Football Modifier

Mensao Nan originally thought that the national team only played a dozen games a year, so it would be more leisurely. However, after actually becoming the coach of the Three Lions, Li Tongfan discovered that he was wrong - from the first second after attending the press conference From the beginning, it must be like a spinning top with full power and cannot stop for a moment!

First of all, you have to solve your own personal problems - find a suitable place to live in the UK as soon as possible!

Because the stingy FA will not spend huge sums of money to rent a luxury villa for Lao Li like Real Madrid did. Unless something unexpected happens, Lao Li's more than 100 kilograms of pork belly won't have the chance to leave the British Isles within a year, so he can't always stay in a hotel, right?

Moreover, a very traditional Chinese sultry man like Li Tongfan will feel at home and have a sense of security only if he buys his own real estate! Now that you have made up your mind to stay in England, buying a property is imperative!

Leave this matter to [Sparkling Red Star] and the British real estate agency...

Next up!

Apart from personal issues, Li Tongfan has to think carefully about the England national team in order to pursue his political career!

Judging from the issues before us, leading the national team is much more troublesome than in Real Madrid, because in Real Madrid, the assistant coaches and other members of the coaching staff are ready-made, and as long as they are familiar with each other, Performing his duties can ensure the orderly operation of the team, and Li Tongbum only needs to be a hands-off manager!

But in the Three Lions, Lao Li had to do it himself, and the stretcher belonged to his own leadership team, because after Uncle McLaren packed up and left, the original national team coaching staff announced its disbandment!

In fact, even if it is not disbanded, Lao Li is not willing to continue to use the "second-hand goods" used by McLaren. The Three Lions performed poorly, and these guys who are just eating corpses also have an unshirkable responsibility!

The idiom "Emperor and Courtier" applies not only to the players, but also to the coaching team!

The most important person in the coaching team is naturally the assistant coach, especially for a coach like Mensao Nan who grew up almost relying on cheating. Without a convenient assistant coach, it is like having his hands and feet cut off, making it difficult to move forward!

But the most fatal problem now is that Lao Li has no acquaintances in England at all. Who should he find as an assistant coach?

Grad?

Alas, Lao Ge's loyalty to Real Madrid is comparable to Yue Wumu's treatment of Zhao Gou. Even if he doesn't need twelve gold medals, he will be eaten to death. Li Tongfan thinks that although his relationship with Lao Ge is strong, it is not enough to let him go. The point where Lao Ge abandoned his "old lover" Real Madrid and came to join him!

As for the others, it was even worse. Li Tongfan thought about it and suddenly thought of an "earth-shaking" big shot - Venables!

In the world of English football, Venables is definitely a strange man!

First of all, he is famous!

Venables has coached Tottenham, Barcelona and Crystal Palace. As a British football coach, Venables has also achieved brilliance in Barcelona, ​​which is very rare in the English football world, and China The reason fans are familiar with him is because Venables personally facilitated the transfer of Chinese players Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai to Crystal Palace.

Similarly, in the national team, Venables also achieved brilliant achievements - he succeeded Taylor as England coach in 1994, and led the team to the semi-finals of the European Cup in 1996, but unfortunately lost to champion Germany on penalties in the semi-finals. team, and later resigned due to off-field factors...

Secondly, Venables is an atypical Englishman!

He dresses slovenly, talks easily and can approach any stranger skillfully; he is unconventional in his work, and he never even signs any documents and hates formal meetings under any circumstances. He always holds meetings with others in the lobbies of various hotels. After the negotiation, he shakes hands with you, just like the underworld, and everyone has reached an agreement...

Again, Venables was a great reformer!

It is no exaggeration to say that he changed the style of English football!

Once upon a time, due to the blind and arrogant isolation of the English football world, when the Three Lions came to China to play many years ago, the Chinese commentators laughed and said: "England's long pass is behind the times, and the Chinese team is now Technically, there is still hope for playing against England at home..."

What concept is this?

Even China, which has little status in football, has begun to look down on the England team...

Of course, this also shows that English football was indeed extremely bad at that time!

And subsequent facts proved that the Chinese commentator was right. The Three Lions performed extremely poorly in the 1994 World Cup qualifiers. To be objective, they were not even as good as the Chinese team...

So, it was in such a mess that Venables took over and rebuilt England into a world powerhouse through a series of reforms. It shined in the 1996 European Cup, with quick transfers and concise coordination... It was simply... A combination of Brazilian football and European football!

Venables's Three Lions can be called the most classic national team in history, and it is also the most difficult to surpass the England national team so far! Some critics even elevated him to the level of influencing the historical development of world football, believing that he created a new genre on the football field - a combination of European football and Brazilian football!

It's a pity that such a coach with outstanding merits and character was rumored to receive kickbacks when buying and selling players during the 1994 European Cup, which led to Venables' resignation after the European Cup in anger...

