Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

The thief never goes short, right?

Li Xingshan felt nervous. The quilt was just so big. If Shen He stretched his hand inside, wouldn't the quilt be exposed all of a sudden?

Just when Li Xingshan was thinking about how to find an excuse, Shen He said: "I touched it!"

I didn’t touch it!

Li Xingshan was slightly stunned. He didn't feel anything. Did Shen He touch something?

"Strange?" Shen He tilted his head and seemed a little puzzled: "Why does it feel so furry?"

hairy?

Li Xingshan suddenly realized that what Shen He touched was probably one of Qi Liangliang's two tails.

"Yes...yes..." Li Xingshan said quickly: "During this period of time, I have... grown faster."

"That's too fast..." Shen He said as he prepared to lift the quilt and said, "Let me see!"

"Wait!" Li Xingshan suppressed her hand and said, "Don't look at it. I...I'm sorry. Otherwise, just...help me."

"Hmph, you make it sound like I don't care about it," Shen He rolled his eyes at Li Xingshan, but he didn't force him and started working on his own.

Of course, her efforts were not in vain. Although Li Xingshan didn't feel anything, Qi Liangliang, who was under the quilt, had already begun to be upset at this time.

Her tail and ears were her "hardest hit areas". Even just touching them would make her feel like an electric shock, not to mention being treated so fiercely by Shen He.

At first, she could still cover her mouth to avoid being exposed, but after ten minutes, she even began to lose consciousness.

Just when she was about to lose her voice, a hand suddenly covered her mouth, thus preventing the secret from being revealed.

"Strange..." Shen He raised his eyebrows and said, "Why has it been so long and there is still no improvement?"

Nonsense, that’s a cat’s tail, it’s weird to wake up!

"Then...there is nothing we can do about it," Li Xingshan quickly found a reason and said, "After all, craft work also requires practice."

"I'm not coming, I'm not coming!" Shen He couldn't bear this kind of anger, so he let go and said, "I'm giving you face, right?"

However, Shen He soon realized something was wrong. She looked at the palm of her hand and said with a puzzled look on her face: "Strange, what is this?"

There seemed to be some soft hairs standing on his palms. Shen He had grown up in the mountains since he was a child, so he could tell at a glance that these were animal hairs.

Thinking of this, Shen He seemed to suddenly realize something, and without saying a word, he lifted the quilt.

Li Xingshan screamed in his heart, and was about to speak, but suddenly he heard a timid "meow~" sound.

He turned around and looked, but saw Qi Liangliang's figure nowhere else. He saw a dark-colored kitten huddled in a corner of the bed, curled up carefully.

"Cat?" Shen He glanced at the tail behind the cat, then at his own hand, and said, "So, what I just grabbed was..."

"That's right," Li Xingshan nodded and laughed dryly: "It may have slipped in accidentally just now. I saw that it seemed to be very cold, so I hid it under the quilt."

"Idiot, that will suffocate it to death," Shen He shook his head and said, "No wonder it's still soft after working on it for a long time. It turns out to be a cat's tail."

"I didn't expect that," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "You can't even tell the difference between a cat's tail and...ahem."

"I...I'm not familiar with that thing!" Shen He's face immediately turned red and said: "You can play with the cat by yourself. When the game is over...I'll come back I’m arguing with you.”

With that said, she strode out of the room.

Seeing Shen He leave, Li Xingshan breathed a sigh of relief. He stared at the kitten and said, "Is this... your change?"

The kitten nodded and said, "It's really dangerous, meow..."

"But, if you can actually turn into a cat..." Li Xingshan touched his chin and wondered, "Why not just turn into a kitten and run away from the beginning?"

After all, no one would suspect that a kitten is a bad person.

"That's because..." Qiliangliang hesitated for a moment, then said: "Undo the transformation!"

As soon as the words fell, there was only a "bang" sound, and Kirarayoshi transformed from a cat to a human form.

But...she didn't even have any hair on her body!

However, she herself did not seem to feel any shame because of this. She just said helplessly: "My transformation skills are not as proficient as those of Master Yazi. I can only change my body shape every time. I can't put on clothes, let alone... Carry the mail.”

"Anyway, you'd better put on your clothes first..." Li Xingshan didn't know where to look for a moment. Although this girl's figure was not as plump as Shen He's, her pure and flawless temperament was unavoidable. Still makes people wonder.

What's more, those pair of ears and two tails are real things. They are much higher than those that rely on decoration.

"You humans are really weird. It doesn't matter if your body is seen, right?" Kirara said disapprovingly: "However, Mr. Yashiro did warn me that I must not do this in front of others, especially in front of men. Oops... ...Does this count as breaking my precept?”

"Don't worry, I will help you keep this secret," Li Xingshan said helplessly: "However, Yae Shenzi is right, you must not appear in front of a man like this."

"Why?" Qiliangliang took two steps closer and said, "I'm very curious, nya!"

"Because if you are seen by a man, you will...be eaten," Li Xingshan swallowed and said, "So no!"

