Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"Where is this? You are the key person for us to defeat the shogunate army!" The captain waved his hands quickly: "It's a pity that the reception was not good, so I have to live in a tent without a toilet. I... "

"I think, why don't we stop talking now?" Jiuqi smiled and said, "Master Li is holding back a lot of pressure."

"Yes...yeah." Li Xingshan said awkwardly.

"What are you talking about? Master Li is so powerful, and his kidneys must also be very powerful. It won't be a problem to hold it in for three days and three nights," the team leader said with a smile, "But it won't be good if it delays your rest. Sanlang, don’t neglect me.”

Chapter 1196 The Skilled Hunter

After that, the team leader turned around and left without saying much. After a while, Jiuqi Ren couldn't help laughing and said: "Kidneys must be very powerful too? Ha...I didn't see it. come out."

"That's just a joke," Li Xingshan blushed and said casually: "By the way, Shinobu Saburo, is this the name you used to disguise your identity?"

"That's right," Jiuqi Ren nodded and said: "The establishment of the resistance army is not as strict as that of the shogunate army. It is not difficult to sneak in by disguising your identity and accent a little... It's just that there is no way to look like That’s all you need to be so high-profile.”

Li Xingshan didn't know whether this was a compliment or a disservice to himself, so he could only say: "It's better to find a place where no one will disturb you and tell me your situation."

Kuki-nin seemed to have chosen a place a long time ago. The two of them walked along and encountered several patrolling soldiers. Kuki-nin easily pushed them away until they walked into an uninhabited grove. , the two of them stopped.

"The thing is like this..." Jiu Qiqin said straight to the point: "I..."

"Um," Li Xingshan scratched his cheek and said, "Can you change your face back to your previous face first?"

"Is there anything wrong with this face?" Jiu Qinren tilted his head and said: "For an undercover agent, this is a perfect face. It is not good-looking, not ugly, not easy to remember, and not easy to remember. People will be suspicious."

"But your own face is more beautiful." Li Xingshan said straight to the point.

"You know? Disguise is not like Yae Shenzi's illusion. You can turn into another face with just a snap of your fingers." Jiuqi Ren put his hands on his hips and said, "In order to make the disguise flawless, I have to spend a It’s time to prepare…”

"I'm too willful," Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "Then let's avoid it."

"But..." Jiuqi Ren took off the fake face he used to disguise himself without saying a word, revealing a pretty face and said: "As expected, I still can't refuse you. ah."

"This face looks more pleasing to the eye," Li Xingshan smiled slightly, pinched her cheek, and said, "It would be better if I didn't keep a straight face all the time."

"Too many expressions will tear the mask." Although Jiuqi Ren said this, he did not stop Li Xingshan's behavior. He just said lightly: "Are you going to continue pinching, or do you want to listen to me? Business."

"Ahem..." After hearing this, Li Xingshan let go of his hand and said, "Tell me, what on earth...is going on?"

"As early as when you were imprisoned, the Yae Palace Secretary found me and told me everything about your preparations to go undercover in the resistance army," Kuqi Shinobu said: "That's why she entrusted me with the task. Come here in advance, infiltrate the rebels undercover, and serve as your support to provide help at any time."

"You...are willing to take such a big risk for me?" Li Xingshan couldn't help but be moved and said, "Thank you very much."

"Stop being so sentimental," Jiuqi Ren's face turned red and said, "If it weren't for the remuneration given by Yaeguji was enough, I wouldn't do such a troublesome thing."

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is fine," Li Xingshan understood Jiuqi Ren's temperament, and naturally knew that she actually didn't show that much emphasis on money, so he smiled and said, "If this mission is successful, your contribution will definitely be indispensable."

"Hmph, how can such a simple thing be done?" Jiu Qi rolled his eyes at Li Xingshan and said, "Let's not talk about whether we can deceive someone as exquisite as Coral Palace Xinhai. I'm afraid the female staff officer next to her can't. It’s not easy to deal with.”

"Eh?" Li Xingshan wondered: "How do you know she is a woman?"

"I'm not as discerning as some people," Kuki Shinobu shrugged and said, "I have to grab someone else's collar to tell that they are a girl."

"You all know about this," Li Xingshan felt a little embarrassed and quickly changed the subject: "So, who is that female staff officer?"

"I'm not very sure either," Kuki Shinobu touched his chin and said, "However, based on my observations, I can still draw a few clues. First, judging from her accent, she shouldn't be from Haiji Island. Second, she is not from Haiji Island. Second, her strategy is probably not inferior to Coral Palace Xinhai, and third...she should be a beauty."

"The first two are reasonable," Li Xingshan raised his eyebrows and said, "The third point, how did you figure it out?"

"Because there is no woman who has a relationship with you who is not beautiful," Jiuqi Ren snorted coldly and said, "Even the courier who was accidentally dragged into the water on the way to escape is still a monster and a beauty, isn't he?"

Li Xingshan is not a dull person. At least, he has faintly smelled the sour smell in the air.

"What you said is indeed correct, after all..." Li Xingshan suddenly stretched out his hands, hugged Jiuqi Ren's waist, and said with a smile: "You are also a woman who has a relationship with me."

