Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Inside the building...

Everyone was shocked. They didn't expect to start an unprecedented action. It was really exciting and thrilling. There must be some unknown secrets.

"Number One..."

A serious voice sounded. It was Jude Kao who looked old and frail, looking at the woman with Ultraman mask.

"Mr. Jude Kao..."

Ultraman looked at the old man who had half a foot in the coffin. He had been running all his life and was still stubborn until his death.

Compared with the current Qin Shihuang, he didn't want to give in at all. After all, people are afraid of death.

"Let's set off in two days. Help me find a way to send some martial arts secrets to me. By the way, develop it. Can you increase your lifespan..."

"You are an oriental. There are many unknown stories in the ancient civilization. It is really a magical country."

Jude Kao was full of emotion. He was really obsessed with this piece of Shenzhou.

"Yes..."

Ultraman nodded and naturally went to help with the exercises. As long as there is money, human affairs are basically not a problem.

There are countless talented people in this land. From ancient times to the present, what is immortality is just a superstition to many people.

After all, no one has ever seen it...

It seems that after death, there is nothing. Who knows what will happen in the future.

After all, it is impossible for an immortal to come back and tell you that I have ascended...

After all, no one knows what latitude of life belongs to after becoming an immortal, because no one comes back to tell you, there are only legends...

For a while...

In the ancient Shenzhou of the East, a national martial arts learning event was staged, which naturally attracted the attention of major Western media and appeared in the daily newspapers of many countries around the world.

On the island nation...

(The ancient Celestial Empire, since the killing of our Sword Master, all the people have started to learn martial arts. What should we do in the future? Send ambassadors to the Celestial Empire to learn and master the most terrifying martial arts...)

Bangzi Country...

(What peerless martial arts? What heaven-defying skills? They must have stolen ours. Since ancient times, martial arts have been developed by our ancestors step by step, and then spread throughout the East...)

Eagle Sauce Country...

(What a funny group of people. With the rapid development of technology, they have already reached the pinnacle. There are still people who promote retro. Is this a step backward in history?)

Western European countries...

(The mysterious East has always been the most knowledgeable country. It actually promotes martial arts for all the people. It's really ridiculous. How can it compare with the power of technology?)

(Haha... Our ancestors were a group of pirates. They were hungry for three days and nine meals. In the end, they took airplanes and cannons and blew open the ancient gate of the East. From then on, they became rich. What dares this group of Oriental people to do retro?)

All over the world. .....

Only some rebellious countries in the East are eyeing it and want to snatch it, while many Western countries are just watching a joke...

Just like the Qing Dynasty, without any scientific support, it gradually fell behind, and the big fat pig in the East was robbed by the world powers...

It's either backward or beaten...

It's because you are so rich...

.........

One morning...

It was a bit rainy outside, and a gust of cold wind blew, making people shiver. It was really a bit cold. After all, after the dry weather, the wet rain in the south really made people uncomfortable.

Lin Dong got up early, sat cross-legged on the bed, and practiced the martial arts secrets once. After all, each martial arts book needs to be practiced once.

Whether it is the Beiming Divine Art...

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms...

Tathagata Palm...

Heavenly Foot...

These heaven-defying skills are unparalleled in the world, and they must be learned in full. It must be said that for Lin Dong, it is easy to operate.

The only thing he could do was to be able to shatter a building with one palm, just like the special effects in Stephen Chow's movies...

Lin Dong couldn't do it for the time being, because it was too scary...

This kind of martial arts no longer belonged to the basic martial arts, but high-level martial arts, and the next one was cultivation...

After practicing for a full hour...

Lin Dong finished, washed up and went to have breakfast. A bowl of snail noodles was indeed refreshing and refreshing. After all, this stuff depends on one's taste.

"It's been more than half a month, and you don't have a side job?" Lin Dong was confused. Is there something wrong with the way he opened it recently?

Lin Dong opened the live broadcast room...

Tens of thousands of local chickens swarmed in...

"Fuck... The anchor finally broadcasted... Do you know how I have been doing these ten days? I can't eat well and I don't sleep enough. It's really tortured...."

"Master Lin... I can't live without you, I almost can't live, let me give birth to a baby for you!"

"Fuck... I met a female baby... Master Lin is really heavy-handed, suffocating..."

"Master Lin... May I ask if you have any side jobs recently? I want to know what other unknown skills you have, and I look forward to you getting an identity as a cultivator..."

"Host... What should I do if I practice the Sunflower Manual? I am an only child... Waiting online, very anxious..."

"Fuck... People nowadays are really getting more and more powerful... Everything takes off. It is said that after practicing to the extreme, you can have menstruation and become a woman again..."

"Brother... Stop it... This is not scientific at all. If you don't believe it, ask Master Lin. There is no such thing as a heaven-defying transformation into a woman..."

"The national atmosphere has changed recently... Is science the only truth? This time, we are promoting martial arts for all the people. No one knows what the future will be like. It is really an era of ups and downs..."

Among the millions of chickens, there are all kinds of characters, and there are naturally many problems. Anyway, it has nothing to do with him, Lin Dong.

Lin Dong only wants to activate a side job, practice well, and thus gain the ability to defy the heavens.

"Family members... This is originally a personal matter. Don't ask such stupid questions in the future. Martial arts are just to make everyone healthy, not to break the law..."

Lin Dong said nonsense seriously.

Everyone's mouth twitched...

This short exchange was indeed full of anxiety. Most people are suitable for being content with the status quo, don't like challenges, and are afraid of being quieted by cannons.

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for activating a new side job - Desert Traveler. The reward is preliminary sword control skills. It needs to be sent after completing the desert trip..."

System prompt.

"Fuck... Fuck... Fuck... Dog system... You are really a great system. Finally, I see a little bit of something defying the heavens. "

Lin Dong was really excited. This desert journey must be completed, especially riding the wind and flying the sword. How happy it is?

It is said that in high-end martial arts, you can fly with a sword, which is the elementary version of sword-riding. I wonder if it can carry people?

So, Lin Dong immediately went back to the dormitory, packed his luggage, put on a straw hat, held a stick, and headed to the police station in a mighty manner...