Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Because [Thousands of Cups Will Not Get Drunk] was turned off, even Li Xingshan was already six to seven points drunk at this time. He felt that the exotic girl in front of him was becoming more and more beautiful as he looked at her.

"What are you doing standing still? Why don't you raise a goldfish without taking a sip?" Disiya's voice interrupted Li Xingshan's dream, and she was seen holding an empty cup and saying to herself: "Help... .Help me fill it up.”

"Okay, okay..."

Li Xingshan groped toward the wine cabinet in a daze, only to see that the originally full wine cabinet had become empty. The two of them had actually drank it all.

"No more?" Li Xingshan spread his hands.

"It's gone?" At this time, Disiya had just gotten excited about drinking, so naturally she couldn't stop there, so she turned over directly to the counter, rummaged around and said, "How is it possible? How can there be no reason why the wine in the tavern is not enough?"

This is not really strange. After all, Mrs. Dao's eating habits, whether eating or drinking, are used to eating slowly with a small cup. How could she eat as much as Li Xingshan and Disiya did.

Besides, the two of them did drink a little too much, so it was normal for the supply to be insufficient.

"found it!"

Not long after, I saw Disiya actually taking out a wine bottle from the depths of the counter. However, there was no label on the bottle. Only through the glass surface, you could see that there was an old wild ginseng soaked in it. Perhaps because it had been soaked for a long time, the wine had turned into a beautiful amber color and looked quite attractive.

"Come on!" Disiya smiled and said, "Drink this!"

"This... what kind of wine is this?" Li Xingshan said in confusion, "Can I drink it?"

"Since it's in the wine cabinet, it can be drunk," Disiya's rationality had long been lost due to alcohol, and she made her own decision: "No matter how much it costs, I will just buy it."

After saying that, without waiting for Li Xingshan to stop her, she had already opened the bottle of ginseng wine. The strong aroma of medicinal wine spread instantly, which also aroused the alcohol worm in Li Xingshan's belly. The two looked at each other and smiled, naturally It was drinking heavily.

............

At the same time, Mr. Okazaki, who had just arrived home, was eating the late-night snack prepared by his daughter Erika Okazaki and chatting about the couple he met today.

Finally, the old man sighed with emotion and said: "Ericiang, I think that young man is quite nice. Unfortunately, he already has a master. I don't know when you will be able to take your future son-in-law home."

Erika rolled her eyes at him and said, "Eat quickly, won't your late night snack stop your old man's mouth?"

"I specially made medicinal wine with 'Purple Sun Ginseng', and I am waiting to give it to my future son-in-law to ensure that he will be strong and vigorous," Mr. Okazaki said with emotion: "In this way, I can have a grandson sooner."

Chapter 1035 Let me help you!

Erika Okazaki's face turned red and she spat: "Dad...don't you know that although purple ginseng soaked in wine does have that effect, the longer it takes, the stronger the effect will be. You That bottle of wine has been brewing for more than ten years. Let alone humans, cows can’t stand it. If your future son-in-law drinks it, I’m afraid your daughter will be a widow in advance.”

"Is there still such a thing?" Mr. Okazaki frowned and sighed: "Forget it, I'd better throw away the bottle of wine early, just in case I accidentally If you give it to guests, it will be troublesome..."

"What are you talking about!" Erika Okazaki said angrily: "You actually left the store to two strangers. If you don't pay the bill, forget it. If you take something from the store tomorrow, you will regret it. "

"No, I recognize that man. He is a contestant who will advance to perform Bu Chuan Xin today. He can't run away." Mr. Okazaki took a chopstick and said with a smile: "Your father, I have been in business for so many years. How can I possibly do it?" An uncertain transaction?"

............

The bottle of wine was hidden in the deepest part of the wine cabinet. Logically speaking, it was impossible for anyone to drink it.

It's just that the situation tonight was too special. Firstly, there was no one in the store, and secondly, these two people had such good drinking capacity that when they finished drinking, they actually dug out the purple ginseng medicinal wine at the bottom of the box.

If Erika Okazaki said the same thing, then purple ginseng is indeed nourishing, but the soaking time should not exceed one year, otherwise the medicinal properties will become stronger and stronger. It is better for women to drink it. After all, there are only exhausted cows, not If a man drinks the bad tilled land, his yang energy will be lost, or his energy will be exhausted and he will die.

Fortunately, Li Xingshan was not an ordinary person. After the medicinal wine flowed down his throat, he felt a burst of fire ignited in his belly, making his whole body restless.

Although Disiya also drank some, she was a girl after all, so her reaction was not particularly strong. Seeing Li Xingshan's face turned red, she couldn't help laughing and said: "You are too inferior, aren't you? You are drunk now Already?"

"I...I'm not drunk!" Li Xingshan took a deep breath, handed the cup back to her, and said, "Take it, I'll fill it up for you, let's keep drinking!"

"That's what you said!" Disiya was unambiguous and took the bottle directly and handed it to Li Xingshan.

