Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

What?

Li Xingshan thought for a moment that he had misheard what Qi Liangliang said.

Do beautiful girls also get hemorrhoids?

But soon, he overturned his doubts.

After all, it’s not impossible that the lead singer of a band next door could get athlete’s foot, hemorrhoids or something like that.

"No... don't look at me with that look!" Qi Liangliang said with a red face: "In order to work as a courier, I have to adapt to using human body movements. Who knows, human ...That place is so tender..."

Indeed, in a sense, the muscles there are indeed the weakness of most humans.

Even if he is a straight man, his skin is warm and soft.

what to do?

Li Xingshan's head couldn't turn around for a while.

If you don't help, the lie you just told will be self-defeating.

Please help...it's weird no matter how you think about it.

After all, in reality, before I drink Qi Liangliang's first glass of red wine, I have to skip this step and start the "backward" development work.

Of course, for Qi Liangliang, this may just be a simple "medical behavior" without thinking too much.

"I understand," Li Xingshan could only nod his head and said, "Then... let's get started."

"Yes!" Qi Liangliang nodded.

However, she did not take any action. After a few seconds, Li Xingshan said: "You...I can't help you treat you like this."

"I...what should I do?" Kirara's voice seemed a little stiff.

Although it was a joyful thing to come across a wonderful cure for hemorrhoids, she seemed to realize at this time that the method of treatment seemed a bit shameful.

"Very simple answer," Li Xingshan whispered in Qi Liangliang's ear: "Put it in."

These two simple words were a difficult hurdle for Qi Liangliang to overcome. However, after a period of ideological struggle, she still knelt on the ground resolutely.

Fortunately, the soft ground is not too hard, and the dim night can bury a bit of shame.

However, that piece of snow, which was no less white than the moonlight, still made Li Xingshan's eyes dazzle.

Using Guo Degang's evaluation of teachers is - hey, it's so white!

Obviously there were uncultivated fertile fields before and after, but Li Xingshan had to choose the more difficult piece of land to cultivate first. This was the first time for him.

"Well..." Li Xingshan still reminded: "The process may be a bit difficult, especially at the beginning, there will be a very strong sense of resistance, so you must persevere."

"Well..." Qi Liangliang nodded: "If this troublesome disease can be cured, I can become a better courier!"

Hearing what Qi Liangliang said, Li Xingshan felt inexplicably guilty.

Isn't it a bit too much to deceive a simple little girl like this?

[It’s indeed a bit too much]

As if it heard Li Xingshan's thoughts, the system suddenly appeared and complained.

"There's no need to say it so directly, right?" Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "What if it's useful?"

[If it was really useful, the world wouldn’t need anorectal doctors]

Indeed, if it really works, the UK will definitely have the highest cure rate for hemorrhoids.

[If you feel guilty, why not just help this child cure his stubborn illness? 】

"How can it be that simple?" Li Xingshan raised his eyebrows and said, "My... ahem, that thing has no effect on curing hemorrhoids."

[It just so happens that you can redeem the ointment that completely cures hemorrhoids in the system. Do you need to use "good deed points" to redeem it? 】

Points for good deeds?

Li Xingshan was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly realized: "By the way, I almost forgot, I also have a [Gathering Virtue and Charity System]! By the way, why does it feel like there haven't been reminders from this system for a long time?"

In this system, as long as Li Xingshan does good things, he can get points.

Chapter 1199 To treat hemorrhoids, I choose Dr. Li Xingshan!

"Really or not?" Li Xingshan said dubiously: "It sounds like I just made up an excuse because I forgot about it for a long time and suddenly remembered it..."

[Just tell me whether you need it or not? 】

the system asked.

"Use it, use it!" Li Xingshan said quickly: "How many points do I need to redeem that ointment?"

[Twelve thousand, three hundred and forty-five points]

"Isn't this too expensive?" Li Xingshan complained softly: "Is your ointment made of gold?"

