Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"Admit defeat." Under the control of Prajna Ghost Face, Xiao Gong put down the broken knife in his hand and said calmly: "Welcome back, my master."

"My new knife!"

The samurai who had his sword taken away just now had a distressed expression on his face: "I haven't used it yet!"

However, now no one obviously cares about the passerby samurai and his unlucky sword. Everyone is staring at Li Xingshan and the masked Xiao Gong, wanting to see the next development of the plot.

"Is it that simple?" Li Xingshan originally thought that Prajna Ghost Mask would still resist, but he didn't expect that she would be so forthcoming, so he immediately stretched out his hands to take off the mask from Xiao Gong's face.

But who knew that the mask was still stuck to the girl's face and could not be removed at all. Li Xingshan did not dare to use force, for fear that after the mask was taken off, his eyes or teeth would be stained on it, and the scene would not be pretty. .

"Master, have you forgotten?" Xiao Gong replied: "A living person cannot take off the mask. If you cut off the head of this host, I will fall off."

You are so willing!

Li Xingshan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Can you... not behead your head?"

"Beheading is easier," Xiao Gong continued to answer: "If you don't want to behead, poisoning, suffocation, drowning... are all acceptable."

"Stop talking. If you keep talking, Tianling will send someone..." Li Xingshan rubbed his forehead and said, "What I mean is, can I take you out while the host is still alive?" Come down?"

"Impossible, unless..." Xiao Gong thought for a moment and said, "Through the circulation of true energy, I will be forcibly transplanted from the host's body to your body."

"Can you... be more specific?" Li Xingshan said, somewhat confused.

"It seems that you have forgotten a lot of things, but it doesn't matter, I will help you remember it." Xiao Gong took half a step forward, almost touching Li Xingshan, and then said: "Using your human way of describing it is ......kiss Me."

Chapter 852 Kiss her! Kiss her!

"What?"

Li Xingshan rubbed his ears and said, "Did I hear correctly?"

"You heard it right!" Yae Shenzi said from the side: "Kiss her!"

The surrounding guests actually coaxed together: "Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!"

"What happened?" A middle-aged man passing by came over and saw that the mask shop, which usually had normal business, was surrounded by many people. He couldn't see clearly what was going on inside, so he was a little curious. He asked: "Why did we kiss all of a sudden?"

"Hey, isn't this Uncle Naganohara? Who knows what happened?" The person watching the fun in front shook his head and said: "Anyway, there is fun to watch, no matter what, you should also shout together!"

That's right, this middle-aged uncle was none other than Yonomiya's father, Ryunosuke Naganohara. Naturally, he didn't know that the person who was about to be forcibly kissed was his own daughter. Instead, he laughed and followed suit: "Okay! Kiss her!"

I said, why are you joining in the fun?

Li Xingshan was speechless for a while. Now he was like the Sunset Warrior at the end of "Journey to the West".

However, looking at the terrifying face of the Prajna Mask, Li Xingshan didn't know where to start.

He reluctantly moved forward, but his face was pressed against the fangs protruding from the mask's mouth. For a moment, he didn't know how to open his mouth.

"trouble......"

Xiao Gong's voice sounded like she was sighing. She stretched out her hands, held the back of Li Xingshan's head, and pressed her face directly against him.

Li Xingshan originally thought that his mouth would be covered with a cold mask or cut by sharp fangs, but what he didn't expect was that it felt not only very soft, but also had a sweet taste.

In the eyes of outsiders, the originally hard Prajna Ghost Face began to slowly deform, turning into a material like a puddle of black mud. It melted and fell off Xiao Gong's face, and as the "junction" between the two faces , slowly flowed onto Li Xingshan's face.

This scene was strange but also had a hint of ambiguity, which made everyone around them stunned.

After returning to Li Xingshan's face, the Prajna ghost face did not change into its original shape, but stuck tightly to Li Xingshan's cheek like a mask. Although it still looked very ferocious, it also had an inexplicable... A hint of handsomeness.

After breaking away from the Prajna Ghost Face, Xiao Gong slowly regained consciousness. She opened her eyes, only to see herself kissing a "strange" man. She was shocked and quickly pushed him away.

However, she had gone through the entire process of what just happened, and she naturally knew that the other party did what he just did in order to save her from Prajna Ghost Face.