"I see, humans are really strange creatures..." Kirarayang said thoughtfully: "However, you saw it and didn't eat me, which means you are a good person, nya!"

This is not possible...

Li Xingshan had a thought in his mind. This girl looked like an inexperienced monster at first glance. If he acted too kindly, he might make her lose her guard. If she really met someone with evil intentions towards her beauty in the future, it would be troublesome. .

Qi Liangliang is like a little wild cat with a simple mind. If he thinks that everyone is a good person just because someone shows kindness, he will definitely suffer in the future.

Thinking of this, a sneer suddenly appeared on Li Xingshan's face. He suddenly stretched out his hand, hugged Qi Liangliang's waist, and said with a smile: "No, the reason why I don't 'eat' you is Just because I happened to be full, otherwise, I would have eaten you dry."

Chapter 1033 Invitation without address

The indifferent Qiliangliang showed a rather serious expression on his face and said: "No, I can see that you are a good person... Even if you are very hungry, you cannot eat. Drop my meow."

Looking at her clear eyes, Li Xingshan blushed for a rare time, let go of his hand, and said: "Ahem... I just want you to know that there are bad people in this world, more or less. It’s better to be careful.”

"Don't worry!" Qi Liangliang clenched his fists and said with a smile: "I can see those bad thoughts. If someone does bad things to me, I will teach him a lesson! I am very strong. .”

Indeed, this girl is a monster after all, and most people probably can't do anything to her.

What's more, she frequently mentioned Yae Shenzi. As a monster who can work in the human world, Yae Shenzi must also have provided a lot of help. With her as a backer, Kirarayang is naturally very safe.

"Then...that's it!"

Qi Liangliang grabbed the clothes hidden under the quilt, put them on neatly, and said: "Remember to give me a good review, goodbye!"

What a hot-tempered girl...

Li Xingshan originally thought that she was just busy seeing off the express delivery, but when he turned around, he realized why she was leaving in a hurry.

I saw that the sheets that were originally dry and clean had become wet for some time. Obviously, because of the reason why Qi Liangliang's tail grabbed Shen He just now, although Qi Liangliang held back his mouth, his body was sincerely Incredible.

It was naturally impossible to dry the sheets in the evening. What made Li Xingshan even more strange was that for such a slender body, how could the water storage capacity be so exaggerated? She didn't look like the owner of the Eye of the Water Elemental God. ...

Since he couldn't sleep for the time being, Li Xingshan simply opened the letter Qi Liangliang had just sent to him. After opening it, he found a letter that was not too long:

Yoho, I'm Disiya. It's really embarrassing. I didn't expect to lose in the first round in this way. I heard from the brothers in the mercenary group that it was you who caught me under the ring. ? Well, thanks anyway.

Now that the game is over, there is no need for me to stay at Inazuma. I’m going to say goodbye. I don’t know if I’ll have another chance to see you again. That’s why I wanted to treat you to a drink before I leave, just as a thank you gift. Well, after all, you are the first friend I made in Inazuma. (As for Alice, I don’t think she and I get along very well...)

I heard that you lived in Kamisato Yashiki, but I wasn’t sure where it was, so I simply found a courier and asked her to help deliver the letter to you. That little kitten seemed quite reliable. , saying it will be delivered to you as soon as possible.

Of course, after all, this is an impromptu drinking party. If you don’t want to come, or have other things to do, it doesn’t matter. I will wait in this pub until midnight. If you don’t come, I will leave first, hehe.

The signature of the letter was naturally Desiya's name.

Li Xingshan was inexplicably moved. Although it was just a one-sided relationship, she seemed to really regard him as a good friend worth dating.

But......

Li Xingshan read the letter up and down several times, but there was a speechless expression on his face.

Because, this letter did not include the name of the tavern!

Maybe it's because Disiya's personality is a bit careless and she accidentally forgot. It's also possible that she has really subconsciously regarded Li Xingshan as her best friend, so she thought it was like writing a letter to an old friend. He will meet himself at the same place.

Right now, it's almost ten o'clock, and I don't know where the Gilded Brigade will stay. The only way to keep the appointment is to go one by one.

............

Two hours later.

In Daozhu City, there is a pavilion.

This tavern is not famous in Inazuma City, and there are not many customers.

With Disia's personality, she would naturally prefer a crowded and lively tavern, but for some reason, this time she chose such a quiet tavern by accident.

Looking at the time on the clock on the wall, it was almost zero, but Desiya couldn't help but sigh.

Sure enough, the other party still broke the appointment?

No, it doesn’t count as breaking the appointment. After all, it was originally an invitation letter sent by me on the spur of the moment, and he didn’t formally agree to my coming. Even if he didn’t come, it would be normal.

"Is this foreign girl waiting for someone?" Behind the bar was a energetic old man, Rikuto Okazaki, the owner of this shop. He wiped the glass and asked, "I see. You seem to have been waiting for a long time."

"Yeah...yeah," Disia smiled bitterly and said, "But that person probably won't come. After all, the time I agreed with him is at midnight."

