Feng Yu Jiu Tian

1What are the names of the two?

Rong Tian: Rong Tian.

Fengming: Fengming.

Make a mess: To add, Rong Tian is the King of Thunder, and Feng Ming is the King of Thunder.

2 What about age (this is really a sensitive issue)?

Rong Tian: Well, this. . . .

Fengming: It doesn't matter, he doesn't want to say that I don't care so much. Even myself, well, the psychological age should be 19. . . Actually it should be ... I can't remember it.

Fiddle with: biting on the handkerchief ... you don't care if I care ...

3. What is the gender?

Rong Tian: Male.

Feng Ming: Well, the psychological gender is not very clear, but I should look like a man.

4 What is your personality?

Rong Tian: Moderate.

Fengming: ... eh? Are you gentle Then my character is the one that is always bullied by moderate people.

5 character of each other?

Rong Tian: Kind, smart, and sometimes an idiot.

Fengming: ... um ... Everyone, please skip the second half of his sentence. As for um, the character of the other party once thought it was a male dog that was always in estrus, but later it was fortunate that it was a temporary phenomenon. Now ... well, forget it, don't say it.

Fooling: I understand you ... the little poor who is hopeless ...

6 When did the two meet? where is it?

Rong Tian: N years ago, in the Prince's Palace. You said that the timid boy suddenly changed. When I was on him, he slapped me. It was ...

Fengming: Who made you overlord bow hard? At that time, I was not him ... XXOOXX ... Besides, the unpleasant taste of this prime author is actually not our fault.

Fiddle: I know I'm not CJ, but what's wrong? What's wrong, it's the same fangirls who want to see it ... well, save time, next question.

7 First impression of each other?

Rong Tian: My eyes are very bright and very narrow.

Fengming: My eyes are so deep, but I am a little scared to see it, um ... But I haven't killed anyone, it's a good deal.

8 What do you like about each other?

Rong Tian: Well, all of it.

Fengming: I don't know, it should be all.

9 What do you hate each other?

Rong Tian: I often miss me.

Fengming: When I want to go to him, I often make all kinds of means not let me go ...

Fiddle with: saliva ...

10Do you think you have a good relationship with the other person?

Rong Tian: What is Phase?

Fengming: Well, if it means getting along, there should be no problem.

11What do you call the other party?

Rong Tian: Feng Ming, Ming Wang.

Feng Ming: Well, Rong Tian, ​​Xiao Tian Tian, ​​and occasionally called King.

12How do you want to be called by the other party?

Rong Tian: It doesn't matter. Because as long as two people are together, no matter what his name is, he must be calling me.

Fengming: Ibid.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Rong Tian: Well, actually, well, that ... I don't want to ugly him, can I not say?

Fengming: Well, it looks beautiful and harmless like an elk, but it is actually worse than a lion ... A lion eats people and spit bones ... he eats ...

Rong Tian: (smiling gently) ...

Fengming: (trembling) ... forget it, when I said nothing ...

Fiddle: (Khan) ... forget it, the next question ...

14 If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Rong Tian: Well, whatever he likes is fine.

Feng Ming: (two eyes light up) Then, let me ...

Rong Tian: Besides that.

Fengming: ...

15So what gift do you want?

Feng Ming: (laxed) He also said freely that he would not give it.

Rong Tian: Basically I will like what Feng Ming sends.

Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is it normally?

Rong Tian: As long as you are not naughty, there is basically no dissatisfaction.

Fengming: Even if I'm naughty ... I'm the last one to dissatisfy ...

Fooling: You said yourself that people are deceived by others ... Realize ...

17. What is your hobby?

Rong Tian: Pet Fengming.

Fengming: Beloved, and serve as the local State Staff in my spare time.

Fiddle: What is the [underground] state staff?

Fengming: He won't let me see anyone ...

Fooling: Oh, I was negligent, and it has kept you depressed ...

18. What's wrong with the other party?

Rong Tian: Stupid. But stupid and cute.

Make a mess: You are a lover in the eyes of a lover.

Fengming: Well, quite a lot.

Rong Tian: ...

Fiddle: What about it in detail?

Fengming: ... the biggest problem is that he refuses to let me ...

Rong Tian: The next question.

19. What does the other party do (including problems) make you unhappy?

Rong Tian and Feng Ming: (said at the same time) tangled with others.

Fiddle with: Both of you spend a lot of time ...

20. What do you do (including problems) that makes the other person unhappy?

Rong Tian: There are some small things that don't accommodate him.

Fengming: How can it be a trivial matter? Obviously it's about the big things about my sexual well-being ...

Fiddle with: ...

