Chapter 30.1

I suddenly felt discouraged. You say why I as a normal person, would bother with a drunk ghost. So I suddenly felt bored, stood up intending to get out of the bathtub leaving Jiang Li by himself.

However, Jiang Li doesn’t seem to let me go. This mentally disturbed guy suddenly grabbed me and pulled me back into the bathtub. When I still didn’t have the time to react, this guy embraced me from behind, then lowered his head and….bit my neck….scaring me for a long time until I came back to earth.

When biting, Jiang Li’s strength doesn’t appear to be much. He bites as if eating sugar cane. After one bite, determined that the taste is not right, he changes place and continues to bite. During which he also used his tongue to lightly lick my skin making my whole body tremble and hairs going upside down. My god! Even if you are a dog, old me don’t have any bones, don’t bite!

At this point, I no longer care what Jiang Li wants to do. It is estimated that even he himself does not know what to do. I struggled against his embrace but his arms are locked firmly in place. With desperation, I bend back. This old lady will crush you with her weight!

Jiang Li was successfully attacked by me that he hit his head on the bathtub. With a bang, Jiang Li’s body started to relax.

I stood up from his embrace and stepped out of the tub. Squatting down, I looked carefully at Jiang Li, who is leaning against the tub, eyes closed, unmoving.

I put my fingers below his nose, there is still a slight breathing. Well, could it be estimated that he had hit his head and fainted? I couldn’t help but worry, so I pinched his nose to test him.

Now, this is troublesome. With a giant like Jiang Li, how can I carry him back to the bedroom? Should let him sleep here for the night? But if he sleeps here in the bathtub, then it is expected that his bunch of old bones would be scrapped.

Forget it, forget it. Us good people are good to the end, so I have to just think of a way to carry him back to the bedroom.

I first changed into dry pajamas and then went back to the bathroom to empty out the water in the bathtub. After which I went to dry Jiang Li’s body, pulling him out of the bathtub with great difficulty. Still, through all of this, Jiang Li sleeps like a pig. Despite all the moving, he did not wake up.

It already took a lot of energy to carry Jiang Li out of the bathtub, and now, I have to drag him from the bathroom into the bedroom. From the bathroom to the bedroom, we have to pass through the living room. I squat down at the door of the bathroom, looking at the spacious living room, thinking for the first time that a big house is not always a good thing.

Well, whatever I say, I better start working now.

I use a large bath towel to cover Jiang Li’s key body parts, only this way would I not experience excessive blood loss while carrying Jiang Li. Finally, the amazing transfer begins.

Throughout this transfer, I recorded every single detail into my heart.

It would be good if Jiang Li wasn’t so tall. If he was only 5 feet, that would be nice……

It would also be nice if Jiang Li’s chest muscles and abs can shrink……

If only Jiang Li’s arms and legs become slimmer, it would be nice. Even better if he looks plain……

If only Jiang Li is ten years old, it would also be good…..

If only Jiang Li is a rat……

……

Half an hour later, I wipe the sweat on my forehead and with great effort dragged this heavy guy onto the bed. This old lady’s potential is really about to be shown. The thought of dragging a 6 feet man to bed gave me a unique sense of accomplishment!

I squat down next to the bed and appreciated the body art for a while. After a few more nosebleeds, my mind flashed with a sudden very….. interesting….. idea.

Well, people ah! Will always tend to have more or less some perverted side. Not to mention being with Jiang Li this pervert for so long. If I remained normal, then it would really be called crazy. Anyways, my meaning is that taking account of Jiang Li’s bullying to me. Plus his body that induces nosebleeds, no matter how I act, it wouldn’t be abnormal, right?

So I thought, why not take advantage of this beautiful scene and actually make him into a body art. I want this view in front of me, not only to linger in my head but also saved on my computer.

I took out the camera and snapped several pictures of Jiang Li’s body. However, that was not enough for me. Thus, I flung the bath towel aside and continued taking several more inappropriate photos of him. It was later on that I realized, being completely nude is pointless and also uncivilized. It not only lacked a sense of beauty but is also vulgar. It’s not amusing enough, this is not the height of art……So with the towel, quilt, pillows and other props on the scene, I enthusiastically used it to assist me as backgrounds to Jiang Li’s alluring poses.

On one hand, I once again clutched my nose, on another, I grabbed hold of the camera. The feeling of hardships from bringing him all the way here is finally going to be worth it. That’s right, this moment is what I have been waiting for.

Thus, tonight’s sleep was especially nice.