Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

It's a pity...it has already been taken advantage of by people, no, by "ghosts".

Whether it is this kind of inhuman standard or this kind of encounter with a colleague, it is something that has never been encountered by Bachi-sama. Her obviously not very smart head obviously doesn't know what to do. Do.

Just hit him hard, right?

There may be conflicts with colleagues, not to mention that while others are working, if you step in, it will inevitably be a bit unethical.

Just leave, she really can't bear to part with this one-of-a-kind prey.

After thinking for a while, she slowly sat down on her knees, took off the hat on her head, and stayed there quietly.

Only then did Li Xingshan see her appearance clearly. Although her face was extremely pale, her appearance was quite delicate. Although there was still a slight gap compared with the cold and charming Shen He, as a female monster, she could grow into a mature woman. So, what else do you need a bicycle for?

"Wa... Bo Bo... Bo..."

She doesn't seem to be able to speak human language, and can only make this strange "bop" sound.

"She...what is she talking about?" Li Xingshan asked Baigui Ji with some confusion.

Baiguiji replied: "She said, after you finish, can you replace her."

Are you so polite?

She really made me cry to death.

Li Xingshan couldn't laugh or cry in his heart, and whispered: "Bai Gui Ji, what do you think we should do next?"

"Of course I have to subdue her!" Hyakuki Hime said excitedly: "Hyakuki Night Journey Map must accept enough monsters to be able to exert its power. Lord Hachiku is a very rare monster, and his strength is not weak. He is so good. This opportunity must not be missed.”

If it were a pig farm mobile game, this level would have to be an SR.

Li Xingshan said thoughtfully: "But...how to subdue her? Have a fight with her?"

He was quite sure that he could defeat this genuine Bachi-sama, but seeing her pitiful and polite look, Li Xingshan was a little embarrassed to take action for a moment.

"There is no need to fight," Hyakkihime said immediately: "According to the data, as long as she can satisfy Lord Hachisha's desires, she will surrender."

This requirement seems simple, but looking at the model of the eight-foot-long model, for normal people, it is like asking a child to drive a big truck, it cannot be driven at all!

Before Li Xingshan opened his mouth, Shen He fanned the flames and said, "Aren't you very powerful? Why, are you scared?"

"Are you kidding me? I'm scared?"

Although Li Xingshan knew that this was Shen He's trick to provoke the general, he still fell into the trap willingly. He took out a card again and said: "[Double Trouble]!"

[Double Trouble: An organ can be copied]

What Li Xingshan chose to copy was naturally his doubled Kunkun.

Shen He had already learned this trick, so he was very calm when he saw this incredible scene.

On the contrary, Lord Hachiku, who was sitting there on his knees, had opened his mouth in surprise, as if he could stuff a grapefruit into his mouth.

Li Xingshan, on the other hand, raised his fingers towards her and said, "Let's come together."

He didn't know whether Master Bachi could understand his words, but at this moment, his words were pale and powerless. With just one movement, the other party could already understand him.

Li Xingshan pointed down, and Master Bachi immediately lay down on the ground. Then, Li Xingshan glanced at Shen He again and raised his eyebrows.

"What's the meaning?"

At this moment, Shen He's understanding ability seemed to be inferior to that of Master Bachi. She looked expectantly and said: "Bob... Bobo!"

Baiguiji translated by the way: "She means, you go up there."

"Look," Li Xingshan joked, "the monsters are smarter than you."

"Stop!" Shen He said with a red face: "I...I don't want to do that kind of embarrassing move!"

"All this is to subdue monsters and benefit the world." Li Xingshan patted Shen He's waist (out of reach of his shoulders) and said solemnly: "Have you forgotten the mission taught to you by Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun? Yet?"

Damn it, you actually used Master to suppress me...

Although Shen He was so angry that his teeth were itching, he had no choice but to give Li Xingshan a blank look before obediently lying down.

As for Li Xingshan, although his "weapons" have been doubled, his figure is still that of a normal person. Even if the Eight-foot Master is lying on his stomach, the insertion hole has already reached Li Xingshan's chest, let alone Shen He who is still on it. .

Chapter 873 Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains

Li Xingshan jumped up and down a few times, but he still couldn't compare with others. For the first time in his life, he experienced what it means to feel helpless and sighing.

Compared with these two "giants", he now looks like a goblin selling compressed towels.

The anxious Bachi-sama began to chant again: "Bob... Bobo..."

"That makes sense!" Baiguiji quickly translated: "She said you can move a stool."

It's really a simple and effective method.

Li Xingshan did not hesitate, he quickly brought a stool over and stood on it. Not to mention, it was impartial and just right.

Without further ado, Li Xingshan spun two weapons and swung them one after another.

