Fake Slackers

“If you write nonconforming, find time for yourself to come to the office. ”

The English teacher just finished class 2 next door, and took the approved three shifts of silent writing paper with him and sent it over after class. She stood at the door and ordered, "He Dynasty, you can do it very well. It's like writing a question. If you can't do it, wait for the next one, and finally hand me a blank sheet of paper? ”

Xie Yu couldn't help but laughed down.

He Dynasty put his shoulder on the same table. “No conscience, I just let you show me twice you won't give it to me...”

Xie Yu choked back: “Where's the trouble? Spread the book directly. ”

He Dynasty speechless.

When he wrote that lesson, Xie Yu hesitated for a while. He felt that he could not really break through that stage. He honestly copied the words and carefully controlled the correct rate to 60%.

He dynasty turned over the book for a while, Yu glanced at Xie Yu and began to make the same table idea: “How could you write half of it? ”

Xie Yu nodded: “Surprised? ”

The English teacher continued: "… The rest of Xu Qingqing went on to see what was wrong with her. Homework tonight is a set of unit test papers, do it carefully, next week's monthly exam, don't give our class so many points to be ashamed of. ”

The teacher said something he didn't pay attention to, so he heard Xie Yu suddenly come and say: “Look to your right hand. ”

“What are you looking at,” He Dynasty unclear, so he turned around, “Nothing...”

Speaking of which, it stops.

Wanda and Liu Jinhao.

The two men were staring at them individually with an extremely complex eye.

The He Dynasty could almost see an eighty-hundred-word essay in their faces, or the kind that scrolls automatically: I thought you were the king of small crossings, but you secretly handed over white rolls.

His eyes were burning, as if to stare him through.

“ …… ”

He Zhaoqi glanced away as if he saw nothing. He turned his head and asked Xie Yu: “What to eat at night? ”

You can sneak out for a meal in the evening while the school door is open.

Though boarding students are not allowed to leave the school at random, there was so much traffic at school that the mad dogs couldn't care less.

The dining room dishes are flat, the craft is no better, the cook's hand shakes more salt, that's normal phenomenon, the soup is so small that it can't be served, there are only a few winter melons in a large pot of steak soup.

He Dynasty added: "I asked Shen Jie to take a good place in the Golden List in advance. Will we go together after class? ”

“Golden list?” Xie Yu asked.

He Dynasty directly when he defaulted, lowered his head to Shen Jie Hui: take up one more, and I will come to the same table.

Xie Yu could not refuse.

He eats more selectively, but rarely goes out of school.

Within 500 meters of the Second Secondary School, there are a dozen small restaurants, the competition is quite fierce, and a lot of thought has been put into competing for customers. But they didn't offer a discount, no discount, no second half price, and the whole street restaurant industry started a wave of renaming.

Even roadside trolleys and BBQ stalls that will be blown away by city pipes can be called BBQ 985.

It was astonishing to stand at the front door of the school and look at the past.

The Golden Ping Restaurant is at the end of the street, furthest from the school, turning around is the other street, also the quietest.

Shen Jie picked a table for four, sat down and looked at the menu and waited.

The menu is basically filled with home-cooked dishes. Shen Jiechi ticked some of the usual dishes. He also touched his cell phone and asked him: "I'm ordering dishes. What did your master Yu eat?" What's wrong with that?

He Dynasty recalled the last time sweet soy milk and sugar-free soy milk, and felt that the problem of taboo made Xie Yu say that he could say about three days and three nights.

- Coriander, spring onion, garlic, greasy or too sweet, preferably no chili.

Shen Jie looked at the news of He Chao coming back and fell into contemplation. He seriously turned the menu. For the first time, he felt that the task carried on his shoulder was so heavy: “Boss, can you chili chickens not put spicy? Lower the oil, don't put the onions. ”

When he finished, he felt that the spicy chicken had lost its dignity.

“… I'll take a look at it later. ”

Shen Jie looked at the menu with a headache. To He Dynasty Hair: Is it so troublesome, you guys are trying to make it difficult for me.

HE Dynasty: You should be thankful, that's just the part I can remember.

The Golden Book restaurant has been open for many years, and the setting looks a little old, with a big squeaky fan hanging from the top.

Xie Yu walked to the door and saw a small banner hanging from the store door, with four words set in Phnom Penh: the title of the gold list.

There are already table people eating inside, it doesn't look like the middle of the second, such a yellow hairy, can be pulled out of the second shelf by Director Kang with his hands.

“Here.” Shen Jie stood up and waved.

He Dynasty pushed the door, there was a string of bells on the door, and the string of bells rang for a while with this action.

Several yellow hairs were drinking at the next table, and they saw someone come in, put the glass against their mouth, looked at them obliquely, and then poured the wine down their head not slowly.

The most prominent of them, a snake with a fang-dancing claw around his neck, drilled into his collar.

“Sit down,” said Shen Jie, “to play beer? ”

The famous boss of Hehe sits on the second floor of the east and west, it must be a drink. Shen Jie's mind can show this image: they are eating food, drinking alcohol, remembering the years when they were big brothers.