Fengming: All right. Uh, uh, it seemed like I was ignorant when I was a kid, and had some CJ relationship with some young students ...

Rong Tian: It's that you owe discipline.

Fengming: Could you be my dad? !! ...

Rong Tian: (laughs gently) ...? So, I have to discipline you tonight ...

Fengming: ... forget it, the next question.

21. To what extent is your relationship?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: All human beings know what else to ask?

Fiddle: Well, I copied this question ... I certainly know you're here ...

22. Where was the first date of the two?

Rong Tian: Well, was it a ride on Baiyun?

Fengming: Forget it.

Fool around: Well, you can just let it go.

23. What was the atmosphere like at the time?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: The atmosphere is uncomfortable ... he was almost on the spot ... oh no, it was just a solution ... and then fortunately, there was a lot of people, and it was solved by hand

24. How far did it go?

Rong Tian: Nothing.

Fengming: ...

Fooling: From the kisses to the first step of H ... Obviously, it is progress across the ages ...

25. Where are the frequent dating sites?

Rong Tian: When two people are together, they are the same everywhere.

Fengming: Ibid.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for each other's birthday?

Rong Tian: Wash him clean.

Fengming: Avoid being washed by him.

Fiddle with :. . . . .

27. Who confessed?

Rong Tian: He.

Fengming: Me. But I was forced.

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: All right, count me as a volunteer.

28. How much do you like each other?

Rong Tian: Better than loving my life.

Fengming: Ibid.

Fiddle with: ... touching ...

29. So, do you love each other?

Rong Tian: (laughs gently) ...

Fengming: He's a little bit shy.

Fooling: What about you, do you love him?

Fengming: Why do you ask nonsense ... Can you not love?

Fiddle: I said that these problems were copied ...

30. What does the other person say makes you feel that there is no way to refuse?

Rong Tian: No matter what he says, he should refuse what should be refused.

Fengming: No matter what he says, there is no way to refuse.

Messing: It's understandable, after all, they are a small attack and a king, and they have authority ... you should be obedient if you are small

31. What would you do if you think that the other party has changed heart?

Rong Tian: (laughs gently) ...

Make a mess: (哆嗦) laughed, knowing that if you smile, nothing will happen ...

Fengming: (looking ashamed) he, he ... I, uh, ... if he likes others, I will quit

Rong Tian: (still smiling gently) ...

Fengming: Well, that, can I change my answer?

Fiddle: Yes.

Fengming: Well, hold him tight and don't give him a chance to change.

Rong Tian: (laughs mildly) Feng Ming is good and hurts you at night.

Fengming: Cry. . . Whatever it takes to talk about bed ... forget it, I won't say it.

32. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: ...

Make a mess: I know I'm wrong, I shouldn't ask, Rong Tian glared, Feng Ming also cry, when I didn't ask. next question.

33. What would you do if the other party was more than an hour late when dating?

Rong Tian: Look for it. He must have been taken away by someone who had speculation.

Fengming: Continue to wait, he must have something important, but he will come.

Make a mess: (in notes) Well, the two people have different personalities. Rong Tian is so strong, Feng Ming is very dependent ...

34. Which part of your body do you like best?

Rong Tian: All. However, prefer the eyes.

Fengming: All except one place ...

Make it: I know where it is, you don't need to say it ... I'm asking this everyday, not the N18 night interview show, and the part that can be mosaic is the mosaic ... If you can't, you can't let it go

35. What is the **** expression on the other side?

Rong Tian: Any expression.

Fengming: Well, the answer is the same as above.

Fooling around: Two nasty guys ... How could I write such a nasty twine? ? ?

36. What makes you feel the heartbeat when you are together?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: If you don't beat your heart, you will die ... Good idiot problem.

Fooling: It's not me who is an idiot ... all said that the question was copied.

37. Have you ever lied to the other party? Are you good at telling lies?

Rong Tian: Never.

Fengming: Well, almost never.

38. When do you feel the happiest?

Rong Tian: Every time I bring Fengming back to Xilei.

Fengming: Well, almost at that time. However, when I watched Li Minhu live together, I felt very warm and happy.

Rong Tian: (Gentle) Will you go to the mountains to see the terraces tomorrow?

Fengming: OK, you hold me up.

Rong Tian: Yes.

Fiddle: Two fleshy ...

39. Have you ever had a fight?

Rong Tian: Not a fight.

Feng Ming: There is too much strength to quarrel ... Besides, no need to quarrel, everyone knows the outcome.

Fooling: You know a lot ...

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: ...

Fiddle: Okay. I admit that this question is nonsense. next question.

