Football Modifier

How the "little madman" Mr. Rice Tong used to persuade the old madman Venables to join his coaching team and make him willingly serve as an assistant coach for a junior has become a hot topic in the streets after dinner in the British Isles! But what disappoints the curious fans is that even the Sun News, which claims to be all-pervasive and indestructible, has not dug out the secret!

"Mr. Venables has a heart that loves England, which contains his desire for the glory of the Three Lions. He is an ambitious gentleman who is willing to sacrifice himself for the honor of the national team..." Madman Li said to reporters. Get to the bottom of it and explain it this way!

"He is an amazing guy, and I was impressed by his plans... Yes, although I am already a 64-year-old guy, when I saw the prospects he painted for the England national team, I suddenly felt three years younger. Forty years old..." The old madman Venables revealed the reason why he is willing to join the national team coaching staff!

However, mutual flattery and muddled answers obviously cannot appease the curiosity of the public and the blazing fire of gossip in the media. If they had not known for a long time that Venables’ sexual orientation is very normal, maybe the Sun reporter They also fabricated a piece of gossip about Madman Li "selling himself for help" that night...

Less than four or five days after Li Tongfan became the new coach of the Three Lions, he finally found that he was sitting on the crater of a volcano. Every move would be closely watched by the media, and then infinitely magnified...

"Crazy Lee visited the Côte d'Azur Café in North London today..."

"Crazy Li is used to drinking orange juice for breakfast, pasta for lunch, and dinner..."

"Crazy Li helped a pregnant woman cross the road at the intersection of Fenfang Avenue and Orange Avenue..."

"Crazy Li spent 25 pounds at the Keluoke supermarket chain..."

"Crazy Li..."

Almost even how many times Li Tongfan went to the toilet a day was published in the newspaper, but fortunately, the sultry man was more nervous and got used to it quickly!

After getting the assistant coach, Li Tongfan no longer had to worry about other candidates for the coaching team. The old madman Venables came forward, and some old coaches with high reputations in England quickly gathered around Li Tongfan, but Wei Nabors' candidates seem to be very old - 59-year-old physical fitness coach Jimmy Nugent, 54-year-old psychological counselor David O'Henry, 55-year-old team doctor Tony Parker...

If you don't count David Seaman, a 44-year-old former Arsenal goalkeeper and the main goalkeeper of the national team who joined as a goalkeeper coach, and Lee Tong-beom, a 23-year-old head coach, Lee's coaching staff is simply a circus of senior citizens!

A few days later, together with several coaches recommended by the Football Association, Li Tongfan finally established a sufficient national team coaching staff within a week. But after thinking about it, Lao Li took out his phone and made a call to someone in Spain——

"Hey, Shabi young man, I need you here, come to the England national team!"

"Hey, that's easy to say..." Yun Ito smiled lustfully on the phone: "I still have four years left on my contract at Real Madrid, with a weekly salary of 6,000 euros, surrounded by countless beauties, and TV stations from all over the world invite me to attend from time to time. Program...if I go to the England national team, how much salary are you going to give me?”

"The weekly salary is 600 to 800 pounds!" Li Tongfan compared it with other coaches and gave a feasible figure very happily!

"800? Get lost, bitch..." Ito Yun suddenly roared on the phone, like a giant beast that had been underestimated: "Do you think I am a fool? I don't get a high salary..."

Before Ito Yun finished his roar, Li Tongfan was also angry: "Your second uncle, you have to qualify in front of me within two days, otherwise... hum!"

Two days later, Ito Yun arrived in London carrying large and small bags with a look of resentment! With this half-baked qigong master by his side, Li Tongfan finally has a solid shield when using the FM2008 modifier in the future...

What a shameless thought!

After doing all this, Li Tongfan began to select players who could be selected for the new England national team roster. Forty-four days later, on September 8, the 8th round of Group E of the European Cup qualifiers will begin. , previously England had 7 games, 4 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss, ranking fourth in the group. If this result is maintained, they will definitely be eliminated!

Of course, in order for Crazy Li to have a comprehensive understanding of the national team's situation and to test his tactics in a timely manner, the Football Association very humanely arranged a friendly match on August 22 - Li's England vs. 06 at home The third-place German team in the World Cup!

Although Lao Li can definitely select the players he thinks are suitable through FM2008, the superficial appearance must be enough. Therefore, under the attention of countless media, the new coach Madman Li began to fly around the world to inspect the players!

In July and August, Premier League giants such as Chelsea, Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool, which have contributed most of the main players to the national team, are conducting pre-season training and commercial competitions with different opponents on the five continents and seven oceans, which does not give a This gave Li Tongfan many opportunities to observe the players up close!

Although it is very hard to travel back and forth, Li Tongfan is very satisfied with having so many opportunities to travel and eat with public funds as soon as he takes office. No wonder domestic government officials often travel abroad. The feeling of corruption with public funds is really good!

Of course, the paparazzi from the British Isles did not let him go, the youngest coach of the Three Lions in history——

"On July 17, Crazy Li appeared in Dubai and watched the third round match between Manchester United and AC Milan in the Berlusconi Cup. The Red Devils' top player, Wayne Rooney, performed well..."