"You...what are you doing!" Jiu Qiren gently pushed Li Xingshan and said, "This is a military camp!"

Putting aside the disparity in strength between the two, it was impossible for Jiuqi Ren to push Li Xingshan away. What's more, with the strength he exerted now, Jiuqi Ren might not even be able to pierce a piece of paper.

"Since this is the place you chose, it is naturally impossible for other sergeants to appear." Li Xingshan had no intention of stopping, but pressed forward: "Besides, you have helped me so much, at least I... .I want to reward you too.”

Jiu Qinren bit his lip, gave Li Xingshan a hard look, and said: "No wonder... no wonder you asked me to remove my disguise. I see you... were thinking about this from the beginning. Bar?"

"That's not necessary." Li Xingshan turned his hand, but Jiuqi Ren's back was already facing him: "If that's the case, wouldn't I be able to see your face?"

"Stupid... ugh!" Shinobu Kuki was about to protest, but suddenly he softened and subconsciously stretched out his hands to hug the tree trunk in front of him, barely supporting Hashira's shaky body.

"The squad leader just said that my kidneys are powerful. Didn't you say you couldn't tell?" Li Xingshan said close to Jiu Qinren's ear: "I can take this opportunity to prove it."

Kuki Shinobu's little movements sounded like he was protesting and refusing, but it was better to say that he was constantly adjusting his posture.

Li Xingshan took advantage of the situation and reached in, but was slightly surprised and said: "No... no?"

"Anyway... things will definitely turn out like this anyway," Kuki Shinobi murmured, "So I just didn't wear them in the first place."

In fact, when Jiu Qi Ren was preparing to find Li Xingshan, he had already anticipated that he might not be able to go back dry today.

It can only be said that the best hunters often appear as prey.

Chapter 1197: Men should do what men...should do

Li Xingshan had naturally guessed Kuki Ren's little thoughts, but now that he was on the verge of firing, he went straight to the topic without saying anything more.

It has to be said that Kuki Shinobu is really good at choosing places. This small forest is just outside the patrol range of the military camp. In this place, as long as there is no big noise, no matter what he does, it will be difficult to be discovered.

In this case, if it is discovered, trouble will come. Putting aside the possibility of exposing Kuki-nin's identity, Li Xingshan himself probably wouldn't be able to continue to gain a foothold in the resistance.

However, for the pleasure of this moment, even if you have to take the risk, it is a thing well worth it.

Kuki-nin hugged the big tree in front of her with both hands. In order to avoid making any noise, she simply buried her face in the trunk.

But even so, it is still inevitable to make a slight "Woo" sound. Fortunately, it is summer at this time, and among the chirping of summer insects, this small sound is not obvious.

They even complement each other and form a rather moving melody.

"It's... almost enough," I don't know how long it took. Jiuqi Ren, who buried his face on the tree trunk, whispered: "I... I will have to change my appearance soon." , otherwise...flaws will be exposed."

"I know..." Li Xingshan responded in a low voice, gritted his teeth, and used the last move.

The small forest regained its tranquility. Li Xingshan put his hand on Jiuqi Ren's waist and prepared to pull out his sword from its sheath.

However, at this moment, the big tree next to him suddenly shook. Then, a black shadow fell from the branches and landed in the bushes under the tree with a "snap".

This sudden scene startled both Li Xingshan and Jiu Qiren.

With the two of them's cultivation, even if they were immersed in it, they wouldn't be able to notice if someone was approaching.

Unless he is naturally powerful and has at least demon-god-level abilities - this is naturally impossible.

Another possibility is that this person has been dormant on the branch before Li Xingshan and Jiu Qinren arrived, and has been hiding his aura.

But...who would do such a thing?

Although Li Xingshan was very nervous, he quickly regained his composure and was even ready to take action directly to subdue the witness.

Even if he is not killed, he must be temporarily imprisoned to prevent him from leaking information.

The bushes were trembling, and when the owner of the black shadow stretched out his head, Li Xingshan couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Long flaxen hair, blank eyes, and two black tails behind him.

It’s Qiliangliang!

Qi Liangliang naturally saw Li Xingshan and Kuqi Ren at a glance. Although the two men had just finished the battle, they had not yet had time to clear the battlefield.

Li Xingshan didn't even get his weapon back.

At this time, their eyes met, and the atmosphere was naturally indescribably awkward.

"This man is... a soldier of the resistance army..." Qiliangliang seemed to have seen something that was enough to shake his mind, and murmured: "Boss Li, it turns out you... ..like...men?”

That's right, even though Kuki Shinobu had lost her disguise, she was still wearing the men's military uniform of the resistance army. In addition, she buried her face on the tree trunk. In the dim night, her gender was not clear at all, so she would naturally be confused. Qi Liangliang recognized him as a man.

"That's not what happened!" Li Xingshan said quickly, "Listen to my explanation!"

"I won't listen!" Qi Liangliang was like a frightened little black cat. Without saying a word, he jumped up and ran in the other direction: "I don't care!"

