Fake Slackers

The King of the Wholesale Battle symbol Pangu Knife was thus abandoned at the foot of Mount Wild Pig Mountain.

Zhou Dalei felt that his heart had been stabbed with a sword, or the whole piercing type, commonly known as heart fixation.

A bunch of internet junkies who had fallen into the game almost jumped at Uncle Policeman's mouse, but the remnants of reason kept pulling them: no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on.

The police pointed to the computer screen, where a wild boar was running around next to a brilliant pan of ancient magic knives: "It's just a virtual prop. I don't object to your teenagers playing games, but play properly and have the right values. We continue to say to return to a harmonious society, a harmonious society...”

After a half-hour of ideological education, their minds are filled with four big words of harmonious society, turning and turning circles in their minds.

Xie Yu was tired of squatting and sat directly on the ground while no one noticed.

Zhou Da Lei caught this subtle action: “Xie, you are lazy. ”

Xie Yu patted the floor beside her. “Sit down, too. ”

“…” Zhou Dalei hesitated for two seconds, shrugged, “I don't dare, I'm afraid he'll let me get on my game account and throw away all the other equipment I've worked so hard on, my weak mind can't bear such a blow. ”

Xie Yu: “Out. ”

Almost there, the police wanted to take a look at his educational achievements, he coughed up his voice before, and then asked loudly as a military trainer: "Let me ask you a question, what is a harmonious society? ”

No one can answer that.

I just listened to a lot of harmonious society, and I didn't say to focus on preparing the test. It would be nice to be able to squat and listen to it.

“Yes, is… yes…? ”

The word "yes” was read so fluctuating, so frustrating, so emotional that no one went on to say it for half a day.

The police swept the crowd's eyes a few times and ordered the answers themselves: "Did you know that the pacifist just now? ”

He Dynasty sounded a little sleepy, his eyes narrowed, his name was lit, so he looked up and said: "Me? ”

"" Just you, "said the policeman. ”

He Dynasty had no idea what the topic was, looked around and no one had reminded him of his intention. He thought about it and replied: “I choose C. ”

“ …… ”

Because He Dynasty answered, the number of words reviewed by all rose from 2,000 words to 3,000 words.

The environment in which reviews are written is particularly harsh, not given tables and resolved locally. Xie Yu put the paper mat on his knees, the force slightly heavier, and the pencil head pierced a hole in the paper.

Writing a few lines, Xie Yu finally frowned impatiently when he wrote the second page: “Fuck. ”

“Relax, friend, relax.” Across from Xie Yu, He Dynasty's review posture is also very clear. Almost all the handwriting under his pen is going to fly, but the wind and clouds in his mouth say softly, "Life is like this, often there are many difficult problems you can't imagine, but we can grab... Fuck! Overcome a chicken/pussy, is this paper so fragile that it cracks without pulling it off. ”

Xie Yu lifted his eyes and saw the A4 paper that He Dynasty pressed with his hand split up most of the time. The contents of the climb made one wonder if he had learned Chinese, and looked at the situation. He could not help but connect a single line of words together with a pen.

He Zhao pulled out a paper mat on the ground again. Apparently, a little brother next to him was also impressed by his "good word”. His head stared at him for half a day. Then the little brother said, "How did you write so fast? What is all this stuff? ”

He Dynasty said: "Isn't it handsome? ”

Xie Yu: “It's really rare that you have this confidence. ”

Zhou Dalei was bored and came to chat: “Hey, this handsome guy turned over his brother. I heard you were their boss? ”

He Dynasty stopped, raised his head, his neck was wide open, there was a red rope around his neck, and he drew out a piece of jade along the motion. The jade fell in a simple shape, which is the shape of a round flat button: “Boss? Not really. I know him from the internet cafe. We play games together once in a while. ”

Now Ziwu has also thrown away. Everyone is not fighting or getting acquainted, and sitting here together is suffering. It is fortunate, but Zhou Dalei still couldn't help but ask: “Do you have a part in robbing Ziwu? ”

“I'm not that idle, full of food, sleepless for three days hiding the resurrection point of BOSS," he said, “but dude, this is really my idea, it was a joke at the time, and I didn't expect them to be so obsessed. ”

When they said they wanted Pangu's knife and couldn't fight Hidden BOSS, he said, "Go get it."

Didn't expect to really give them new ideas.

Zhou Dalei didn't quite understand: "- You came out to provoke before the fight. ”

He Dynasty said: "If you want to fight, then fight well, right? This atmosphere is not quite right at first. I just came out to adjust, friend, and I really didn't mean anything. ”

Zhou Dalei: “…” sounds so strange.

Xie Yu: “Thank you very much. ”

He Dynasty: “You're welcome. ”

It was almost evening before the review was submitted, because one person wrote very slowly and all of these reviews had to be completed before he could leave, so he waited on the side.

