Fake Slackers

Too hard to beat up.

Listen to the proper tone of voice.

The two teams immediately fought together, couldn't fight, Zhou Dalei couldn't help but take off his shirt and burn all his energy naked, letting them know what happened to piss him off: “Rob me of Ziwu, rob me of Ziwu, I will let you rob me of Ziwu! ”

“No robbery, can it be called robbery? Don't hit your mother in the face! ”

In a mixed-up war--

Xie Yu opened his eyes and watched the young man who had begun the dispute and appeared to be spreading his boss's atmosphere, scratching the water in silence, scratching and leaving the battlefield. The scratching technique was quite superb, and no one could find him sneaking away silently.

As he walked out of the mixed circles, he even lifted his hand and cut his hair.

Very image oriented.

“ …… ”

In the summer, this man was wearing long-sleeved trousers and a mask on his face, unable to see the five officials clearly.

He obviously also wanted to go under the shade. He looked around. Only that part of Xie Yu's station had no sun, so Xie Yu quickly had an extra person around him.

The mask is quite tall, half a head taller than Xie Yu's.

He stood side by side with Xie Yu and then slowly pulled a lollipop, pink, strawberry flavor out of his pocket. He peeled off the sugar coat three or two times, the temperature was too high, the sugar was slightly melted, Xie Yu smelled a sweet taste in the air.

Then the man pulled the mask open, the black fabric loosely pocketed on his chin, held the lollipop for a while, he had no patience eating the sugar, included biting with his teeth for a while, waiting to find a place to throw the garbage, he realized later that the man standing beside him might also be a player from the opposite camp to ask for Ziwu.

Xie Yu put up with it for a while: “What are you looking at? ”

Sneaking a peek at other people and being told directly, the person didn't feel a little uncomfortable, his face pulled the mask back on without changing color, his fingers pulled the edge of the fabric, black fabric and fingers form a sharp contrast, skin color looks kind of unusual white: "Are you on their side too? ”

Xie Yu said, "So what? ”

The mask thought for a while and said, "Friend, after two moves? ”

The war situation across the street was harsh. To be honest, Xie Yu felt embarrassed and didn't really want to do it: “Friend, I urge you to cherish your life. ”

The mask folded the cuffs up by two folds, revealing a slim wrist: "Coincidentally, I like to die. ”

After two rounds, Xie Yu had to admit that he was surprisingly good.

The dry frame position is extremely smooth, cheerful, quick, ruthless, accurate, accidentally gets a bit of pain along the flesh to the bone.

Xie Yu has been in the crowd since he was a kid. He was beaten up a lot when he was a kid. After he was 10 years old, he was basically the only one who beat others up. He rarely experienced the feeling of being suppressed.

But it was just a moment of kung fu. After Xie Yu's trick tripped the mask, the battlefield of the two men turned to the ground. The mask slowed for a while before fixing Xie Yu's arm. He wanted to get out of Xie Yu's body. He couldn't help but be lifted by Xie Yu's knee over his stomach.

“Wait a minute ——” the mask said, "do you know what the surface temperature is today? ”

Despite the hot red warning these past few days, egg loading experiments have been carried out on the ground every day.

Xie Yu would like to say that you are not so weak as a grown man, right?

Just as Xie Yu shook his mind, his mask pressed him directly against one of the folds, the position of the two people changed instantly, and his mask raised his eyebrows - his eyes were deep, his eyebrows were narrow and his eyes were deep.

He stood very close, holding one hand next to Xie Yu's neck, and said, "It's warm, you feel it. ”

“I feel you, Grandpa. ”

Two people were unable to compete several times on the ground.

Xie Yu felt the sudden lightness on his body. Again, the mask climbed up from him very quickly, patting the ashes on his clothes pants, then reaching out to him, pulling him up, suddenly starting to talk nonsense in his mouth: “... my friend, how can you fall so carelessly and flat, be careful when walking, how can I let you walk alone in the park? ”

Xie Yu really couldn't understand the operation: “Are you stupid? ”

The mask said, "You're the idiot. ”

After he finished his mask he shouted to the other side: "Stop - stop it, the cops are here. ”

Xie Yu only heard the police car at this time. Then he saw the other side of the road. Five or six heavily armed policemen descended from the car one after the other, pointing to the front of the road and shouting: “Get down! Hold your head! Gather around and fight! How dare you! ”

They were a little far from the battlefield where the crowd fought, and the mask reacted quickly. They stood with Xie Yu before the police got out of the car, and the police did not expect that there would be two fish under the tree that were single-handedly missed while riding in the cold.

With the mask on Xie Yu's shoulder, the two of them looked like a couple of good brothers walking around the park at 10: 30 in the morning: “You're welcome, my ears work better. So, let's make a statement. What kind of identity do you want? I've thought to myself, I, an innocent crowd who ate too much for a walk in the park to digest. ”

Xie Yu apathetically said: "I, too lazy to care for you. ”

Mask: “…”

Xie Yu said, “Are you afraid of the police when you come out to fight? ”

“No fear,” the mask shrugged, "it doesn't matter," just feels troubled. ”

They were supposed to be lucky enough to send a dozen policemen away under pressure, but the people were worse than the heavens.

