Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

It seems that this guy came prepared.

"Okay, I admit, I am indeed spying on you." Seeing that he could not hide it, Jiuqi Ren finally relaxed and said, "However, I cannot tell you the identity of the client. This is basic professional ethics. If it violates If so, I won’t be able to continue to gain a foothold in Inazuma in the future.”

Chapter 885: Ten million molas for you to see enough

Li Xingshan nodded. What Jiu Qi Ren said made sense. Not only that, he also quite admired Jiu Qi Ren's character.

She looks exactly like her in the simulator!

"But..." Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders and said with a bad smile: "You just made a bet with me, do you want to break the agreement?"

Of course, Li Xingshan didn't really want Jiuqi Ren to break his principles. He just wanted to tease this serious woman and see how she would respond.

"If...if you don't get to the bottom of it..." Jiu Qiqin bit his lip and said, "I...I can promise you something else."

"It seems that I can't get anything else I want from you," Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't intend to argue with a little girl, just pretend that the bet just now was not mentioned. alright."

Li Xingshan's "play hard to get" can be said to be played calmly.

If it had been someone else, they might have borrowed Po Xia's donkey and fooled him.

But who is Kuki Ren? Since she abides by professional ethics so much, she will naturally not break her promise. It is even more unbearable to see Li Xingshan looking so sinister.

"Wait a minute!" Jiu Qiqin held Li Xingshan's shoulders and said, "I...I can do other things for you!"

"Oh?" Li Xingshan squinted his eyes and said, "What's the matter?"

"It's something worth enough to be worthy of the identity of the client," Kuki Shinobu said with a slight blush on his face: "There is indeed nothing valuable on me, but my skills... are very valuable."

technology?

Li Xingshan was slightly stunned and said, "What technology?"

"Massage technology," Jiuqi Ren took out a stack of certificates from somewhere, picked out one from it, and said, "Look, this is a very difficult test. In Inazuma, people with this qualification will definitely not More than two hands can count.”

Li Xingshan took a closer look and saw that the rather luxurious-looking certificate was stamped with the words "Ina Wife Special Masseur". At first glance, it looked like something high-end and classy.

If this thing was not a certificate, but embroidered on the sleeve, Li Xingshan even doubted whether it would be as sparkling as in "Zhonghua Ichiban".

"Although I haven't practiced it since I took the certificate," Kuki Shinobu said seriously, "But based on the price of a top masseur, even the most ordinary massage service costs at least two hundred thousand molara. For one hour, if... if it is the most high-end full-service service, the price... can even reach more than one million molars."

Good guy, one massage costs one million molars. Even Qiao Shan, the king of great health care, can’t stand it.

However, this is not impossible. After all, Inazuma likes to do some silly things. If you make ramen well, you will be a "Ramen Sage", and if you make sushi well, you will be a "Sushi Sage". Let's have one "Massage Immortal", Li Xingshan didn't find it strange at all.

"So, I'm very curious..." Li Xingshan touched his chin and said, "How comprehensive is the most high-end all-round service?"

"You...you will know if you try it?" Jiu Qiqin glared at Li Xingshan and said, "If you feel dissatisfied, we can discuss it again. But...I should It will not let you down."

Li Xingshan's old face turned red and said: "Try... just try it. Let's talk about it first. I don't have any other intentions. I just want to know what a massage once in a million is." What a feeling."

To be honest, regardless of whether it is special or not, just being able to have **** with a beauty of Shinobu Kuki's level is already worth a million.

This is not much more cost-effective than the tens of millions paid by Yae Rabbit... Although Li Xingshan still voted for Bai Nu in the end.

............

Li Xingshan's room, bathroom.

Although Narukami Taisha Shrine has a Jourei Pond, in the final analysis, the purpose of the Jorei Pond is to cleanse the body and mind, and it is not a bath in the true sense. For daily washing, there is also a dedicated bathroom in the room.

The guest room where Li Xingshan lives is of a higher standard, and even the bathroom is much larger than other rooms.

At this time, he was lying comfortably on the bench next to the bathtub, with only a white bath towel covering him.

"I...I'm in."

With a slightly hesitant voice, the bathroom door slowly opened, and the person who came in was naturally Kuki Shinobu. She had already taken off her miko uniform and was only wearing a dress that looked pretty. A light yukata.

Under the lingering water vapor, the fabric also appeared slightly transparent because it was slightly soaked. In the haze, the faint undulating peaks could still be seen.

"I said..." Li Xingshan raised his head and said, "Do I need to dress like this for massage?"

"I...I didn't prepare a special uniform," Kuki Shinobu frowned and said, "You can't let me come in a miko uniform, it would...be very inconvenient. "

"What's the inconvenience?" Li Xingshan asked doubtfully.

"It's...it's inconvenient to take it off." Jiuqi said grumblingly.

"Eh?" Li Xingshan said in surprise: "Do you still want to take it off?"

All that's left is the bottom, and if you take off the bottom, only the skin will be left.

"I said, this is the most high-end service," Jiu Qinren pulled out a soft wet cloth, covered Li Xingshan's eyes again, and said softly, "It is also called 'Feng Playing with Dragons'."

