Five-star talent! I'm determined to hire this employee!
Chapter 293: Given to us?
"Geese, geese, geese~"
In the cutely decorated female dormitory at the university, there was only a sound of geese calling. The girl sat cross-legged on the chair with bare legs, scrolling the mouse with her fingers, laughing.
The roommate next to her walked by and approached with some curiosity: "What are you looking at? You are laughing so happily?"
"Hey" the girl pointed to the official website of Tengsheng, "Look at this new column. The serialized short stories are very funny!"
"Special column?" The roommate was a little confused and took a closer look.
Only the beginning of the story was seen.
[I will write the manuscript? ? Is it true? ]
[Who writes a diary these days! ]
These two simple sentences seemed to have an invisible attraction, and she couldn't help but continue reading.
[Forget it, anyway, the surnamed Shen said that he would help me polish it. But he thinks too highly of my Chinese score of 87 in the college entrance examination. ]
[How should I write it - Tsk! I was scolded! He said I should use a nickname! Well, bastard! 】
【Today everyone is depressed. The bastard slapped me and said I should bring happiness to people like Ultraman!
F**k!
The team leader asked me if I got a raise after my promotion.
I said: No money, working for nothing.
He laughed at me and asked me to peel an extra bowl of potatoes. I will remember him!!
One day of peeling potatoes...】
【The second day of peeling potatoes...】
【I was beaten for peeling potatoes and said I was a scumbag! F**k! 】
【They had to hold a party in the middle of the night and asked me to perform a talent on stage. What a joke. I have been learning talents since I was a child. I am proficient in piano, violin and equestrianism. Of course I have to perform... peeling potatoes (Damn, Tengsheng is so lame. Can't they even afford horses?!)】
“Hahahaha!!!”
The dormitory was filled with rampant laughter. My roommate simply pulled over a chair and sat in front of the computer.
【It's so embarrassing!! Damn, the bastard gave me a high score, saying that the audience laughed a lot when I peeled potatoes! ! ! ! I peeled potatoes so fast, isn't it awesome! ]
"Hahaha——"
Amid the rampant laughter, there is a line of words below the end of the short story.
Daily updates, stay tuned!
"Xiaoyu! He will update tomorrow, tell me!"
"okk!!"
The girl named Xiaoyu made an OK gesture and unceremoniously clicked the yellow button at the bottom with her mouse.
Request for updates!
The next day, 12 o'clock on time.
Funny story update.
[Hahaha——The idiots outside the circle, I quarreled with the monkey today, I couldn't do push-ups, I was like a shrimp, and I was laughed at by the monkey, and I quarreled. ]
[Damn! Quarrel, why are you peeing and throwing shit! ! ]
[Fuck your Bi Ma Wen, can you throw it accurately! ! ]
[Take a shower, the team leader told me to get out of here! Oh, impossible! ]
Page 3.
[Listen to gossip at the party, it's great.]
"???"
Refresh the mouse repeatedly, are you sure there is only one sentence on this page?
"What's so great about you?! Write it down!!"
"F***! I'm going to sue you for water writing!!"
Amid the cursing, the comment area was filled with foul language.
"A heavy reward of 50, asking for gossip!"
"Here comes Brother Fu! I'll tell you a joke, I came back from a business trip early and saw my wife and brother having sex in bed."
"Hiss - don't cry, brother!"
"My brother is green hat on his head, do you have children? Take a DNA test quickly!"
"No need to test, the child is my brother's wife."
"Huh?"
Instantly, countless brainstorming, this is a story of you love me, I love him, and he loves her.
"Awesome!"
Someone suddenly exclaimed - "Does your brother know?"
"He probably doesn't know, his wife was introduced by me."
With 99 comments, time passed day by day, and more and more people followed the series.
Daily updates increased from 100 to thousands and then to tens of thousands!
It can be said that there are too many boring people, or that the stories in the research institute are too rich.
[Hei Niu is a jerk, he didn't confess yet, I was anxious watching! Everyone was giving him advice, and Hei Niu finally went up! Great! ! ]
[Hei Niu: I like you very much! ]
[Cuihua: What do you like about me? ]
[Hei Niu: Your shiny hair, and your body smells fragrant, fragrant and spicy, very sexy! I just love this smell! ]
[Cuihua slapped him and left crying. ]
[It's over, Hei Niu is sick! He didn't know Cuihua had body odor! He deserves to be single! ! ]
[Oh my god! God open your eyes! Cuihua said that Hei Niu is the first person in his life who thinks she smells good! The two are together! ]
[Everyone advised them to set up a table for wine quickly, otherwise there might be no chance in the future. I went to consult with the cold-faced brother. The cold-faced brother was worthy of being the cold-faced brother. He refused to allow diesel! After half an hour of struggling, he reluctantly opened his mouth and allowed everyone to share a four-inch cake. 】
【Emma! What did he think of four inches! Everyone stretched out their tongue to lick it, and everyone's saliva was cross-infected? 】
【Eat the cake! I shared a grape, and the cream smelled so good! ! 】
"Is Tengsheng very poor?"
"Why do I feel like the employees can't afford to eat?"
And in doubt, a large truck set off from Lingnan and sent it all the way to Yanjing in refrigeration.
The drug testers of the institute looked at the truck driver in confusion, opened the door of the refrigerated truck, and the rustling roses flooded the open space all the way, accompanied by a huge red banner.
[Happy wedding to Hei Niu and Cui Hua!!]
"Ah?"
"Are there people called Hei Niu and Cui Hua here?"
Before everyone could react, the 32-inch 4-layer cake was carefully transported down.
"The boss said!! Eat cake to your heart's content!! This cake rose is sponsored for the love between Hei Niu and Cui Hua!!" The loud horn, the driver hurriedly stepped on the accelerator and drove away, fearing that the gift would be stuffed back.
One moving and one still, the process was simple and straightforward, and extremely fast!
Until the truck had driven away, everyone just came back to their senses "Who to bless?"
Only Tong Yuyu, who was standing in the crowd, pursed his lips tightly, his pupils trembling, what a nickname, what a name?
It turns out that someone is really watching? ?
A new update came out that night.
[Thank you, brother, although we don't know who sent the flowers and cake, but everyone is very happy! Cui Hua made a wreath, don't say, the flowers complement the person, it's pretty. 】
"Wow wow wow!!!"
All the viewers who saw this update screamed, "Fuck, this is an interactive story!!"
"It's so interesting, right?!"
"No, I want to participate too!"
All of a sudden, countless envelopes and gifts were delivered to Tengsheng by express, and countless comments were left under the story column.
"I sent a doll to Xiaohua!!"
"I'm a little curious about how beautiful Xiaomei is. Can you describe her appearance in detail?"
"Update quickly! A little bit a day, who will read it!"
"Do you want to sell your monkeys? I'll exchange them with a cart of bananas!"
Along with countless words, there are also gifts with heart. When everyone saw the gift boxes piled up on the open space, they were still a little confused, and even couldn't believe it.
"For us?"
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