Then he heard Xie Yu say three words: "Mineral water. ”

He closed the menu and said three words: "Watermelon juice. ”

Shen Jie: “…”

Shen Jie had a lot of nonsense. He Dynasty also showed three points of coldness under his support. Xie Yu felt that he and Zhou Dalei were together to talk about the two.

“Our class teacher, didn't he run that remedial class in private? I don't know who reported it to him, stabbed him at the Education Bureau...”

Shen Jie said vigorously, one person next to him walked over, probably drunk, not very steady when getting up, hit them at the table, just hit Shen Jie: “Sorry, that, a little dizzy. ”

The man apologized and fell into the bathroom behind his right.

He suddenly chopsticks: “Wait. ”

The man paced.

He Zhao rose up and slowly walked over to the person. "What's the matter with you? ”

“Brother Chao, it's okay, just hit it," Shen Jie advised, "... how can you drink watermelon juice on fire? ”

Xie Yu looked up and saw that there was a snake in his neck dropping the glass. He also gave eyes to several people around him.

He Dynasty said: "Silly □ □, you just set me on fire, you touch your own pockets, there is nothing missing. ”

Shen Jie stunned. It took him a few seconds to react. Then he realized he was touching his pocket: “Where's my wallet...”

Xie Yu finished the last meal in the bowl and added chopsticks of green vegetables.

“Very good at small moves, pretty skilled in business. ”

He Dynasty raised his hand and lifted his sleeve to reveal a truncated wrist.

Then he approached the man, and he reached out to touch his pocket, and he actually touched a soft leather thing. The man subconsciously thought that he would not let people smoke it out, and He Dynasty said: “I'll just fucking say it once, let go. ”

“Dude, misunderstand.” The yellow fur words with snakes contain a few threats, which means climbing down the stairs before it happens.

He Dynasty smiled and provoked: “Then you may have misunderstood the word misunderstanding. ”

So the person with the snake in his neck fell chopsticks and stood up with his brother, seven or eight yellow heads, looking at the array was quite huge.

Shen Jie looked at the number of people in his camp and wanted to say to He Dynasty: Forget it, I also have ten dollars in my wallet...

With all these things, He Chao didn't even see it in his eyes, but the momentum was still going to come out. He shouted to Yu: “Xie, come here! ”

The atmosphere is sword-shaped and a vicious battle is triggered.

Shen Jie Zhongcai, others watched him hang out with He Dynasty all day, thought he was also a powerful character, in fact, he was not very good at fighting, He Dynasty did not expect him.

However, Xie Yu was still picking fish thorns. He grabbed the chopsticks and carefully picked out one fish thorn: “Fight first until I finish eating. ”

Shen Jie: “…”

He Dynasty: “…”

Xie Yu was in a good mood today, didn't want to kill him, but there was always a fool who came up to give him a head.

“What, look down on us?” Yellow fur walked to their table, lifted the plate of fish, kicked it off the table again, didn't kick it over, and stepped on the plate of fish meat on the floor, "Eat, I let you eat, lick it on your knees. ”

Xie Yu: “…”

“You should at least leave me a head. ”

Out of the door of the Golden Book Restaurant, He Dynasty still said that fighting with Xie Yu was too bad: “Do you have such a robber? I fight well. You have to drag people away to fight. ”

Xie Yu said, "You're too slow. Is that what you call a fight? ”

Three people squatted on the side of the road and Shen Jie grabbed a pack of cigarettes from his pants pocket and lit them calmly and calmly.

The image of the slaughterhouse just now was really shocking.

He adjusted the list of absolutely unattainable people in his mind and decided to rank Xie Yu in front of the mad dog.

He Dynasty fights, walks in abusive/humiliating wind, slowly abuses, during the period will also launch verbal attacks, stimulate each other, can give rise to a pleasant thought: “You better beat me, please beat me hard”. Xie Yu was different. He didn't say anything to kill him. He was like a cabbage player.

After he finished, he said to Shen Jie: "Look at your wallet. There's no money left. ”

Shen Jie pulled his wallet out of his pocket and opened it for them to see: "Yes, there are many. ”

Ten bucks a piece.

Brand new.

“ …… ”

“That's it?” He Dynasty felt that he wasted so much effort, "that's all the money you said earlier, steal it. ”

Xie Yu also said, "Ten fucking bucks? ”

Shen Jie: “I want to say it too, didn't I not have a chance! ”

After another chat, Shen Jie took a look at the time and had to take the bus home. After saying hello to them, she went to the bus station: “Thank you two big brothers for taking the initiative and saving me ten dollars. See you tomorrow, or I'll have to get my ass blown off by my mom. ”

It was dark and the street lights lit up.

Late self-study hours, school doors are closed, and it is estimated that you will have to roll over the wall to enter the school.

He Zhao patted his clothes and stood up: “Let's go. ”

He walked a long way, didn't know who was the first to laugh, then the two suddenly laughed together. He couldn't stop laughing. He choked Xie Yu's neck and whispered: “Fuck you, ten bucks. ”