Feng Yu Jiu Tian

The sound of firecrackers welcomes the blessing of the new year. At the time of Jiaqing, the first and second episodes of "Feng Yu Jiu Tian" were finished. In order to create an atmosphere, the relevant units specially arranged the award ceremony of "Feng Yu Jiu Tian".

At the time of the awards, media from all over the world and a large number of performances came round. The protagonist Feng Ming came in head-to-head, in an elegant costume, Gu Panshenghui, and was surrounded by reporters to kill the film.

"Please look at the right side." Feng Ming glanced at people constantly, changing his standing position constantly, smiling and nodding: "My right face looks better."

The flash keeps firing.

On the other side of the conference hall, Rong Tian was also the place where the reporter's attention was focused. At this moment, he was being interviewed with vigor.

"In" Feng Yu Jiu Tian ", the role of King Xilei is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Please talk about your feelings."

"The role is very similar to what I am in real life." Rong Tianqing cleared his throat: "Gentle and considerate, the hero is very good, it is all my essence. Director and screenwriter Feng Nong really chooses actors too. No one can act. I think I'm handsome and handsome, romantic, Yushu is close to the wind, ... (the tens of thousands of words are omitted below) "

There was vomiting all around.

A reporter was anxious, and interjected in the middle, and asked, "Recent rumors have spread that the relationship between the King and your lieutenant Lieer is different, is there such a thing?"

"Lieer?" Rong Tian sighed, covering her face and hurting herself: "This is the sin of being too handsome ..."

The reporters continued to vomit while holding microphones, cameras, and recording pens.

After the chaos, the central bell of the venue rang three times, the awards ceremony officially started, and everyone took their seats.

In a few seconds of silence, an old man with a white beard who really can be described by crooked melon and bad dates appeared.

"Cough," coughing loudly as a sign of seriousness, and the old man began to speak: "Dear friends of the media, ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone. I am Jiang Ziya, the host of today's awards ceremony. Thank you for joining us today."

"How to make a bad old man to be the host?" Feng Ming sat under the stage and whispered with Rong Tian.

Rong Tian lowered his voice: "I heard that the funding is not enough, alas, the beauty host's appearance fee is so amazing now that I have to do it."

"But the image of this host is too disgusting, and it is better to find any one than him."

"The person in charge of the organizer said that what can not be beautiful, but the ugliest, can also be regarded as newsworthy."

In this secret discussion, Jiang Ziya has already talked a lot about the merit of his resume, from stealing Master ’s underwear to being driven down by the Master and talking about fishing without bait. Qiu Lan had already been impatient for twelve. He raised his hand and asked, "Hurry up and talk. I have an appointment at two in the afternoon."

Qiuxing Qiuyue also raised his hand in approval: "We have a meal at 12 noon."

The three of them have played a role in "Phoenix in Nine Days" and became popular overnight with their pure image.

Jiang Ziya couldn't help but had to give up the opportunity to express his great achievements and formally start awarding.

"The first one is a high prize for hard work. The winner is--" Jiang Ziya opened the envelope with purple lace, deliberately dragging on for a long time, creating an atmosphere.

Everyone held their breath, and the reporter was ready to take pictures.

"... Ginger, son, tooth!" Jiang Ziya read the name aloud, and the sound of firecrackers came from the background. Play with erhu as background music.

The audience was silent.

"How could it be **** teeth?"

"Jiang Ziya is Feng Yu's role?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"I didn't see it!"

"Supporting role?"

"Did you play Old West Ray?"

"Old King Thunder appeared only in one shot, lying in a coffin, without a close-up of his face."

Seeing the following discussions, Jiang Ziya maturely explained: "Dear journalist friends, actor friends. I deserve this award." He hated it very much: "I thought I was so arrogant that I arranged the list of gods, and in the end I forgot about myself and created a great age Hate. Since that time, I swear, no matter what activities, I must first keep a copy for myself. As the host of the awards ceremony, it is not too much to get a high honor?

There was an uproar under the stage, banana peels, tomatoes, stinky eggs ... hitting like a heavy rain.

Jiang Ziya ducked from side to side, shouting loudly, "Who dares to throw me? Throw me, I will stop awarding, and I will drag all the trophies and sell them to tattered ones!"

