Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Of course, not the xiao long bao version.

Li Xingshan was stunned for a moment when he saw Jiuqi Ren hanging upside down in the air, with a soft and graceful figure, and with the water vapor surrounding him, he looked like a fairy descending to earth.

"I know this move!" Suddenly, Li Xingshan slapped his thigh and suddenly realized: "Is it right to call him a trapeze artist?"

"Shut up!" Kuki Shinobi swayed in mid-air, seeming to notice something was wrong, and continued: "You...move down a little bit."

Only then did Li Xingshan realize that although Kuqi Ren's skills in throwing the rope, climbing the rope, and hanging upside down were perfect, he failed to measure the distance properly. As a result, after she lowered herself, her mouth was still a few meters away from Li Xingshan's camera. Centimeter distance.

Regardless of whether it was only a few centimeters away, this kind of thing could be said to be a matter of a thousand miles. Li Xingshan did not dare to neglect, and quickly moved down a few points to find the correct position.

In the air, there still seemed to be the "smell of gunpowder" left over from the ammunition in the first half. Not only did Kuki-nin frown, but what made her even more entangled was how to deal with the powerful enemy in front of her.

However, for Kuki Shinobi, challenging difficulties is a pleasure in itself.

Although Li Xingshan has experienced many women so far, Kuki Shinobu is the first to be so "professional".

As for the skill of speaking, most of those yellow-flowered girls, except for those with extraordinary talents like Ye Lan, can make Li Xingshan not feel uncomfortable, which is already very rare. It is really difficult to say that they are enjoyable.

But Kuki-nin has really practiced. Moreover, it is an "academic" in the true sense. Compared with the "wild genius" like Ye Lan, the experience is completely different.

What's more, it's still hanging upside down in the air, which is simply a double enjoyment of sight and touch!

"Are you ready?" Suddenly, Kuki Shinobu took a deep breath and said, "I'm going to use my final killing move."

Are there any special skills?

Were you trying to gather energy for those actions before co-writing?

If before the massage, Li Xingshan was still dubious about Jiuqi Ren's skills, now, he is willing to call him a real "massage immortal".

Jiuqi Ren, who was hanging upside down in the air, used the strength of her ankles to swing in a circle in the air. When Li Xingshan was curious about what tricks she was going to use, she whispered: " Secret skill·High-speed rotation to attack three points!"

Is this actually the trick?

Although the forms of expression are different, the basic principles are the same.

Using the rotation of the body, it can quickly and continuously attack three vital points on a man's body, causing huge "damage" to him. It can be said to be a long-lost secret skill.

It is said that no man can survive this move for more than a minute.

As for how to do this, it is said that each massage school has its own secrets, but they all have high requirements for the user's physical fitness. Just Kuki Shinobu's trick of "flying on a flying trapeze followed by high-speed rotation to attack three points" This unique skill is probably enough to make him famous in history.

Facts have also proved that the "destructiveness" of this move is indeed extraordinary. Every part of his body was hit at the same time. Even Li Xingshan was unable to resist it for a while.

Chapter 888 The blooming flower of closure

The hot molten lava spurted out from the crater, shocking the green-haired girl.

The dust has settled.

Li Xingshan opened his arms and stared blankly at the water droplets on the ceiling, his thoughts wandering from the reasons why the dinosaurs became extinct to the leak in Ohio.

It had been a long time since he had experienced such pure sage time.

The 1 million mola massage service certainly lives up to its reputation.

It's a pity that the special masseur certificate that Jiu Qi worked so hard to obtain may only be enjoyed by Li Xingshan in the future.

It wasn't until Jiu Qinren made a sound that he reluctantly brought Li Xingshan back to reality from the illusion.

"Hey..." Jiu Qinren patted Li Xingshan's belly, frowned slightly and said, "Don't be in a daze, help me."

"oh......"

Li Xingshan subconsciously stretched out his hand and groped randomly on Jiuqin Ren, who was hanging upside down from the beam.

"I didn't let you touch it!" Jiu Qiren blushed and said, "Wake up!"

"Eh?" Li Xingshan was now fully awake and asked in confusion, "What are you doing?"

"What do you think?" Jiu Qiqin said angrily, "Help me untie the rope and put it down."

Only then did Li Xingshan realize that in order to make her service more stable, Jiuqi Ren tied the rope around her ankles quite tightly. In addition, the work just now caused her to lose a lot of energy, so she was now standing up and untied. I no longer had the strength to open the rope.

After all, it was the first time to practice. Although the overall completion was perfect, there were still some minor problems in some details.

"okay."

Li Xingshan stood up and raised his hand to untie the rope from Jiuqin Ren's ankle, but when he lowered his head subconsciously, he accidentally saw a touch of green.

Oh boy, it turns out it’s not just the hair that’s green.

