Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

After all, the real world has become dark, and here, Li Xingshan just wants to lie down.

[Unfortunately, your destiny may be difficult to follow a peaceful path]

"Thank you so much," Li Xingshan frowned and said, "With such a troublesome simulator system, it is really difficult for me to be clean..."

[But without my presence, wouldn’t you be better off now? 】

This sentence silenced Li Xingshan.

Indeed, no matter how much he argued, most of his strength, everything he owned, and his bonds with those girls were due to the simulator system.

If there was no system, I might still be an unknown servant in Yuheng Xingkeqing Mansion.

[You are destined not to be an ordinary person, and deep down in your heart, you will not be willing to be ordinary...]

"Okay, having said all that..." Li Xingshan changed the subject and said, "Do you want me to drive the simulator again?"

Generally speaking, in this case, the system takes the initiative to talk to itself, and nine times out of ten, this is the purpose.

【if not? Do I stay up most of the night to chat with you about life? 】

"Is it weird to talk about life with me?" Li Xingshan glanced at Disiya, who was sleeping beside him, and said, "Look, didn't we just have a happy chat?"

[But what you do next will be more enjoyable]

Li Xingshan was speechless for a moment, so he could only nod his head and said: "Let's go, let's go, just think of it as adding some chips for tomorrow's game."

If you want to live a stable life in the future, then winning this game is indeed the most important thing at the moment.

[Please choose three talents from the following. After the simulation is over, one will be randomly retained as an inherent talent]

[Human chair (green): You can become a chair, but it only has three legs]

[Family, who understands (white): When you say "Family, who understands", it can briefly attract the attention of the surrounding people, but it will sacrifice one of your family members. This effect cannot be achieved without family members. use】

[Glory of the Independent Regiment (Blue): You are born with the talent of military leadership. When you become a "leader", the morale and loyalty of your subordinates will be extremely difficult to decline, and orders will be easier to execute]

[Kawaki's Power (Green): You can designate a target so that its father becomes your own father, and everyone's cognition will change accordingly]

[Can Brother Chuan still hurt you (green): You are born with a friend who is unconditionally good to you, but his personality is very bad]

[Mermaid Bloodline (Black): You have mermaid bloodline and can swim in the water and communicate with aquatic creatures, but your skin will become very dark]

[I am fighting for the elite (blue): When you encounter an opponent stronger than yourself, your combat effectiveness will be improved in a short period of time (this effect can affect surrounding friendly units within a certain range)]

[Nishanzi (green): You are from a humble background, have a rough personality, and are often full of fragrance, but you are more likely to be favored by humans of the same status]

[Village grass (green) within the shelf life: You were handsome when you were young, and you were a famous handsome boy from all over the country, but your appearance will start to decline after the age of thirty]

[Leave the facts aside (green): You can argue without facts when debating with others]

snort......

Seeing these talents, Li Xingshan already had a sneer on his face.

These are all the talents of Li Yunlong’s heroic spirit!

Pretend I haven't watched "Bright Sword", right?

With almost no hesitation, Li Xingshan chose three talents: [I am fighting the elite (blue)] [Mud Legs (green)] and [Glory of the Independent Group (blue)].

After all, other talents are indeed somewhat despised.

It seems that this time, I have to find a way to **** the special girl.

【The Sims Officially Begins】

[0 years old: You don’t know where you were born or who your parents were. You were born an orphan and were carried into a cave by a tiger in the mountains, ready to be eaten as dessert after dinner]

[However, just when you were about to fall into the tiger's mouth, several crossbow arrows were suddenly shot from outside the cave, hitting the tiger's flesh. The tiger howled a few times before passing out.]

[Immediately afterwards, several members of the treasure stealing group walked in from outside the cave. Their goal was to steal various treasures. "Poaching" is naturally part of the job]

[They have been tracking this tiger for a long time, just to get its skin. Unexpectedly, they accidentally found you escaping from the tiger's mouth. After some discussion, several members of the treasure stealing group did not let you die in the tiger's den after all. I took you back to the nearby headquarters]

[The treasure thief group never raises idle people, let alone a baby who needs someone to take care of it. Although these treasure thieves are not good people, they are not extremely evil people. They originally wanted to send you to Liyue Port. , someone will definitely take you in by then]