He sighed for a few words before the situation was under his control. Although the audience was still turbulent, the flying debris was much less.

"Now, we continue to award awards. Next is the Fengzi Excellence Award, who has to be--" Routinely prolonged, Jiang Ziya rubbed open the envelope.

Feng Ming despised the audience, sorted out her clothes, stood up and turned the reporters gracefully to 360 degrees, so that they had enough opportunities to capture the shots, then patted the sleeves, and stepped onto the awards ...

"... Liare!"

With a bang, Feng Ming fell off the stairs.

How can entertainment reporters let go of such effective news, the flashing light is constantly on.

"Strange, why not Fengming?"

"Is the recent rumor that Feng Ming and the brokerage company are stale?"

Fengming rolled three times and finally got up from the floor, unkempt, and unfair: "How could the Fengzi Excellence Award be a stubborn man? You cheated!"

Jiang Ziya said: "We awarded the prizes based on the facts. Lieer appeared romantically and charmingly, lying on the side of the bed half exposed, how many viewers with a pair of peach eyes fainted? You? The first appearance, though On the bed, you can sleep like a dead pig, lose your demeanor, and look like a small bun in the countryside after you wake up, which affects the appetite of the audience. In summary, Martyr should be the winner of the Posture Excellence Award. "

In the dispute, Lieer had already taken the money and took over the trophy in Jiang Ziya ’s hands. He said politely that he won the prize: "Thank you for giving me this award. I just do my part. The most thankful is the style of the screenwriter. Miss, and the host, Mr. Jiang Ziya, "he told Jiang Ziya? She winked and continued, "And my parents, brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, flowers and plants ... Hey? How does this trophy look like a mouthwash cup?"

Jiang Ziya whispered to his ears and chuckled: "No way, there is a shortage of funds. It is just a matter of winning a prize, what is important is the meaning."

Relief helplessly, he raised his mouth and took the mouthwash cup to step down.

Behind the scenes, the staff member pressed the sound player, and the firecrackers continued to scream loudly, finally creating a happy atmosphere.

Jiang Ziya smiled Mimi and continued: "The next award, the highest popularity award. Winners-"

Feng Ming and Rong Tian both extended their ears and waited.

"... Regarding Summer!"

Another big prize failed, Feng Ming and Rong Tian were disappointed and both bowed their heads. Rong Tian whispered, "It doesn't matter. The best couple matching award is always ours."

"Um." Fengming nodded.

Guan Xia Shi Ran took the stage, took the trophy (mouthwash cup !?), calmly calmly: "Today's award, one thing is explained. Compared with beauty, intelligence is the most important thing. ... I don't care if Xia looks amazing ... "

Everyone in the audience said: Ugly amazing ...

"But I have the courage to recognize the crowd. When I appeared in" Feng Yu Jiu Tian ", this is the image of the wise man. In fact, I have more skills and unique recipes. Well, interrupt it and tell everyone a little secret. In fact, Wang Ruoyan is mine. Disciple, he learned a lot from me when he was a kid, and he was very stupid when he was a kid.

If Yan Yan was sitting under the stage, he was trembling with anger.

Fortunately, Guan Xia turned the speech in the direction: "... we still talk about my intelligence. Hey, unfortunately the writer's style has thickened this thinness and made me die early, otherwise, I have gained a lot of limelight. Otherwise, the three princesses cheated When I ran Fengming, I could pierce her tricks with my knees; and, the little girl who left the country, Miaoguang ... "

Seeing him endlessly, Jiang Ziya took a decisive decision, kicked a cyclone leg behind Guan Xia's buttocks, and sent him off the podium with a flat sand drop.

Kuang Dang Kuang Dang, Guan Xia hit a long table with drinking water in the front row of the venue, and the pots and pans fell to the ground. Feng Ming's eyes were busy holding her jar in her arms, patting her chest, turning her head and saying to Rong Tian, ​​"Thanks to my cleverness, otherwise the soup you boiled last night will be finished."

Rong Tian smiled at him slightly to show his appreciation.