“The district can knock you down by 3,000 words, or not a man,” He Dynasty tried to point him out at first, and later admitted that this person and child were not teachable, “writing review not yet, I was wrong, I deeply recognized the mistake, I promise not to make it again next time, and then look to your future —— write, I said you write. ”

Xie Yu stood beside him and watched. After someone else wrote 3,000 words of kung fu, this person just wrote a beginning. He didn't say so much about the Hehe Dynasty, just one word and almost made the man cry: “Tell me, have you really finished your nine-year compulsory education? ”

“ …… ”

“All set?” The policeman received another call and went out to take care of a few things. He pinched the thick stack of review papers and looked around and said, “Okay, that's it. Reading that you are first-time offenders and that the organization has decided to give you an opportunity to change your mind, hopefully it will not happen again in the future, whether you are minors or not, you will be held accountable for your actions. ”

"Yes, yes, thank you, uncle. ”

“Not next time. ”

“Always remember the eight fundamentals of the four core elements of a harmonious society. ”

“So you stand in two rows, as you did when you came.” The police said.

Zhou Dalai wondered, is this to go out neat and tidy together? It is indeed a place of order.

Xie Yu and He Dynasty stood face to face according to their original position - this person did not know when to put the mask on again and only revealed two eyes outside.

When everyone stood up, the police threw down a heavy message and blew them to pieces: "We at the police station are educated in love and use some targeted methods against you children who are fighting and beating each other, based on the principle of love. Like shaking each other's hands, hugging each other, saying that I love you, my friends, to give you a real sense of the meaning of the four words of a harmonious society. Kids, the world is beautiful, the world is full of love. ”

Xie Yu: “…"

He Dynasty: “…”

Zhou Dalei: “…?!” The police in this precinct are sick, aren't they?

Seven in the evening.

Xie Yu sat in a ramen noodle restaurant in Lanzhou, looking at his phone and waiting for Zhou Dalei to eat the second ramen.

“I really, I don't dare to fight in this precinct anymore," Zhou Dalei peeled off the garlic with chopsticks, picked up the noodles and stuffed them in his mouth, his teeth were unclear, “he fucking scared. ”

Xie Yu put down his phone: “You can talk after you eat. ”

Zhou Dalei swallowed the dates and was not afraid of burning: “I walked 16 years in the river and lake for the first time this happened to me - I love you, my friend? Can you give the young people of Jianghu a way to live? ”

The more the noodle-eating young man said, the more bitter he felt. In the end, all his emotions became concentrated into one sentence: “I don't care who I am, I obey the faceless brother in the situation, how can he be so skilled? ”

Xie Yu looked a little bluish when she heard that someone had no face.

Of all people, He Dynasty is the least psychological burden and the fastest mover.

He grabbed Xie Yu's hand quite naturally, sincerely held each other's shoulders, and read the seven words “I love you, my friend” full and emotional, looking like a pair of separated brothers for many years.

The weather is already dark and the wind suddenly blows up in the evening, lowering some temperatures to dry hot weather.

“Actually, today's Purple Martial Arts, I really don't care about a game gear.” Zhou Dalei's voice suddenly dropped, he put down his chopsticks and said, “You know, I can't learn. I really read the first two mostly chicken fur things. My parents' barbecue stall doesn't look like much work, it's really tiring to do, but what can I do? I can only play games, I play games okay, selling game equipment... Xie Boss, do you think it's possible for me to be a professional e-contender? ”

Xie Yu did not speak and listened quietly.

“Forget it, I'll just say it. If you play games, what kind of work is that?” Zhou Dalei smoked a paper towel from the side, wiped her mouth, and got up, "Come on, it's late, hurry back. Did you come out this time to tell your mother, she should be in a hurry again. ”

Zhou Dalei is usually a kind of heartless lung-deprived person. If you don't know him, he is a typical unschooled bastard.

I caught up with the girl I liked in junior high school. The girl also happened to be in junior high school. I thought finding a social friend was really ruined. After junior high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school high school

But thanks to Yu's knowledge of Zhou Dalei is not like this.

“Thunderbolt. ”

“Hmm?”

“Do you like to play games? ”

“Love it. ”

“What do you think of your strength? ”

Zhou Dalei only pretended that Xie Yu was talking to his blind chicken. He said casually: “How are the thieves? ”

As a result, Zhou Dalei went out a long way and found Xie Yu was not following.

He turned around and was about to yell, "What are you doing? I can't walk, get on the bus," and heard the good brother stand 10 meters away and say to him, "I think you can do it. ”

Zhou Dalei stuck.

Xie Yu said with a smile: "You are a thief. ”