41. How to reconcile in the future?

Fiddle: Skip ... I know that bedside and bedside closure are an inevitable trend ...

42. Do you still want to be a lover after reincarnation?

Rong Tian: Yes.

Fengming: That's fine, but I hope I can be bigger than him after reincarnation ...

Fiddle: (whispers) You should be about the same age? Why bother to be one or two years old ...

43. When will you feel you are loved?

Rong Tian: When he was watching.

Fengming: By him ... uh ...

Fiddle: It turns out you don't CJ yourself ... No wonder there are so many H in the text ... The root is here with you ...

Fengming: Woo ... even CJ ...

Make a mess: laugh, okay, don't cry, Rong Tian stares at me ... next question next.

44. When will it make you think that maybe he no longer loves me?

Fengming: I don't know, I'll talk about it later.

Rong Tian: (mild smile) ...

Fooling: Poor Fengming ... I'm afraid you have no chance to know ...

45. What is your expression of love?

Rong Tian: Want him all.

Fengming: Give it all to him.

Make a mess: What this says ... so ambiguous ...

46. ​​Which flower do you think matches the other party?

Rong Tian: Yes. Can't think of any flowers that can be as bright as Fengming

Feng Ming: Well, I can't think of any flowers that can be as beautiful as Rong Tian.

Make it: OK, my goosebumps ...

47. Is there anything hidden between the two?

Rong Tian: (signature gentle smile) ...

Fengming: Don't ask, will you? ...

Fiddle: Next question.

48. Do two people feel inferior when they get along?

Rong Tian: He occasionally makes small confusions.

Fengming: I can tell you that those occasionally later become inevitable ...

Make it up: It's bound to roll over the sheets ... Hee hey, okay, Fengming expresses inferiority, Rong Tian loves you, even guarantees.

Rong Tian: Thank you. But it would be better if you could end it soon.

Fiddle with: I haven't asked half of them yet.

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or extremely secretive?

Rong Tian: Nothing can be said.

Fengming: I did n’t keep it secret, others did n’t recognize it, and we could n’t control it, as long as they were n’t stupid enough to run across and say they did n’t recognize it ...

Fiddle: Why, you want to entertain them to eat [Mao Lizi]?

Fengming: Do you think they can get a chance to eat my hairy chestnuts?

Rong Tian: (signature smile) ...

Fiddle: I know.

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Rong Tian: This is a lifetime.

Fengming: This heart is eternal.

Fiddle: Khan ... really two of a natural pair ...

51. Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Rong Tian: ...

Feng Ming: ... Although most of them are below, I believe that sincerity and sincerity are the best, one day ...

Make a mess: (yawn) Forget it, don't talk nonsense when you can eat food ...

52. Why was it so decided?

Rong Tian: There are many reasons.

Fengming: The main point is that this body is weak, and I can't beat him occasionally.

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Rong Tian: Very satisfied.

Fengming: Very dissatisfied.

54. Where was the first H?

Rong Tian: In the Prince's Hall.

Feng Ming: Well, it looks like a pink secret room, but there is always a bunch of girls at the door, eavesdropping on the roof, there is always a Ronghu peeking on the roof, there is always a smirk on the window ...

Fooling: You ... there is so much nonsense, this is to create excitement, to make the article more interesting, and to fill in the part I can't think of for the time being-killing three birds with one stone.

Fengming: I don't have as much nonsense as you.

Make a mess: ... you ... you dare me to be rude ... believe it or not, I immediately hang up on you ...

Fengming: How dare you!

Fiddle with :? Ah ... that, Comrade Rong Tian, ​​I only talk about it, talk about ... the next question ...

55. What was your feeling at the time?

Rong Tian: ... heart

Fengming: ... heartache

Fiddle with: ... somehow.

56. How did the other party look like at the time?

Rong Tian: That's it.

Fengming: I didn't care, I lost my eyes.

57. In the morning of the first night, what is your first sentence?

Rong Tian: ... forgot

Fengming: The first sentence is what he said-is it still painful, the table moves

Fiddle: It didn't seem to be the last time?

Fengming: You remember better than me, why did you ask me?

Fiddle with: ...

58. How many times per week is H?

Rong Tian: Feel free.

Fengming: It's limited ... it's more scary at will ...

59. In your ideal situation, how many times a week is the best?

Rong Tian: Let it be.

Fengming: It's limited ... casually is terrible.

60. So what is H?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: That's not it! Don't you ask?

Fiddle: What fierce? I can be the author!

61. What is your most sensitive part?

Rong Tian: Not quite sure.

Feng Ming: Well, it seems very sensitive ... Khan ...