Jiang Ziya retracted her right leg and kept her graceful style: "Guan Xia is witty, and the audience responded very well. The audience called to the radio station to ask for a teacher to learn. Therefore, this award is well-deserved. Please applaud Guan Xia! "

There was applause from the audience, and everyone obviously admired Jiang Ziya's leg work.

"Next, the most treacherous character award. This is a new award created by this conference, so the prizes are particularly rich. In addition to the mouthwash cup, there is also a ceramic washbasin. The winner is--"

Ruo Yan was trembling as early as possible, staring closely at the stage.

"... Miaoguang!"

"What?" Ruoyan jumped up and stared at him: "How could it be Miaoguang? Who can compare with me about treacherous throughout the show? I have all the conditions for a high honor, honor for excellence, and popularity award, my lord. There are a lot of people who don't fight with you, and don't even give me the prize for the most treacherous person who is me? "I was about to draw a sword and split the old man into two. Someone around him gently held him down.

"Hey, big brother! Why is your temper so impetuous?" Miao Guang Meiying Yingying, smiled: "I'm not a loser on treacherous. I am a weak woman who lied to Fengming and Boqin and lied to Bo Qin cheated Fengming again. Speaking of deceiving men, of course, women are the most powerful. Besides, the saying goes that good shows are behind, and there is no guarantee that you wo n’t be able to wait for them. Now it ’s a pity to chop Jiang Ziya, right? Implied.

Miao Guang smiled and took the prize to the stage: "I feel a lot of winning the award, but the most thankful is hosted by Jiang Ziya."

Jiang Ziya hehe he smiled, reached into the bag and touched Miaoguang, and stuffed the 822 silver tickets below.

Miao Guang said a few words, smiled at the audience, gave the reporter time to take pictures, and lowered his voice and said, "My brother is soaring, you take care of it. The princess reminds you that my brother is not Feng Ming. He can punch with a fierce attack. Kill the tiger. "

Jiang Ziya's face was suddenly white, and if he peeked at the audience, he really looked at the pair of super fierce eyes and suddenly looked stunned.

Miao Guang stepped down, followed by the most popular award.

"The winner is--" Jiang Ziya was jealous of Ruo Yan, and anxious to immediately give this award to Ruo Yan to relieve the crisis, but the winner of this award has already been settled. If they and the entertainment company boss Qing Qing me and I enter into a word, Jiang Ziya later Don't expect to be the host again. "... Qiu Lan, Qiu Yue, Qiu Xing!"

The three stood up together, stepping on stage one by one, smiling like a flower.

"Everyone says thank you for winning the prize, but I would like to make a comment." Qiu Xing frowned and took the inferior mouthwash cup and said to the microphone, "In" Feng Yu Jiu Tian ", we deeply regarded us as the maids who were inferior and inferior. In fact, we are all born from a boudoir. Qiuyue's mother and I are the daughters of the Tuyue patriarch, which is also the princess of the Tuyue tribe, who entered the West Thunder Palace as concubines. "

"But because he had never been born, he lost the favor of the king and was given to the minister. It turned out that King Xilei himself was incapable. Since following the minister, my mother has given birth to two beautiful daughters. I think Regarding us as a noble, Feng Nong's screenwriter did not focus on highlighting it, which is a defect in "Feng Yu Jiu Tian."

Qiulan interjected: "The screenwriter is even more unfair to me. I have never mentioned my life experience. In fact, depending on my manners, I do n’t need to know that I have a noble background. If there is no such aspect in the third part, Improvement, I may refuse to appear.

The audience was uproar.

Big news! The rising popularity of idol Qiulan is about to play the third "Feng Yu Jiu Tian".

The flashes came on.

The three murmured, then stepped down, passed the trash can, and invariably threw the inconspicuous trophy into it.

Jiang Ziya coughed again: "Cough, please be quiet, next is our highlight, the best couple matching award!"

This is the biggest award, and the atmosphere in the field is looking forward to the extreme.

Feng Ming winked at Rong Tian and waited in a frown.

"The winner is--" Jiang Ziya pretended to open the envelope: "... Feng Ming! ..."

"And ... if you say it!"

If he was overjoyed, the black face immediately turned into a smile.

