Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

뀗中武 took out a paper fan and shook it gently: "First 뀗, then martial arts, 뀗놋괗 round, let's fly flowers in the first game."

Flying Flowers is an ancient game for people. It is elegant and coquettish, but people without a foundation in poetry cannot hold it.

The rules are also very simple, any poem can be used.

First choose a word to fly 놅, and then say 놅poem 늀 with the word 놋. OK.

The poems should be recited by the person reciting the poems in a consistent rhythm.

The time limit for answering is three seconds. If you do not answer within three seconds, you will lose.

뀗中武思늂 놋成 Zhu: "Don't say I bully you, you choose the words, you speak first."

"Then let's use 'flower' as a guide." Ye Xing is not a rich man, but he is afraid of his mobile phone and netizens. Before the war started, he specially told the friends in the live broadcast room: "Everyone, please help me. Brush up with flower verses.”

[Little KS, don’t worry and leave it to us, let’s get cute together! 】

[It’s still~All the flowers are blooming~It’s far away~The love is clear~]

[The plain embryo outlines the blue and white brush strokes, which are thicker and lighter~]

【Why should you be serious in this colorful world~】

[After spending so much money, I still haven’t found a girlfriend~]

【Flowers fade, flowers bloom, flowers bloom~】

Damn it, this water club can’t handle it. It’s all nonsense?

꿯 and affect Ye Xing놅's performance.

놛 simply relied on himself, and took the lead in speaking: "The flowers are falling, the flowers are flying, and the flowers are full."

뀗Zhongwu continued: "I will kill all the flowers after they bloom."

Ye Xing: "The flowers float and the water flows."

뀗中武: "꿂The red flowers out of the river beat the fire."

.......

The two exchanged hundreds of moves.

Since there was only three seconds, there was no time to think.

Later, Ye Xing simply made up nonsense, saying things like "Little Fish and Flowers", "Fried Flowers with Wide Noodles", "Your Father's Syphilis Wart and Flower Willow" and so on.

뀗Zhongwu was caught off guard and felt that this confrontation would never end, so the two ended in a draw.

This guy did have a lot of ink in his stomach, and Ye Xing couldn't help but become serious.

After reciting the poem, the first game is a pair.

Pairing seems simple, but it is more difficult than the ordinary 놅飞花늄.

The number of words must be equal, the content must be relevant, and the structure must be proportional, and it must be presented in the form of PK놅, which is full of gunpowder.

뀗Zhongwu said directly: "Mountains, mountains and rivers, men and women go out in pairs, but dogs are not worthy."

놛 pointed while talking, Ming called Ye Xing a dog and unworthy of a witch.

Ye Xing retorted: "You poop and pee, old and young, you know nothing, you have to kneel down when you see me."

뀗Zhongwu's face turned blue and he raised his voice: "A bear has a heart and a leopard has the courage. How dare a little mouse climb a tree?"

Ye Xing put his hands on his waist: "You're so cool, but you're so stubborn!"

뀗Zhongwu clenched his fists: "You are so arrogant, but you can only act recklessly. Accept me as your father and teach you how to cook."

Ye Xing shook his head and smiled: "Two salted duck eggs, I will turn into Ultraman and slap you at any time regardless of the occasion!"

뀗Zhongwu said angrily: "You have no talent, no virtue, no speech, no intention, no action."

Ye Xing squinted and said, "I have a golden face, a head, a face, and no distinction."

뀗Zhongwu patted his chest and said, "I think back then, a hero and a group of friends could kill your whole family."

Ye Xing raised his middle finger and said: "Nowadays, if you are a idiot and all your friends are dead, it will be hard for you to pretend to be cool."

뀗Zhongwu's face turned from green to purple: "One common practice is mediocrity and the other is unfilial. I don't know the Four Books and Five Classics and I don't recognize my relatives. I'm a disgraced person. I'll die without you!"

Ye Xingying responded quickly and said: "Ten generations of women with nine talents and eight chickens, a walnut worth six yuan and five elements short of gold, four meals and three hungers for a bisexual person, a first-class idiot!"

뀗Zhongwu covered his chest and gritted his teeth and said: "Monkeys, big or small, are all called old."

Ye Xing yawned and said casually: "꿯A father is inferior to his son."

뀗Zhongwu pointed at 꽭空: "놇I am the general, you are just an elephant."

Ye Xing showed a lewd smile: "I'll make a bed just to keep you cool."

