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After Lin Dong diagnosed the child...

He roughly judged the situation, and his eyes were extremely sharp, which surprised everyone. Did something big happen?

"How is Teacher Lin Dong?" The child's mother was very anxious and wanted to take his place. It was really pitiful for the parents.

"How is Lin Dong?" Tana was also very nervous.

Da Da Da...

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door. Captain Wang Qiankun arrived. After seeing the situation in the house, he breathed a sigh of relief and did not disturb everyone.

Because this is Lin Dong's home court...

"I need to perform acupuncture, but I don't have it with me now. I need to go to the town to buy some acupuncture immediately. You wait..." Lin Dong was about to leave.

"What's wrong with him?" Captain Wang Qiankun was very concerned and asked after all.

"He is possessed by a ghost... I need to perform the Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles..." Lin Dong said solemnly with a sharp look in his eyes.

Hiss...

The whole audience gasped in disbelief. Does this mysterious thing really exist?

If it were anyone else, they would have questioned Lin Dong's charlatanism. After all, being possessed by a ghost is too weird. As for the Thirteen Ghost Needles, it is the real deal...

It is said that it was created by the King of Medicine Sun Simiao...

"Don't get me wrong... You must believe in science. The so-called possession by ghosts is a kind of mental illness. Just don't think about it." Lin Dong said and set off...

The millions of chickens in the live broadcast room were in an uproar...

"Fuck... Fuck... As soon as Captain Wang Qiankun arrived, the friction between this pair of cp was never a good thing. It was an exchange that shocked 1.4 billion people..."

"Is there really such a thing as being possessed by a ghost? I heard from the older generation that some people went crazy and took off their clothes and danced, lifting a huge stone of four or five hundred kilograms with their hands. I can't believe it..."

"It is said that The ghost possession in the rumor is unscientific. It is actually a mental illness outbreak, which makes the whole body function have a wrong judgment, thus bursting out amazing power..."

"Hehe...you know nothing, any wrong judgment must be a ghost possession, our ancestors have said..."

"Damn...this guy has a hole in his brain...others are popularizing science to you, but what are you doing?"

"I am looking forward to the Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate. According to rumors, this kind of mysterious method, once it is developed, will make the evil ghosts disappear into ashes..."

"Master Lin is a master of traditional Chinese medicine. He must have some hidden means of fighting. Let's wait and see..."

Thousands of chickens are chirping, they are really curious...

Because at this point, many people are very curious, can traditional Chinese medicine cure diseases?

After all, it is very unscientific...

The technique of three dishes and one soup in Western medicine has caused many people to suffer, otherwise Chinese medicine would have been extinct long ago...

Lin Dong will be back in about half an hour. After all, he can perform Qinggong with all his strength and move hundreds of meters away with one step. He is simply awesome...

Holding a box of acupuncture that he had bought hard, Lin Dong appeared in the hut again. Everyone looked at Lin Dong. Is it true that a ghost possesses you?

"Are you okay?" Lin Dong asked the child.

Hehe...

The child sneered at Lin Dong, laughing and laughing, as if he was a fool, which was creepy.

"Okay... In this case, I will take action..." Lin Dong held the other party with one hand, muttering something in his mouth, because the thirteen needles of the ghost gate require a formula...

One needle is in the ghost palace, that is, Ren Zhong, and the needle is inserted three points.

Two needles are in the ghost letter, that is, Shao Shang, and the needle is inserted three points.

Three needles are in the ghost fort, that is, Yin Bai, and the needle is inserted two points.

Four needles are in the ghost heart, that is, Da Ling, and the needle is inserted five points.

Five needles, ghost road, namely Shenmai (fire needle), three times.

Six needles, ghost pillow, namely Fengfu, two fen.

Seven needles, ghost bed, namely Jiache, five fen.

Eight needles, ghost market, namely Chengjiang, three fen.

Nine needles, ghost cave, namely Laogong, two fen.

Ten needles, ghost hall, namely Shangxing, two fen.

Lin Dong inserted needle after needle, and the child screamed, heartbroken, crying and struggling, but there was nothing he could do, because the hand pressing on him was too scary...

