Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"Really, I'm not heavy. You are so weak, so what kind of man are you?" Although she said so, she still quickly grabbed the branch with both hands and said, "How about it, are you gentle?"

Li Xingshan thought to himself, you are such a little girl, how dare you humiliate me, okay, let's wait and see!

Seeing the girl peeling off the tree trunk, Li Xingshan suddenly pulled away and said, "It's much lighter this way!"

The girl felt her feet were empty, and she immediately became nervous and said, "You...why did you run away?"

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm showing my cards," Li Xingshan chuckled and said, "Little girl, just hang yourself on the southeastern branch here."

The girl said blankly: "You...what do you mean?"

After saying that, he picked up the shoes and socks that the girl had just taken off, patted them gently, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if I tell you, I just came to steal the shoes, I took them away."

Li Xingshan was not afraid of exposing his identity. After all, Liyue was so old, finding a thief was like looking for a needle in a haystack. What's more, these little shoes were not very valuable, so the girl's family probably wouldn't waste their energy looking for a pair of shoes.

When the girl heard this, she realized that she had been deceived. She wanted to jump down from the tree, but she was still young after all. Looking down at the distance of about one meter, she felt a little timid. Seeing that Li Xingshan was about to leave, , she said quickly: "Little thief, you...don't leave! Put me down first!"

"Put you down and let you catch me?" Li Xingshan gloated: "Bye bye!"

"Wait a minute!" There was already a hint of crying in the girl's voice: "Help... help me get down, it's so high, I... I don't dare..."

After all, Li Xingshan had a heart of stone. Seeing how pitiful the girl was, he could not help but feel sympathy. However, since he had finally stolen something, he naturally could not let the owner go and let her catch him, so he said, "I will do it later." Go ask the adults to rescue you. Little girl, you should thank me. Remember, don’t trust others casually in the future. You are lucky this time. You just lost a pair of shoes. What will you lose next time? I can’t say for sure.”

After that, he no longer paid attention to the girl's pleading, put the shoes and socks in his arms, and left in a hurry.

When the girl saw that Li Xingshan's back had completely disappeared, she bit her little silver teeth and murmured: "Wait, if you don't avenge me, I will never give up..."

............

Li Xingshan naturally didn't realize who he had offended. When he proudly showed off the girl's embroidered shoes to the younger brothers of the Treasure Thief Group, everyone's faces showed admiration.

High, this move is really high.

It seems that if you want to be a qualified treasure thief, in addition to being good at craftsmanship, you must also have other abilities.

Even brothers Li Ding and Li Dang, who were not convinced by him at first, were convinced at the same time. Li Ding gave him a thumbs up and said: "Awesome, you are very good at cheating, kidnapping and stealing!"

If these words were said to others, it would definitely be regarded as a curse, but to the members of the treasure stealing group, this is an out-and-out compliment.

Several children burst into laughter again, and just when they were thinking about what to steal next, Li Dang, who has a sharp eye, noticed at a glance that there seemed to be some pattern embroidered on the upper of the embroidered shoes, and he quickly Said: "Wait a minute, there seems to be something on these shoes."

Only then did Li Xingshan realize. Sure enough, there seemed to be some words embroidered on the uppers of the shoes. He squinted his eyes and said, "Old Li, we don't have much culture. What does this say?"

Li Ding frowned and said, "It seems to be the word 'engraved'."

When several people heard this, their original smiles froze on their faces. The Ke family was one of the most powerful and famous families in Liyue Port.

"Could it be that..." Li Ding swallowed and said, "She is the eldest lady of the Ke family?"

Everyone looked at each other, and Li Xingshan even shook his hand and dropped the pair of embroidered shoes on the ground.

There has long been a rule in the treasure stealing group that you should never touch the things belonging to the big families.

"What should we do?" Li Dang said with a nervous look on his face: "How about we return these things to the organization as soon as possible, and then return them to them obediently."

"No!" Li Ding said quickly: "Then Brother Long is not dead yet?"

After all, Li Xingshan was not a real child, and he was much calmer at this time, saying: "Don't panic, it's just a pair of shoes. The Ke family may not mobilize all their troops to get people. I will get rid of these shoes, and everyone will keep their mouths shut." A few should be able to get through it.”

