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In a blink of an eye, autumn and winter alternated.

Although it is calculated according to the lunar calendar, it is only October. But in Zhonghai, which is close to the sea, a deep chill can already be felt.

Today is Wednesday, November 2.

Du Biying from Class 5 (4), wrapped in a thick coat, sat in the back row by the window, hunched her chin and looked towards the west corner of the campus.

A large number of boys gathered there!

Although the leader was wearing a strange mask, Du Biying could still recognize that it was her childhood friend Pan Peng.

"What happened to the boys?"

The girl at the same table asked curiously: "Walking strangely, full of grotesque words, when I arrived at school today, I thought I had entered the zoo."

"Spiderman!"

Du Biying patiently explained: "They are imitating Spider-Man! Didn't you watch the new series on Bird TV last night?"

"No!"

The tablemate shook his head regretfully and said, "My parents don't let me watch Bird TV, what do they say that this channel is unhealthy, watching too much hurts my body..."

Unhealthy? Hurt your body?

"Puff!"

Du Biying laughed unkindly, and couldn't help but complain: "Your parents are really talented! Actually came up with such a reason..."

"I feel so too!"

The tablemate curiously said: "Yingying, tell me something! Boys imitate that Spider-Man, do you look good?"

"Not beautiful!"

Du Biying curled her lips and said, "The tight-fitting spider flies against all sorts of weird people, with weird postures and unintelligible lines, which are not good at all."

"Then you still watch?"

"I don't want to..."

Du Biying covered her forehead and said, "It's not that my brother was poisoned too deeply and infected my dad on the phone late at night. You don't know, they both look enthusiastic!"

If you can't grab the remote control, it's hard to suffer.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he pointed to the group of "humanoid spiders" downstairs and asked, "Just like them?"

"almost……"

Du Biying said with a headache: "This morning, my dad got up to cook, and he opened his mouth and said: Vegetable nemesis, a man who sheds tears for cooking, let's go!"

"Shoo!"

Du Biying made a gesture of "spraying out spider silk" and motioned to the tablemate: "That's it, do you understand?"

"Sorry, I don't understand..."

The tablemate looked embarrassed, and suddenly thanked my parents. They are right, Bird TV is indeed unhealthy, and children should never watch it.

This is more than a physical injury!

After watching it for a long time, even the brain has become abnormal! A good person, becoming no different from the mountain black pig, it is terrible!

"But it's funny!"

Du Biying recalled the scene she saw last night and smiled and said: "You don't know, that Spider-Man is so funny! The chattering constantly, it feels like a patient who escaped from a mental hospital."

Two steps back quietly at the same table.

For some reason, she always felt that Yingying was also infected, and this smile was very wrong.

Her hunch is correct!

When Du Biying was talking, she suddenly took out a mask from her schoolbag and showed her: "Just this face, the thief is funny!"

"Yingying, wake up!"

The same table wailed: "You are the goddess of coldness, how come you have been infected by these boys?"

Du Biying put on the mask.

Spider-Man's joyful face appeared in front of the same desktop, making her stunned for a while. After a while, she covered her mouth and smiled: "This mouth... is really funny!"

Why is it crooked?

The merchant who makes this mask is too wicked. Can defective products with crooked mouth be sold out? Was it worn by a girl?

"Brothers! Look what I found!"

Just when she was laughing forward and backward, she just wanted to make Yingying take off her mask, and Pan Peng's surprised voice came from behind.

It turned out that the lunch break was over.

The boys realized that class was about to start and they returned to the classroom. It happened to hit Du Biying wearing a mask.

The scene was very embarrassing.

As a girl, Du Biying felt extremely ashamed of this scene. Just trying to explain something, Pan Peng said, "So you are the sister of the Spider Prince, Princess Spider! I finally found you!"

Spider princess?

Du Biying had an ominous premonition. The boys took out their masks one after another, buttoned their faces, stood in a row according to different heights, and made gestures of spraying spider silk.

"Shoo!"

Is there any dubbing? It's so showy!

"Meet your Royal Highness the Spider Princess!"

Hey Hey hey!

Why is it the Spider Princess?

Du Biying was stupid to be named a "Spider Star Princess" for some reason. When she turned her head, she realized that she was a dozen meters away from her at the same table.

Moreover, the eyes are quite strange.

The look in his eyes seemed to say: "I didn't expect that Yingying, you still have such an identity? Spider princess, it's so cool!"

"What are you doing?"

Du Biying angrily said: "Take me to be normal, and I'll start class later. Be cautious again, be careful that I report to Teacher Dai!"

She is a dignified squad leader!

At this time, it is necessary to stand up to stop the boys from making a fuss, establish the authority of a monitor, and leave a good impression on Teacher Dai.

"Then what..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a middle-aged male voice suddenly came from the door of the classroom.

Holding the textbooks and preparing the textbooks, Teacher Dai looked at the "monsters and ghosts" in the classroom and couldn't help but cough and asked, "May I go back to my seat?"

"Squad leader? Where is the squad leader?"

"Report Teacher Dai! The monitor is here!"

The boys all pointed at Du Biying, who was "unmasked", and UU read www.uukanshu.com as if they had rehearsed.

Teacher Dai blinked, his expression stiff.

Du Biying lowered her head and took off her mask silently.

"It's over! I'm going to be scolded now!"

"I blame Pan Peng! If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be embarrassed in front of the teacher..."

Du Biying, who thought she would be scolded, was mentally prepared. After all, as the class leader, it is a heinous crime for her to mess around with the boys and disrupt the order of the class.

As a result, Teacher Dai did not blame her.

I saw Teacher Dai put the textbook on the podium, clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Spider-Man, let's go to class!"

"What I want to learn today is the Pythagorean theorem!"

"In order for everyone to understand this knowledge point more intuitively, I specially prepared a prop..."

I saw Teacher Dai bent his waist and assumed the posture of a reptile, suddenly his right hand stretched out, and a spider silk hit the ceiling of the back row of the classroom accurately.

"Dear Spider-Man!"

"It is known that the classroom wall and the ground are perpendicular to each other. The wall is four meters high. I am standing at the podium six meters away from the wall and spraying spider silk, ignoring the error. What is the length of this spider silk?"

The boys were all confused.

Teacher Dai raised his eyebrows and said: "You can't even count this. What qualifications do you have to be Spider-Man? You know, the length of this spider silk is not accurate, but it will fall downstairs to death!"

So scary?

That must be learned!

As soon as the boys heard this, all of them cheered up and began to calculate the length of Teacher Dai's spider silk.

The girls looked at each other.

Spiderman?

The Pythagorean Theorem?

Teacher Dai was also poisoned?