Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Hundreds of people in the entire laboratory were all in an uproar, their mouths and eyes widened, their breathing became a little faster, and they couldn't believe it....

It was like driving an excavator for decades, and was very proud of leveling a mountain, but then a guy used an axe to open the mountain...

Isn't this like Yugong moving the mountain and seeing the mountain god?

"This... this... how is this possible? There must be smoke coming out of his ancestral tomb! He can fly over rooftops and walk on walls, just like the generation of Condor Heroes, walking between mountains and seas, and he has invincible magic skills..."

"Fuck... colleagues, teachers, leaders... bring him back quickly, immediately... I want to slice him up for research..."

"Teacher... how can we catch him? Is he flying a plane or a cannon? This guy is not even a human, he can fly over rooftops and walk on walls, and blow up boulders with one punch, he is not human..."

"If I hadn't seen this scene, I would have thought that martial arts were just a bunch of savages imagining in the trees. Now they are sitting in a well and looking at the sky, and they are arrogant. It turns out that we are..."

The crowd was arguing constantly, and they wanted to bring Lin Dong back immediately to slice him up for research. What is the structure of a superhuman being?

In some ancient books, especially the Taoist inner vision diagram, a bizarre scene is recorded. An ordinary person carries the twelve meridians of life, which belong to the endless life of the five internal organs...

Once a person who has achieved success in cultivation enters, the walking system is exactly the eight extraordinary meridians...

"Don't mess around. Lin Dong has a military background. We must not act rashly unless it is absolutely necessary..."

"But... it is said that there is hope over there... I believe everyone will soon find the direction of research..."

This is the director of the laboratory, with a deep gaze, belonging to a ruthless character with power and strategy.

Everyone instantly glowed, this is a brand new amino acid breakthrough...

Especially on the other side of the laboratory, there is a strange bronze coffin with a corpse soaked in it, exuding a gloomy atmosphere.

The corpses that had been soaked for thousands of years in Mawangdui in Changsha did not rot. It was the potion in it, the real amino acid...

.......

Lin Dong returned to the dormitory...

He lay on the bed and looked out the window. The starry sky under the neon lights was bright....

It seemed like a pleasant day, but he didn't know how many people were staring at him with good and evil eyes...

Some people wanted to slice him up...

Some people wanted to make Lin Dong their lover...

Some people wanted to make Lin Dong an athlete and participate in the Olympics. How could other countries compete?

Some people wanted Lin Dong to go to the border to defend his country...

Some people wanted Lin Dong to be a private bodyguard...

They even wanted to make Lin Dong into an elixir, which would definitely make him immortal...

This group of people didn't dare to mess around. Seeing Lin Dong's strength was a way to death. Unless they sent out planes and cannons, who would dare to fight?

A strong man from the Heaven Realm smashed the front of a truck with one punch...

"Finally I can have a good rest. Let's eat some snail noodles first, with some stinky tofu. Isn't that stinkier? And there's also Happy Fat House Water... a must-have for otakus and losers..."

Lin Dong was eating while looking at his phone. He happened to see a chat record of 99 plus in the King group. He opened it and saw...

It was Nongyao Hua, Nongyao Daxian, Diba, Yang Mi, and a mysterious guy, who chatted and basically asked him about Lin Dong's situation...

Lin Dong was very proud. What a group of bad friends...

"Is your son of a bitch... still alive? Come online and play King..." Nongyao Hua slapped Lin Dong.

"This guy must be a monster... he hasn't been online for a long time..." Nongyao Daxian complained. He was really busy because of the expiration of his contract recently.

"He must be peeking at the screen... Lin Dong has gone back..." Diba said unhappily.

"I'm coming..." Lin Dong stroked his forehead, Diba really has a foul mouth...

"It's OK if you're coming, you're dragging your feet, you're not reliable at all, you should be beaten to death..." The mysterious person in the group said a few arrogant and sarcastic remarks.

Lin Dong was speechless, isn't this the Wild King? He used to stand on top with Yao, pushing all the way, so friendly, why is he now targeting himself?

"That Wild King... did I offend you?" Lin Dong said unhappily.

"Whether I offend you or not, you know..." The mysterious Wild King suddenly said another sentence.

"Okay... Stop making trouble... We are all playing games together, and we haven't met before, why are you so tit-for-tat?"

Yang Mi couldn't stand it anymore, I am also curious, when did these two people have a relationship, and suddenly they are incompatible, with strong momentum, and almost fighting.

So....

Under the leadership of Yang Mi, the old farmer, everyone took their positions. Lin Dong still passively chose Yao, Nongyao Hua was on the top, Nongyao was the shooter, and Diba watched and played...

Lin Dong once again rode on the mysterious wild king, and seemed dissatisfied, and continued to push forward, harvesting five stars again...

"By the way... I have returned to China, and I will find you in a while, and prepare a feast." The mysterious wild king suddenly said.

"Wow... Why are you back?" Diba exclaimed.

"Of course I miss you, how about it? How about being my little lady? Let me spoil you..." The mysterious wild king smiled and joked.

"Okay! I, Sister Mi, and Sister Yan are all waiting for your pampering, hehe..." Diba answered happily.

"It's a must... Just don't let some bad guys follow..." The mysterious wild king said something and went offline.

Lin Dong wanted to beat him up. This damn wild king actually poached his girlfriend and implied that he was a bad guy. Uncle can't stand it, and aunt can't stand it even more...

After seeing the other party quickly go offline, Lin Dong finally retracted his mouth cannon...

"Damn Lin Dong... Are you still angry? How about treating you to spicy hot pot? Sister will pay for it..." Diba sent a private message.

"No... I have to go to the factory to screw tomorrow..." Lin Dong refused...

"If you don't want to eat, then don't eat..." Diba was angry. Why do you, a host, do so many side jobs? And going to the factory to screw, it's really infuriating.

Lin Dong touched his nose. Women are so weird. After stretching, he fell asleep and enjoyed the comfort of every day.

The next morning...

Lin Dong went downstairs and bought a tea egg, plus a cup of soy milk, which cost four yuan. The cost of living is getting higher and higher.

An old man in the park not far away had a rope around his neck, just like a birthday man hanging himself...

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for activating the identity of a Feng Shui master, obtaining the sixteen-character Feng Shui secret technique, and finding a Feng Shui treasure land..."

System prompt.

"I'm fucking... I've become a Feng Shui master all of a sudden. I used to be a fortune teller and a corpse collector in the Yellow River. Now I'm a Feng Shui expert. It's really a one-stop service..."

Lin Dong was speechless, but he learned the sixteen-character Yin-Yang Feng Shui secret technique in a flash. It was indeed profound and all-encompassing.