Everyone also nodded, and now they looked up to this young "boss".

In order to avoid being suspected, they cheated and stole on the streets of Liyue as usual. After returning to the organization at night, they also handed over all the stolen goods. However, the pair of shoes had long been burned to ashes by Li Xingshan.

However, that pair of socks was left behind by Li Xingshan by some mysterious means. There were marks on the shoes but not on the socks, so there was no need to be afraid of leaving clues.

Until the evening, there was no news, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this matter was over.

The tension in everyone's hearts relaxed and they quickly fell asleep. Naturally, the Treasure Thief Group had no conditions to arrange a separate room. Even Li Xingshan slept in a big bunk with other children.

Unexpectedly, in the middle of the night, the children were suddenly awakened by the sound of gongs. Li Xingshan opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a beautiful girl of sixteen or seventeen years old. Unknown to her, she had appeared in the room. He stared at everyone with furrowed brows.

The sound of the gong was naturally her masterpiece.

"Sister Yan'er?" Li Xingshan asked in surprise, "Why are you here so late at night?"

Yes, this girl is Li Xingshan's sworn sister Yan'er. However, at this time, she has become one of the youngest cadres of the treasure thief group, and naturally she does not spend as much time in contact with Li Xingshan as before.

"Someone has caused trouble," Yan'er put his hands on his hips and glanced at everyone, "The Ke family came to the treasure thieves to ask for someone. They said they were looking for a boy around ten years old."

Chapter 1041 The eldest lady’s methods

When the group of children heard this, their faces immediately changed color. Although Li Xingshan had the soul of an adult, the others did not. They were all half-grown children, so naturally they could not hide their thoughts.

The changes in their expressions were naturally seen by Yan'er. She shook her head and said: "It seems that the troublemakers are indeed among you. How many times have we told you in the group not to provoke those tough guys?" , whoever of you committed the crime should stand up for yourself."

Everyone looked at each other for a while. This was a simulator after all, and Li Xingshan didn't take it seriously. He was about to stand up, but he saw Li Ding had already taken a step forward and said seriously: "Yes... I did it." Yes, it has nothing to do with other people!”

Li Xingshan was stunned. He didn't expect that this guy would be so loyal and come to take the blame for himself.

However, Yan'er rolled her eyes at Li Ding and said, "It's not you."

Li Ding said quickly: "It's me! It's really me! People named Li will do the work!"

You still haven't taken it out of me?

Li Xingshan complained silently in his heart.

"Learn loyalty from others, right? We are a treasure-stealing group, not Hongxing Society!" Yan'er shook his head and said: "People said he is a handsome and cute boy, you crooked melon and jujube, Just don’t come and join in the fun.”

Li Ding's face darkened, and he didn't know whether he should feel lucky or unfortunate...

"Okay, it seems that the matter can't be hidden anymore," Li Xingshan slowly walked out and said, "I did it, I stole the things, I provoked the people, I have nothing to do with them, and I have nothing to do with them. I’m going to plead guilty.”

Looking at the boy she had brought up since childhood, Yan'er's mood was quite complicated. She patted Li Xingshan on the shoulder, but suddenly raised her fist and hit him hard. on his face.

Despite her young age, she is quite skilled. After this punch, Li Xingshan's face immediately turned red, but he still stood firm and said: "Good fight!"

Yan'er didn't stop, gritted his teeth, and beat him again, so hard that even the children around him couldn't stand it and turned away.

Soon, Li Xingshan was beaten black and blue by Yan'er. Naturally, she did this not to vent her hatred, but for other reasons.

Beating someone up like this before going on a mission, firstly, it proves that the treasure thief group has already punished the person, and secondly, it makes him look pitiful. When the time comes, the Ke family will see that the child has been taught like this, so he will not continue to be in trouble.

Everyone understood this truth, so they could only choose to "stand on the sidelines." Li Xingshan had a tough character and endured silence until Yan'er stopped his hand with a distressed look on his face, then he managed to hold on to a smile and said : "Sister Yan'er, I'm in trouble for you."

