Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Li Xingshan quickly changed the topic and said: "By the way, since the Prajna Mask is the same as the Demon Sword Girl, it should also be able to take the form of a human, right?"

"You will know if you try it," Yae Shenzi saw that the other party ignored her hint, and was not angry. She just smiled and said, "She is your shikigami, not mine."

Li Xingshan thought so, so he opened his palms, and with a thought, the Prajna ghost face appeared in his palms.

"Can you take human form?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the Prajna ghost face trembled slightly, as if it was responding. Then, it turned into a burst of light. After the light dissipated, what appeared in front of the two people was a petite figure. The girl is wearing a ferocious Prajna mask on her face, which looks extremely contrasting.

"Eh?" Li Xingshan asked doubtfully, "So, are you a woman?"

"My body is Fusangshen. Since it is an object, there is no gender distinction," Prajna Ghost Face said calmly: "My image is also determined by the owner's wishes."

"Haha..." Yae Shenzi couldn't help laughing: "It seems that their previous master had some special hobbies? But this is also good. After all, shikigami are not human beings, how can they manipulate them? It doesn’t matter.”

This is not because another Li Xingshan "Yi Shen Harunosuke" has special hobbies around him, but because the three shikigami generals under his command are all women. If the other shikigami are men, it may not be convenient, so this will The other four Fusangshen simply transformed into female figures.

"If you have this idea," Prajna Mask said seriously, facing Li Xingshan, "I will not refuse."

"I refuse!" Li Xingshan said helplessly: "Who would do that to a mask!"

"I can too!"

I saw the Demon Sword Girl on Li Xingshan's waist instantly transformed into a human form, got directly into Li Xingshan's arms, and rubbed his chest affectionately, like a cat vying for favor.

"Tsk, tsk, why haven't I seen you for so many years? You, a sow, are really the same as before." Prajna Mask said coldly: "It's really disgusting."

"Shut up, you stinky mask!" Yao Dao Ji did not show any weakness at all, sticking out her tongue towards the Prajna Mask and provoking: "You obviously also want to be pampered by your master!"

"I don't want to." Prajna Mask said without hesitation.

"That's just right," Yao Dao Ji said with a smile: "This way, no one will compete with me for the master!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as she finished speaking, Prajna Mask had already appeared next to Li Xingshan, clumsily hugged his arm and said, "Then I will not let you succeed."

This scene made Yae Shenzi couldn't help but laugh and said: "The relationship between you two is really good."

"not good at all!"

The two shikigami said in unison.

"I really envy you," Yae Kamiko teased, "It's such a blessing to be surrounded by so many lovely shikigami."

"Thank you..." Li Xingshan couldn't help but sigh.

Just two shikigami have already given him quite a headache. If all seven shikigami really return by then, his life will definitely become very "lively".

The four of them drank tea and chatted, and time passed slowly. Li Xingshan thought he would wait a little longer, but he didn't expect that in just an hour, Luyein Heizang had returned, holding several files in his hand. Obviously This trip should have yielded something.

Chapter 855: Life Mentor Eightfold Rabbit

"Hey, you're back so soon?" Yae Shenzi nodded and said with a smile: "It seems that this Mr. Detective is really quite capable."

"I just asked some friends to help me," Shikanoin Heizo put the information on the table and said happily: "However, Mr. Gongji's guess is really good. As expected, this 'Yaou Bunny' Not very simple.”

Shikanoin Heizo served as "Doshin" in Tenryo. Although it was not a high-level position, it had many conveniences. He was able to collect information so quickly, and he was probably taking advantage of his position.

I saw him pointing at the information reports: "This Yae **** was born in a village near Inazuma Castle. His family was relatively well-off. However, when he was a teenager, he often skipped classes because he was tired of studying, so he eventually dropped out of school and was separated from his family. I have also drawn a clear line. In the past few years, I have been making a living by doing odd jobs in Daozhi."

Yae Shenzi smiled and said: "With such a pretty face, I'm afraid you won't be willing to work odd jobs all the time, right?"

"You're right," Shikanoin Heizo nodded: "Later, she didn't know why, but she transformed into a little idol. In just a few months, she established a firm foothold. Now in Inazuma In the idol world, he is somewhat famous and has quite a lot of fans."

