Friend System: An Implosion On This Wonderful World

Chapter 85: My Real Last Name?

Fanfic by: Geraint124x

(A/N: This fanfic is free to be dissed by anyone. I might make some mistakes but I'll edit it soon or later. Please review this Fanfic and write anything on the comment section for support. Thanks.)

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(Harukin's POV)

- Konosuba World -

After revealing my origin and identity from my past life to them,

"Harukin, if you're reincarnated from Japan then you should be from my world, right?" Akane asked me.

"No, it's not. My world is the same as yours but the apocalypse didn't happen to mine. The world I came from is actually peaceful and creatures like vampire and demons not real there. In other words, the structure of our world are totally same but the events happening on it are completely different." I answered, explaining to her.

"Okay then... I just have last thing I want to ask from you. If your name is Japanese then Arata is your last name, right?" Akane asked me again.

"Yes, you're right. What's wrong with it?" I responded then asked.

Suddenly tears are falling from the eyes of Akane and Erza.

"Akane? And you too, Erza? What's going on? Why are you two crying?" I was confused on what happening to them.

"Finally, Erza. Our concerns about Harukin last name has been solved." she said with happy tone.

"That's right, Akane. We can finally have a normal last name after we get together with him. Just hearing our last name turned to 'CrimsonDemon' makes me really depress." Erza replied, wiping her tears with the back of her hand.

"Don't say it, Erza. Even I don't want to hear it as I get cringed turning my last name like that."

I just gave them wry smile.

The first time they heard my last name that turned to CrimsonDemon, they can't stop themselves from laughing. But, when the two of them became my lovers, suddenly became depressed about it because it will be their last name if our relationship survives, getting married in the future.

"Actually, we from Crimson Demon doesn't have last name. That just Gramps using my tribe's name as my last name since I don't have one." I explained.

Nee-san glanced at them and said,

"What wrong with having a CrimsonDemon as a last name? It's sounds really cool, you know?"

"For you and this village, it is. But what about the others outside this village and in our world also. It sounds really weird to them. Natsu and Gray are even laughing hard, calling me 'Erza CrimsonDemon' to challenge me into a duel with them. Uuugh~ Just remembering it, I want to beat the two of them together again." Erza complained.

"Me too. When Yuu and Mika found out about Harukin's last name, they laughed very hard saying, 'If I'm going to date someone, find a guy who has decent name. Harukin CrimsonDemon... Hahaha. Not only his name is strange but also his last name. It is on another new level of weirdness. If the two of you got married, your full name will become CrimsonDemon Akane. It really suits you. Hahaha...' That why, I beat them hard at that time for teasing me." Akane told us.

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Akane and Erza noticed that I'm being silent,

"Harukin?" Akane called me,

"Akane, Erza... Tell me where are they now in your worlds. I'll beat the sh*t out of them." I said with menacing tone, cracking my fist.

"Don't worry, Harukin. We already done it many times enough to shut them up." Erza said, holding my wrist.

"That's why, Harukin. From now on, your name will be Arata Harukin. Just forget your past first name 'Shouta' since it sounds like that we're Shotacons, going for you who's younger than us." Akane spoke, pointed her index finger at me.

Erza nodded.

"Umm... Harukin?" I heard Wiz, tapping my shoulders from behind.

I turned and looked behind, seeing her with worried expression.

"What's wrong, Wiz?"

"Umm... Actually, Harukin..."

She willed herself.

"How old are you before you died and reincarnated here?" she asked.

Suddenly, everyone looked at me intensely, waiting for my answer except Paimon and the Goddess trio.

"Why do you girls want to know? It's not really that important since what remains of my past life are only my memories. My body is actually crashed by a huge oil tanker truck until it's unrecognizable."

"No, I still want to know because my conscience depends on it." Wiz desperately said.

"We're just curious about it. We might known that you're actually a very old geezer in the past. We might felt that our boyfriend right now is an old man."

"Are you telling me that I might a Lolicon old geezer in my past life? I'm telling you girls right now that I'm not. I'm actually 16 years 11 months 10 days old when I died and my birthday is April 1." I said with angry tone.

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"Not you too, Wiz. Why are you crying?"

"Because I've been telling myself that I'm not Shotacon. I was really guilty that I had a romantic relationship with you who's still a child. Now that I known that you're not actually a child inside, I can finally rest ȧssured that I'm not a genuine Shotacon woman who goes after young male children." Wiz explained, crying in happiness.

...

"Sorry, Wiz. You have it hard because of me." I said with pity.

"Don't worry, Harukin. I'm fine now. Let's just do our best to raise Nana together." Wiz just smiled on me.

"Okay..."

"Umm... Harukin?" Yunyun approached me.

I glanced at her,

"Oh, you too, Yunyun. What do you want to ask me?"

"Are you really my childhood friend Harukin that I grew up with?"

"Huh? What kind of question is that, Yunyun? Of course, I'm Harukin. The one whom you met in the deep forest while you're lost and crying."

"It just that you might different person because of the memories of your past life." she explained.

"Yunyun, I already had my past memories when I got born in this world so I'm still me." I replied.