To be honest, just hearing the name is enough to make people imagine.

"Why should you cover your eyes?" Li Xingshan asked.

"Because the service only includes massage," Kuki said calmly, "If you look at it, there will be an additional charge."

"How much?" Li Xingshan said subconsciously: "I'm out."

"Really?" Jiuqi Ren took off his yukata and said casually: "Ten million molas, so you can see enough."

Of course, this was just a joke made by Kuki Shinobu. After all, the massage service was only one million molas at most, but it cost ten million molas to take a look.

It's like ordering a bowl of braised noodles. The noodles cost one yuan and the braised noodles cost ten yuan. It's somewhat putting the cart before the horse.

"Okay, just ten million molas, I'll give it to you after it's over." Unexpectedly, Li Xingshan took off the blindfold on his face and said with a smile, "That's it."

Jiuqi Ren did not expect that Li Xingshan would actually agree to such an exaggerated request. At this time, she had just taken off her yukata. From the bathroom mirror, Li Xingshan could just see Jiuqi Ren's reflection. Although it was due to the water vapor, It makes it a little blurry, but there is another kind of beauty in the haze.

Chapter 886 The phoenix plays with the dragon

"Don't... don't keep staring at me."

Kuki-nin gently pressed Li Xingshan's head, trying to push his head down, but his neck seemed to be welded to death. No matter how hard Kuki-nin tried, he could not press down even half of it.

"Why?" Li Xingshan said unyieldingly: "I spent money, one hundred thousand moras a minute, but if I miss it for a second, I will lose blood."

Kuki Shinobu was beginning to regret what he had just said, but he had no choice but to sigh and said, "It's up to you."

Logically speaking, Kuki Shinobu should feel very uncomfortable being "observed" by a man who has only known him for a few days, no, to be precise, met a few times, and has not even spoken to him. But for some reason, she didn't feel much discomfort when Li Xingshan looked at her like this.

Could it be... is it also because of that strange dream?

Of course, these are not important, the massage is the highlight.

Jiuqi Ren took out a delicate small bottle and squeezed out some viscous liquid. Seeing this, Li Xingshan asked curiously: "It is said to be the most high-end service, and the props used are just Is it that simple?"

According to Li Xingshan's real-life experience of watching the "Than Hua" video, shouldn't masseurs generally bring a small suitcase?

At that time, the innocent Li Xingshan thought it was a snack box used by the masseur to supplement sugar because he was afraid of being too tired. Otherwise, why would there be so many popping candies and jelly in it.

Later he realized that those things... were not for eating.

Afterwards, Jiu Qinren applied the essential oil on Li Xingshan's back. He only felt a cold feeling on his back. Then, Jiu Qi Ren slowly spread the essential oil with his fingers. The technique was exquisite and extraordinary. Fanxiang, soon, the cold feeling turned into a comfortable warmth, as if it could penetrate his back muscles and penetrate into his bone marrow.

Comfortable!

"This is essential oil mixed with a secret recipe. Every masseur has his own formula." Regarding Li Xingshan's "self-righteousness", Jiuqi Ren seemed to disagree: "The most high-end massage often only requires the simplest props. After all, the most The most important massage prop is the masseur himself."

Soon, Li Xingshan understood the meaning of this sentence.

I finally felt the true meaning of "the phoenix plays with the dragon".

To put it simply, the essence lies in the words "play" and "play".

Kuki Ren himself is the perfect massage tool. With the help of essential oils, Li Xingshan's skin seems to have become very sensitive, and his ability to perceive feedback from any contact will increase several times.

At that moment, Li Xingshan seemed to be transformed into the male protagonist of "All the Way to the West", but the experience was even more intense.

Finally, after Jiu Qi Ren performed the magic with both hands for at least twenty minutes, Li Xingshan finally reached the first sticking point of this massage.

"By the way, is this really your first time practicing?" Li Xingshan breathed a sigh of relief while enjoying the aftertaste after the first round: "It doesn't feel like it at all."

"Otherwise, do you think that the certificate of a special masseur is for nothing?" Jiuqi Ren snorted, frowned, and while rubbing his sore hands, he snorted: "It's you, and the specifications of the teaching aids. It’s completely different. Logically speaking, you should be charged double.”

"By the way, I'm really curious," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "Why do you want to take this kind of certificate? With your personality, it shouldn't be possible to find a supporting job, right?"

Although "Inazuma Special Massage" sounds very high-end, in the final analysis, it is just the highest-end "technical master". In Inazuma, which is a gray industry in the custom industry, this is indeed not a job that can be put on the table. .

Although, this industry is indeed very profitable.

Li Xingshan guessed that if Kuki Shinobu really planned to join this industry, with her appearance and technical ability, she would be able to become the number one in no time and make millions a day, which would be no problem.

"Because, from the beginning, I never planned to use this technology for work," Kuki Shinobu's voice seemed to have a hint of inexplicable resentment: "Actually, I learned this to... .In order to serve my husband after getting married in the future."

"I didn't expect that," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "You look like a strong woman, but deep down, you are a Yamato Nadeshiko who loves your husband?"