"Even if the appearance is good, if you want to become famous, you still need the power of capital to help." Li Xingshan analyzed: "She can obtain so many resources in a short period of time, I am afraid there are other promoters to help."

"It's really fun to discuss things with smart people," Shikanoin Heizo said with a smile: "The organization behind her is none other than the Inagawa-gumi, one of Inazuma's three major yakuza gangs."

"Things seem to be getting more and more interesting," Yae Shenzi's fox ears twitched slightly and said with a smile: "In this case, this Yae **** is definitely not clean. Sooner or later... no, maybe She has done something illegal and taboo, so I have a reason to deal with her."

"I said..." Li Xingshan said with some confusion: "What is this Daochuan Formation?"

"Brother Li, you are a foreigner, so you may not be very clear about the national conditions of our Daozhu, which are different from yours in Liyue," Luyein Heizang explained: "Some violent gangs have been wandering in gray areas and are difficult to eradicate. Among them There are three most prosperous gangs, and the Inagawa Group is one of them, and Inazuma's entertainment industry has more or less something to do with them."

"What?" Yae Shenzi teased, "Are you afraid?"

Although Li Xingshan could not reveal his true strength yet, there were already two shikigami around him at this time. Even if he did not take action, his fighting power was not what ordinary gang members could match, so he smiled and said: "Yes There should be no problem with Demon Sword Princess and Prajna Ghost Face, not to mention... Lord Gongji is here, right?"

"That's right," Yae Shenzi nodded: "Little detective, do you know what the Yae bastard's recent schedule is?"

"By coincidence, she has a performance at a nearby theater tonight," Shikanoin Heizo handed a flyer to the two of them and said, "If you sneak in, you might be able to find some other clues. "

"Aren't you coming together?" Li Xingshan asked casually.

"Forget it. After all, I am also a public official, and I am not suitable for entering that kind of place." Luyein Heizang scratched the back of his head helplessly and said, "However, if you need any help, you can come to me at any time. .”

To be honest, Shikanoin Heizo was willing to help to this extent for free, which was considered to be the most benevolent thing. Li Xingshan and Yae Shenzi did not continue to insist. After the three of them exchanged a few words, they left the Mulaku Teahouse.

............

Santuchuan Theater.

This is a theater that is not too big in scale. In Inazuma, there are not many underground theaters of this size, and it is also a very suitable place for some underground idol performances.

Generally speaking, the number of audiences in this kind of underground theater should not be too large, but tonight, the place was crowded. Many people held fluorescent signs in their hands that read something like "Yale Rabbit, my life mentor." !” or slogans such as “Master Yashiro scolded me.”

It seemed that they were all attracted by Yae Bunny's popularity.

Li Xingshan and Yae Shenzi were also among them. Both of them wore masks on their faces. However, compared to the fans and audience members with different looks, they looked very normal and made them even more inconspicuous. .

"Tsk, tsk, it seems that I underestimated that girl's influence," Yae Kamiko frowned and said, "I didn't expect there to be so many viewers. By the way, is it so easy to be an idol?"

"That's not necessarily true. I have indeed come into contact with 'idols' from other countries," Li Xingshan said thoughtfully: "The idol of Mondstadt is kind, enthusiastic, and willing to help others. When Mondstadt encounters disaster, he uses his singing and medical skills to help others." , bringing hope to fans, and our idol in Liyue has been honing his skills since he was a child, and has become a famous actor who can sing and write at a young age. As for your idol in Daozhu..."

At this point, Li Xingshan smiled and said nothing, but the meaning was very clear. You rice wife idols can only rely on a pretty face and packaging to maintain their popularity.

Yae Shenzi didn't mean to be angry at all, he just smiled and said: "By the way, why do they call Yae Bunny a 'life mentor'? It's really strange..."

As soon as she finished speaking, a figure suddenly appeared on the stage. It was the Yae Bunny who was very similar to Yae Shenzi. However, unlike the appearance in the magazine, the clothes she was wearing at this time seemed It is much cooler, and it is inevitable to reveal a lot of scenery with every move.

"Tch, I don't have a lot of figure, but I like to show off," Yae Kamiko snorted coldly and said, "Do you think she is better-looking, or am I?"