Li Xingshan always thought that Kuki Shinobu dyed his green hair because of his rebellious personality. Now it seems that she was born with green hair.

This is the real "grassland".

"You... where are you looking!" Jiu Qi Ren seemed to have noticed that Li Xingshan was looking at something weird, and struggled slightly: "No... you are not allowed to look!"

"I don't want to see it either," Li Xingshan said shamelessly, "but it's so beautiful."

"Is there...is there anything good to see..." Jiu Qiqin said a little shyly: "After all, I am a stone girl, and there... is just a decoration."

If a normal girl is like a blooming petal, then a stone girl is like a bud that is always closed. In comparison, the blooming flower is naturally more beautiful.

"By the way, are you really sure that you are a stone girl?" Li Xingshan asked again.

"Nonsense..." Jiuqi Ren snorted and said: "Of course I... understand my own body better than anyone else."

"But," Li Xingshan looked at Jiu Qinren condescendingly and said with a smile, "your flowers have already bloomed."

Jiu Qi Ren was slightly stunned. After a while, he realized the meaning of Li Xingshan's words and murmured: "How... how is it possible?"

Li Xingshan chuckled softly, stretched out a finger, and quickly traced the stamen at an almost invisible speed. Jiuqi Ren's body immediately trembled violently as if he was electrocuted.

This is...a feeling I've never felt before.

At least, in reality, she had never felt this way.

"Don't... don't move!" Jiu Qiqin covered his mouth and struggled: "Let me down quickly!"

"The wine is in front of you, why not taste it?" Li Xingshan ignored Jiuqi Ren's plea and said with a smile: "You have served me so well, it is my turn to repay you."

Kuki Shinobu: "Wait...wait a minute!"

............

Thirty minutes later.

Li Xingshan wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue with satisfaction and said with a smile, "Thank you for the hospitality."

Behind him, Kuki Shinobu had completely lost her strength and collapsed into a pile. The rise and fall of her body proved that she was still breathing.

This small episode added a lot of fun to Li Xingshan's boring day.

Li Xingshan, who also suffered a huge loss, lay directly on the bed after leaving the bathroom, and fell asleep after a while.

He didn't know how long it took before he woke up and saw that it was getting dark outside. He seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly walked into the bathroom, only to see that the bathroom, which was originally a mess, had been neatly tidied up. Qi, as if what happened before never happened at all.

Could it be that everything that happened before was just a dream?

This was naturally impossible. When Li Xingshan walked out of the bathroom, he saw a porcelain bowl sitting on the table in the room. It seemed to contain some kind of soup. It was still steaming and fragrant. Under the bowl, there was still something A note with beautiful handwriting: "Don't tell anyone what happened today."

"The nutritious soup on the table can replenish energy. Drink it all - advice from a super nutritionist."

"In addition, you still owe me ten million molas, remember."

Under the handwriting, a simple sketch of Kuki Shinobu himself was drawn with a few strokes, which was quite expressive and cute.

It seems that there are many other personalities hidden under that cold expression.

Li Xingshan picked up the nutritional soup, put it in front of his nose and smelled it. Although he was not a nutritionist, he was a serious [Medical Sage]. Through his sense of smell, he could tell how much of the medicinal soup was in it. medicinal materials.

Although there are indeed many nourishing things in it, the combination is reasonable and it is indeed very suitable for people like Li Xingshan who have just suffered a "loss".

Of course, if you are energetic, it is better not to drink. If a man drinks, a woman can’t stand it. If a woman drinks, a man can’t stand it. If both men and women drink it, the bed probably can’t stand it.

Fortunately, Li Xingshan didn't have a weak constitution, so he drank the nutritious soup cleanly. But at this moment, he only heard a "squeak" and the bedroom door suddenly opened. A pink-haired girl poked her head in and said with a smile, "Sure enough, you're not asleep yet."

"Hey!"

Li Xingshan was startled by the sudden appearance of the Eightfold Divine Son. He quickly touched his chest and said angrily: "Do you want to scare me to death?"

"How can you die so easily?" The sharp-eyed Yae Shenzi immediately saw the note in Li Xingshan's hand, narrowed his eyes and said, "What is that in your hand?"

"this is me......"

Before Li Xingshan could figure out how to get through, Yae Shenzi had already cast a spell. As if there was an invisible hand, he directly pulled out Li Xingshan's note and fell into Yae Shenzi's hands.

Chapter 889 Night interview with the vixen

"let me see......"

Yae Kamiko opened the note smoothly, but after seeing the three lines on it and Kuki Shinobu's Q-version self-portrait, the expression on his face changed slightly.

Don't tell anyone what happened today...

Nutritious soup to replenish energy...

And owe ten million molas...

