Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Lin Dong took a look at the clear sky, cloudless, it was a really good day. Since it was a Feng Shui treasure land, I wonder if it was the house or something else...

Ding...

Lin Dong was about to ride his tricycle to a small alley to set up a stall to see which kid needed one-stop service, but the phone rang...

It turned out to be the old village chief's mobile phone...

Because there are many old people in the village, most of them don't have much money, only the younger generation or the village chief have mobile phones...

It was a Nokia bought for 300 yuan...

"Village chief? What's the matter?" Lin Dong answered the phone immediately. There was nothing going on at home, so there were few calls.

"Xiao Linzi... The old man in the village passed away, and there are not many young people. Come back and help! I have notified others..."

The village chief sighed a little.

Linjia Village has only 30 households, and the population is declining. Because the men of the younger generation have a bad background, how can they marry a wife?

Nowadays, the elderly in the village are getting old one after another, and few of the younger generations are doing well. I am afraid that they will have to kneel in the ancestral hall when they go back. It is really a difficult generation...

"Okay... I will go tonight and ask my parents to prepare rooms, preferably two more rooms, because some of my friends will come to play..."

Lin Dong sighed.

After crossing over, the memories of the two lives were integrated. For the first time, I wanted to go home and see the downtrodden mountain village in my memory. After many twists and turns, ups and downs, I finally got home...

Fortunately, the country did not give up. Even in the mountain village, as long as there are people living there, they will pull up the power lines.

"Okay..."

The village chief sighed. It was hard to be a village chief in this generation. After all, you only needed a quilt to get married in the past, and later a bicycle...

There are many unmarried people now, and they are all otakus. The most terrible thing is that they have no money...

This is an era of unmarried people...

After hanging up the phone, Lin Dong sighed. He would go back eventually. He rode a tricycle to Daxia Entertainment, where a group of beautiful women were crying.

It's really a good place with more yin than yang. If you can't get married like this, you deserve to be single all your life...

......

Inside the office...

Wang Yan stood with her legs together, dressed in a professional suit, holding a cup of Longjing tea elegantly, with seductive eyes and a faint smile on Lin Dong's face. This stinky man never came to visit for no reason.

"What are you doing here? Someone can't even invite me..." Wang Yan said sarcastically.

"Ahem..." Lin Dong coughed and said, "Boss... I have to go back to the countryside. I can't come to Daxia Entertainment recently..."

"What are you going to do?" Wang Yan raised her eyebrows. Including Diba who was always looking at his phone and Yang Mi who was processing documents, it must be said that the three women were basically together.

"An old man in the village passed away at the age of ninety-nine... As a member of the Linjia Village, I need to go back to see him off..." Lin Dong did not feel any sadness, because ninety-nine years old is a happy funeral.

"Okay..." Wang Yan is not an exploitative boss.

"Why don't you stop me?" Lin Dong didn't expect her to be so easy to talk to.

"Just go home, it's a good thing..." Wang Yan waved her hand.

She originally thought that Lin Dong would use the last bet to force her to accompany him, go back properly, show off in the village, and truly bring honor to the family.

Lin Dong did not give any advice, stepped out of the door happily, and booked a ticket online. After all, there was no high-speed rail passing through the mountain village in the countryside.

"Sister Yan, Sister Mi...what should we do? I'm so unwilling to let this guy go so easily..." Diba said angrily.

"Hehe..." Wang Yan smiled proudly and said, "We can just follow him. Anyway, we are also curious about his house..."

"Yes, yes, yes...we three beautiful women will go to his house. I don't know how many people will be amazed. Maybe the one who is teased is the girlfriend..." Yang Mi laughed.

The three women looked at each other. Since they were best friends, they must compete. No matter what the result is, everyone will accept it...

So the three women immediately started a car and set off in a hurry, just like when Lin Dong went to Taibai Mountain, they followed him as always.

......

Lin Dong booked a ticket to go back. After about a night's work, he finally returned to the town. The bumpy road was really life-threatening. He must buy a car in the future.

"Boss...motorcycle taxi? Economical and affordable..."

As soon as he walked out of the station, a large number of motorcycle taxis came over, very enthusiastic.

"No need..."

Lin Dong refused and went to the market to buy a tricycle. After all, it was just right for the countryside. He spent about 6,000More than one.

He also changed the title of the live broadcast room...

(Family members... Now I am going to my hometown, a new career Feng Shui master. If any boss wants to bury me, I can provide one-stop service, door-to-door service...)

Under the new title...

After Lin Dong opened the live broadcast room, it was boiling, and millions of local chickens flocked to it, which was simply thunderous...

"Fuck...Family members...The anchor just went to the Wudang Mountain Taoist sect, and now he is looking for a Feng Shui treasure land. Isn't this a complete scam?"

"Since Master Lin swallowed the golden elixir, I go to the hospital every day to check the kidney stones. I can also call him when we meet in the future. "A Daoist friend..."

"Who in the family understands! Are the chickens all crazy? Do they all want to cultivate and eat the golden elixir, and relive the days of the Five Stone Powder?"

"Haha... Anyway, we are not eating it, let Master Lin help find a Feng Shui treasure land, and buy all of them..."

"Fuck... You are really a bunch of dogs, always wanting to bury others, are you a tenophile?"

"By the way... Master Lin is going home to check Feng Shui, do Captain Wang know? He must want to rob the tomb..."

"Sure enough, there are many talents among the millions of chickens..."

A group of people chattered, all talking about how Lin Dong would be caught next?

According to Lin Dong's strength, who can fight him, isn't it looking for death? Now going to the countryside to be a Feng Shui master is really a ridiculous live broadcast.

"Brothers... How about I sing a song for you?"

Lin Dong was driving a tricycle, and suddenly he wanted to sing. The live broadcast room of tens of millions of native chickens suddenly became millions, and 90% of them ran away, because they had seen the pig being slaughtered.

While driving...

While looking at the scenery...

Lin Dong didn't bother to pay attention to the fact that there was no one in the live broadcast room, and just started singing like a pig being slaughtered...

"The grave is full of flowers..."

"It is the beauty you long for..."

"How much trouble there is in the world..."

"From now on, you don't have to worry about it..."

The remembrance of a hand full of lilac flowers made everyone shudder. Now Lin Dong was walking in a grave area, looking at the graves in the distance.

After walking for about half an hour...

Lin Dong saw Linjia Village from a distance. There was a huge stone at the entrance of the village, a relatively large longan tree, and a stone table under the tree, where many children would play in the future.

In Lin Dong's generation, he couldn't get married, and many people moved out, so his social life had withered...