In just a blink of an eye, the little girl had already ran out dozens of feet away, leaving only Li Xingshan and Jiu Qinren looking at each other.

"Why are you still standing there?" After a while, Jiuqi Ren quickly said: "Hurry up and chase him!"

"Oh!" Li Xingshan took a step back without saying a word.

And because the movement range was too large, Jiu Qi couldn't help but frown. If this turned into unsheathing the sword, it would simply cause sparks to fly.

Even a steady person like her could barely hold back her curse.

It's just that Li Xingshan was too fast. When she was about to speak, she saw that he had already turned into a black shadow and rushed out, leaving no time for Jiuqi Ren to react.

"Really..." Jiu Qinren bit his lip and murmured: "Even I, occasionally... want to be treated a little tenderly."

............

Logically speaking, given the strength gap between Li Xingshan and Qi Liangliang, the latter's desire to escape from the former's pursuit is no less than Sun Houhou's desire to escape from Tathagata Buddha's Five Finger Mountain.

However, Qi Liangliang himself is a member of the Nekomata clan and is extremely fast, while Li Xingshan has just experienced a "war", and the experience will inevitably lead to some losses. In addition, small actions such as putting on pants will cause a lot of delays. time.

Under the circumstances, Li Xingshan failed to catch up with Qi Liangliang for a while, but was thrown far away by her.

Because he was afraid of attracting the attention of other soldiers, Li Xingshan could not shout out loud, and he was also afraid of frightening Qi Liangliang, so he could only follow step by step.

However, after all, there was a huge disparity in strength between the two. After a while, Li Xingshan already knew what Qi Liangliang was behind.

Although she was known for her speed, she rarely ran at such a speed. At this time, her physical strength was close to being exhausted. Suddenly, she felt a strange feeling coming from her tail, and her body stopped instantly.

She looked back and saw Li Xingshan holding her tail, saying helplessly: "Why are you running so fast? I won't eat you?"

"me......"

Unlike Li Xingshan who didn't sweat even a drop, Qi Liangliang was so tired that he could hardly breathe. After a while, he said tremblingly: "I'm scared."

Indeed, there is nothing zzzq about Inazuma. The development of a super-friendship relationship between men is still a difficult thing to accept for both humans and monsters.

What's more, Qi Liangliang originally had an inexplicable affection for Li Xingshan. Now that she saw that the man she liked actually liked to do things that men... did, her world view collapsed instantly, and she could only run away. to avoid.

"You misunderstood, actually..."

Li Xingshan was just about to explain, but suddenly he thought that if he told Kira Ryokuro's true identity, wouldn't it be possible to expose his collusion with the undercover shogunate army.

If he tells her this matter, let alone whether Qi Liangliang will keep it a secret for him, this matter will inevitably become a hidden danger.

Chapter 1198: It turns out that beautiful girls can also get hemorrhoids?

Therefore, now we must find an excuse, not only to make Kirarayang no longer fear him, but also to hide the identity of Jiuqi Ren for a long time.

Fortunately, Qi Liangliang doesn't seem very smart. With his sharp tongue, he should be able to explain it clearly.

"Ahem..." Li Xingshan coughed twice, and then said seriously: "The sergeant brother and I were not doing anything dirty, but... .helping him treat his illness!”

"Cure?"

If ordinary people hear this answer, they will definitely think that their intelligence has been insulted. Thinking this way, it is impossible to have such a strange treatment method.

But Qi Liangliang was just a simple little monster after all. He was frightened by Li Xingshan for a moment. He tilted his head and said, "Cure... what disease is it curing?"

"Treat...treat..." Li Xingshan rolled his eyes and immediately said: "Hemorrhoids!"

"Hemorrhoids?" Qi Liangliang's eyes widened.

"That's right!" Li Xingshan instantly entered the mouth-talking mode, and said seriously: "Patrol soldiers like them have to stand all day long, so they can easily get hemorrhoids. I saw that the young man just now was in extremely ill health, so I was heartbroken. I couldn't bear it, so I used family methods to treat him."

"But..." Qiliangliang was just innocent, not an idiot, and murmured: "I clearly saw that you...you stuffed that thing into P... ..”

As a girl, she really couldn't say those two words.

"That... that's applying medicine!" Li Xingshan patted Qi Liangliang's shoulder and said, "To deliver the medicine to the deepest point, the length of your fingers is not enough."

"So that's it..." Qi Liangliang patted his chest and said with lingering fear, "I thought you liked men."

[The effect of "Lie Eater" is activated, the target has believed your lies]

Unexpectedly, at this critical moment, since Li Xingshan's talent came into play, Qiliangliang chose to believe this bizarre excuse.

"Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved," Li Xingshan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Let's go back as soon as possible."

"Wait...wait a moment..."

Unexpectedly, Qi Liangliang's face turned red and said: "Is your treatment method really effective?"

"Of course!" Li Xingshan thought that Qi Liangliang was still doubtful about his excuse, so he said very firmly: "I guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease! I will never do it again!"

"Really?" Qi Liangliang's eyes flashed with light and said: "Then... can you cure me?"