He knew in his heart that Yan'er's heart would definitely be more painful than his own if these fists hit him.

"After you get over it, just let it go, that's all." Yan'er sighed and said, "Just think of it as a lesson learned."

Li Xingshan nodded, then dragged his scarred body and followed Yan'er out of the room. He saw a woman in purple clothes waiting outside. It seemed that she should be sent by the Ke family.

When she saw Yan'er bringing out the "culprit" with a bruised nose and swollen face, she sneered and said, "Good boy, you dare to offend even our eldest lady, do you think you can still run away?"

Yan'er said helplessly: "Seeing that he has already been punished, why not... just forget it. If you pay compensation, I will be responsible."

"What a joke, does the Ke family deserve compensation from you thieves?" The woman shook her head and said, "The eldest lady has ordered that this little thief must be brought to the front and she will punish him personally."

Yan'er wanted to say something more, but Li Xingshan said calmly: "It should be so. Please lead the way, sister."

Seeing how cute and sensible the boy in front of her was, the woman's anger subsided a bit, and she said, "You still have some backbone, so when the time comes, you can show off your skills and have a sweeter mouth, young lady..." ..should not do anything to you.”

Li Xingshan stepped forward, but did not forget to turn around and say to Yan'er: "Don't worry, I... will be fine."

The two walked out of the door and got into the carriage. The woman put a hood on Li Xingshan's head and tied his hands.

Speechless all the way, Li Xingshan estimated the distance in his mind. As expected, he stopped when he arrived at the Ke family's mansion. After he was taken in, he walked for a few more minutes and seemed to be pushed into a certain room. Then the woman said : "Miss, I have already brought you here, let you be as you please."

Soon, Li Xingshan heard the familiar voice, saying: "I understand, you can go out and come back tomorrow to get someone."

Good guy, are you planning to mess with me all night?

Li Xingshan was pushed gently and knelt on the ground. Not long after, he heard the sound of brisk footsteps, and through the gap in the black hood, a pair of familiar little feet could be barely seen.

"Hmph, little thief, I caught you!"

As the hood was lifted, what came face to face was indeed Xiao Keqing's beautiful and lovely face.

However, after seeing Li Xingshan's beaten cheeks, Xiao Keqing's original proud smile quickly disappeared, and instead she said in surprise: "You...how did you get beaten?" Is it like this?”

"This is the rule of the treasure thief group," Li Xingshan said calmly: "How about it, seeing me beaten like this, you should be a little relieved, right?"

Xiao Keqing bit her lip tightly, shook her head and said, "I...I didn't let anyone hit you!"

"You are a high-ranking young lady. I am just a little thief in the dust. You can kill me with just a casual word." Li Xingshan sneered and said, "If you catch me, I will admit defeat and kill you." Cut it off, do whatever you want."

"I...I just want to teach you a lesson," Xiao Keqing's eyes seemed to have a hint of guilt: "I...I didn't expect that it would turn out like this... ..."

At this point, she seemed to be comforting herself and said: "No, this is not my fault. You can only blame yourself. If you had not stolen anything, you would not have ended up in this situation."

Li Xingshan snorted coldly and said, "I don't steal anything, will you support me?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Keqing actually said seriously: "Of course, if you want, you can be a servant in my house, and I will raise you."

You just love being commanded by your master, right? Do you want to play this game both in real life and in the simulator?

"The eldest lady really has kind thoughts," Li Xingshan stared into her eyes and said, "I would rather be beaten every day than be dependent on others and look at their faces."

Chapter 1042 The Fall of the Emperor Star

"Humph, you don't want to come, but I let you come!" Xiao Keqing put her hands on her hips and said, "I have decided that I want you to stay and listen to my orders every day!"

It's not that Ke Qing lost her temper, it's just that she simply felt that instead of being a little thief who was beaten to death at every turn and stole every day, it would be better to be a domestic servant by her side, which would at least provide a lot of stability.

However, Li Xingshan said calmly: "Then, what if I refuse?"

"Do you have any right to refuse?" Xiao Keqing said disapprovingly: "As long as I say a word, the Treasure Thief Group will no longer dare to take you in, and you can only stay with me and let me drive you."

