Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"They are both difficult to deal with." Li Xingshan complained and said, "In short, in Dao Wife, these two women are the only ones you must not mess with."

If you offend Yae Shenzi, she will try her best to get revenge on you in all kinds of incredible ways.

If you provoke General Thunder and Lightning, it will be much easier. She will just chop you with a knife.

"Humph, what's the big deal?" Shen He's character has always been arrogant. Except for his master Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and his senior sister Gan Yu, he refused to accept it at all. He said coldly: "Why go to such trouble? General Leiden can just stay in the castle." In the pavilion? With the strength of the two of us, we may not be able to break in easily."

"Absolutely not!" Li Xingshan said immediately: "Since you are here as Dao Wife, I will make a three-part agreement with you!"

Chapter 870 Listen to your brother-in-law

Shen He frowned and said, "Which...which three chapters?"

"Listen to my brother-in-law, listen to my brother-in-law..." Li Xingshan said in one breath: "You really want to listen to your brother-in-law!"

"Hmph..." Shen He said as if he was dissatisfied: "Anyway, after we are done with the things here, let's go back quickly. Senior sister, she... misses you very much. She had an unknown problem before. I had a hunch that I was originally going to come to Dao Wife to find you in person, but because there was too much work, I came here on her behalf."

"Really..." Li Xingshan nodded and said, "I'll write a paper crane letter first to tell Gan Yu that he's safe."

"Well, I'll perform the technique..." Shen He was about to cut the paper, but suddenly remembered something, shook his head and said: "It's better for you to do it, your skills are much more advanced than mine."

"Paper Crane Passing Message" is not a profound spell. Ordinary monks can easily master it, but the effects are quite different.

The more advanced the practitioner's cultivation, the faster the paper crane will be, and the less likely it will be affected by external factors.

The same paper crane letter can be used by people of different abilities, and the difference in speed is even comparable to that of the postal service and SF Express.

Although Shen He was not weak in strength, she knew that Li Xingshan was better. In order to let Gan Yu receive the letter faster, she rarely showed weakness once.

"OK."

Li Xingshan nodded, and simply wrote a letter home on the paper he had prepared, then folded it into a paper crane and tossed it lightly. The paper crane, which originally seemed light and flimsy, turned out to be... He immediately rushed out of the window, so fast that he even lifted Shen He's long hair.

So... so fast!

The speed of the paper crane letter can also reflect the strength of the spell caster. Such a fast speed is enough to show that Li Xingshan's strength has improved a lot during this period of time.

Brother-in-law, how much else is he hiding...

Thinking of this, Shen He subconsciously looked at Li Xingshan, but who knew that he was also looking at him.

Their eyes met, Shen He's face turned slightly red, but Li Xingshan had no intention of dodge, and instead stared at him more directly.

"You...what do you think I'm doing?" Shen He said angrily.

"Ahe, you..." Li Xingshan touched his chin and said with a bad smile, "Have you eaten too much recently? Why do I feel that you look a little fatter than before I left? Woolen cloth?"

"That's nonsense!" Shen He's face turned a little red, and he said, "You...you must have misunderstood."

Although she said this, deep down in her heart, she was inevitably a little weak.

She had lost a lot of energy by swimming all the way from Liyue to Daozhu, so after landing, she had a good meal in the Daochuan group, and she might have accidentally gained some weight. .

However, there was no way she would admit this kind of thing.

"My eyes may make mistakes," Li Xingshan stretched out his hands, stretched out his slender fingers, and said, "But my hands can't."

"You...what do you mean?" Shen He asked in confusion.

"I have roughly measured the thickness and thickness of your body before," Li Xingshan rubbed his hands, hooked his fingers towards her, and said, "Sit over here and let me measure it again. I won't know." .”

"I...I don't want it!" Shen He immediately shook his head like a rattle: "I refuse!"

"As I just said," Li Xingshan stepped forward, held Shen He's shoulders, lowered his head, and whispered in her ear: "Zai Dao Wife, what do you want?"

Shen He felt a warmth in his ears, and then he couldn't help but said: "Listen...listen to your brother-in-law."

"Yep."

Li Xingshan's hands had all the way down at this time, turning into a pair of meat rulers, and they continued to measure Shen He's body: "Be obedient, and let me measure it!"

Shen He resisted symbolically, but still let his brother-in-law run as he pleased.

Before meeting Li Xingshan, she was naturally able to be calm and calm. However, after meeting this man, her ten years of self-cultivation were gradually eroded inadvertently.

So now, even just Li Xingshan's casual teasing was enough to make her unable to control herself.

"You...where are you measuring?" Shen He bit his lip and said.

"My waist," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Tsk, tsk, I guessed it right, at least... it's a third of an inch thicker."