Shen He and Lord Bachi are like two mountains with overlapping peaks, and Li Xingshan is the hard-working digger.

As the saying goes:

Wang's house and Taihang are stacked one on top of another, and there is a foolish old man digging into the mountain in a hurry.

Walking alone into the tiger's den, not afraid of the bottomless depths.

A palm of his hand caused white waves to ripple, and his two pickaxes leaked out of the jade spring.

Finally, silver paste breaks through the wall and the two peaks sway, ready to fall.

............

How these two people and one monster started a fight in the room will not be shown for the time being.

Outside the room, the waitress who had retired not long ago walked to the door again. She was holding a dinner plate with some refreshments on it.

After all, the people in the room were the distinguished guests of the Palace Secretary, and this etiquette was still required. The waitress was just about to knock on the door, but she suddenly saw a rather horrifying scene through the paper window.

Under the illumination of the candlelight, only two huge figures could be seen. As the light continued to shake, two giant objects at least two meters high were projected above the paper window, which looked quite terrifying.

The waitress had never seen such a strange scene before. She was so frightened that her hands shook, and the food and tea in her hands were about to fall to the floor.

But at this critical moment, an invisible force lifted up the scattered objects one after another and placed them on the dinner plate. A soft little hand had already covered the hand of the waitress.

"Shh, don't make any sound."

The speaker was none other than Yae Shenzi. She smiled slightly and said in a low voice: "Leave this place to me. You can go down first."

The appearance of Yae Shenzi undoubtedly gave the waitress a reassurance. Since she took action, there should be no danger. Then she nodded and walked away slowly and quietly.

As for Yae Shenzi, looking at the figure shaking on the paper window, she smiled softly and waved her hand. The originally airtight paper window suddenly became transparent, allowing her to easily see what was happening in the room. things.

That crazy and weird scene, even the well-informed Yae Shenzi couldn't help being slightly surprised, but she quickly calmed down and murmured to herself: "You, you can always give me Come up with something new.”

............

Half an hour later.

Following Li Xingshan's shocking movement, there was a "crack" sound, and the wooden chair immediately shattered under his feet, but he moved quickly and stood firm in an instant.

However, the other two began to teeter because they lost their balance.

If they were two women with normal figures, they would fall if they fell. However, with their current height of two and a half meters, if they fell directly to the ground, they would inevitably make two big holes. Li Xingshan did not dare to neglect it. , quickly stretched out his arms, and forcefully supported the two of them.

Thanks to his amazing strength, if it had been anyone else, both arms would have been broken by now.

However, due to time constraints, the effect of [Bachi-sama's Curse] ended just in time, and Shen He's body returned to normal instantly. As for the real Bachi-sama, he sat directly on the ground at this time, with a look of relief on his face. color.

After so many years, she finally realized for the first time what it was like to be a "female" monster.

At this time, apart from the fact that she looked very big, which made people feel a little intimidated physically, she was actually not dangerous at all. She was as gentle as a little sheep... no, a big sheep.

"Master..." Baigui Ji quickly reminded: "Quickly conquer it!"

"OK!"

Li Xingshan subconsciously made a hat-turning motion, but found that he didn't seem to have a Poké Ball, so he wondered: "Well, how should I tame it?"

"Just ask her to tell you her name," Hyakkiji replied: "For monsters, names are the most important thing. Saying your name is equivalent to handing over the power of life and death to you. Got the other party."

Otherwise, a bunch of monsters in a certain crew next door wouldn't be fighting for a book of friends and getting bloody.

"So..." Li Xingshan walked up to Master Bachi, stretched out a hand towards her, and said softly: "Can you tell me your name?"

I don’t know why, but after saying this, the BGM of “Previous Lives” sounded behind me.

But then again, Master Hachisha... doesn't seem to be able to speak?

Before Li Xingshan could have doubts, Lord Bachi had already stretched out his hand that was several sizes larger than Li Xingshan's, held Li Xingshan's fingers with his, and murmured: "Ba...zi. "

Bazi?

What I know is the name of Lord Bashiku.

I don’t know, I thought it was the abbreviation of Yae Kamiko.

Of course, now is not the time to complain. Li Xingshan nodded and said seriously: "Bazi, please... become my shikigami."

A faint smile appeared on Master Bachi's face and he nodded.

In an instant, her body turned into a burst of light, which shot directly into the Night Walk of the Hundred Demons behind Hyakuki Ji. On the originally snow-white paper, a trace of ink suddenly appeared, and then, the ink stain From light to thick, it is like an invisible paintbrush on it, outlining a tall woman.

The woman was dressed in white and had a white hat. She was eight feet tall and had a smile on her face. She was obviously a grown-up of eight feet.

