Football Modifier

"I think I am better than a loser and more suitable to be the head coach of Real Madrid. In the following direct dialogue, I will prove this to the world..."

These are Schuster's original words when interviewed by a reporter from the Spanish National Television Sports Channel!

There is a reason why the Germans say this. After the end of last season, Real Madrid conducted a large-scale coach audition. Italian Capello and German Schuster were both popular candidates. Schuster himself once thought that he was a sure shot at joining Real Madrid. , who knew that Li Tongfan, the "Devil King Cheng Yaojin", would appear halfway and seize the golden rice bowl that he was about to get. It would be a lie to say that he didn't hate it...

Li Tongfan was very angry about this!

Since the media cannot change the genetic decision to eat shit, it's okay to always stir up trouble and steal. You said that you are the head coach of his team who can't beat him, so what are you talking about? We are all people who feed off the coach, can we be more harmonious? Would you like to have some professional ethics?

Besides, are you better than a "bastard"?

If this sentence were to be known to great Chinese netizens thousands of miles away, it would definitely be selected into this year's "Top Ten Quotations for Brainless People". There are many better people than idiots. You, Schuster, who dare to say it so blatantly and confidently are still in history. First person……

It was only then that Li Tongfan discovered that the "little hat" given to him by the Spaniards was a weapon that could be used against others...

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Back at his residence, Li Tongfan felt a headache when he looked at the empty refrigerator and the messy room. It seemed that the house was too big and there were disadvantages. At least if you wanted to clean it, you would have to spend half a day! It’s not like living in a small room of less than 20 square meters before, where a fart could blow away all the dust...

You have to find a housekeeping company to hire an hourly worker or maid!

Li Tongfan thought about it briefly and thought that this was the wisest decision. It would only cost a few copper coins, and it could also improve the quality of life. After all, we are now high-level wage earners with a weekly salary. We can’t be too “Chen Kaige” as a person, right?

But it was too late today, so Li Tongfan decided to go to the Chinese barbecue restaurant called "Meet Me A Thousand Miles Away" to have a dinner together!

at this time……

"Someone's calling, Master, the call is coming...the phone...why don't you answer the phone?" The phone rang, and the childish voice went crazy!

Li Tongfan hurriedly answered the phone. This ringtone only appeared on the phone calls of domestic friends. Who could it be?

"Coach Li, I'm a loser. Why don't you come out and have a meal?"

Li Tongfan was delighted. It was Fan Zuang's phone number. When I was in college, there were two unlucky guys in my class who were nicknamed Dingbong. One was me and the other was Fan Zuang. But this grandson has never called himself a foodie. Why is he so low-key today?

Showing courtesy for nothing is either cheating or stealing!

Reporter Fan Da disappeared from the Spanish football world. Why did he pop up today like a fake corpse?

With curiosity, Li Tongfan came to the place agreed on the phone. Coincidentally, the place Fan Zuang had booked was "Destined to meet thousands of miles away".

In the box, Li Tongfan saw the skinny Fan Zuang and was shocked: "You just came back from Ethiopia? How did you end up like this?"

"It's not because of you," the reporter from Fan University cried with snot and tears: "In order to report on you, labor and management have been soaked in the spit of all Chinese netizens for almost a month..."

As he spoke, Fan Zuang patted his forehead, pointed at the four people sitting next to him, and introduced to Li Tongfan: "These are my new colleagues, CCTV staff, here to interview you!"

Damn it, CCTV?

This is the imperial court of the Celestial Dynasty where I am the first and second best! You actually sent someone to interview me? Is there smoke rising from my ancestral grave?

Li Tongfan was stunned and suddenly realized that our status was different now. As the first person to coach a wealthy family in the country, he was indeed qualified to let the court do the errands!

Fan Zuang pointed to the elegant middle-aged man at the front and began to introduce them one by one: "This is the leader of the interview team, Helan Shanhe. The beautiful lady next to him is Zuo Xiaoqing, sister Zuo. These two are Ding Lei and Zhang Yu, both straightforward men!"

Li Tongfan carefully put on an expression on his face, and nodded to say hello as Fan Zuang introduced him. After all, this is the imperial court, so we have to be careful to follow up. If we get into trouble, we might report this interview when we go back. Li became a public enemy.

I have nothing wrong with me. If my upright and honest parents see my "evil behavior" on TV, then my father, a party member, will probably have to travel across the ocean to improve himself regardless of the arthritis in his knees that he has suffered for more than 30 years. Improve your son's party spirit and break his "dog legs" at the same time...

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Team leader He Lanshan wears a pair of thick-rimmed black glasses and looks gentle in his words, making it easy for people to like him. The only female compatriot, Zuo Xiaoqing, is in her early twenties, probably a location host, dressed in a T-shirt and jeans. Her appearance is not stunning, but her delicate eyebrows and delicate eyes have a softness unique to Jiangnan women, giving her a well-behaved and comfortable feeling.

As for Zhang Yu and Ding Lei, they are both over 1.8 meters tall, with big shoulders and round waists. They should be camera operators or something like that. Their personalities are a bit familiar, and indeed, as Fan Zuang said, they are all straightforward men.

He Lanshan is a very easy-going person, his words are humorous, and he is very good at stimulating the atmosphere at the dinner table. Therefore, within ten minutes of the few people sitting down, laughter kept coming from the box...

After the food was served, Helanshan picked up the wine glass in his hand and greeted Li Tongfan with a smile: "Brother, a hero comes from a young age. You have really gained some face for our Chinese football. With this glass of wine, brother, I am just an ordinary fan." I respect you!”

Li Tongfan thought about it for a long time and came up with a sentence that was more in line with the temperament of a party member's father: "Well...it's all taught by the party!"

puff……

Fan Zuang just drank the tea in his mouth and sprayed it all over the floor. Zuo Xiaoqing also covered his mouth and smiled...

He Lanshan was also happy: "I didn't expect my brother to be so humorous, but that's just a joke, isn't it? I understand your concerns, brother. Don't worry, our CCTV will not gossip like those local stations. This conversation today is not The intrigue between the reporter and the interviewee..."

He Lanshan pushed up his glasses frame, pointed at several other people and continued: "We are all fans, real fans! I heard that the station is going to send people to interview you, and it took a lot of effort to get it done! Brother , to be honest, you are too shameless for us..."

Well, the topic was a bit heavy. Li Tongfan decided to distract everyone, picked up a piece of chicken leg, and said with a flattering smile: "Well, the beef in this restaurant tastes very good..."

Fake, does the chicken leg taste like beef?

Fan Zuang now really wants to kill this bastard who pretended to be crazy in front of his new boss!

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