[However, a seven or eight-year-old girl suddenly made a suggestion - if we keep this child and cultivate the various "crafts" of the treasure thief group from an early age, then when he grows up, how can he Not that you can become a master among masters, but maybe you can revive our "Southern Treasure Thief Group"]

[On the continent of Teyvat, treasure stealing groups are scattered almost everywhere, and their styles and rules are also different. The treasure stealing groups in Liyue Mondstadt are mainly divided into the "Southern Treasure Thieving Group" and "Northern Treasure Pirates"]

[Among them, the Northern Treasure Thieves Group has a radical style of acting. Under the leadership of its giant "Northern Strange Bird", it has done several major cases, making the Northern Treasure Thieves Group famous. In contrast, the Southern Treasure Thief Group has It is gradually declining, and even can only do some poaching activities to make a living]

[After everyone discussed it, they actually felt that this was quite reasonable. What's more, being able to meet this baby may be a kind of fate in itself. Therefore, the members of the Southern Treasure Thief Group unanimously agreed to let you stay.]

[Of course, the most troublesome thing before them is how to choose a name. After all, if they were asked to name it, it would probably be names like "Hu Mazi" and "Zhao Tieniu"]

Chapter 1038 I, Li Yunlong, am a thief

[Unexpectedly, the girl who suggested that you stay here gave you a name. She said that according to legend, there once was a "Southern Thief" in Liyue who was proficient in stealing. His surname was Li, and he was proficient in thieves. We might as well take advantage of the special stealing skill called "Flying Dragon Exploring the Clouds" and name him "Li Yunlong". The word "Yunlong" is taken from the "Flying Dragon Exploring the Clouds"]

["Then why not call it Li Tanshou?" "I think Li Feilong is more handsome!" "This name doesn't sound like it belongs to the treasure thief group, otherwise it should be called Li Sansi'er!" Regarding this name, the other members naturally also There were different opinions, but in the end, everyone agreed with the little girl's decision to call you "Li Yunlong". Of course, the price is that she must bear the main responsibility of raising you]

Although Li Xingshan had probably expected that his name would be this.

However, he never guessed that the reason for this name was actually this.

Just jumping from "Bright Sword" to "Legend of Sword and Fairy" is still a smooth process. The components of this system are also complex enough.

[1 year old: So, you officially became the Southern Treasure Thief Group. No, you should be the youngest member since the founding of the Southern Treasure Thief Group. And the girl who named you naturally cannot be your mother. She has become your adopted sister. Like you, she is an orphan who has been working in a treasure stealing gang since she was a child. However, her name was given by her deceased parents, called "Yan'er"]

[She would suggest adopting you, probably because it is related to her own origin. Of course, although everyone has left the responsibility of raising you to Yan'er, how can a little girl who is only seven years older than you rely on someone else? Take good care of the baby. Basically all the members of the treasure stealing group have done their best for you. For some reason, everyone seems to like you very much ([Mud Legs] talent effect is activated)]

[2 years old: Although Yan'er is only seven years older than you, she is a rare child prodigy in the treasure thief group. She learns any stealing skills very quickly. Before you can even speak eloquently, she I have already started to teach you how to practice your skills]

[3 years old: Everyone thinks that teaching a two- or three-year-old child to learn stealing skills is useless until you quietly steal the money bag from him when he is "asking for a hug". Only then did everyone realize that maybe the treasure stealing group really found the treasure this time]

[4 years old: No surprise, you are exactly what the Treasure Thieves Group expected from the beginning. Together with Yan'er, you became the youngest and most talented thief in the Southern Treasure Thieves Group. But what makes them even more troublesome is that since childhood, Growing up in a den of thieves, you absorbed all their bad qualities and became an out-and-out "little devil star" within reason. Except for your sworn sister Yan'er, almost no one can control you. I can live with you]

[5 years old: The treasure stealing group has always adhered to the principle of "practical combat is more important than anything else". After all, no matter how good your stealing skills are, if you can't steal something, it means nothing. Although you are still young, you are still Conducted his first theft]

[You and Yan'er pretend to be a pair of ordinary siblings. Under the leadership of the experienced Yan'er, your theft operations are almost flawless. Even if you miss occasionally, you can fool them. After all, Qianyan Army cannot Take a five-year-old child back to jail and lock him up]

[6 years old: In just one year, you have become a habitual thief. As an adult, you have been in the market and have become somewhat famous among thieves in Liyue. Because you almost never miss a thing, you have become more and more arrogant. 】