Linking these three things together, Yae Kamiko immediately came to a surprising but "reasonable" conclusion.

"You guy..." Yae Shenzi murmured: "Did you buy A-nin's first time?"

Although it is a bit outrageous to say 10 million molas, considering that Li Xingshan's net worth is very considerable, it is not completely impossible.

"Are you kidding me?" Li Xingshan said dumbfounded: "Do you think that with A Ren's character... he would do such a thing that betrays his personality?"

"Tsk tsk, when did your relationship become so good and you started talking about 'A-nin'?" Yae Shenzi smiled slightly and said: "What you said makes sense, but in this case, what happened to this note? What's going on?"

Yae Kamiko really didn't believe that Kuki Shinobu would sell his body. A girl like her who is extremely motivated and constantly tests herself to improve herself is not the kind of person who would seek benefits from her appearance.

Yae Kamiko has seen a lot of beautiful girls, but there are very few girls who can stick to their true feelings and not be lost because of the bonus of their appearance. Kuki Shinobu is one of them, which is why Yae Kamiko admires her so much. reason.

"Yes...it's an employment agreement." After all, Li Xingshan was quick-thinking and quickly made up a reason, saying: "These ten million Mora are the employment payment for Jiuqi Ren. I hope to use her With my connections, help me investigate the information about the opponent in Yan Wu Chuan’s mind.”

Yae Shenzi rolled her eyes and seemed to have discovered some truth or falsehood in Li Xingshan's words. However, she was not interested in delving into it. She just smiled and said: "I didn't expect that you are quite scheming. However, your worries It’s not unreasonable, this performance of Wu Chuan Xin... is indeed not simple.”

"Oh?" Li Xingshan said in confusion, "How do you say that?"

"There may be many forces involved in this martial arts performance," Yae Shenzi restrained his smile and said with some seriousness: "In addition to the three major families, there are monster forces, fools, and even there is news that even Kaiji Island Everyone will be sent to attend this conference.”

"Why?" Li Xingshan asked doubtfully, "Isn't this just an ordinary martial arts competition?"

"Because this is the winner of the Act of Fighting Senshin, General Raiden can satisfy one of his requirements," Yae Shenzi said with a smile: "There are too many loopholes that can be exploited here. That guy Kage has always said the same thing. All the forces , you can make some requests to benefit yourself."

"I can understand this," Li Xingshan continued to ask: "Aren't the resistance forces and the shogunate on Kaiji Island in a state of hostility? Do they dare to come and participate?"

You know, those slightly powerful people on Kaiji Island are basically registered on the wanted notice of the shogunate. If a strong person is sent to participate in the martial arts performance, wouldn't he rush there to die?

"According to common sense, although it is unlikely..." Yae Shenzi touched his chin and said: "However, the current leader of the resistance army, the 'Miko who appears as a goddess', is an unconventional person. A child of cards, who knows, will she make any unreasonable decisions?"

Coral Palace Heart Sea?

Whether in reality or in a simulator, Li Xingshan has never come into contact with this woman, and he doesn't know whether she is really as clever a strategist as the legend says.

"So, I came to see you so late just to remind you," Yae Shenzi shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "You'd better not underestimate this competition, it's better to prepare for it. "

"I understand," Li Xingshan nodded and said, "Thanks for the reminder."

"Hey, can you just say thank you?" Behind Yae Shenzi, at some point, a few soft tails suddenly emerged, swaying constantly, looking cute and coquettish: "I'm so disappointed."

Although Li Xingshan was not a Free Controller, looking at the pink tail, for some reason, he suddenly felt agitated and his body began to feel slightly hot.

By the way, it’s the bowl of nutritious soup that Kuki Shinobu prepared for himself!

For ordinary people who have just been released, the dosage of the nutritional soup is naturally just right, but for Li Xingshan, whose body recovery ability is different from ordinary people, it is no different than adding to the already burning fire. , poured another bottle of gasoline.

"It's not just the mouth," Li Xingshan grabbed Yae Shenzi's wrist, gently threw her on the bed, and said with a smile: "There is also Kumba."

At this time, he has acknowledged Lai Harunosuke's identity, so naturally he does not have to continue to cover up his identity as before.

Of course, you can also enjoy the "past life love" with Yae Shenzi from five hundred years ago.

At the same time, Kuki Shinobu and his sister were in their room.

"Haha..." For some reason, Kuki Shinobi, who was reading a book, suddenly smiled unconsciously.

"Why are you laughing?" Axing asked in surprise.

"It's nothing," Jiuqi Ren immediately regained his indifferent expression and said, "It's just that I suddenly thought of something funny."

That idiot Li Xingshan must not know that he added a few small ingredients to his nutritional soup. After drinking it, although it can replenish energy, it will inevitably feel a little hot and uncontrollable.