Rong Tian's eyes widened and an expression of disbelief: "Impossible! He, he ..." He pointed to Ruo Yan, "How could he and Fengming be the best couples?"

Jiang Ziya slowly said: "There are two reasons. First, if the words of Feng Yan and Feng Ming confrontation are more tension, young people, now the world is different, the stimulus and blood are more fragrant. In addition to your appearance, A little prestige, the next few games are gentle shows, how can I get the audience's favor? Men are not bad, the audience does not love, do you understand? In addition ... The award ceremony is not upset, how can we increase the ratings! "

"No! I ..." Rong Tiandai wanted to continue to fight, turned around and saw Feng Ming had her hair ready for the stage, and quickly pulled Feng Ming's sleeves: "You actually plan to accept this arrangement?"

"No way," Feng Ming lowered his voice in distress: "It's hard to be an artist now. If I don't win any prize tonight, popularity will decline. Don't you say that you are willing to sacrifice everything for me? Sacrifice again today. That's it. "Rong Tian twisted her body coquettishly, and stepped onto the stage.

Ruo Yan strode onto the stage early, shook hands with Comrade Jiang Ziya, shook his trophy and laughed: "It's worthy, it's really worthy. This is the most deserving award ceremony in the entertainment industry this year! Responsible! The sponsors are good, Jiang Ziya is the owner, and the judges are good! "

Jiang Ziya squeezed out a smile, and secretly squeezed the envelope on the ball, which had the big gold letters on it--you have to be people: Feng Ming, Rong Tian.

In any case, it's important to save your life. Moreover, I heard that Rong Tian's popularity has declined recently, and I am afraid that there will not be much of a highlight in the third part. It may not be a big deal to offend him.

After a long quarrel, the awards were finally awarded. Jiang Ziya successfully completed the task, can not help but can not help but just declare the end, so that he can go back to receive the credit.

There was a loud drink in midair: "Slow! I have something to say!"

Everyone turned back, and in the cloud came an angel who was pure, cute, beautiful, kind, delicate, moving, elegant ... (omitting the 100,000 adjectives).

"Ah! Miss Feng Lane is here!"

"Well-known screenwriter!"

Feng Nong stepped down from the cloud gracefully to the ground and reported: "I didn't want to come forward, but I really have opinions on the winner of the hard work award. I am also a screenwriter and director. As a father and mother, I deserve this award. Why? Let Jiang Ziya get it? "

When Jiang Ziya heard it, okay, it was originally directed at me, and Leng hummed, "The award has already been awarded. Do you want to overthrow it? Don't think you are an angel. I can have heaven and earth to cheer you."

Using the housekeeping skills, missing words, and pointing his finger to the sky, countless mighty heavenly soldiers will appear, prolonging their voices in unison: "Help ... prestige ..."

Feng Nong Angel also sneered, "I have so many actors here, can't I flatten you. Everyone goes together!" After a big drink, the audience was silent.

The wind made me feel stunned, and I looked back at the actors: "Why not move? Go up, help me flat out this old man. Rong Hu, you are good at swordsmanship, you take the lead."

Rong Hu lazily said, "I'm not the protagonist. What kind of a fight? Don't think that I honestly take advantage of me all day."

The big event was not good, the wind looked around, and his eyes fell on Lie Er. Lieer was lowering his head and drawing instructions, and quickly looked up: "Don't look at me, they are the winners of the Posture Award for Excellence. In a fight, nothing will happen."

"Yeah, it's not much for hard work."

"What if you hurt your face?"

"Besides, my performance fee has not been paid yet."

"Well, so is mine."

"That being said, I remember it too, mine too ..."

Jiang Ziya smugly touched the goat's white beard, and the wind looked at this group of ungrateful and unconscientious guys. His teeth were itchy and he shouted, "Shut up!"

The majesty of the angel, all the complaints disappeared immediately.

"You are too much, and you do n’t want to think about how I treated you at first. It ’s you first," Sophie said to Fengming. "I love you so much. How many times I ’ve been fierce. From a mixed boy to become the famous Ming Wang. If I turned around on the day, instead of arranging your soul on Prince Xilei, I moved you to a sow who is bullied by boars every day. Think about it What will happen? "

Feng Ming thought of the consequences and immediately turned pale and cowardly into Rong Tian's arms.