"Mom and Dad... hurry up and save me, this guy is going to kill me..." The child screamed and looked at his parents with a broken heart.

"My son..." The child's mother was about to run up.

"Don't move..." The child's father shouted loudly.

Because Lin Dong didn't make a sound, he must not be disturbed, otherwise he would fail. Even if he was very sad, he had to continue.

"The thirteen needles are to seal the ghosts, and they will disappear from now on. Heaven has reincarnation, and God has mercy on all. You must leave quickly, otherwise you will be reduced to ashes..."

Lin DongdaA shout, the sound is like a bell, making people feel extremely comfortable, and all ghosts and gods are shocked.

"Oh oh... I don't want it..." The child is in great pain.

"Okay... the eleventh needle..." Lin Dong inserted it.

"Ah..." The child screamed to the sky, howling like a ghost

"The twelfth needle... after this needle is dropped, there is no turning back. The acupuncturist will never give the thirteenth needle, because it will damage the Yin virtue. Have you considered it?" Lin Dong's eyes were like torches.

He just wanted to save people...

"I'll go... I'll go..." The child cried to the sky, shouting non-stop.

"Okay... I'll let you go..." Lin Dong took back the acupuncture.

A gust of cold wind blew...

Everyone shuddered...

The child didn't cry anymore, just fell asleep, no nonsense, no weird things, everything was fine...

Everyone's scalp was numb...

What about believing in science?

It's fine if you're just doing acupuncture...

You're also doing something to exorcise ghosts...

Millions of country folks have already gone numb...

"Who in the family understands! Didn't you just say you believed in science? How come this ghost possession, is it real? Shit..."

"Master Lin, why don't you explain it? This is clearly a story about gods and ghosts, you're really fooling us..."

"Why are the Thirteen Ghost Needles so terrifying? Can ghosts be nailed to death? It's unbelievable, chilling..."

"I've heard a little bit about it. The Thirteen Ghost Needles are for the souls of ghosts, just like nailing a person to a rack..."

"Hiss... I've heard that ghosts can kill people with a needle. There are weaknesses, and the Thirteen Ghost Needles are aimed at each weakness. Once the thirteen needles are placed, the soul will be truly scattered..."

"Fuck... these Thirteen Ghost Needles are too scary... they can even kill ghosts..."

"By the way... weren't we just talking about science? Why did we get to metaphysics? Is it true that ghosts possess you?"

"Stop it... it's definitely not true..."

Millions of chickens started to make a fuss again...

Ghosts can't exist...

For example, some people say that they have seen dragons. From ancient times to the present, there are many legends, but in the end, it is just a legend...

It's like seeing a ghost, it's completely fictitious, it's just a mess.

Lin Dong looked at everyone's shocked faces, touched his nose, and explained casually, saying: "It's just a fantasy. This kid must have been stimulated by something. Next, I'll give him some food..."

Lin Dong immediately prescribed some Chinese medicine for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, relieving constipation, digestion, and warming and nourishing. After all, he had eaten too many earthworms and the like.

As long as it is properly adjusted in the future, and psychological counseling is added, it will be cured sooner or later. After all, for this thing, the later treatment is the top priority...

This farce will end soon...

"Don't you want to explain it?" Captain Wang Qiankun looked at Lin Dong solemnly.

"What do you mean? What should I explain?" Lin Dong frowned.

"Didn't you say you saw a savage? Don't you want to explain it?" Captain Wang Qiankun stared at Lin Dong.

"How do I know what a savage is? I just saw a back figure and couldn't catch up..." Lin Dong waved his hand.

"And..." Wang Qiankun stared at him again.

"What else?" Lin Dong was confused.

"You are flirting again, kid. I checked the information of Tana. She is indeed from the Western Regions, a family of three, not some Loulan Queen..." Wang Qiankun warned Lin Dong.

"Misunderstanding... all misunderstanding..." Lin Dong explained immediately.

"Explanation is covering up..." Captain Wang Qiankun said something very philosophical, and continued: "The higher-ups have handed over the situation here to the supernatural department..."

"Is it 749?" Lin Dong asked curiously.