However, when she thought about losing her first kiss for such an inexplicable reason, she still felt a little uncomfortable.

Li Xingshan then took off his Prajna mask and revealed his true face. He looked a little embarrassed and said, "Sorry, I had no choice but to do this."

"I...I know..." Xiao Gong's face turned red and he nodded: "It doesn't matter...eh?"

At this time, she saw Li Xingshan's face clearly for the first time, but she was surprised to find that that face was very similar to the man who appeared in her strange dream last night. When she thought of the details in the dream, However, her face immediately turned a little red again.

However, Li Xingshan thought that she was blushing and shy just because of the kiss just now, and did not notice anything unusual about the other party, so he nodded and said: "It's okay, Sister Xiaogong..."

Oops!

Because the simulator is too similar to reality, Li Xingshan still occasionally retains some habits from the simulator.

"Wait a minute!" When Xiao Gong heard the word "sister", his body immediately felt like an electric shock, and he quickly asked: "What did you call me just now?"

Could it be that it is not just a coincidence that this person is so similar to the person in the dream?

Is there some connection between them?

"Sister Xiaogong..." Li Xingshan had an idea and said quickly: "I saw that those children just called you that, and I thought it was your name."

"Pfft..." Xiaomiya couldn't help but smile and said: "How can anyone be named 'sister'? Listen up, my name is Xiaomiya, Naganohara Xiaomiya!"

Li Xingshan breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Yonomiya is not as cautious and astute as Ninja Kuki or Kamiko Yae, so he is more or less easy to fool.

He then nodded and said, "My name is Li Xingshan, and I am a businessman from Liyue."

Is there also a word "kind" in the name?

Although Xiao Gong is usually carefree, she still has some delicate thoughts of a girl. Just when she was about to continue asking something, she saw a hand on her shoulder, and then, there was a breath. A full voice: "Xiao Gong, why are you still lazy here and why don't you go back to the store to help?"

The person who spoke was none other than Xiao Gong's father Ryunosuke. He didn't know what happened at the door just now. When he came in, the matter had already ended. He didn't know at this moment that his daughter had just been exposed in public. Next, I had a passionate kiss with a strange man.

But the people around him were all residents of Hanamizaka, and they naturally knew about the relationship between the father and daughter. They were all holding back their laughter, but no one dared to tell Ryunosuke that the personality of this fireworks master was just like the explosives he made. Maru is as irritable as anyone, and no one wants to ignite this fuse.

An innocent little girl suddenly said: "Uncle Naganohara, Sister Xiaomiya just kissed that brother..."

Seeing this, Xiao Gong quickly covered the little girl's mouth and said in a panic: "Dear... I greeted you cordially. He is a businessman from Liyue. I was wondering if I could expand the fireworks." market.”

"That's great!" Long Zhijie looked Li Xingshan up and down and said with a smile: "I like this guy quite a bit. Since you want to discuss business, why not come to my house and sit down? To tell you the truth, my daughter The technology is so good!”

"Of course I know this." Li Xingshan said with a humble expression, "However, I still have some other things to do right now, so I won't bother you again another day."

Whether it is the technology of making fireworks or the technology in that area, Li Xingshan is very clear about it. However, in reality, Xiao Gong is still a young girl. If she wants to be as skilled as in the simulator, I am afraid she needs to be taught a lot. .

"Then...it's settled," Xiao Gong felt shy and naturally didn't intend to stay here, so he said to Li Xingshan: "My store is at the intersection of Hanamizaka. You must come.”

Chapter 853 I’m afraid you won’t like other people’s faces

Looking at Xiao Gong's leaving figure, Li Xingshan felt a little emotional for a moment.

It was as if the person who appeared in the dream yesterday had the same feeling today.

"Tsk, tsk, if you are reluctant to let go, why not just follow him," Yae Shenzi said in a somewhat sinister tone: "It just so happens that Naganohara Ryunosuke has been looking for a suitable son-in-law to inherit his family business, so you might as well follow the trend. ....."

"Pull it down," Li Xingshan interrupted Yae Shenzi and said, "Hurry up and choose a mask. The time you gave me is not much."

"I have chosen it a long time ago," Yae Shenzi took out a fox mask with red stripes on a white background from somewhere, and said with a smile, "How is it? Isn't it cute?"

