Friend System: An Implosion On This Wonderful World

Chapter 86: Red Prison Magic Academy

Fanfic by: Geraint124x

(A/N: This fanfic is free to be dissed by anyone. I might make some mistakes but I'll edit it soon or later. Please review this Fanfic and write anything on the comment section for support. Thanks.)

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(Harukin's POV)

- Konosuba World -

Several months later.

I was in the flower field near our village, watching over Komekko, Nana and Kurē playing around. The three of them are running around.

"Kurē... Nana... Komekko... Don't ran far away from here, okay?" I said to them.

"Yes, Daddy!"

"Yes, Papa!"

"Yes, Onii-chan!"

The three of responded at the same time.

Looking around, I found a good napping spot on a tree near us and laid down under the shade.

Suddenly,

"Meow~"

A black cat with a red cross-shaped marking on it's forehead and bat like wings. It has has stubby legs, a big round head, and yellow oval eyes.

"Huh? Aren't you Chomusuke? How did you get out of the seal?" I asked, being confused.

"Meow~"

"Oh, I remembered that you can't talk."

I sat up then carried the black cat on my ŀȧp, patting it's head.

This is soft like a fur ball.

Looks like Chomusuke really like it so I stroke it's back, ċȧrėssing it's fur.

It's really feels good to touch it that I might get addicted to it.

Suddenly, I can't breathe.

"What's happening?"

I felt like someone was shaking me from my back.

"Huh?"

Everything turned blank.

I realized that I was sleeping and I just woke from a very nice dream.

I felt someone pinching my nose.

When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was Nee-san.

She was blushing hard while teary-eyed, glaring at me.

"What wrong, Nee-san?" I asked.

"Wake up already, Harukin!" I heard Yunyun voice behind while shaking me from back.

"Harukin, your hand..." Nee-san responded with embarrassed tone.

"Huh?"

I noticed that I was fully embracing Nee-san with my right hand inside her pajama pants and undėrwėȧr behind her, touching her buŧŧ raw.

.....

I just played sleeping while continued touching Nee-san's buŧŧ.

"Harukin! You pervert!"

Nee-san pinched both of my cheeks while pouting in anger.

"Aw! Aw! Aw! Sorry, Nee-san! I'll take out my hand now."

I glanced at Yunyun who seems mad at me.

"Good morning, Yunyun."

"Hmph! I've been trying to wake you up but you're not responding to me and continued to touch Megumin's buŧŧ."

"Then what can I do for you then to forgive me." I asked.

"Kiss me..."

"What? I didn't hear it clearly." I said, trying to tease her.

"I said, kiss me. I want you to give me a good morning kiss!" Yunyun repeat it with determination.

"Okay then..."

Yunyun closed her eyes, preparing herself to receive my kiss.

I sighed then moved my head towards her, kissing her lips.

It felt good.

After that, I let go of her lips.

She was blushing in embarrassment.

I glanced at Nee-san who seems to look jealous from watching me and Yunyun kissing.

"Nee-san, you want a good morning kiss too?"

"Nope." she looked away from me.

"Then I just give you a peck on the cheek then."

I embraced Nee-san and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

It's seems like she happy from what I did.

"Sweet Home, Alabama..."

Paimon spoke, appeared out of nowhere, floating near us.

I glanced at Paimon and said,

"Paimon, it's not ɨnċėst if we're not blood related. And also--"

"Paimon knows, you don't have to explain it. Paimon just wanted say it."

This emergency food...

"Hey! Paimon is not a emergency food. If you keep calling me that, you're going to be emergency food as well since we are one entity."

...

"Anyway, did Mom and Dad went to the Magic Item Shop already?"

"Yes, they are. Nana, Kurē and Komekko are still sleeping right now." Paimon answered.

"Okay then, I have to prepare breakfast now." I stood up from our futon.

Right now, I'm only wearing navy blue shorts.

"Harukin, Paimon will remind you right now that today is your first day going to school. Be sure to prepare yourself for a lot of cringy introductions."

"Ugh!" I ġrȯȧnėd, remembers it.

"Let's go." I said, taking a bath towel.

"Harukin, aren't you going to change into your school uniform?" Yunyun asked me.

"No, Yunyun. I'm going to take a bath first."

"Eh?! There's no prepared hot water for you to bath. The water right now is cold."

"No, I'm fine with any water temperature."

Since I never felt cold during daytime.

I went to the bathroom.

Inside, there's a large wooden bathtub that I crafted.

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I took off all my clothes then I pointed my palm on the wooden tub.

"Create Water!"

A particles of water, forming from my palm then shoots on wooden tab, filling it.

After that, I washed myself first then I went inside the wooden tub, soaking myself in a warm bath.

...

"Bathing in lava really feels better for me."

While bathing, suddenly I heard several footsteps from the entrance door of the bathroom.

"Megumin, where are you going? And why are you only wearing a towel?"

I heard Yunyun's voice outside.

"Of course, I'm going to take a bath too."

"But, Harukin is bathing right now."

"That's why, I'm going bath with him."

"Then, I'm joining with him too."

"No, you can't. You're just a girlfriend."

"Eh?! But, what about you?"

"I'm fine since we're twins."

"Huh?! You two are not even blood related, more like not even twins in the first place. You two are just really like to play twins even though you treat each other like lovers. Why don't you become his girlfriend already and turned into one of his lovers." Yunyun complained.