"There is still you," Feng Nong pointed to Rong Tian again. "You were shot by Ruo Yan with an arrow, and I worked hard to send Mei Mei, a beautiful lady, to rescue you, so that you can enjoy your tenderness. I knew you were so ungrateful, I sent A super-ugly man with five short stature, covered with sores and purulent buttocks can help you, let him **** you again while you are unconscious! Rape and **** again! Rape and **** again! "

Rong Tian froze and choked Fengming and whispered, "The angel is terrific. I'll wait to be a good guy."

The wind scolded Rong Tian, ​​turned to scan Lie Er, and raised her lips gently: "Hum, you love beauty? I will let you be drowned by the aquatic water in the lower part, completely disfigured." By the way, take the light from the corners of the eyes to the three of Qiu Lan. Threat.

The four were cold together.

"Ronghu ..." Slowly and slowly turned to deal with Ronghu: "It doesn't matter if you don't want to help me deal with Jiang Ziya. I'll write it here and carefully write down the sexual abuse you suffered when Ruo Yan was arrested. How to maintain your brilliant tough guy image. "

Rong Hu was jabbed at the lifeblood and froze.

Ruoyan and Miaoguang looked at each other with fear. Sure enough, the angel turned around and picked Ruo Yan the next second, and smiled, "If Ru Yan, you haven't thanked me yet."

If the scalp is numb and arched, "If you don't understand, please make the angel speak clearly."

"I asked you to take advantage of Fengming twice, isn't it good enough?" Feng tilted his head and thought: "Yes, the battle of the Oman Riverside, you hit Rong Tian, ​​I was going to write that The arrow hits that place below you ... "

If he was frightened, he covered his lower body with both hands and took three steps back, and barely laughed, "The wind makes the angel have something to say, something to say."

The wind made a cold hum, and suddenly I saw another person indifferent, yawning lazily. It turned out to be the actor Lu Dan.

"Lu Dan, it seems that you are not going to be an important person in the third part? In this case, I will arrange you as a little scull in the tea house."

Lu Dan then realized that she had made a mistake, and suddenly jumped and bowed again and again: "No, no, wind, angel, don't change your mind, I have waited for this role for five years."

The angel saw his sincere confession and nodded with satisfaction. He just wanted to talk to Miaoguang. The ghost smiled first and held Angel Bai Nennen's arm affectionately. "Good angel sister, said After so much, are you tired? Brother, quickly pour a cup of hot tea for the elder sister. Ah, the skin of the elder angel is still so good, it is enviable. No one in the world is equipped with such a good skin except the elder sister. Fengming is 108,000 times worse than you are. "After saying a good thing about the basket, he saw that the angel's face was slightly better, and hit the railroad while it was hot:" That **** tooth, I can't look away anymore, my sister doesn't say , I am also trying to flatten him. "

Saying that Rongse was right, he rolled up his sleeves, and stood on the stage with a charge.

With the tireless education of the actors, the actors corrected their attitudes early, and when they saw Miaoguang take the lead, they would lag behind others. If the first is followed closely, Rong Tian and Feng Ming are thinking about their happiness in the future, and they start hand in hand.

Lieer was worried about his appearance, he couldn't care less about the nail polish, and he was looking for sticks everywhere to make a little effort in front of the wind, so that the wind wouldn't remember it.

Hearing the situation, Jiang Ziya took a sharp turn, and took two steps backwards, and Li Li shouted inwardly, "What do you want to do? Don't forget, I ... I have a heavenly man!"

His finger trembled upwards, and Tianbing Tian would once again issue a majestic roar: "Help ... majesty ..."

"Regardless of him, early flat and early dispersal," Qiu Xing said to Qiu Yue Shen Sheng, "I've arranged for someone to eat."

"it is good!"

"Flat him."

"I'm flat!"

"Ah, I found it, it must be a good knock!" Lieer picked up a leg of a stool under the stage and hurry up to the stage.

As the crowd approached, Jiang Ziya's face changed greatly: "Don't stop here, just go one step further and I will ... I will call Tianbing Tianjiang ..."