However, after all, he had drank a lot, and he felt a little dizzy at this time. When pouring the wine, his hand accidentally slipped, and the medicinal wine in the bottle actually poured directly on Disiya's body. With a crisp "pop" sound, the medicinal wine bottle instantly shattered to the ground.

"It's so cold..."

Disiya was suddenly stimulated, her body swayed, but she fell directly backwards. Fortunately, there was a sofa in the booth behind her, and her body was strong, so she didn't feel anything at all.

"Sorry, my hand slipped." Li Xingshan took two steps forward, ready to help him up, and said helplessly, "It's a pity that this good wine was wasted."

"It's not like it was all wasted..." Desiya lowered her head, pointed under her chin, and said, "It's all poured in here."

It turned out that Desiya's broad mind, because it was too tight, actually formed a container and gathered the medicinal wine into it.

Only hardware like hers could do it. If it were Hall Master Hu, it would probably just go away.

"Then... we can't waste it."

Perhaps because of the effect of the medicinal wine, Li Xingshan didn't think much, just lowered his face and drank the bottle of wine in one gulp.

It wasn't until he raised his head after drinking and looked at Disiya's surprised face that Li Xingshan realized that his behavior just now seemed to have exceeded the scope of "friends".

"Yes... I'm sorry..." Li Xingshan hesitated: "I... I may have drunk too much..."

However, Disiya was not angry, she just blushed and said: "Okay...does it taste good?"

Li Xingshan nodded and said, "It tastes good, but...it's gone."

Indeed, due to the slippery hand just now, the last bit of bottom has been drained away. Disiya shook her head, opened her mouth slightly and said: "There is still some left here, drink it."

With this expression, I am afraid no man can control himself.

Even the people in the Ring of Confused Heart said that I don’t need to take the blame this time, you can do it yourself.

With a gurgling sound, Li Xingshan drank the medicinal wine Disiya had "reserved" into his stomach, but even after drinking the wine, Li Xingshan still did not finish his tasting.

The dark tavern, the smell of alcohol, and the slightest hint of heat in the air.

The kiss lasted for seven or eight minutes. Just when Li Xingshan was about to take the next step, he suddenly felt a strong force coming from in front of him. Disiya retained the last trace of consciousness and pushed herself away.

"No... you can't!" Disiya said with a blushing face: "It's just the first day we met. Dad said that girls... must know how to love themselves!"

Yes, although it seems to be rough and refreshing, Disiya is still quite conservative deep down in her heart. If she is really a casual girl, she will not be able to remain pure among men. body.

Li Xingshan was not annoyed, he just took a few breaths and said: "Sorry, I was impulsive..."

"I...I don't mean to blame you, it's just...it was too fast..." Perhaps because she did not dare to look directly into Li Xingshan's eyes, Disiya subconsciously He lowered his head and happened to see a purple-red ginseng lying in the broken glass bottle.

"That's it!" Dixia looked at the ginseng and suddenly realized: "I have seen this kind of thing before when I was escorting the caravan. It is said that if you drink it with wine, it will... make people extremely excited. , no wonder you suddenly..."

Li Xingshan had the talent of [Medical Saint], so he naturally saw the medicinal properties of the ginseng, so he walked down the **** and said, "No wonder, I feel like I'm getting weird."

Disiya looked along Li Xingshan, but her eyes stayed at a certain place for a moment, and then he hesitated: "Is it uncomfortable?"

If it were just ordinary medicinal wine, Li Xingshan would be able to absorb it easily with his physique. However, it was the medicinal wine that Mr. Okazaki had been brewing for more than ten years, and even Li Xingshan would not be immune to its influence for a while.

In addition, Shen He had stopped him in the room not long ago, and now Sina and Jiulang had already started to stir up the body of Li Xingshan.

"It's okay," Li Xingshan smiled awkwardly, "I can handle it myself."

"Well..." Disiya seemed to have mustered up a lot of courage and said seriously: "Let me... help you!"

Chapter 1036 Cat’s tongue is thorny

Li Xingshan was stunned for a moment, then blurted out: "But, didn't you just say that we only knew each other for a day..."

"That's right! So, we can't reach that step yet!" Disiya nodded: "However, I heard those guys said before that it seems that girls can also use their mouths..."

At this point, her face turned red and she quickly said: "But, I don't know what to do, so you'd better not have too much hope!"

To be honest, it's not surprising that you would hear similar comments when hanging out with those vulgar mercenaries every day.

After all, when men are together, the person they talk to the most is either ZZ or women.

Naturally, Li Xingshan didn't expect Disiya to have any extraordinary quarrel skills, but he still asked: "Can you let me see your tongue?"

"Tongue? Why do you want to see it...well, it's okay to show it to you."

Although Desiya didn't understand what was going on, she still opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue.

Sure enough, just as Li Xingshan guessed, there were many small protrusions on Disiya's tongue, which made him wonder: "Why, there are... on your tongue?"

"Are you talking about this?" Disiya said disapprovingly: "I have been like this since I was a child. As long as I drink alcohol, I will get some small bumps on my tongue. The doctor said it was just some special physical reaction, but I didn't take it seriously. , why, do you think it’s ugly?”