[Just tell me whether you want it or not? 】

In fact, with Li Xingshan's level of medical skills, treating a mere hemorrhoid is naturally a matter of hand. It's just that he doesn't have time to collect the corresponding medicinal materials.

[Because I raise prices from the ground up]

He shamelessly admitted it!

"Profiteer..." Li Xingshan smacked his teeth and said, "I admit my defeat and exchange it, but... why is there still an odd number in this number?"

[Because I deduct it based on the percentage of your total points]

The poor are injured, but the rich are injured, right?

Are you deducting points or grabbing a gift?

As the sound of the system fell, a tube of ointment fell into Li Xingshan's hand. It seemed that it was not much different from the hemorrhoid ointment that cost more than ten yuan a tube in the real world.

"This thing better work..."

Li Xingshan poured it into his hand, kneaded it and spread it evenly on his weapon. This thing was not just an ointment, but from a certain point of view, it also acted as a lubricant.

"Are you ready?" Li Xingshan took a deep breath and said, "I'm going to give you medicine."

"Well..." Kirarayang nodded again.

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, not to mention that although Qi Liangliang looks like a cute little girl, she is actually a monster, and her body is definitely not as fragile as it looks.

Go straight in!

Following Li Xingshan's movements, Qi Liangliang's two tails raised up at the same time, but the little girl still covered her mouth tightly to avoid making any noise to attract attention.

"Has the medicine...the ointment been applied?" Qi Liangliang asked in a low voice: "I...I have a cold feeling, so...so comfortable."

I didn't expect this ointment to actually work.

That's right, even if the system is indeed a profiteer, at least so far, the things it has given itself are very useful.

"It works naturally," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Didn't I say it before? I am a good man who is willing to help others."

"But...but..." Qiliangliang hesitated: "Isn't it already applied? Why...are you still continuing?"

"Silly boy, this kind of ointment needs to be applied repeatedly to penetrate the muscles and bones," Li Xingshan said seriously: "Now, do you feel that the affected area is getting more and more comfortable?"

Indeed, the feeling cannot lie. The stubborn illness that often troubled Qi Liangliang before has indeed been miraculously weakened.

Li Xingshan's sweet words made the girl so confused that she didn't even doubt why it was necessary to put medicine into the muscles and bones to treat hemorrhoids.

"I...I don't study well..." Qi Liangliang murmured: "Don't lie to me."

"Don't worry, I read a lot," Li Xingshan grinned inadvertently and said with a smile, "I won't lie to you."

So, Li Xingshan continued to apply the medicine, and evenly applied the ointment worth more than 10,000 points on the skin that had never seen light.

Half an hour later.

As expected by Li Xingshan, the effect of [First Glass of Red Wine] was not activated. It seems that the judgment method of this talent is still very strict. After all, it must be taken the right way to activate it.

As for the "side doctrine", it seems that it will not be recognized by it.

It seems that if I have a chance next time, I still have to try to take the "right path".

When Li Xingshan pulled out the weapon, Qi Liangliang couldn't hold it back for a moment and almost collapsed to the ground.

However, the hemorrhoid cream with more than 10,000 points was extraordinary after all. Not only could it cure stubborn diseases, it was also a very rare painkiller. Amidst the icy cold feeling, Qi Liangliang actually had no obvious pain.

But even so, she almost couldn't stand still because of the soreness in her legs. Fortunately, he was supported by Li Xingshan, otherwise he would inevitably fall again.

Qi Liangliang's concept is very simple. As long as it is not there or anywhere else, there is no big problem. What's more, what Li Xingshan is doing is helping himself to heal his illness.

However, a few seconds later, the little black cat still felt an inexplicable weakness in his body, and he collapsed directly in Li Xingshan's arms.

"Yes... I'm sorry..." Kirara murmured: "I don't know why... I seem to have no strength at all."

How could you still have strength in this situation?

Li Xingshan held the little girl in his arms and said softly: "It doesn't matter, I'll take you back. You've just been cured of a stubborn illness and it's inconvenient to move around. You'd better have a good rest."