Not only that, her image in the scroll is not static, but living. The endless scroll will become her new home.

"Conquer successfully!"

Baiguiji raised her hands excitedly and said excitedly: "As expected of the master! But in just a short time, a piece of the puzzle has been filled in for the Hundred Demons' Night Journey. It won't take long, maybe it can be as good as one hundred and eight." It’s just a monster!”

"If every monster has to be subdued in this way..." Shen He glanced sideways at Li Xingshan and said coldly: "Someone is going to suffer."

Indeed, this "battle" was different from the past. Driving two heavy trucks at the same time was indeed a heavy burden for Li Xingshan. His originally round cheeks now looked slightly shriveled.

Chapter 874 The Eightfold Divine Son Under One Person

At this moment, there was a soft knock on the door, and a slightly frivolous voice: "Ashan, I want to come in."

That voice was naturally that of the Eightfold Divine Son. Before Li Xingshan could speak, Shen He snorted coldly and said, "Ashan? You've only been here a few days, and a woman calls you so affectionately?"

"I'll explain it to you later," Li Xingshan said with a wry smile, "Son of God, please come in."

He just snapped his fingers, and the wooden bar used to lock the door broke naturally, and the Yae Shenzi also pushed the door open.

In fact, she already knew what happened in the room just now, but when she saw the two of them, she still pretended to be a little surprised and asked: "Hey, where did such a beautiful little girl come from? Ashan , you are really lucky."

"It's a long story," Li Xingshan said helplessly: "Anyway, let me introduce you first. This is Shen He, and this is the Eightfold Divine Son..."

Before Li Xingshan finished the introduction, Shen He had already frowned and said, "Brother-in-law, this person... has a similar aura to the female monster just now."

It's no wonder that Inazuma's "monsters" are just like Liyue's "immortals". They are all non-human creatures, and there are inevitably some similarities. Although Bachi-sama and the fox demon have nothing to do with each other, they belong to the same genus. Monsters will inevitably have some similarities.

"Brother-in-law?" Yae Shenzi raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "So, do you already have a family?"

"It's a long story." Li Xingshan shook his head and told Yae Shenzi about his "fake marriage" with Gan Yu in Liyue: "That's it. As for her calling me Brother-in-law, it’s because I’m used to calling him and can’t change it, so I might as well just keep calling him that way.”

"So your wife is Sister Gan Yu!" A rare look of surprise appeared on Yae Shenzi's face as he murmured, "It's really enviable to be able to marry such an outstanding woman."

She has been practicing for five hundred years and is already a well-established monster among the rice wives. However, compared to Gan Yu who has a life span of more than three thousand years, she can only be called sister obediently.

As for how the strength of the two compares?

Anyway, a man as smart as the Eighth Level God Son would not want to be an enemy of Gan Yu no matter what.

Although Shen He didn't like the fox-eared female monster in front of him at first, but when he heard her praising Gan Yu, Shen He felt a little fond of her inexplicably and nodded. He said: "Of course, I, Senior Sister Gan Yu, am one of the most beautiful women in Liyue."

"That's natural. Before the lockdown was implemented, I was responsible for receiving Sister Ganyu when she traveled to and from the two countries. Her beauty is indeed amazing," it seems like everyone is The Yae Shenzi, who looked down on him, was not stingy with his compliments at this time, praising: "However, if she is number one, then sister Shen He should be number two, right?"

This flattery can be said to be done quietly. Shen He, a simple woman who is just starting out, can't compare with this vixen who has been practicing for hundreds of years in terms of scheming. She is inevitably a little happy in her heart. Although her face is slightly red, she is still the same. Zuo said coldly: "Since you are on good terms with Senior Sister Gan Yu, I think you are not a bad person."

"But..." Yae Shenzi narrowed his eyes slightly and said: "If you and sister Gan Yu are fake, why would her junior sister care about you so much? Or is it that you are actually building a plank road openly and secretly cheating on Chencang? On the surface, you are pretending to be married to your sister, but secretly, you are really intimate with your sister-in-law, right?"

Well, you son of the eighth level god, you still like the art of war, right? Is he quite like Gao Qiqiang?

If an ordinary woman was ridiculed like this, she would probably be so embarrassed, but Shen He didn't mean to be shy at all. Instead, he nodded and said: "Anyway, Senior Sister Gan Yu and I are already married to him. If he can't share the same fate, , Neither senior sister nor I can spare him!"

"Alas, there are two beauties who are so attached to you," Yae Shenzi said with a smile covering his mouth: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you already have a wife?"

Of course, Yae Shenzi is still conservative here. The only women who are attached to Li Xingshan are Gan Yu and Shen He.