The words have not fallen yet? The child had knocked down a leg of a stool and smashed Jiang Ziya wow.

"Hands on, for our happiness in Part III!"

At the moment, everyone started to work together. Jiang Ziya was crying, and his father and mother were rushing from the stage to the other side, and the other side rolled back to this side.

The reporters encountered rare good news, who did not work hard to capture the shot. More intelligent people opened the microphone and recorded Jiang Taigong's screams.

Jiang Ziya hugged and dodged, yelling for help: "Heavenly soldier, come help!"

There were two spells in the screams, and his fingers slammed upward.

"Help ... prestige ..." Zhongtian Bingtian will open up again collectively.

"Come down and get down! Jiang Ziya punched again, her nose crooked aside, crying and said," Come down and help! My old bones are about to fall apart. "

Tian Bingtian was silent for a while, and after a long while, a person who looked like a general was embarrassed: "Last time, the mother-in-law asked you to bring two peaches to Taishang Laojun. You secretly ate and changed two peaches in the past. So Taishang Laojun sent all the students who failed the exam in the Tianbing Tianjiang training class ... "

"What?" Jiang Ziya screamed unbelievably.

"... We can only cheer, we can't help." Seeing Jiang Zi spit in his mouth, he could not help but soften his heart that day, comforting him, "Don't worry about your elderly, we can't help you fight, but we can do what we can. I'll do it well. Come, brothers, let's cheer Jiang Taigong well. "Raising his hands, he began to beat.

"Help ... prestige ... s ... help ... prestige ... s ... help such a prestige! Mrs. Jiang is so prestigious! ..." It is indeed a talent dedicated to cheering, his voice is neat and consistent, I am frustrated.

On the side of the stage, everyone flattened even more vividly.

At the end, Jiang Taigong's face was like a pig's head, he vomited three liters of blood, and his hands were rewarded with hard work.

The angel expressed his kindness and taught him step by step, so that Jiang Taigong limped away.

I took a special trip to reclaim my own awards. The wind was so proud and full of spring breeze. The ceremony was officially over and the awarding ceremony was about to go back. Lu Dan stopped from behind: "The wind makes the angel go slowly. I also want to ask about Some things from part three. "

"Yes, I also have some opinions to mention." Qiu Lan cut off the issue of Lu Dan, and first stated his opinions when receiving the prize.

"Your life?" Feng lowered his head and considered.

Miao Guang smiled and came up with her hand again: "Sister Angel, I happen to want to ask my sister, too. Why am I so pretty in the first and second part? Can you add a note in the third part, My wonderful light was as beautiful as heaven, and even Mei Ji couldn't match it, but I was born with pride and refused to let people see such a beautiful face, so I wore a human skin mask all day. "

The wind frowned: "It's a human skin mask again? This theme has long been popular, so it's impossible for the audience to throw tomatoes."

"Tomatoes can lose weight," Miao Guang twisted unwillingly. "Please, sister Angel is so powerful, there must be a way to make me beautiful."

If the words are boring: "My requirements are not high. Both of the last two make me feel unable to eat. The third one should let me taste Fengming."

Feng Nong hadn't answered yet, but felt a cold on his neck, and Rong Tian's sword had already arrived.

"Do you dare to give it a try?" Rong Tian sneered in a deep voice.

"Hey ... hey ... hey ... hey hey hey ..." Feng made a strong laugh: "Don't worry, I'll tell you slowly. Actually ..."

Everyone raised their ears.

"Actually ... Hey, can your sword be retracted, angel my neck is tender."

Rong Tian pouted and removed the sword? .

Feng Nong continued: "Actually ... the third episode ... I always have such a plan, and this plan is ..." 瞅 At the right time, the wind turned fiercely and jumped on the somersault cloud that had been obediently stopped there.

Suddenly the wind rose and rose into midair.

"Hahaha!" The wind made the angel stand in the cloud and laughed, "The third part is what I plan to do. I can't let you point at me."

Lu Dan ran two steps and looked up: "When will the third episode come out?"

"This ..." The angel scratched his head. "Honestly, I haven't decided whether to write or not."

Do not wait for Lu Dan to change color, step on some somersault clouds, escape.