To be honest, Li Xingshan was quite surprised that Yae Shenzi would choose a fox mask obediently. He had thought that given Yae Shenzi's character, he would probably choose a mask that was unexpected.

However, after taking a closer look, Li Xingshan discovered that the style of the mask was exactly the same as the one worn by Hua Sanli. She probably had ulterior motives for choosing it this way.

As for Li Xingshan's mask, there is no need to choose.

The Prajna Ghost Mask itself is a mask, and the style can be changed according to needs. However, after all, this is something in the store. Li Xingshan still asked: "Boss, regarding the Prajna Ghost Mask just now, just treat it as if I bought it. Please tell me a price."

"I've already told you, that Prajna Ghost Face is not for sale," the store owner shook his head and said, "Since she has chosen you, she is naturally destined to you. You can just take it, no money is required. Although this thing has been sealed , but it’s not a stable thing after all. You took her away, which solved a problem for me.”

"Then I'd rather be respectful than obey," Li Xingshan was not polite and said with a smile, "Thank you very much."

"Wait a minute, the price for the mask is waived, but..." The shop owner took out an abacus, and with his thin and dry fingers, he moved the beads very quickly, and he said while calculating. : "Loss of work, repair costs, and the masks you just broke... let's just say it's 180,000 Mora."

To be honest, 180,000 molas is just a drop in the bucket for Li Xingshan's financial resources. Just as he was about to take the money, Yae Shenzi pressed his hand and said with a smile: "Boss, we will be here soon." It’s the Mikawa Flower Festival, and you don’t want us to buy masks from other stores this year, right?”

When the boss heard this, a smile immediately appeared on his face and he said: "Our rice wife has always been hospitable and hospitable. It's only 180,000 molas, so there's no need to give it to you."

Li Xingshan smiled bitterly in his heart. Sure enough, this was probably the so-called sentence to ask a woman to spend 180,000 for him.

However, the value of the Prajna Ghost Face is not lost at all even if two zeros are added to the number.

The two left the mask shop, but Li Xingshan seemed to suddenly think of something and asked, "By the way, the boss just said that the Prajna Ghost Face has always been in a seal, so how could it suddenly be released from the seal?"

Judging from the boss's reaction just now, the seal of Prajna Ghost Face should have been released recently.

"Didn't he tell you everything? It's because you are destined for each other," Yae Shenzi gently poked Li Xingshan's cheek with his finger and said with a smile, "Moreover, it belongs to Demon Sword Princess, Prajna Ghost Face, or maybe... ...It’s mine.”

Li Xingshan blushed and quickly changed the subject: "By the way, even if you are wearing this mask, your clothes and... ahem, you can't hide your identity."

He originally wanted to say that Yae Kamiko's figure was too good, but he thought it was inappropriate. However, Yae Kamiko put on the fox mask on his face and spun around in a circle. The conspicuous miko uniform on his body immediately turned into a Wearing ordinary civilian clothes, her long pink hair also turned into a very common black.

But even if nothing is exposed, the mountains that are difficult to hide still make the simple clothes look a bit bulging, which makes them even more attractive.

"How is it?" Yae Shenzi said proudly, "Are you completely unrecognizable?"

"Let me tell you..." A few black lines fell on Li Xingshan's face, and he said helplessly: "Since you can use the transformation spell, why don't you just change your face instead of buying a mask? Woolen cloth?"

"Because..." Yae Shenzi took two steps forward, put his face close to Li Xingshan's, and said, "I'm afraid you won't like other people's faces."

Li Xingshan's eyes dodge for a moment, but before he could speak, a clear voice suddenly came from behind him: "Isn't this Lord Palace Secretary? What a coincidence that I meet you here."

The two turned around and saw that the person speaking was a handsome young man with a dark red ponytail. He was slender like a girl and had a tear mole under each eye, as if he was cute. The decoration on her body was average, and if it weren't for the inconspicuous Adam's apple and the flat chest, Li Xingshan might have mistaken her for a girl.

"Shikanoin Heizo?" Yae Kamiko said slightly surprised: "How did you recognize my identity? Is there some flaw in my disguise spell?"

At this time, Yae Kamiko was wearing a mask on her face, and her hair color had changed. Unless this Shikanoin Heizo could recognize people by their figure, he probably wouldn't be able to recognize her identity.

