even bring me..." Lin Dong scratched his head and came over, passing him a cigarette.

"Xiao Linzi... you've been doing well lately. Compared to the time when you and a few others were broadcasting live and were killed by the support while applying pesticides, it's like heaven and earth..."

"Haha..."

Hello everyone laughed up to the sky. They were all from the same village with the same surname, so naturally they were very happy.

Lin Dong was speechless...

But in order to see the old man off, everyone started to get busy, beating gongs and drums, inviting some Taoist priests from the countryside, and talking nonsense.

They were busy until eight o'clock in the evening.....

"The old man is gone..."

"You all don't have families, what will happen to Linjia Village? Anyone who has not seen his wife come back, no matter if you make a lot of money or are a beggar, must kneel in the ancestral hall until twelve o'clock..."

The village chief stood at the door of the ancestral hall, giving a lecture with a sad face.

No one resisted, and they entered the ancestral hall one after another. They had to kneel for several hours, which was really miserable.

The chickens laughed so hard...

"Village chief... It's bad! Someone drove a BMW into a ditch outside, and a few women ran out, saying they were Lin Dong's girlfriends..."

At this time, someone came hurriedly.