Chapter 30.2

Morning came but I still slept in a daze, when suddenly a violent shaking woke me up. Although I was half awake, I jumped up out of the bed gathering my clothes while shouting, “There’s an earthquake!”

Only that when I am not even off the bed, my arm was caught another person and thrown onto the bed.

I laid down and saw Jiang Li staring at me. Eyes seemingly filled with anger and a little awkwardness. He half covered himself with the blanket, only revealing his collarbone and left chest. I look at his rigid face, with no intention of further appreciating the beauty in front of me….. the drunk Jiang Li was more cute, offering free pictures with unlimited optional poses and sizes.

Jiang Li in a calm voice asked me, “Guan XiaoYan, what did you do to me last night?”

I felt guilty, but also a bit reluctant, “ Hey, why don’t you ask me what you did to me instead?”

Jiang Li frowned for a moment, shook his head and said, “I just remember drinking, and then…… and then I don’t remember anything else.”

I was insatiable, “Yes yes, being drunk is such a good excuse. Once you do a bad deed, as long as you say you are drunk everything can be avoided!”

Jiang Li’s confidence faded. He looked strangely at me and questioned, “I really do not remember, could I have…..”

Thus, I became more arrogant. “I say you really don’t have a high alcohol tolerance. In the future when you drink, you better remind me three days beforehand and this old lady will hide far away from you!”

“Well,” Jiang Li scratched his head and with determination continued, “I will be responsible for you.”

Cold sweat poured out from my body, “Be…… responsible?”

Jiang Li nodded stiffly and seemed extremely reluctant to accept the decision.

I sat up and then grabbed a pillow aiming towards his head. Fiercely screaming out, “You are just a homosexual! Regardless of taking the responsibility or not taking the responsibility, you never want to be responsible for me right?”

Jiang Li did not dodge my attack, he waited for me to stop and in a dull voice said, “But last night we…..”

“Last night I spent nearly an hour carrying you from the bathtub to the bed. It is that simple!” In addition causing this old lady to lose pints of blood……of course, I didn’t dare to mention it.

Jiang Li looked at me suspiciously. Suddenly, pulled the blanket and pointed to a spot of red on the bed, “So, what is that?”

I stare at the red spot on the bed. My face quickly turning red. “That is…… nose…… nosebleed……” I raise my head and look towards Jiang Li’s exposed body while he tugs open his blanket. Blood gushes out from my nose…… Fortunately, I had grown accustomed to it last night. So I lift my sleeves to wipe the nose bleed, not minding it at all.

Jiang Li saw me wiping my nose, curls the corner of his lips. “Guan XiaoYan, do you have a crush on me?”

My laugh sounded out like a female bandit. “Kid, if I had a crush on you. You think I would have left you the way you are right now?” I would have taken advantage of you last night!

Jiang Li’s laugh is like a pervert. “Then, when you really like me. I shall give you a free taste.” It turns out Jiang Li is also one of a kind of pervert. Definitely compatible with Wang Kai.

I ignore Jiang Li, clutch my nose and went out the bedroom to wash, leaving him inside to change his clothes. Having my personal hygiene taken care of, I am now refreshed and all ready to prepare breakfast. Only at this moment, I hear Jiang Li’s roar from the bedroom, “Guan Xiao Yan, get over here!”

“What is it this time,” I walk into the bedroom impatiently, “I really didn’t taste you yesterday……” Having said up to here, I became stunned for a bit.

This time, Jiang Li is holding a camera. A pink, Sony, camera…… It was the very much similar to the one I used to take pictures of him last night.

I truly regret it, after taking pictures I put the camera on the table thinking to take care of it in the morning. I did not think that Jiang Li would wake up earlier than me. But even more did not expect that after being rifled by Jiang Li this morning, I would forget about this.

At this point, Jiang Li’s hand that is holding the camera starts to shake a bit. He is angry to the extreme. Of course, I am also shaking because I am afraid……

I was stunned for a moment so I decided to attack first. Proposing my own shameless smile, “Jiang Li, I wanted to talk to you about this. I recently fell in love with body photography, but couldn’t find a model……” With that said, I try to grab the camera from his hands, but I was too slow. I giggled stupidly, afraid of Jiang Li and his creative but perverted ideas.

“Bo..dy pho..to..grapy?” Jiang Li squinted, “What a coincident, I’m also interested. Come, come. Take off your clothes, I will also take some pictures of you.”

I jump away from him. “Don’t…… no need to bother you, haha, hahahahaha……”

Jiang Li: “You saw me from head to toe, I should as well have the same right to look at you from head to toe. Right? Or else I would be at a disadvantage.” My goodness, what kind of logic is this!

Jiang Li sees me laughing but did not say anything. He added, “Of course even if I see all of you, in the end, I’m still at a disadvantage……what’s there to look at?”

I was a bit angered. But the thought that in his eyes, only men’s body is worth seeing I became relieved. So I continue to laugh, “I had no choice……”

“Really?” Jiang Li raised his brows, then pulled out the camera’s memory card. “If you dare do this next time, watch how I will handle you.”

I felt really bad for my body art. “Jiang Li, give me back the memory card.”

Jiang Li glance at me. “Do you think I will?’

Me: “I have already made several copies of the pictures inside. So it would be useless if you keep it.”

Jiang Li: “Then why did you ask me for it?”

Me: “. . . . . . .”

Shit, dig your own grave, pick up the rock to smash your own feet, this is totally me.