In order to make my future husband's life comfortable, I took the exam for such a difficult certificate. Such a good wife is really hard to find even if I try my luck.

"I didn't learn this specifically to let my future husband enjoy it," Jiuqi Ren shook his head and sighed: "It's because I...my body has flaws. .”

"Flaw?" Li Xingshan wondered: "What kind of flaw? Are you afraid of passing it on to children with green hair in the future?"

"Snapped!"

Jiu Qi Ren didn't say anything, and gave Li Xingshan a slap in the face, immediately leaving a neat and petite red palm print on his back.

"I...I'm just joking..." Li Xingshan twisted his brows together and said in pain: "You are beautiful, in good shape, and knowledgeable. If these are all considered... Even if you have flaws, I’m afraid no man can be worthy of you.”

"Actually, I was born a stone girl," Jiu Qi said with a bitter smile: "If a man marries me, he is destined to be unable to perform the courtesy of Zhou Gong, so I learned massage in the hope that I can make up for it in another way. "

The so-called "stone girls" refer to women who are unable to have **** with humans due to physical defects. They have an extremely rare physique. Li Xingshan did not expect that Kuki Shinobu actually had such a hidden setting.

Nor did she expect that she would actually think of using this curve to "make up for it" by saving the country.

This is also the reason why Jiuqi Ren cares so much about that dream. After all, in the dream, when she and Li Xingshan did those things, it went very smoothly without any obstacles.

"People who really love you won't care about this kind of thing, and you don't have to use this method to please." Li Xingshan rarely showed a serious expression and said: "Besides, you didn't mean to keep it for your future husband. Really? Now that you have given me your first time, does it really...do it not matter?"

"I've thought about it. You're right. It's really ridiculous to use this method to make up for it." A smile actually appeared on Jiuqi Ren's face, and he said: "Besides, it's not like living without a man." If not, I have long been prepared to die alone."

Chapter 887 High-speed rotation attack three points

Although it is just a massage, there is physical contact after all. In a sense, Li Xingshan indeed took away another very important "first time".

"You are young, don't speak too soon," Li Xingshan showed a slightly meaningful smile: "Besides, don't you know that we in Liyue have an old saying, which is called 'Sincerity is the best thing to do'. Is it possible to open gold and stone? Even gold and stone can be opened, let alone you?"

Jiu Qinren studied in Liyue and was quite proficient in some of Liyue's common sayings. But even so, it took her a while to understand the meaning of Li Xingshan's words. She was so embarrassed that she raised her head again. Hand, ready to slap Li Xingshan on the back again, angrily: "I'll shoot you!"

"Stop it, stop it!" Li Xingshan said quickly: "It's a big palm mark. Those who know it are massaging it, but those who don't know it think I'm scraping it."

Jiu Qi Ren was so teased that he couldn't help but chuckle and stopped his hand. Li Xingshan looked at her smiling face and said, "You look much better when you smile than when you keep a straight face."

When Jiuqi Ren heard this, his face turned red again, and he said angrily: "Are you okay?"

"Okay," Li Xingshan replied casually, but then he seemed to realize something, shook his head and said, "No, no, no, it's not healed yet."

To be precise, he did get "good" just now, but if he said that, Kuki Shinobu might regard it as a reason to end it.

Li Xingshan didn't want to end the massage eleven million times.

"Idiot..." Jiuqi Ren rolled his eyes at him and said, "I'm not talking about whether you were fine just now, I'm talking about whether you have recovered well or not. The second half is about to begin."

Li Xingshan lowered his head, pursed his lips, and said, "Whether it's okay or not, you can tell by yourself if you see it?"

Jiu Qi Ren was slightly startled. He followed Li Xingshan's gaze and saw that the enemy who had just been vomited to the ground by him just now stood up again, with veins popping out. He seemed to be worse than before. It's a bit more ferocious, as if it's preparing for a revenge battle.

The girl was startled and couldn't help but secretly think that even if she wasn't a stone girl, she probably wouldn't be able to deal with such a strong enemy.

it does not matter......

Jiu Qinren patted his chest and secretly encouraged himself in his heart:

There is no hard work, only brave A-nin!

This was changed from a line in a comic book she read when she was a child, but it later became her motto inexplicably. The reason why she was able to pass so many difficult certificates was indispensable for this sentence. support.

"Then...then I'm going to start."

Kuki Shinobi didn't hesitate. She casually took out two black things from behind, which surprised Li Xingshan a little.

Because what she revealed was actually two black kunai, with a faint smoothness shining on the sharp blades, which looked extremely sharp at first glance.

"You...what are you doing?" Li Xingshan made a confused voice.

"It's just a prop." Kuki-nin threw the two kunai towards the beam. Only then did Li Xingshan realize that there were actually slender and tough ropes tied to the ends of the kunai. , after kunai circled the beam a few times, it was firmly tied to it.

Afterwards, I saw Jiu Qi Shinobu winding up the rope gently, as nimbly as a professional gymnast. Li Xingshan couldn't help but think of the little dragon girl in the Tomb Sect who used ropes to make a bed.