"Hehe... Yunyun. My relationship right now with Harukin is more than twin siblings but less than lovers until I overthrow you from that first lover position."

"What kind of strange relationship is that? It's totally pain just hearing about it. Just admit that you love him and start to have a romantic relationship with him already."

That's right, Yunyun. Tell Nee-san that.

I was nodding.

"I love Harukin more than you think, Yunyun. And I don't want to be ever separated from him even from sleeping at night but, I don't want to lose to you. If I became his lover right now, I felt like surrendered and admit defeat to you, becoming your friend. If you wanted me become his lover already, you have to defeat me first even though you never won against me even once."

"Then I'll try my defeat you from now on."

I heard Yunyun voice has a lot of determination.

Nee-san might be like that, but I don't really mind since she already admitted her feelings for me and we're acting like lovers now.

Good luck, Yunyun. I believe that someday you'll defeat her. Nee-san already thought of you as her bestfriend from a long time ago. She just don't want to admit it because she's also your rival.

*Click*

I heard clicking sound at the bathroom door.

"Huh?"

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud*

"What's wrong, Megumin?" Yunyun asked.

"The door won't open. It's locked inside."

"Harukin must locked it from the inside. He must not like us to join right now. How unfortunate..." Yunyun said with disappointed tone.

"Okay then, Yunyun. Let's go."

Wait! I don't remember locking the door. I always leave it unlock when I entered inside the bathroom.

I glanced at the bathroom door.

I saw Paimon floating while being nȧkėd.

"Unfortunately, Harukin. No fan service for you today." she said.

I looked at her with my eyes squinted.

"Oh, Are you disappointed? Sorry, but the bathtub is too small for the four of us."

She glide towards me, joining the bath with me.

"Paimon felt the water is warm but not bad..." she felt relax, closing her eyes.

"Harukin, can you make the water a little warmer using your sunshine magic for Paimon?" she requested on me.

"Sure." I responded.

I opened my dimensional storage and took out a very sharp knife and some fresh vegetables like carrots, potatoes, white onion and others.

I skinned the vegetables and cut them to small pieces while putting them inside the tub with us.

Few minutes later,

"Harukin, aren't the bath water getting to hot?" she opened her eyes.

She noticed that there's a floating vegetables in our bath.

"Harukin, what are you doing?" Paimon glanced at me.

"Since we're both emergency food, I'm making breakfast right now with the two of us as a ingredients."

"Hey! You're going to be fine since you don't get burned but what about me?" Paimon complained.

"Then be cooked just like the ingredients here."

Paimon became angry then she jumped, pounding me.

"Paimon already told you that never treat Paimon as an emergency food!"

"Hahaha~" I just laughed hard from her amusing reaction.

After I bathed, I changed into my school uniform then I started to make real breakfast.

My school uniform consist of pink long sleeve shirt, orange necktie, black long pants, black shoes and black gloves.

I don't wear mage robe because I felt cringy wearing them.

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"Onii-chan are you there?"

"Papa!"

"Daddy?"

"I'm here! Paimon please help them wash there face."

"Okay..." she responded with unwilling tone.

"I'll make your favorite bacon sandwich for breakfast."

"Leave it to Paimon!" she became suddenly cheerful.

After eating breakfast, we said our goodbye to the little children then walked, going to school.

I glanced at them, looking at them in their school uniform.

Their uniform consist of a pink shirt and ultra-short miniskirt, a knee-length black cloak and a red and orange-striped tie. The two of them are also wearing long brown boots.

The only difference between them is Nee-san is wearing a dark brown witch hat. She also has a white bandage, covering her right leg while other leg is wearing black knee socks. Yunyun in the other hand was wearing a pair of black knee socks and a round golden hair clip on her hair in her left head.

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The two of them are really beautiful in their costum-- No! It's school uniform.

I felt like the two of them are more twins than Nee-san and me.

It a beautiful day, walking together towards school.

"Once we entered the school the school, I wonder if I can get new friends there."

...

I was silent.

"New friends? You don't even have friends in the first place." Nee-san spoke.

"Eh?! What about Harukin? He's my first friend right?"

"Yunyun, Harukin doesn't count as your friend anymore since you two already dating each other. It's rude to call your boyfriend a friend."

"Then what about you, Megumin. We're friends right?" Yunyun desperately said to Nee-san.

"No, we're eternal rivals. We can never be friends."

"Waaah?! Then what about Akane and Erza?"

"I can only see your relationship with them as a fellow girlfriends, not friends. When did you talk with them about a topic other than Harukin?" Nee-san hit the nail.

Yunyun became teary-eyed.

What Nee-san said it's true. According to Erza, when she tried to talk to Yunyun about a topic other than me, Yunyun can't follow and she's even too shy say it them. Things became awkward to them after that.

The problem is not only that Erza and Akane are from different world but also the difference in personality and age. Yunyun is too shy and has not much confidence in herself. I wonder where I can find suitable friend for her. No one in this world except Nee-san who doesn't want to admit it. This must be why she's friendless even in the canon.

I'll try my very best to find her a suitable friend.

While having my own monologue in my mind, we arrived in front of our school. The Red Prison Magic Academy.

There was a statue of griffon in the center of the campus.

The building is like a dormitory made of wood.

"Let's go... Nee-san... Yunyun..." I glanced to the both of them.

"Yes!" the two of them responded at the same time.

We entered the school campus.

(To be continued.)

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(A/N: Cringy school starts.... I'll fix my mistakes later."