No wonder Li Xingshan felt as if he had been licked by a cat's tongue when he was drunk by Ibuki Doji's alcohol. It turned out to be this.

Li Xingshan shook his head and whispered a few words softly into Disiya's ear. The more the latter listened, the redder his face became. In the end, he even looked suspicious and said, "Really...really?"

"Is it true or false..." Li Xingshan narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "You will know if you try it."

"Forget it, who told me to owe you today?" Disiya lowered her head and said, "Let's talk about it first. If you feel weird, you are not allowed to say it, otherwise I will punch you away!"

First, it's because Di Xiya really has a good impression of Li Xingshan.

Secondly, he visited more than a hundred pubs today just to find herself, which was enough to make her moved and guilty.

Just think of it as compensation, she comforted herself.

Anyway, as long as we haven't reached that point yet, we will still have a pure friendship with Li Xingshan.

............

After one hour.

Desiya staggered out of the bathroom and wiped the corners of her mouth. Although the alcohol had dissipated a lot, her head still felt a little buzzing.

There was nothing we could do about it. That guy Li Xingshan, in the end, thought he wasn't strong enough and hugged his head.

If someone else had done this to him, with Dissia's temperament, he might have swallowed it long ago and let him taste his "lion's bite".

Seeing Li Xingshan who had just tidied up his clothes, the two looked at each other, but the atmosphere seemed a little awkward for a moment.

Even more so at this critical moment, Disiya couldn't help but burp, and there was a smell of heather.

"Well," Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "I seemed to have gone a little too far just now."

"You...you can stop thinking too much!" Disiya quickly explained: "I...I was just afraid that you would feel too uncomfortable, so I did that kind of thing. Who... ....Who makes us good friends!"

"Is that so..." Li Xingshan's eyes seemed a little subtle and he said, "However, there are some things that cannot be done randomly between friends."

"I don't treat all my friends like this. You...you are an exception," Desiya said with a blush on her face, "The only exception."

The atmosphere became silent again for a while. After passing the class, Dixia said: "I've been working hard for a long time. I'm so sleepy. There is a bed in the private room. Why don't we spend the night here together."

Indeed, it seemed inappropriate to go back at this time, but Li Xingshan still asked: "If you sleep with me, aren't you afraid of me...can't you help it?"

"I believe you wouldn't do that kind of thing to me," Disia clenched her fists and said with a smile, "Besides, if you really dare, I'll punch that thing in half! What's more... ....”

"What's more?" Li Xingshan said casually.

"You men, you need to rest in between," Desiya said with a blushing face: "I heard them say that this seems to be called the 'Great Sage Time'. It's strange. I don't know that this kind of thing has anything to do with the Great Sage." What does it matter to a wise man?”

There is no such big character at all!

Apologize to the great sage of the Xumi Order!

Although Desiya has no experience in this area, she still has basic common sense, although she doesn't seem to understand the specific meaning.

Li Xingshan laughed twice, nodded and said: "That's true, then... let's go to sleep for now. I will continue to compete tomorrow."

"That's right! How could I have forgotten this matter!" Disiya said with a look of self-blame: "Then you have been struggling for so long, will it be... affected tomorrow?"

If it were an ordinary person, let alone being affected, it would be another matter whether he could get out of bed the next day. But Li Xingshan shook his head and said: "It doesn't matter, just treat it as...decompressing before the game."

"So..." Desiya narrowed her eyes slightly and said, "Do you use me as a tool to relieve stress?"

"Don't say it so weird!" Li Xingshan said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "Didn't you say that this is 'mutual help' between friends? If one day you need my help, I will definitely do it."

"I have written this sentence down," Disiya said with a smile: "If anything happens to me in the future, even if you can't go to Xumi, I will go to Liyue to find you in person!"

The two of them were lying on the bed. After all, Disiya's body was not as monster as Li Xingshan. After a while, she leaned in the arms of the person next to her and fell into a deep sleep.

In order to stay vigilant, these mercenaries generally did not sleep too deeply, but for some reason, being around Li Xingshan made her feel an inexplicable sense of peace of mind.

[So, have you finally extended your claws to Sumeru? 】

Xiao Xi's voice always appears when Li Xingshan thinks she should appear.

"Hey, is this just an accident, okay?" Li Xingshan said helplessly: "I didn't expect that I would meet a girl from Xumi in Daozhu."

[Perhaps you will also go to Xumi in the future? 】

"I don't want to run around anymore," Li Xingshan looked at the ring of confusion on his wrist and said, "When I say goodbye to this guy completely, I will go back to Liyue and have a good rest."

Chapter 1037 Li Yunlong simulator?

Li Xingshan was not a person with great ambitions. From the time he traveled to Teyvat Continent until the current situation, he was pushed by various things.

Whether it was quelling the dragon disaster in Mondstadt, participating in the Tianshu election in Liyue, or coming to Daozhi, basically there was no end to troubles, big and small.

When I return to Liyue in the future, I will work as a hands-off shopkeeper. With the store in hand, I should have no problem making ends meet for the rest of my life.