"Isn't this nonsense?" Li Xingshan observed the Yae Rabbit on the stage and said casually: "This guy's words are not even comparable to one of your hairs."

This simple sentence made Yae Shenzi, who was usually very frivolous, blush for the first time because of shyness, and couldn't help but feel a little sweet in his heart.

Saying such seductive words without any expression on his face undoubtedly hit Yae Kamiko's strike zone.

However, she soon discovered that Li Xingshan seemed to be staring at the "strike zone" of the eight-layer rabbit on the stage, and she felt a trace of jealousy in her heart. She leaned against Li Xingshan's ear and whispered softly: "You Do you like...this style?"

Chapter 856: Can you please stop teasing me?

"Ahem, what do you like or dislike..." Li Xingshan blushed and said, "I am observing her. As the old saying goes in Liyue, if you know your enemy and yourself, you will never be in danger of a hundred battles."

Of course, it would be a bit self-deceiving to say that I was not attracted at all.

Although the appearance and figure of this Yae Bunny **** is not as good as that of the True Master Yae Shenzi, in the eyes of normal people, she is indeed a rare beauty. Coupled with the exquisite makeup and the sultry posture on the stage, it is indeed Quite eye-catching.

Even though Li Xingshan has already read countless beautiful things, he still can't help but take a second look. After all, if he eats too much delicacies from the mountains and seas, he will inevitably want to try this delicious snack.

"Hmph, you are clearly looking at places you shouldn't be looking at." Yae Shenzi's fingers were like soft snakes, and he gently poked Li Xingshan's waist and said, "Let me tell you quietly, in my closet, There are some pajamas that are more exciting than the one she is wearing."

When he thought of the appearance of Yae Shenzi wearing those clothes, Li Xingshan was naturally fascinated, but he quickly concentrated and said: "Shh, now is not the time to talk about those things, keep reading."

As an idol, singing and dancing are naturally the basics. But to be honest, although this Yae Bunny has good appearance, his ability to sing and dance can only be regarded as an amateur among amateurs.

"This dance is too bad..." Yae Shenzi yawned in boredom and said, "Find a chicken and it can dance better than her."

Good guy, why are there little black men everywhere?

Before Li Xingshan could complain, Yae Bunny stopped dancing and said with a smile: "Now is the fan interaction session. If you have anything you want to say to Bunny, Bunny will listen carefully. But remember, You need to use the 'interaction coupon'."

"Did you see that?" Li Xingshan sneered: "Those were just additional programs, now is the main topic."

The so-called "interaction coupon" is a paid prop sold in the theater, priced at 100,000 Moras each, and its function is only to allow fans to ask a question in exchange for the opportunity to briefly interact with their idols.

To put it simply, it is actually equivalent to "superchat (eye-catching message in live broadcasts. Fans can use the paid function to highlight their own comment messages to attract the attention of the anchor.

Inazuma's underground idol industry can think of this method of making money, which can be regarded as leading the industry.

"Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!" I saw a fan waving the interactive coupon in his hand, and said loudly: "I have to guide you in the photo every day, once in the morning, noon and evening, rabbit, I can guide you in person Once?"

"Can you please don't mislead me?" Unexpectedly, Yae Bunny showed a disgusted expression and sneered: "It's really disgusting!"

Unexpectedly, the fan who was "abused" not only showed no sign of anger, but showed an expression of great enjoyment. He trembled all over and murmured: "I... ..I'm ready......"

"What's going on with this guy?" Yae Shenzi asked a little puzzled: "No way? Someone really spends money to scold him, right?"

"Everyone has their own special hobbies," Li Xingshan touched his chin and said, "Maybe this is the 'characteristic' of this eight-level bunny, and it just fits the special hobbies of these guys, so that's why it's like this popular."

"Oh?" Yae Shenzi narrowed his eyes, leaned against Li Xingshan's ear, and said in a sticky voice, "Then what is your 'special hobby'?"

"I...I don't have any special hobbies." Li Xingshan explained with a blushing face.

"Hehe, I won't tease you anymore," Yae Shenzi seemed to have thought of something and asked curiously: "By the way, what did that guy mean by 'guide' just now?"

Li Xingshan looked embarrassed and hesitated: "I...I don't know either."