"Don't worry, if it's a beautiful girl like you, there's no way a normal man would break the appointment," Mr. Okazaki consoled him, "Maybe he was delayed by something, or maybe he couldn't find a place for a while. Our family The store is indeed a bit remote..."

"Oops!"

Suddenly, Disiya stood up, patted her cheek hard, and said to herself: "I forgot to write the date location in the letter, ahhh! How could I be so careless!"

Thinking of this, she quickly turned around and asked: "Old man, how many taverns are there in Daozuma City?"

The old man touched his chin and said: "There are more than two hundred of them, large and small, at least, distributed throughout Daozuma City."

"It's over..." Desiya sat directly on the chair and sighed: "I am such an idiot! Big idiot!"

"Everyone makes mistakes sometimes," Mr. Okazaki said calmly: "So, what are you going to do? Are you going to find him?"

"It's so late, he might have rested," Disiya shook her head and said, "I will write another apology letter before I leave. Today... I can only go back first ”

"But, what if he still comes to find you?" Mr. Okazaki poured a glass of wine, pushed it in front of Disiya, and said, "If you leave, wouldn't you have to miss Inazuma's departure from Sumeru, but It's far away, and this farewell may never be seen again. What's more, it's not the agreed time yet, right? Just wait a little longer, and I'll treat you to this cup."

"Thank you..." Dixia took the wine glass, but she was not drunk at all. She just wanted to slap herself twice.

But at this moment, there was a burst of urgent footsteps outside the tavern, and then a man walked in, panting slightly and saying: "Sorry, I seem to be...a few minutes late. "

Chapter 1034: Medicinal wine deep in the wine cabinet

Disiya was shocked. She didn't have time to think too much and blurted out: "I forgot to write the address. You...how did you find this place?"

"I asked Thomas for a map. Could you please help me mark the fastest route to all the taverns?" Li Xingshan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a smile, "It seems that I am pretty lucky, I just found a tavern." Over a hundred people found you.”

Although these words were said calmly, in just two hours, he searched more than a hundred taverns in Daozhu. Even with Li Xingshan's pace and physical strength, he was inevitably exhausted.

"Yes... I'm sorry..." Disiya, who was bold by nature, could not hold her head up due to guilt at this time, and murmured: "It's all my fault for being negligent, otherwise... ...You beat me to vent your anger?"

Among mercenaries, it is inevitable that there will often be some gaps. Generally, when encountering this kind of situation, everyone just gives them a beating. Disiya often uses this method to solve problems.

Of course, if you can't solve the problem, you can at least solve the problem.

So the first way she thought of to "atone" was naturally to have Li Xingshan beat herself up.

"My feet are already very tired, do you still want my hands to be tired too?" Li Xingshan sat next to Disiya and said with a smile: "Besides, how can I have a wine party where others are treating guests? What’s the reason for not coming?”

Disiya then breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Old man, please bring all your best wine and side dishes!"

Mr. Okazaki yawned and said: "The old man is old and can't stand the trouble. The kitchen utensils and drinks are here. Just put the money on the counter when you leave. Yawn... I’m going back to bed first.”

"Is this really okay?" Li Xingshan seemed a little hesitant and said, "Aren't you afraid of us..."

"If you can find more than a hundred pubs in two hours just to meet a beauty, you should be a man of faith." Mr. Okazaki walked to the door of the store and said without coming: "Spring is too short, girl, go ahead. "

After that, without waiting for the two of them to reply, he had already stepped out, closed the door, hung up the "Closed" sign, and then left.

"What a strange old man," Li Xingshan murmured, "What do you think?"

"I think you're weird too," Desiya sighed and said, "If most people don't see the address, they probably won't come."

"Most people wouldn't wait until now if they knew they didn't write an address, right?" Li Xingshan asked, "If I don't come, you should be... also very disappointed."

Disiya was not reserved and nodded: "I will indeed be disappointed. After this farewell, I will go back to Xumi. You are going to Liyue. Although it is not the end of the world, it is still thousands of miles away. I don't know if there is more." Opportunity to meet.”

"We have a poem in Liyue, which is called 'A bosom friend in the sea is like a neighbor to the end of the world'. As long as our hearts are together, even the ends of the world seem to be next to each other." Li Xingshan picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Okay, don't think about it. Those troublesome things, if you want to atone for your sins... how about punishing yourself with three drinks first."

"That's not enough?" Disiya smiled and said, "I'm going to punish myself three times first."

I don't know if it was her imagination. Ever since she was drunk by Ibuki Douji's strange wine on the stage today, after she woke up, she felt much duller when she drank other wines. Before Li Xingshan came, she also felt I drank a lot, but I wasn't even drunk at all.

As for Li Xingshan, in order to be able to "empathize" with Disiya, he had to turn off the [Thousand Cups Not Drunk] passive. Otherwise, drinking so much good wine would just be the same as drinking plain water, which would be a pity. .

Unknowingly, the empty wine bottles had piled up into a small mountain. Mr. Okazaki really had a business acumen. The turnover this night was estimated to be as much as the previous month's turnover.