"Haha..." Unexpectedly, Li Xingshan smiled and said: "Originally, I thought of swallowing my anger and being taught a lesson by you, but it seems that is unlikely."

Xiao Keqing frowned slightly and said: "You... you stopped bluffing, what else can you do?"

Li Xingshan actually stood up, stretched out his hands, and rubbed his wrists. The rope that originally tied him tightly had fallen to the ground.

"Just trying to tie me up with just a rope is too underestimated the ability of the treasure thief group." Li Xingshan shook his hands and sneered: "Miss Keqing, the previous accounts have been settled, let's calculate the new ones." Pay it forward!"

"Someone... ugh!" Ke Qing was about to call for help, but Li Xingshan took a step forward, took something out of his pocket, blocked her mouth, and then tied her up skillfully. touched her wrist.

Keqing has been learning family swordsmanship since she was a child. If she were to compete seriously, Li Xingshan might not be her opponent at this time.

However, her actual combat experience was basically zero, and she had no weapons with her. Facing the gangsters who had been fighting in the streets since childhood, she naturally had no power to fight back. She was subdued before she could react.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Keqing saw clearly at this moment that the thing Li Xingshan used to block her mouth was actually his own socks, and she immediately started struggling.

Li Xingshan also felt embarrassed and said: "If you don't scream, I will take off the socks. If you dare to scream... I will die with you!"

As he spoke, he also pulled out the sharp sword hanging on the wall and made several gestures beside Keqing's neck in a serious manner.

After all, the little girl was still young, and she was so frightened that she turned pale for a moment. She nodded hurriedly, and then Li Xingshan took off the socks from her mouth and said smoothly: "Don't worry, this is yours." Socks are no one else’s.”

Keqing's face turned slightly red and she said, "You...why did you leave my socks with you?"

Li Xingshan didn't seem to expect that she would ask this, and said a little embarrassed: "No... I didn't have time to deal with it, otherwise someone would put your smelly socks on me."

"It... doesn't stink!" Ke Qing bit her lip and said, "You... let me go and let's settle the matter. How about that?"

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Li Xingshan snorted coldly and said, "I'm letting you go now. If you send someone to the treasure-stealing group to trouble me again, wouldn't I be dead?"

"I'm not that despicable!" Ke Qing said quickly: "Besides, if you continue to delay, Chunxiang will come to pick you up tomorrow morning, and you will still die."

Indeed, in this situation, mediating with Keqing is naturally the best way. According to Li Xingshan's understanding of Keqing, she might really abide by the "contract". However, she is still a child after all. Shi Shi was angry but for breaking the contract, he was still the unlucky one.

Li Xingshan touched his chin and looked around the room. Finally, his eyes fell on a video camera on the table.

"If I'm not wrong..." Li Xingshan fiddled with the photo camera and said, "This should be Fontaine's new gadget."

"That's a gift from daddy," Keqing nodded and said, "It's very delicate. Don't mess with it."

"Crack!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as Ke Qing finished speaking, Li Xingshan had already pressed the shutter, took a photo of Ke Qing, and said with a smile: "Do you really think I'm a bumpkin? I've stolen this thing at least seven times. Eight. By the way, I have an idea!"

Keqing looked puzzled and said: "What...what can I do?"

"I'm going to use this camera to take embarrassing photos of you, and use them as a handle," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "If anything happens to me, have these photos spread out, and everyone in Li Xingshan will be shocked." Yuegang, look at how ugly Miss Keqing is!"

Some methods, although a bit cliché, are indeed very useful.

Even a certain ornamental fish that had planned everything was defeated by this trick, let alone a little girl who was still young?

However, Li Xingshan still had principles after all. Faced with a little girl, he naturally couldn't take any large-scale photos. He just asked her to pose in some embarrassing poses and then took a good photo.

"If these photos are spread, huh..." At the end, Li Xingshan threatened: "You will definitely not be able to get married in the future!"

Keqing was not very experienced in the world, so she naturally believed his lies. She bit her lip and said, "Now that you have the handle, can you let me go?"