"Well..." Qiliang felt warm in her heart, and her little body curled up in Li Xingshan's arms.

The thick chest and warm feeling seemed to bring Kirarayang back to the scene when he was a child, being held in his mother's arms.

However, this warm scene was soon broken.

There was only a rustling sound, and then, a dozen figures emerged from the bushes behind the two.

Li Xingshan took a closer look and saw that those people were all wearing the uniforms of the shogunate army. They had obviously sneaked in for a night attack.

Judging from their equipment and skills, they were probably not ordinary ashigaru, but rather specially trained troops.

Those people seemed to have just arrived when they saw Li Xingshan and Qi Liangliang at a glance. They winked at each other and immediately surrounded them without saying a word.

"Captain?" A shogunate soldier whispered: "These two people are not wearing the uniforms of the resistance army. How to deal with them?"

The squad leader said coldly: "Even if he is not a rebel soldier, he must have something to do with the rebels. Let's tie him up first. Don't let them leak the news!"

"Sorry," the soldier took a step forward and said, "If you don't want to get hurt, just be restrained!"

Given the seriousness of these elite soldiers, the two people in front of them were probably just ordinary men and women who came to secretly entertain themselves under the cover of darkness.

What's more, the woman was still being held in the arms of the man at this time. Even if the man had some fighting ability, it would be impossible for him to fight with a "burden".

"It just so happens that I still have a headache. What should I do if they don't want to believe me?" Li Xingshan smiled slightly and said, "I'll let you be my vote-getter."

Chapter 1200 Do you want to join the resistance?

When the other soldiers heard this, they glanced at each other. After a while, they couldn't help but have subtle smiles on their faces.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, even if you want to show off in front of your own woman, you are a bit too confident, right?" Another shogunate soldier clenched his fists and sneered: "It seems that you need to teach me a lesson. Only you can do it.”

The conflict between the shogunate army and the resistance army was no longer a matter of a day or two. They had been fighting on the battlefield for years. Almost every soldier had relatives and friends killed in the war.

Therefore, even if it is not certain whether Li Xingshan is a member of the resistance, even if he is only related to the resistance, it is unlikely that these shogunate soldiers have any good impression of him.

The faces of the remaining shogunate soldiers also showed malicious smiles, and the captain snorted coldly and said: "Hmph, it seems that you have been suppressing it for a long time recently, so whatever, I'll give it to you. Let’s have a little fun for three minutes... Don’t forget, we still have business to do.”

"Put me down," Qi Liangliang whispered: "I...I can also help fight..."

"No, you need to have a good rest now," Li Xingshan said in a gentle tone, "I don't need to take action against these guys."

After all, now that he holds Qi Liangliang in his arms, he really "can't do anything".

"It seems like we have been underestimated." One of the soldiers stepped forward, clenched his fists, and said with a smile, "I want to see how much you weigh!"

"Hey, hey!" other soldiers said quickly: "Don't kill him with just one move, we want to have fun too!"

It seems that these shogunate soldiers have completely regarded Li Xingshan as a piece of fish on the chopping board, so that's good...at least, Li Xingshan will not feel guilty for dealing with them.

The soldier rushed over without saying a word. It had to be said that at first glance he looked like a guy with quite a lot of combat experience. His movements were quick and there was nothing unnecessary.

However, Li Xingshan did not dodge or dodge. When the soldier was about to approach, there was a "bang" and he flew out directly, hitting the tree trunk behind him hard.

For a moment, everyone was shocked.

The reason why they were surprised was not just because their companions were knocked away, but because... they didn't even see the person's movements clearly.

It's...too fast!

"The demon... the demon! It must be the demon!" After a while, someone came back to his senses and said tremblingly: "Look, the girl in his arms has two tails. !”

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately stopped their joking attitude. The team leader, who was originally calm and calm, immediately said: "These two guys have problems, solve them quickly... life or death!" "