"It's just a simple reasoning." Shikanoin Heizo said with a smile: "The cherry blossoms of the sacred cherry tree are still falling on your shoulders, which means you are from Narukami Taisha Shrine. It is not time to open the club yet, which means you are The shrine maiden in the shrine has a light and long-lasting perfume, which is expensive and high-end. It shows that you have an extraordinary status. If you combine the above conditions, you can guess the identity of Lord Miyagi."

"You also missed the most important point," Li Xingshan shrugged and said, "She is the only witch who can wander around at this time."

"Good reasoning. I only saw the superficial clues but didn't notice other reasons. I was indeed a little negligent..." Luyein Heizang seemed to be quite satisfied with Li Xingshan's reasoning and moved towards He stretched out a hand and said: "Hello, my name is Luyein Heizo, and I am a detective."

"Hello, my name is Edogawa Conan, and I am also a detective."

Of course, these words were just what Li Xingshan was thinking. He held Luyeyuan Heizang's hand, nodded and said, "I am Li Xingshan, a businessman from Liyue."

He seems to have fully adapted to his identity as a "Liyue businessman" now. However, Li Xingshan has a blacksmith shop in Mondstadt and a restaurant in Liyue. He said that he is a businessman, which is not a complete lie.

Chapter 854 You also want to be pampered, right?

"It's a coincidence that I met you here," Yae Shenzi said with a smile, "No need, we'll go look for you again."

"Oh?" Luyein Heizang said curiously: "Mr. Palace Secretary, what do you want from me?"

"It's not a big deal, it's just that someone borrowed my name to promote themselves," Feng Qingyun, the son of the Eightfold God, said calmly: "There are many people here, let's talk somewhere else."

...

Wood leak tea room.

This teahouse is located in a corner of the machi street. It is very inconspicuous. Only a few tables of customers can be seen here and there. A chubby Shiba Inu is squatting on the counter. If his tail hadn't waggled occasionally, he might have been mistaken for someone. It's a stuffed toy.

It is said that this dog named "Tarōmaru" is the owner of Mu Le Tea House. With the strange owner and the fact that the business is not that good, it is difficult for people to guess how it has been operating for so long. .

However, such a quiet environment is indeed a good place for discussion.

"I see, I already understand the general situation," Shikano Yuinheizo wrote down the information he just got in the notebook he carried with him, and said: "In other words, this woman with the pseudonym 'Iori Bunny', uses She is pursuing an idol career in the image of Miyaji-sama. You want to investigate her, right?"

"Of course I'm not the kind of petty person," Yae Shenzi sneered: "But if she does something shady in my image, wouldn't it ruin my reputation?"

"It makes sense." Luyein Heizang closed his notebook and said with a smile: "You two, please drink tea and rest here. I will go collect information now."

"Nana is right, you are really reliable in doing things," Yae Shenzi nodded approvingly and said, "I will give you a considerable reward."

"You're welcome, let's not mention that my distant sister has been under the care of the Palace Secretary," Luyein Heizo shook his head and said with a smile, "Detective is my hobby, the process of reasoning and the joy of unraveling the truth, To me it is the best reward.”

"You're really helpful..." Li Xingshan said to himself: "Unlike some unscrupulous lawyer whose consulting fees alone cost tens of thousands of dollars."

Far away in Liyue, lawyer Yan Fei, who was eloquent in court, suddenly sneezed loudly.

"I didn't expect that there are such interesting people in Tianling Sect," Yae Shenzi's smile was profound: "I thought they were just big logs."

The Eightfold Divine Son is probably alluding to Kujo Sora.

"By the way," Li Xingshan said casually, "I'm curious about something. Since Kano Nana and Kanoin Heizo are distant relatives, why are there one character difference in their last names?"

Yae Kamiko was naturally very clear about Inazuma's customs, and he easily picked it up and said, "I'm afraid it's because some of the ancestors of Luyein Heizang were monastics, so the word 'in' is included in the surname."

Li Xingshan said thoughtfully: "So can a monk who is a rice wife marry a wife and have children?"

"Of course, it's not just monks who can marry and have children," Yae Shenzi winked at Li Xingshan and said in a somewhat suggestive tone, "Witches are also allowed."