Fake Slackers

When Shen Jie received the call from He Dynasty, it was close to 1: 00 a.m.

He reached out and touched his phone unwittingly. He didn't touch it for half a day. He only touched a beach of saliva on his mouth. This made him sit up confused and in a very uncomfortable mood: “... in the middle of the night, who? ”

Sleep well and suddenly wake up. Anyone on hold will get a little irritated, but Shen Jie immediately changed his attitude when he saw the big words "Towards Brother” on the phone screen.

Brother Chao, what can I do for you? ”Shen Jie turned on the lamp and sat up," In the middle of the night, on a quiet night, would you like a 13-scented lobster or the famous raw frying bag on Yang Yuan Road? Or a chat service? ”

“ …… ”

Shen Jie was ready to climb the mountain of swords and descend into the sea of fire, but he simply said to his brother: "Ask you a question. ”

“Ask! Ask! ”

“Do you think that Xie Yu... is the same Xie Yu you know,” He Dynasty doesn't know how to say, he grabbed his hair, twisted it for two seconds, and came up with a phrase that kept Shen Jie asleep all night, "Would he agree to let me hold him to sleep? ”

Shen Jie felt the whole person had been struck: "Huh? ”

He just hasn't been attending three shifts very often lately, missed something important?

Why things go to such strange places.

Are you dreaming? Maybe you're not awake?

“Brother Chao, I don't think either Xie Yu, whom I know, or Xie Yu, whom you know, will agree.” Shen Jie replied in a trance, “I can't even imagine how many different ways you would die. ”

He Dynasty said, "Is this so absolute? ”

Shen Jie: “Absolutely, more than absolutely. ”

Shen Jie finished his speech and felt that he had been particularly disappointed to call his brother. Such disappointment was not a normal disappointment. It mixed with many unspeakable emotions, making it hard to see clearly.

Xie Yu didn't wait until He Chao came knocking on the door the next day to call him for breakfast.

Before he went out, he looked across the bedroom, the door was tightly closed and there was no movement. After hesitating twice, I still didn't knock on the door and go straight to the classroom.

“Speaking of our school dormitory building, it was really weird," I heard Wanda spreading chaotic news as soon as I walked into the classroom, "Didn't I say I heard knocking on the second floor the other day? Not last night. It's really weird. A lot of people heard it. It's definitely not hallucinations. ”

Liu Jinhao couldn't reside at school, and was not moved by these strange conversations: “Don't scare yourselves here. Don't believe in science, okay? Follow me, believe in science. ”

Xu Qingqing: “All things worked out, just say it twice and you'll have to pay it back. Why didn't this happen to our girl in bed? She was really going to knock on my door. I opened the door and blew her head off. ”

At this point, a boy slowly raised his hand at the bottom: “I... I heard it too, it's true. Last night, there was a knock on the third floor. ”

He Dynasty did not come, Shen Jie ran to the third class very diligently.

Shen Jie sat in the seat of He Dynasty: “Where's Chao? Not yet?”

Xie Yu gave him a look and let him taste it.

Shen Jiexipin came out, it was cursing him of his nonsense, but he was really curious whether the Ha Dynasty had implemented some strange and dangerous idea last night, and asked: “Did you sleep well last night? ”

The rumor of knocking on the third floor was so loud that Xie Yu categorized him directly as an gossip player. "What do you think? ”

“I think perhaps… you have suffered some… hmm… harassment? ”

By the time He Dynasty arrived, the morning lesson was halfway through.

“Brother Chao, Teacher Tang asked you to go to his office at noon.” Liu Jinhao just came back from the teacher's office and saw He Chao slowly walking into class. He finished and paused again. “- You dark circle, it's a bit heavy. ”

He Zhao got up in such a hurry that he couldn't figure out how to sort it out. He was lowering his head and stuffing the red rope necklace into the neckline of his school uniform: “I see. ”

Townsend received a complaint from his teacher in the morning about how your class was always short of manpower and thought the school was home. If you wanted to come to class, you wouldn't come. He apologized for the absenteeism and calmed down the anger of the teachers: "Yes, I must have spoken of him well. It's not true. ”

By the time that absent head arrived, Townsend had prepared long words and wanted to have a good chat with the classmate.

“He Dynasty classmate, you sit down. ”

He Dynasty also met the teacher who would invite him to sit down for the first time. After sitting down doubtfully, he heard Dunson say the second half: “… because we may have a little bit more to talk about this time. ”

Half an hour later, He Dynasty realized exactly how much “maybe a little bit more” was.