"In the friendly match between Arsenal and French Ligue 1 giants Marseille on July 20, England national team coach Madman Lee and assistant coach Venables appeared in the stands. It seems that little tiger Walcott has entered the stage of liking to reuse young people. The sight of man’s madman Li…”

“On July 24, Crazy Lee came to Stamford Bridge for the third time. Although the young coach left the Blues fans with unpleasant memories the previous two times, this time he received applause from all the fans. Chelsea beat Bundesliga team Stuttgart 4:1 in a friendly match. Frank Lampard scored a hat-trick of assists. Left back Ashley Cole, but the unlucky Blues captain John Terry scored an own goal... …”

"On July 28, Crazy Li appeared at White Hart Lane. The national team's fringe players Darren Bent and Defoe got the attention of Crazy Li..."

"Crazy Lee inspects Aston Villa's winger Ashley Young, midfielder Gareth Barry and striker Agbonlahor..."

"Middlesbrough's youngster Downing was highly praised by Crazy Lee..."

"Manchester City's young defender Richards is an important part of my plan - said Madman Lee!!..."

Within half a month after taking office, the new Three Lions helmsman Madman Li went around inspecting players, but the 24-man roster that determines the fate of countless players has been difficult to produce and has not been announced for a long time!

In addition to people knowing from Crazy Li's inauguration conference that David Beckham is definitely selected for the new national team, the other 23 players have become the subject of speculation!

The more difficult it is to make this 24-man roster, the more it arouses the curiosity of fans. The whole of Great Britain is eagerly waiting to know who these 24 lucky people will be\u0026

At the same time, in order to make a good impression on the new coach and increase their chances of being selected, the players are also rushing to flatter Li Tongbum through the media——

"Mr. Yitong is a dominant coach. I can't wait to play under his command. This is my dream..." The Sun reported Aston Villa's 20-year-old young forward Agbonlahor. Interview and speak!

Nate Phillips, a young winger who plays for Chelsea, also joined the team of flatterers: "...it is every player's lifelong dream to play under Crazy Lee. Although I am not the absolute main player at Chelsea, I am ready to respond to Li's call at any time..."

Wayne Rooney, the ace forward of the McLaren era, spoke carefully when talking about the national team: "I played against Real Madrid coached by Mr. Iibuki last season, and his unparalleled commanding art left a deep impression on me... Yes, we will definitely win the trophy in 2008..."

And just when the English put all their eyes and hopes on the English national team, the European football transfer market was also in full swing. After Florentino returned to power, Real Madrid became the center of the transfer storm——

With the indelible mark on his body as the direct descendant of Madman Li, Joel Luca, Real Madrid's best center back in the 2006-07 season, moved to the Premier League Manchester City for a low price of 15 million euros. Then, Florentino quickly signed for Joel Erluka found a substitute, and the young Porto center back Pepe landed at the Bernabeu with a super high price of 30 million euros! At the same time, Heinze, the Argentinian all-rounder in Manchester United's defense, bid farewell to Old Trafford and joined Madrid for 12 million euros!

Although he performed well in the second half of last season, Croatian midfielder Modric, who was not considered to have star qualities, defected to Tottenham Hotspur for 10 million euros! The Dutch Peter Pan Arjen Robben said goodbye to Stamford Bridge for a sky-high price of 36 million euros and switched to the Bernabeu! At the same time as Robben, he became a member of Real Madrid and the Dutch national team midfielder Sneijder, with a transfer value of 27 million euros!

Brazilian midfielder Diego returned to his old club Werder Bremen for 10 million euros because he could not find his place in the tactical system of new head coach Capello. Compared with the 20 million worth when the Brazilian joined during the winter break, it has shrunk by half!

After Diego left, Dutch player Drenthe became the spare tire. Florentino offered a crazy 13 million euros for this young Dutch orc who emerged last season!

In addition, Woodgate, Portillo, Roberto Carlos, Negredo, Raul Bravo, Cicinho, Granero, Adrian, De La Rede, Carlos - Vela and others all left on loan or transfer, and did not find a place in Capello's team!

After Capello's purge, Crazy Li's influence in Real Madrid has been weakened to the greatest extent!

Of course, Real Madrid has also made several deals that seem to have taken advantage of it - little rabbit Saviola quickly joined from arch-rival Barcelona for zero price, while Metzelder, the main defender of the German national team, also directed the magical night in Istanbul. The two goalkeepers, Liverpool goalkeeper Dudek, also came to the Bernabeu on free transfers!

In addition, several explosive transfers have appeared in European football, among which the Gunners' king Thierry Henry joined Barcelona; France's new core, scar warrior Ribery joined Bayern Munich, Hargreaves transferred to Manchester United, Chivu joined Inter Milan from Roma, and Atletico Madrid's golden boy Fernando Torres joined Liverpool. Several major transfers are the most eye-catching...

In short, after Crazy Li and his Real Madrid dominated the European football in the 2006-07 season, the giants in the five major leagues in the new season are ambitiously preparing for a comeback...

At this time, Crazy Li finally announced the first assembly list of Li's Three Lions in less than 20 days before the match with the German national team! ——

No update today! By the way, there may be two updates a day before this Sunday. On the one hand, there is a lot of information to check, and on the other hand, Xiaodao has to go to the Tianjin Development Zone Talent Center to handle the personal file extraction matters! I hope my brothers will understand and explode after I come back!