"That's right, Yunyun. Harukin was born strange from the start to become a friends with a weird girl like you. If he don't have those past memories, you will not meet him in that forest and you'll stay friendless for the rest of your life." Paimon explained, dissing me.

"Eh?!" Yunyun was completely shock.

I glanced at Nee-san who seems to be silent.

"Nee-san, do you have something to ask me?"

"Harukin, just give your twin sister a deep passionate kiss and everything will be alright." Paimon spoke.

"Shut up, Paimon!" I retorted.

"Hey, Nee-san. Feel free to ask me anything. I'll be gladly answer now your questions about me."

"... Since you're going be 17 years old from your past life, Am I still the big sister?" Nee-san asked, looking down with sad expression.

"I'm gonna ask you, Nee-san. Which of the two of us was born first?" I responded with a question.

"Me..." Nee-san answered.

"Then you'll be my Nee-san. Now and forever." I proclaimed.

Nee-san slightly surprised from my response then she gave me a kind smile.

"Umm... Megumin. Are you going to become one of Harukin's lover even though it's wrong or stay being twin siblings with him." Yunyun asked her.

Nee-san and I glanced at each other.

Nee-san will be always Nee-san even though we're not really twins or blood related.

I want to have a romantic relationship with Nee-san but I still don't want to abandoned my identity as Nee-san's twin brother.

Nee-san just nodded at me with happy smile then,

"Both." she answered.

"Eh?!" Everyone was shock even me.

"But for the time being, I won't become his lover for now." Nee-san calmly said.

"Why?" Yunyun asked.

"If I became Harukin's lover now, that means I will also automatically become your friend and I don't want that because I felt like I just lost to you and admit defeat. Yunyun... you will be always my rival and I don't want to lose to you in anything. I going to overthrow you from that first position." Nee-san explained, putting a fighting stance in front of Yunyun.

"Then come at me, Megumin. I also won't lose to you." Yunyun also put a fighting stance.

"Since I was really frustrated on Harukin for calling me flat, I going to vent my frustration on your brėȧsts because that was thing that's seducing him." Nee-san rushing towards Yunyun.

"Eh?" Yunyun was surprised.

*Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!*~~~

Nee-san slapped Yunyun's brėȧsts several times while saying in frustration.

"What the heck! What the heck is up with these brėȧst of yours! Even though we're eating the same food prepared by Harukin, only yours are growing. Are you sneaking something behind me that you're not telling me? Tell me!"

"Stop it, Megumin! Just because yours won't grow up, you're blaming it to mine." Yunyun responded.

What elasticity!

"Hey, Nee-san. Stop it! You'll only make them bigger---Ah! Nevermind. Forget what I said. Just continue what you're doing." I said.

"This guy..." Everyone mumbled.

Ah! Before I forgot. Since I already revealed about my past me to them.

I slid my index finger in the empty space.

A holographic screen appeared in front of me.

"What are you doing, Harukin?" Erza went close to me on my left side, looking at the screen.

Akane followed to my other side, looking also at my screen.

"Daddy! Kurē want to see it too."

Kurē tried to climb up behind me so I just picked her up and carried her in my back.

Nana can actually see my system holographic screen then Kurē should able to see it too.

Paimon floated behind me, looking also at my screen.

"What are you going to do?" the perverted Goddess asked, standing together with Aqua and Eris while watching me doing something on my system.

Krul doesn't seemed to be interested so she watched Nee-san's and Yunyun's funny duel.

Only Nee-san, Yunyun, Lalatina and Wiz including my parents and Komekko can't see my system because they don't have connections with my system or magic power.

"I'm just gonna try something." I said.

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Welcome!

Harukin

Gender: Male

Age: 12

Race: Demi-God of the Sun

[Status]

[Inventory]

[Skills]

[Special Abilities]

[Friend System]

[World Gates]

[Exit]

Date and Time:

12/04/xxxx 10:11 AM

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I clicked on the 'Friend System' in the menu.

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Friend System

Friend List (2/7)

Hyakuya Akane(Active) [Chat] [Move]

Erza Scarlet(Active) [Chat] [Move]

[Add a friend]

[Create a Chat Group]

[Random Invite<Locked>]

Summon Beings (2/10)

Krul(Bored)

Aqua(Clueless)

[Back]

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I clicked on "Add a friend"

A screen bar appeared.

[Name: _______________ [Okay]]

I placed "Yunyun" on it then clicked "Okay".

*Click*

Another screen appeared.

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Error 404: Oops... The person you're trying to add can't have friends. Please just add another person.

[Back]

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...

I immediately glanced at Paimon.

"No, this is not Paimon's fault!" Paimon strongly shook her head.

I switched my glanced to Earth-chan and Eris.

They both looked at each other then glanced at me, shaking their heads.

"We have no idea." Earth-chan spoke.

Aqua seems clueless so she's out of this.

I glanced at Yunyun who's struggling with Nee-san.

Yunyun...

Even my friend system itself is rejecting her to have friends.

"Poor Yunyun..." Everyone who saw my screen mumbled.

(To be continued.)

(Meme<<<)

(A/N: Crimson Demon school starts next chapter.. I'll fix my mistakes later.)