Fiddle with: Khan ...

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Rong Tian: Very sensitive.

Fengming: Not quite sure.

Fiddle with: sweaty ...

63. If you use one sentence to describe H's opponent?

Rong Tian: Very cute.

Fengming: Very ... I won't say anymore.

Fiddle with: ...

64. Frankly, do you like H?

Rong Tian: Fortunately.

Fengming: I like it when I get more on it.

Fiddle: You don't seem to hate now ... well, okay, don't stare at me, next question.

65. In general, where is H?

Rong Tian: bed or bath.

Fengming: He has the final say.

Fooling: You're really at ease ...

66. Where do you want to try?

Rong Tian: Nothing special.

Fengming: Let me talk to him, anywhere.

Fiddle: You dream ...

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Fool around: this question is boring enough ... forget it, skip, next question ...

68. Is there any agreement between the two at H?

Rong Tian: Basically not.

Fengming: There is also nothing, it has not been fulfilled.

69. Have you ever had **** with someone other than your lover?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: ...

Fiddle: I see, next question.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, you must at least get the body?"

Rong Tian: The heart is the most important thing. Only the body can do it?

Fengming: Yeah, yeah.

Fiddle with: understand ...

71. What would you do if the other party was mobbed?

Fengming: Those who treat him that way will of course die.

Rong Tian: Of course, those who treat him like that will certainly die.

Make a mess: Khan ... people can't look too beautiful.

72. Would you feel embarrassed before H? Or later?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: ... I know that a bunch of maids will blush after eavesdropping.

73. If a good friend says to you, "I am lonely, so only tonight, please ..." and ask H, what will happen to you?

Fiddle: I haven't even thought about this question, the next question ...

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Rong Tian: Fair.

Fengming: Well, yes, there is still to be learned.

75. What about the other party?

Rong Tian: (laughs softly) ...

Fengming: Silent ...

76. What do you want the other person to say at H?

Rong Tian: Nothing special.

Fengming: Say you love me, wait, anyway, I can hear every day ... There is nothing special to hope for.

Make it: understand, you are indeed happy.

77. What kind of expression do you prefer when you are in H?

Rong Tian: All expressions.

Fengming: Well, basically, I haven't noticed it. Otherwise, pay attention next time.

78. Do you think it's OK to be with someone other than your lover?

Rong Tian: ... No.

Fengming: ... Well, I can't.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Rong Tian: Well, he tried it when he was still in Anhe, but never tried it later.

Fengming: Don't even try it in the future.

80. What happens if the other person suddenly no longer asks for your body?

Rong Tian: ... until he achieves his goal, he should not give up.

Fengming: If he gives up, I will immediately take over.

Fiddle with :. . . . . .

81. What do you think of **?

Rong Tian: ... Are there any more creative questions you ask about the privacy of the housemates who are not leaving you?

Fengming: Someone wants to go to me ... Anyway, that person is not doing well now, forget it, don't say this.

Fiddle: Yes, if it's verbal, okay, next question

82. In H so far, what place do you most feel excited and anxious about?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: I'm also annoyed, can you keep asking these questions?

83. What is the more painful thing in H?

Rong Tian: Afraid of his bleeding.

Fengming: Yes. But let alone.

84. Have you ever been tempted by the party?

Rong Tian: No, I hope it will.

Fiddle: Isn't it? I have arranged for Fengming to seduce you.

Fengming: ...

85. What was the reaction of the attacker at that time?

Fiddle with: ... skip. next question.

86. Has the attacker ever raped?

Rong Tian: No.

Fengming: After knowing that I'm not Anhe, I don't think so.

Fiddle with: Hey. These questions are boring enough, I am annoyed.

87. What was the response of the recipient at that time?

Fiddle with: ... skip.

88. To you, what does the ideal of "as an H object" look like?

Rong Tian: It's Fengming.

Feng Ming: Well, of course, it is based on Rong Tian. Of course, under this premise, let me give play to my subjective initiative and work hard to open up ... it is even better.

Fiddle: You used to listen to party lessons ...

89. Is the current partner in line with your ideals?

Rong Tian: Yes.

Fengming: Basically, it can be considered as a match.

90. Have you used any small props in H?

Rong Tian: ...

Fengming: ...

Make a mess: Hey, I'm annoying too. How do you have to ask for a hundred ... Oh my God, my mouth hurts and my hands hurt. Who asked for a hundred? Skip to the last question.

100. Finally, please say a word to your lover.

The two looked at each other, one minute, two minutes ... five minutes ... ten minutes.

Scratching a pen: a word of silence. ^ _ ^