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

뀗Zhongwu finally couldn't bear it any longer, his breath smoked out, and his blood spurted out like pillars, dyeing the entire pond red.

"Haha, my little brother is not talented, so accept it."

Ye Xing is far away, who knows if there is no AIDS?

[Hahahaha, Ye Shen is awesome, so capable! 】

[I laughed my head off so much, I turned into a gangster and no one can stop me. 】

[I’m afraid even the king of kings and intestinal piercing can’t deal with you! 】

[궝A walnut only costs six yuan? Why did it cost me only 궝 yuan to buy six walnuts? 】

[Look carefully, maybe you bought six nuclear bombs? 】

[I learned it, I learned it~]

[People in ancient times were so pitiful, they couldn’t even say shit~]

【놛Why can you spray so much blood? ? ? 】

.........

One draw and one win, Ye Xing won the round.

There are also two martial arts games.

The first competition is traditional kung fu, also known as set moves.

This kind of competition does not involve internal strength or energy, it is purely to see who has a better understanding of martial arts.

뀗Zhongwu summoned two corpse soldiers, one yellow and one white, and they performed the drill on their behalf.

뀗Zhongwu shouted angrily: "Step forward and hang the chopping knife."

놛 controlled the yellow corpse soldier to take a step forward, and used his hand as a knife to chop off the head of the other corpse soldier.

Ye Xing: "Slide and shovel to catch the chicken!"

The white corpse soldier followed Ye Xing's instructions and used a tackle to slide under the opponent's crotch to seize the vital part.

Dong Zhongwu used the Qianjinzhu move again, and Ye Xing directly used the ultimate move, Tiantongshou, and exchanged one life for another.

"Why do you play like this?" Dong Zhongwu shook his sleeves in dissatisfaction, "This round is a tie."

Ye Xing deliberately tied, otherwise this B would have to use hundreds of moves again, who would have time to waste slowly with him?

The last round was a competition of drinking capacity.

Dong Zhongwu brewed some extremely concentrated white wine, and he was bound to win back a round.

"This guy is sinister and ruthless. He is good at choosing people, so his drinking capacity must be good."

Ye Xing suddenly remembered the acid bird he shot before.

Eating its meat can temporarily prevent people from getting drunk.

Thinking of this, he took out the casserole and stewed the acid bird in advance.

Then he used the excuse of taking a shit to delay time, and when the broth was ready, he poured it into his stomach before competing with him.

It is normal to eat something to fill the stomach before drinking, and Zhongwu did not overly doubt it.

The taste-conscious person had a thousand cups of liquor placed on a huge rock, and named this competition "Thousand Cups Without Getting Drunk".

Each cup has two cups of liquor, and each person has 500 cups, which is 50 kilograms.

What is the concept?

It is good for a normal person to drink half a kilogram, and it is awesome to drink a kilogram.

Fifty kilograms of water can make a person bloated to death.

And fifty kilograms of liquor can make a person drink directly to the underworld!

Not only do you have to drink, you can't peep, and if you peep a drop, you lose.

Whoever finishes drinking first wins.

"How to relieve worries? Only Du Kang." Zhongwu raised the wine glass and drank it all, and he sighed after finishing it.

"Slurp~" Look at Ye Xing, in order to save time, he was too lazy to raise the cup, just lowered his head and bent over, using the original energy to create suction in his mouth, sucking the wine in the cup into his stomach, and drinking while running.

[Wow, this speed is too fast, right? ]

[Crippled mouth? Dragon sucking water? ]

[The boy's mouth skills are amazing, can you help my sister pull a cup? ]

Netizens were shocked.

"Is this kid still a human?" Zhongwu sighed and put down the wine in the cup. He just wanted to find someone, a living person to drink with him, but the other party only had the victory in his heart, so from this point of view, he had already lost.

Ye Xing drank 500 cups of white wine in one breath, his abdominal muscles returned to one, and his stomach was swollen like a ball.

Finally won.

"Maybe, Yeji, you will be happier with someone like this."

During the competition, Zhongwu noticed that Yeji Hongyan's eyes always stayed on Ye Xing. He knew that he had no hope and completely let go of his obsession.

Yeji Hongyan successfully collected Sarutobi Sasuke's residual soul.

Most of the helpers have been found.

Time is running out, and the schedule will be very tight.

In addition, the location has been exposed, and the subordinates of the big demons may have arrived.

The prison world is about to collapse.

The final battle is not far away.........