“I know you young people have your own ideas, and it's normal not to study," Townsend said, stopping for a few sips, continuing, "I can totally understand, but I'm not interested in a subject, escape is not a very good solution, a man, have the will, the courage to challenge, the courage to climb the summit. ”

He interrupted: "… how long will you be speaking? ”

Townsend looked at the outline of his conversation and honestly said, "It's only three fifths now, with a few more blocks behind it. ”

“ …… ”

At the end of the day, the class bell rang, and Townsend stopped saying, "So that's where we're talking today. ”

"Before the voice went down, He Chao got up and wanted to leave, but Tansen turned his head and said," You dark circle... ”

He Dynasty held his hand against the door. For the first time, he felt it was a troublesome thing to be called by the teacher to talk in the past: “We young people, we have a rich nightlife. ”

When He Dynasty returned, he fell back on his desk and slept.

His collar button was not fastened, his neck was wide open, and the red rope hung around his neck slipped out. Xie Yu accidentally saw a few eyes and thought it was really bad weather.

Several girls stood in the corridor, pointing at them, with their mouths covered, not knowing what they were saying, and their faces excited.

Since the beginning of school, these girls have often been with each other, with a cup of water, coming to fetch hot water after each lesson, and then standing in the corridor with the cup without knowing what to do. Someone in the class bet who they were visiting. Wanda put 50 bucks in there and couldn't wait to finally come to Ho Chao, daring him to help test it.

At that time He said to his mouth, "That must have come to see me." He walked to the window, holding his hand against the edge of the window. Before he spoke, the girls ran away with their faces covered.

Wanda jumped right up and shouted, "I won! Yeah!”

He Dynasty hasn't quite figured it out yet: "What did you win? Who the hell are they visiting? Run without talking... very rude. ”

Wanda came back from joy and figured out something wrong: “Brother Chao, you... your thoughts on girls... this ability to understand...”

“Hello.”

Xie Yu shouted.

He Dynasty did not respond.

Xie Yu leaned back, lifted his hand to pick up the English book, rolled it in his hand, and knocked directly on his head.

“…” He opened an eye, "What are you doing? ”

Xie Yu pointed to his chest: “Clothes, get dressed. ”

He Dynasty hasn't reacted yet: "Ah? ”

Xie Yu said: "Spicy eyes. ”

He Zhao said, "You're blind, brother, you're in excellent shape." He buttoned up the button and heard Xie Yu say, "Did you sleep last night? ”

He Dynasty raised his head: “After all these days at the same table, it's no use. Are you caring about me? ”

“Yeah,” Xie Yu scoffed unambiguously, "wondering if you were too scared to sleep by the knocking on the door last night. ”

“ …… ”

He Zhaoxin said he was freaking out.

He has never really been afraid of anything, fear of ghosts is an exception.

There is a mother who tells fairy tales about horror as a Green fairy tale. Without practicing immune function, the shadow of childhood cannot be deeper. Almost a conditional reflex has been formed.

But he's a man of honor.

“How is that possible? ”

The Ho Dynasty repeated: “Impossible. ”

“What are you talking about?” Wanda came over and picked an empty seat nearby and sat down, "Well, there's something I really don't want to tell you. ”

Liu Jinhao also slowly wandered over and said, "Can we look at your copy? ”

Next lesson English implicit.

The English teacher in their class grabbed the vocabulary very tightly, and if the silence did not pass, he had to take the time to go back to her office to be silent.

Classmates have already made "notes” on the table. They basically moved a little bit. The difference is just not remembering much. Wanda argued with Liu Jinhao for half a day who's better at copying: “Me, look, you will never be discovered. What's yours, it's long overdue...”

Liu Jinhao covered the small copy written on the table with a book, consciously satisfied: “What do you know? I am an enduring man. ”

They argued and inadvertently found the worst two people in the class, one sleeping and one playing with his cell phone, calming down.

“Perhaps the two of them have already made a small copy? ”

“Actually, I don't think it's safe to write on the table. Why don't you ask them? They're both more experienced. ”

“Their technique must be exuberant. ”

“ …… ”

In the eagerly awaited eyes of Wanda and Liu Jinhao, He Dynasty gave the standard answer: “Where is so much going on? Just open the book and copy it. ”

Xie Yu: “…"

Wanda stunned for a while and reacted: “There is a copy without a copy. ”

Liu Jinhao: “Bull batch cattle batch. ”

But it turns out that He Dynasty is less powerful than they imagined.

Spread out the book, and you can't find the word.

“Where?” He Dynasty turns the page back and forth, “how can the English language be spoken later, is it the word of this unit? ”

Xie Yu had always thought that he had played a poor student in the past few years and could be said to be pure green. Now he finds that he is still far from home. The real poor student is far more retarded than he thought.