[7 years old: Of course, the treasure thief group also has the rules of the treasure thief group. Every time its members steal something, they must first hand over the stolen goods to the organization. After a few days, the situation has calmed down, and then continue to sell the stolen goods. , and then give rewards]

[The reason for doing this is naturally very simple. If you accidentally steal something serious or offend some important people, the stolen goods can be returned quickly. The treasure stealing group can always exist precisely because of " "Thieves also have their ways." Otherwise, if Liyue Qixing really wants to completely wipe out the treasure thieves in the surrounding area, it will not be difficult]

[8 years old: The treasure stealing group occasionally takes in some homeless orphans and trains them. Although it is not a serious business, it can save their lives. Although you are only eight years old, you are already As if you have become the seniors in the Southern Treasure Thief Group, these members of the "Youth Group" naturally follow your lead. When they are not working in Pingri, they often get entangled with each other in the streets and alleys of Liyue Port. Wandering around, it is inevitable that people will look at you with disdain and call you a "street kid"]

[9 years old: One day, you and your friends were wandering on the street, and you saw a little girl with pink makeup and beautiful clothes. She looked like the daughter of a wealthy family, and yours The younger brothers also started to make noise at this time]

【Entering somatosensory mode】

[Mission goal: steal the designated items from the target]

Looking at the familiar Liyue street scene around him, Li Xingshan suddenly felt a rather warm feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, this is my "hometown".

"Hey, Li Yunlong, didn't you say that you dare to steal anything?" An eleven or twelve-year-old boy smiled at Li Xingshan and said: "That young lady who seems to have an unusual background, do you dare to steal? ?”

"Yes," another younger boy also echoed: "If you don't dare, why not let my brother be our boss."

Although these younger brothers are all "juniors" of Li Xingshan, not everyone is convinced by this little guy who is under ten years old, especially the two people who are talking. One of them is called Li Ding and the other is Li Dang. They are a pair of brothers. A few years ago, their parents were killed by Inazuma's Kairangui, and then they were taken in by the Southern Treasure Pirates.

The two of them are also good at stealing, so they have always wanted to challenge this kid king. When they encountered such a good opportunity today, they naturally wanted to give Li Xingshan a try.

Li Xingshan looked around and saw a little girl with purple hair and two ponytails. She looked very beautiful, but for some reason, she seemed familiar to him.

However, he didn't think much about it and just sneered: "You **** girl, you look down on our Xiao Li's craftsmanship? Okay, I will show you my skills. You tell me, as long as you can see anything on that little girl, I will do it." I can steal it for you."

Chapter 1039 Grandma Ping’s warning

Li Xingshan naturally knew that this was Li Ding and Li Dang's brother's method of provoking enemies, so he spoke with caution. It was okay to steal things, at least it couldn't be something personal. If he was allowed to steal a bellyband or something, then he would Trouble.

"That's what you said!" Li Ding said with a smile, "Then go and steal the embroidered shoes she is wearing."

When all the children heard this, they couldn't help but secretly said, "What a loss." It's okay to steal other things, but with these shoes on your feet, you can't just steal them.

Li Dang looked even more proud and said: "If you can steal it, we will accept you as our big brother from now on."

Li Xingshan touched his chin and said, "Okay, then it's settled. Just wait and see. Before the sun sets, I will definitely get the pair of shoes she is wearing. Just wait and see."

They didn't expect that Li Xingshan would actually agree, and they couldn't help but be very curious. Although they knew that this "Li Yunlong" was indeed a famous character in the treasure thief group, they really couldn't imagine how he could manipulate this little girl. If your shoes were stolen, you can't just take them off on the spot, right?

Li Xingshan naturally has his own plan, but to complete this plan, he still needs some preparation.

First, I need a Cuju.

This is easy to do, and there are many toy stalls on the street. With his level of stealing at this time, he can just steal one at random. He looked at an old lady with squinted eyes sitting next to a toy stall. He took a look at the toys on the stall and walked over as if nothing happened.

Who would have thought that as soon as he touched a Cuju and hid it in his arms, a slightly older voice suddenly came from behind him: "Kid, did you... forget to give me the money?"

Li Xingshan was shocked. He was young and highly capable, so logically it was impossible for him to be discovered. This old lady seemed to have a very vicious vision.

According to the rules on the road, if one is caught on the spot, the most direct way is to settle the matter, not to mention that a Cuju is not very valuable. Li Xingshan didn't want to delay things for this thing, so he took out a few molas, Putting it on the stall, he said: "Are these...enough?"