Of course, these are not the main reasons why Li Tongfan put his heart on Venables. The decisive factor in choosing Venables is——

Venables is a profiteer!

A profiteer who is eloquent and eloquent and even...doesn't even distinguish between "right and wrong"!

When he was young, Venables was more interested in business than coaching. He bought and sold players to receive kickbacks and embezzled the club's public funds. These things were almost open secrets at the time...

And this is officially the reason why Li Tongfan thinks he is a strange person——

Because Venables has done so many things that are worthy of going to jail, but he can always get away, and even fans and reporters will stand on his side. When Venables was coaching Tottenham, the fans in order to protect this The "criminals" even launched massive demonstrations.

You must know that not everyone can sit as the coach of the England national team, because sitting in this position means that you are sitting in the most dangerous position in the world, especially the reporters. Once you cannot get along with them happily, Even if you, Li Tongfan, are known as the "God on the sidelines of the football field", you will not be able to sit comfortably in this position, because you will soon be drowned by countless saliva...

But dealing with this kind of thing is a piece of cake for Venables. This is what he is best at. Why Venables and Eriksen can secure this position, but Hoddle and Keegan cannot, the reason is actually here. The first two people are the kind of people who are well-rounded and good at dealing with the media!

Li Tongfan's current purpose is to invite this old man who has mixed reputations and has been underestimated by the world and his own country to return to the national team and let him be his assistant coach. Moreover, he has such a character that "can go to the hall and go to the kitchen." "With a powerful god in charge, Mensao Man's work in the Three Lions will be much easier in the future!"

However, it is not easy to invite Venables to come back!

Uh... To be precise, it's not that it's not small, it's that it's very, very, very big!

Because the old man has just rejected the FA's invitation to be the national team coach. Since he doesn't even care about the head coach, he will come to help you do odd jobs?

But how do you know if you don’t try it?

After Li Tongfan locked himself in the hotel for three days and nights and made a detailed plan, he went out with confidence!

As the new coach of the Three Lions, the media has focused on the sultry man more closely than a wanted criminal. When reporters from the Sun, Daily Express, Daily Mail, London Post... almost all the media that can be called in England have been Following, everyone looked at each other in shock when they finally discovered that Madman Lee had entered Venables' mansion outside London...

Two or three hours later!

"Humble madman Lee visits his senior Venables to ask for advice on coaching experience..." - London Post!

"The whimsical lunatic Lee invites Difficult Bulls to join his coaching team..." - Daily Express!

"Foolish, does Madman Lee think he's still in Spain? ... Will [villain] Venables, who just turned down an invitation from the FA, condescend to accept Madman Lee's command?" - The Times!

"I am disappointed with Crazy Lee's first move. He is like a rash young man. He doesn't seem to understand the situation when he first arrives..." - Liverpool Post!

"Crazy Li's plan is worth understanding. On the one hand, he has not been the head coach for a long time, only one year. Crazy Li, who lacks connections, cannot find a suitable assistant coach for him at the first time... However, I am not optimistic about him either. If you can invite Venables, everyone knows what kind of person that guy is. The gentlemanly manners that the English are proud of are bullshit in Venables' eyes..." - Sunday Express!

"... A smart decision. If Venables is willing to help Crazy Lee, then the Three Lions winning the European Cup will no longer be a dream. The two of them are a natural pair, one old madman, one little madman... But , such hope seems a bit slim..." - People's Daily!

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The manager of the England national team is indeed a highly transparent profession. Less than three or four hours after Li Tongfan entered Venables' mansion, various comments have been published on major websites, and newspapers that acted quickly have even published a small article 's special issue, which was equally criticized and praised...

Now, the whole of England knew that the little madman had gone to find the old madman, and everyone was gloating and waiting to see the embarrassing look of Madman Li's return after running into a wall...

However, what made the reporters crazy was that Madman Li never came out after entering Venables' mansion. If the front and back doors were not blocked by his peers, the reporters would have begun to wonder if the sultry man had gone through the back door. Sneaked away!

What’s even more exaggerated is that Crazy Li didn’t show up until nightfall!

Early the next morning!

When the morning sun dyes the lawns and trees outside London with golden color, and the naughty tits begin to chirp and sing good morning songs, the door to Venables' wealthy family finally opens...

When the energetic 64-year-old owner appeared in front of everyone in his pajamas accompanied by the smiling madman Li, all the reporters who were sleepy and red-eyed rushed around...

Then!

Venables's signature mischievous smile appeared on his old face: "Yes, I decided to join Li's team as an assistant coach..."

Boom~~~

The world is in chaos again!

The reporters looked at each other in bewilderment. Crazy Li once again created a "miracle". Even the English Football Association couldn't do it. How did he do it? ——

Another chapter of the over-plot will soon end. Next, the big list will be announced. Friendly match! Everyone can choose a friendly match opponent!

In addition, some information about Venables is referenced from the information in the Sanming Big Star!

There are some fictional elements, please don't be too serious, senior fans!