"You must know," Yae Shenzi pinched Li Xingshan's ears and said, "Although I can't see the expression under your mask, your ears are very red. Tell me."

Li Xingshan had no choice but to clasp his hands into a bowl and whisper in her ear: "The catheter means..."

After listening to Li Xingshan's words, Yae Shenzi's cheeks under the mask couldn't help but blush a little. She turned to Li Xingshan's ear and said: "If you want to direct it to me, I... won't I'll mind."

"I told you I don't have that kind of hobby!" Li Xingshan said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "Besides, if there is a chance for actual combat, why should I... practice by myself?"

Yae Shenzi was stunned for a long time, and then he realized the meaning of Li Xingshan's words. He gently squeezed his waist and whispered: "You are bad."

I don't know since when, Li Xingshan actually learned to "fight back". He was obviously teasing him, but he didn't expect that he would tease him in return.

The interactive session is still going on. Although one hundred thousand molas is not an expensive price, it doesn't seem too expensive to spend one hundred thousand molas just to have a simple conversation with an idol or to throw the molas directly into the water to listen to the sound. big difference.

"Rabbit! My rabbit!" Another fan asked loudly, holding an interaction ticket: "If you want to get married, what kind of man will you marry?"

As we all know, not only can idols not get married, they can't even fall in love (at least on the surface), so the whole sensitive issue has naturally attracted everyone's attention. Fans were quiet for a while, waiting for Tu Zai's answer. .

"I don't plan to get married yet, but I will dedicate my life to the idol career," Yae Zai said with a slight smile, "However, if I want to get married in the future, I will just choose one of my fans. , after all, you are the ones who love Bunny the most."

As soon as this statement came out, the fans immediately became excited again, and bursts of cheers came from time to time.

"She figured out the profession of idol after playing with it," Yae Kamiko sneered, "These guys don't really believe that she will marry them in the future, right?"

"In the eyes of fans, the idols they promote have perfect filters," Li Xingshan said calmly: "They believe that the idol is really such a person no matter what kind of persona the idol performs."

"Okay, it's getting late, it's almost the end time." I saw Yae Bunny stretched out, inadvertently revealing a large area of ​​white snow, and said with a smile: "However, in order to give feedback to all fans who have expressed their opinions for a long time, Thanks to Tu Zai’s support, Tu Zai has prepared a special gift for everyone today...that is, the opportunity to have supper with me."

Chapter 857 A late night snack of twenty million molas

These words immediately caused a huge storm like a huge boulder thrown into the sea. All the fans became extremely restless. If there were not security guards blocking the stage, they might have rushed up together now.

After all, it is the dream of countless fans to have supper with their idols!

"Look at me, bastard! I'm going!"

"Give me a chance!"

"Look at me, bastard!"

Amidst the arguments, Yae Zai Zai cleared his throat leisurely and said: "As for the quota, there is only one. For the sake of fairness... Tu Zai will auction this opportunity to everyone. , Rabbit will donate this money to welfare institutions!"

"Donate it to a welfare institution?" Li Xingshan sneered and said, "I think donating it to a welfare chicken purchase is enough."

"Then, the chance to have a late night snack with Bunny..." Yae Bunny stretched out five fingers and said: "Five million mola, start shooting!"

"No way?" Yae Shenzi said in wonder: "Is there really anyone willing to spend five million molas to have a late-night snack with others?"

"If it were you, maybe someone would be willing to pay 50 million molas," Li Xingshan said calmly, "Just wait and see the good show."

Sure enough, as soon as Yae Rabbit finished speaking, voices of bidding began to be heard from the crowd.

"I'll pay six million!"

"Six and a half million molas!"

"Seven million!"

To be honest, not only the Eightfold Divine Son, but also Li Xingshan himself could not help but be a little surprised.

To put it bluntly, with so much money, if you go to Custom Street to have fun, it will be enough for you to feel comfortable a dozen times. If you come here, you can just have a chance to have supper together. I can only say that the attraction of idols to fans Strength is indeed a bit difficult for outsiders to understand.

"Why are you still standing there?" Yae Shenzi stretched out his hand, patted Li Xingshan's chest, and said with a smile, "Quickly make an offer."

"Me?" Li Xingshan pointed at himself and said, "I have no interest in this high-priced midnight snack."