One of the brothers with poor psychological qualities had a broken mentality. He looked left and right. He couldn't find his brother. He turned his head and looked. He was standing under the tree, so he panicked and shouted like a chicken looking for a chicken mother: "--Chao! ”

“ …… ”

He Chao's heart is really 10,000 words of national scolding.

Xie Yu: “Brother Zhao? You?”

He Dynasty said, "I said I am not. Will you believe me? ”

Xie Yu broke the hand that He Dynasty had laid on his shoulder, and the fraternal play code came to an end. He immediately turned his face and refused to recognize anyone: “You should ask the police if they believe you. ”

The police naturally don't believe it.

I'd rather kill him by mistake than let him go. We'll catch him first.

The police stood in front of the two of them and looked at this and at that. I wasn't sure who "Chao Brother” was for a while: “Chao Brother? Who is it?”

He Dynasty took the initiative to claim the name of walking in Jianghu: “Me, it's me. His name is Ha Ming Dynasty, Zhuoyue Dynasty. ”

Before she could save herself, Xie Yu broke up with them and heard the person next to him who had just pulled him out of the ground and wanted to make a confession with him tell the police: “Uncle Police, he was the target of my beating. ”

Xie Yu: “…” Thank you so much.

“Take them all with you. Get them all back! ”

Police Department.

There were too many of them, seventeen or eighteen people lined up to walk in, a long line like a red carpet, and after walking to the designated place, people split into two rows, squatting face to face and holding their heads, especially like criminals on television.

Zhou Dalei also felt a little fresh, using his elbow to top Xie Yu: “Xie, you think we don't look like drug dealers right now, this treatment —— I've only seen it on TV, so think about the police comrades in Blackwater Town. It's really kind of you to at least give them a stool. ”

Xie Yu: “Want to sit on the bench again? Just think about it. ”

He Dynasty squatted across from Xie Yu. He couldn't help but laugh.

The policeman sitting in the middle of the table knocked on the table: "What, you think you're here for a tea party? And you, why are you laughing? Why are you still wearing this thing on your face? You know how embarrassing it is. Take it off. ”

He took off his mask in cooperation: "No, I am allergic to UV rays. ”

“Then you're a good fighter, too. ”

He Dynasty said: "There is no way, for the tribe. I'm actually a peace lover and don't like to kill. ”

Zhou Dalei put his elbow over Xie Yu again. He put up with it again. He couldn't stand it. “Fuck you, you're so handsome. ”

Xie Yu: “Zhou Dalei, do you think it would be appropriate for you to crouch in the situation now and face a man's idiot? ”

He Dynasty heard him and was in a good mood to salute him: “Brother, you are handsome too. ”

Zhou Dalei laughed and thought the guy was a little funny: "Hey, are you mixed up? Looks a little westerly. ”

The man in front of him squatted, but the momentum was not diminished. Hairstyle is clean and smooth, most of the forehead is exposed outside, nose beam is tall and tall, eyes are narrow, eyes are deep together, when looking at others, the eyes seem to speak, unpredictable, dangerous and scattered.

“I was a hybrid of eight nations, and my ancestors mixed three generations on the European side, and then developed into South-East Asia. My dad's Arab, my mom's French.” The look on Zhou Dalei's face became more and more admirable. He paused and said incredibly, "... do you believe that? I'm Chinese, purebred, not mixed. ”

Seeing as the two were about to build friendship beyond hatred, the police finally moved into focus and strangled the friendship in the cradle: “Which one of you says, what's the matter with this? Why fight? ”

Zhou Dalei jumped up immediately: “Because they stole from me! My Purple Martial Arts, that's my courage and faith! ”

The police told him to stop: "Son five? Still robbing? ”

Xie Yu had a headache, and he felt a little ashamed about the rest of it.

Indeed, Zhou Dalei only listened to Zhou Dalei seriously said: “It is a treasure knife used by Pangu to open up the world. It has 999 + defense value and attack power. With it, I can rule the world and sell money. The main thing is to sell money. ”

“We didn't steal it," another group of people said, unhappy. "How can you say it was stolen? The ancient knife fell to the ground without writing its name. ”

The police suspected that they had caught a group of psychopaths.

In an effort to restore the most real motive for the fight and gain a deeper understanding of the context of the incident, several policemen downloaded Genesis, an online game.

The context of this dragon is ridiculous.

They said that they had gathered to fight and that no one had been injured, and that the police had stopped by the time they arrived and had not seen any fire.

“Who has Pangu's knife? ”

Someone raised their hand: "I, I have it. ”

There are sentencing standards in the mind of the police: "You sign in to your account. ”

“Going up, in my backpack, is the purple one, hmm right...”

Then the police took over the mouse and, in the right-click attribute, clicked Discard.

“I want to tell you that Pangushen is nothing in front of a harmonious society.” Police justice turned its back, facing a group of weepless "criminal teenagers” and said, “Can it be more precious than peace in the motherland? ”

Zhou Dalei: “…!? ”

Xie Yu: “…”

He Dynasty: “…”