"If you can't afford toys, it's okay for Grandma Ping to give them to you," the old lady said calmly, "I stole toys when I was a child. When I grow up, I might steal something."

Grandma Ping?

No wonder it was so powerful. Li Xingshan couldn't help but feel a little nervous, but he still smiled calmly and said: "It's not about stealing, I... I just forgot to give the money."

After that, he hugged the Cuju and ran away like flying.

The friends who were watching the excitement at the back had different expressions at this time, especially the Ding Dang brothers, who were already laughing.

He could even be caught stealing a toy from an old lady's stall, but this guy seemed to be nothing more than that.

Li Xingshan ignored this and directly touched the purple-haired girl.

The girl looked like a well-to-do lady. She was walking on the street and seemed to be full of curiosity about everything. Although she was younger than Li Xingshan at this time, A little better, but not at all timid, and not at all cowardly.

Just when she was staring attentively at the storyteller in the street teahouse, she suddenly felt a gust of wind coming from behind her, and then she heard a "bang" sound, and a small leather ball hit her. It hit his head and fell to the ground.

That was of course the Cuju that Li Xingshan had just "bought". This thing was not a football. It was made of leather on the outside and wrapped in something soft like rice bran on the inside. It didn't hurt if it hit the head. Before the girl could realize what was going on, she saw a handsome and cute boy who suddenly walked over and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I...I didn't mean to... "

As the saying goes, don't hit someone with a smiling face. The girl didn't seem to be a fussy person. Not only was she not angry, but she asked curiously: "What... is this?"

That boy was of course Li Xingshan. Although he usually acted like a little gangster, at this time he acted like a polite child. He smiled and said: "This is Cuju, a toy for kicking and playing. You Haven’t you seen it?”

"I...I haven't seen it before," the little girl shook her head, her two purple ponytails swaying, and asked, "Is it fun?"

"Of course it's fun," Li Xingshan nodded and said, "But this is a boy's game, and you probably can't play it."

"Who... who said I can't play anymore!" The girl shouted angrily: "I'm not necessarily worse than you boys, it's just... I just don't know how to play."

"Then let me teach you how to play," Li Xingshan said with a smile when he saw the fish taking the bait: "But there are too many people here, there is an open space over there, come with me!"

The girl didn't seem to be on guard. Seeing that the boy in front of her had a kind face, she didn't think much and really followed him.

The two were similar in age, and the girl was quite outgoing, not at all reserved like an ordinary rich lady, so they soon got to play with Li Xingshan.

Seeing that the time was right, Li Xingshan suddenly flew up and kicked the Cuju to the branch of a big tree not far away.

The tree was not very tall, but the two children couldn't reach it anyway, and there was no one around. The girl was in the mood to play and said quickly: "What can we do? You... ....Can you climb trees?"

"I can't," Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "Otherwise, you can step on my shoulders and go up and get the ball."

"Yeah!" She nodded immediately and said, "Squat down."

Li Xingshan squatted under the tree obediently. Seeing that the girl was about to step on his shoulder, he quickly said: "Wait, can you take off your shoes first? If I soil my clothes, my mother will definitely scold me." of."

"As it should be," the girl took off her two delicate little shoes and placed them neatly aside. Then she stepped on Li Xingshan's shoulder and said, "I'm standing firm, please get up. "

Not only that, she also took off her socks. Li Xingshan looked at the two little feet on his shoulders, which were like two white and fat little dumplings. In addition, he had just finished playing Cuju, and he still had a faint feeling. The smell of sweat actually made me feel a little dazed for a moment.

"Don't be stunned!" The girl's voice interrupted Li Xingshan's random thoughts: "I'm fine, you can get up."

"Okay!" Li Xingshan smiled secretly, stood up directly, and said, "Don't move around, stand still!"

Chapter 1040: Stealing jade and fragrance

Although Li Xingshan is young and small now, he has been training in the treasure stealing group for many years and is very strong. In addition, the girl only weighs a few dozen kilograms at best. He can easily lift her up. stand up.

However, he pretended to be quite reluctant at this time and said: "But...is it okay?"

The girl quickly said: "That's okay...Hey, don't wander around!"

"I don't want to either," Li Xingshan pretended to be helpless and said, "Hurry up and hold on to the branches to reduce my weight."