Shen He's cheeks turned red, but he didn't say anything harsh. He just bit his tongue and whispered: "I...I will lose weight!"

"That's not necessary," Li Xingshan said with a smile, moving his hand all the way north, "because the other place is almost two inches thicker. Your girl's flesh really likes to grow in the most suitable place."

Shen He naturally felt that Li Xingshan's Lushan Claw was acting recklessly, and quickly whispered: "Stop, at least...not here."

After all, this is a restaurant after all. Even though it is in a private room, the door is not locked.

Li Xingshan seemed to have noticed Shen He's concerns. He snapped his fingers, and branches suddenly sprouted on the wooden door, tightly intertwining the door frame.

After all, controlling the grass element is one of the abilities that Li Xingshan acquired very early. Although the usage rate is relatively low, he is now quite skillful in operating it.

Of course, as long as it comes to matters in this area, Li Xingshan can always use his abilities to play many new tricks.

Li Xingshan casually touched the table. The originally square dining table deformed instantly. Not only was it shorter, it also became a rectangular shape like a bed. Without saying a word, Li Xingshan hugged Shen He. Go up.

"Ahe," Li Xingshan said softly, "I also...miss you very much."

Next, is his action to express his longing.

A card suddenly appeared between his fingers, which was exactly the card used in the Tianshu election - [The Curse of Lord Bachiku].

This was the prize for winning the previous competition, and Li Xingshan used some "little tricks" to make the abilities of these cards available in reality.

The effect of [Hachiku-sama's Curse] is to rapidly enlarge the target's body.

"Wait, I remember..." Shen He seemed to remember the experience of that day again, and said quickly: "No...can't..."

However, she took a step slower after all, and saw the light of the card shining on her body instantly. Then, her originally slender and tall body began to enlarge in proportion, and soon became A "giantess" who was more than two meters tall, even the wooden bed that served as a balance bed began to tremble slightly.

Chapter 871 Two eight-foot adults?

This "huge" body not only does not feel inconsistent at all, but also adds a bit of gunpowder to Shen He's already explosive figure.

Especially the fruit, which is estimated to weigh at least twenty kilograms in total, is estimated to have exceeded the known upper limit of human women at this time. Just looking at it is so shocking that people can't help but want to call "Mom".

Li Xingshan, a wanderer who had left home, pounced directly on him, hoping to feel the warmth of his motherland from this old friend.

Of course, it is definitely not possible to do it directly. Even if Li Xingshan's model is higher than that of normal people, for Shen He at this time, it is still inevitable that some toothpicks will stir up the big vat, so he took out another eight-pair card. The special cards for Lord Shakaku - "The Art of Doubling"!

[The art of doubling: it can make some organs of the body rapidly enlarge]

As Li Xingshan drove straight in, the wooden bed, which was only trembling slightly, began to squeak sadly.

If this piece of wood could also be turned into a mourning spirit, he would definitely sigh in disbelief that he was actually serving a dining table, but it was used to do such a thing.

Unfortunately, it no longer has this opportunity.

There was only a "pop" sound, and because of the large range of movement, the wooden bed under the two of them cracked in response. It is no wonder that Shen He weighed at least three hundred kilograms at this time, plus Li Xingshan's weight and violent shaking meant that no matter how hard the wood was, it couldn't withstand such training.

"Dong dong dong..."

There was a knock on the door, followed immediately by the cautious voice of the waitress, "Excuse me, has something happened?"

"No...it's okay!" Li Xingshan's voice seemed a little blurry, as if he was trapped in a giant marshmallow: "Your table is broken."

It would be reasonable if a chair, stool, plate, and cup were broken, but this was the first time that the waitress had seen someone break the table while eating. Besides, the financial backer behind this restaurant is Yae Kamiko. , the furnishings in the store are all of the best quality, and even if they are damaged intentionally, it should be impossible to damage them.

However, the guests in the box were the distinguished guests of Mr. Yaeguji. She also specially emphasized that no matter what happened in this room, she should not care about it.

This is why when people from the Daochuan group came to trouble Li Xingshan before, no clerk came forward.

"The table... is the table broken?" The waitress said quickly: "If necessary, please let me send someone to replace you with a new table."

"No... no need!" Li Xingshan said calmly: "We... still have some things to deal with."

Although the waitress was confused, the two of them were the distinguished guests of the Palace Secretary after all, so she had to retreat silently.

The battle in the box is naturally still going on. After arriving at Daozhu, although Li Xingshan has been acting recklessly in the simulator, in reality, he has not driven meat several times. Now that Shen He appears, it is just right. Let Li Xingshan relieve his accumulated anger.

What's more, at this time, Shen He has changed from a small car to a large truck. He is very likely to run Li Xingshan to death. Li Xingshan must be extremely talented. If it were anyone else, let alone enjoy it. Sometimes he either suffocated to death or was crushed until his internal organs were broken.

Ichimiya is an izakaya open all day long, and before you know it, it’s past midnight.

The fierce battle between the two has entered the second round.

But just as Li Xingshan was adjusting the car lights, there was suddenly a strange "bop" sound coming from outside the house. It was unknown what kind of creature made it, and it sounded quite scary.

If ordinary people heard this kind of sound in the middle of the night, they would probably be a little jealous and afraid.

But what kind of people are Li Xingshan and Shen He? One is the great Onmyoji who has been all-powerful five hundred years ago, and the other is a close disciple of Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng. When others see evil spirits, they are just like seeing ghosts. Seeing them was like seeing a ghost.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of "Bobo" got closer and louder, and a gust of cold wind blew open the window in an instant.

Li Xingshan and Shen He had naturally noticed that something was not right in the atmosphere, but they were both in high spirits at this moment. At this critical moment, let alone evil spirits approaching, even a Hundred Ghosts Night Parade could not stop them. Action between two people.

"Snapped!"

At this moment, an extremely pale hand suddenly touched the window edge, with slender but rough fingers.

The reason why it is so contradictory is that in terms of proportions, it is indeed a beautiful female hand, but each finger is larger than that of an adult male.

At this moment, a scroll suddenly appeared out of nowhere, vibrating continuously, as if it were a badge on a demon hunter's neck that would start to tremble crazily when he sensed a sorceress around him.

"Didi, didi, we detected a conquerable monster nearby."

Just as Bai Guiji finished her voice, a huge white figure climbed in directly from the window.

The window was not small, but the way the figure climbed in was quite crowded, and his chest squeezed a crack into the window sill, making a "click" sound.

Li Xingshan and Shen He finally saw clearly the true face of this uninvited guest in Lushan. She was a "woman" wearing a white dress and a white wide-brimmed hat.

The reason why I put it in quotation marks is because this woman's body is too huge, almost on par with the current Shen He.

But at this moment, the Night Journey of the Hundred Demons suddenly unfolded, and the Hundred Demons stared at the large woman and said seriously: "Master Hachiku, tall female ghosts usually target male humans. , sucking all his essence and causing his death."

Good guy, is your body the Pokédex?

How could Li Xingshan have imagined that someone on his side would create a fake Master Bachi and somehow attract the real Master Bachi?

However, this is not a coincidence. Because Li Xingshan once changed history as "Yi Kami Harunosuke", today's Inazuma is different from the game. The monsters have not declined, but have a certain balance with humans. way to live in the same world.

But even so, Inazuma also has dangerous monsters like Hatachi-sama. She cannot be evaluated by the so-called "good" and "evil". She will look for young men as targets, just like predators preying on prey. It's just my own instinct.

Chapter 872: Methods to subdue Master Bashiku

The genuine Eight-Child Master slowly raised his head and met Shen He's eyes.

For a moment, one person and one ghost were all stunned.

What Shen He was thinking was, what kind of monster is this? Why is it so big?

What Bashiku-sama was thinking was, had he actually met his peers?

Of course, it is impossible to travel together, and there are differences between monsters and monsters.

For example, monsters such as the demon fox clan and the ghost clan are just one "type" of monsters, and there are many of them.

In addition, there are also monsters with "uniqueness". This kind of monster is either an extremely powerful individual in the group, and can even be separated from the group and become famous independently. For example, Tamamo Mae from the demon fox clan, Shuten Doji from the ghost clan, etc.

Otherwise, they are monsters that cannot be copied because of their unique formation methods, such as the fusangshen around Li Xingshan who were created by artifacts absorbing spiritual energy or resentment, and the Bachi-sama in front of him who was created by legends and strange stories.

To put it simply, it is not because of the appearance of these monsters that the strange stories related to them appeared.

It's because, due to various reasons, strange stories are constantly spreading among the crowd, causing more and more people to form the images of these monsters in their minds. These ideas are constantly combined, and finally produce the images corresponding to the strange stories. monster.

This is why the images and habits of these monsters are often very similar to human descriptions. This is not because humans have thorough observations, but because these monsters themselves are created based on these descriptions.

It's like shooting an arrow first, and then drawing the target. Naturally, no matter what, it will always hit the mark.

...

The air seemed to freeze for a while.

Due to inertia, Li Xingshan even moved a few more times, which also allowed Master Bachi, as an uninvited guest, to see clearly what Li Xingshan was doing.

Just a startling glance made Master Bachi's eyes show a look of envy.

After all, the targets she had hunted in the past were all of normal size, but what is normal for a normal person is nothing more than a Wu sign for Master Bachi, and is of no use at all.

But today’s goal is not to forget Japanese, and it can be applied to your own size.